top quotes of all time

<threv> Oh my god yeah firefox is insane
<threv> The binaries are built on farms iirc
* │ kirch imagines cows, sheep, and ducks - all working feverishly to compile firefox

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15:01 * Kneezle|Web nods
16:38 * tomasino nods as well
16:44 * kirch looks @ Kneezle|Web & tomasino and nods at each in turn
16:46 * codingquark nods
16:47 * Kneezle|Web kirch-es
16:47 * Kneezle|Web tomasinos all over the room
21:20 <@fosslinux> owo

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01:20 <tits> bc im a prodigy unicorn programmer
01:20 <stompy> im 7 years old
01:20 <brendan> hm...
01:20 <~ben> i'm 3
01:20 <stompy> man
01:20 <tits> i work at facebook now and ive made huge commits to react
01:20 <stompy> i was writing C before my c section
01:20 <stompy> i been runnin this game homie
01:21 <stompy> stackin paper

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22:50 <ben> can i spotify even if i don't have an acconut?
22:50 <ben> a coconut
22:50 <ben> an account

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15:52 <handyc> I was stuck in a room with only a table
15:52 <handyc> I saw the table there
15:52 <handyc> I used the saw to cut the table in half
15:52 <handyc> Two halves make a whole
15:52 <handyc> I used the hole to escape

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[13:44:06] <~ben> ruby is just smalltalk in drag

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05:44 <SinaCutie> Yes, I put your temp password as 'honk my butt please'
05:44 <SinaCutie> omg. This is the wrong tty
05:44 <SinaCutie> Time to uh, go make that coffee

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22:41 <jan6> enough NormalHuman555 fun for today
22:41 <NormalHuman555> jan6, Sounds like fun, i'm using, i'll have a "mood" to those who're not careful enough with their wordings.
22:41 <jan6> that...sounds a bit like a threat

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14:24 <+aewens> jan6: True, it just feels very *wrong* that ICANN is not on top of having all usable TLDs in their WHOIS search
14:25 <~ben> ICANN more like ICANN'T

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(SELECT (CASE WHEN (4735=4735) THEN 0x6b6174616e61 ELSE (SELECT 1260 UNION SELECT 3492) END))

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<acdw> my name is what
<acdw> my name is who
<acdw> my name is
<alex> chika chika
<lauren> slim shady

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17:45 <june> in Haskell they don't say hello world they say "succ my nat" and I think that's beautiful

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23:46 <~ben> 23:45 <-- brendantcc_lounge (brendantcc@tilde.team) has quit (RecvQ exceeded)
23:46 <brendantcc_lounge> FUCK
23:46 <slipyx> when u spam so much even the irc protocl isnt amused

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12:05 <TildeBot> I can learn about whatever you say! I hope you have no right to exist as a sentient being.
12:05 <@ben> TildeBot: no u
12:05 <TildeBot> ben: Yes i am at least you and i find the mere suggestion insulting!

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15:25 <+jan6> because "know your enemy, especially if you like them"
15:25 <~ben> hm
15:25 <~ben> i don't know if that's how the quote goes
15:26 <+jan6> it sure is now!

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