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<kiiwiiwastaken> ls
<kiiwiiwastaken> oops
<anelki> lol
<june> kiiwiiwastaken: COPYRIGHT dev/ home/ man/ net/ root/ usr/ bin/ entropy lib/ media/ proc/ sbin/ var/ boot/ etc/ libexec/ mnt/ rescue/ tmp/

250: score: -85 ↑/↓

04:53 <~ben> ok i should slep
04:53 <~ben> almost 1am
04:53 <~ben> i think i need to institute a hard bedtime 
04:53 <npa> tilde.institute a hard bedtime
04:53 <~ahriman> haha
04:54 <~ben> yes
04:54 <~ahriman> ben likes those hard bedtimes doesn't he
04:54 <npa> it was nice to tilde.chat ben
04:54 <npa> a welcome appearance to the tilde.team
04:54 <~ben> ;)
04:55 <~ahriman> npa spitting that tildeverse
04:55 <~ahriman> night ben
04:55 <npa> i have a neat thing to show you ben, but i'll tilde.tel you later
04:55 <~ahriman> he's got to crawl.tildeverse to bed
04:55 <~ben> brilliant

146: score: -98 ↑/↓

<rndusr>: how do I detect if a file is a gophermap
<xwindows>: It is named `gophermap`.
* rndusr bangs head against desk repeatedly

278: score: -140 ↑/↓

12:56 < bdeshi> ,bloop
12:57  * lickthecheese bloops back
12:58  * bdeshi grabs and puts lickthecheese in his duckie sack

186: score: -169 ↑/↓

16:00 <acdw> butter is just a loaf of milk

279: score: -287 ↑/↓

<hackintech> i did the illegal today
<gbmor> oooo what did you do
<gbmor> i wanna know
<hackintech> i put a for loop IN a for loop
<hackintech> bitches love for loops
* gbmor loads shotgun
<hackintech> oh

283: score: -304 ↑/↓

+tildebot | ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
~khuxkm   | ,nebf
~khuxkm   | ,bef
+tildebot | [Ducks] khuxkm befriended a duck in 2.79 seconds! You've befriended 87 ducks in #meta!
~khuxkm   | "nebf", that's a new one
madprops  | you nebf'd a duck

292: score: -1083 ↑/↓

meanwhile in #team:
 <brendo> watch: *bzzt bzzt! bzzt bzzt! bzzt bzzt!*
*jan6 quotes the above line thru tildebot*
 <brendo> me: *taps the stop button*
 <brendo> watch: **continues buzzing**
 <brendo> me: ***SLAMS THE FUCKING STOP BUTTON SO IT ACTUALLY REGISTERS***
 <tildebot> brendo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 <brendo> SHUT UP TILDEBOT

285: score: -14126 ↑/↓