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12:01 <+aewens> Don't use nouns as your username if you don't want accidental pings.
12:02 <+aewens> There could be dozens of people who login to virtual servers, just like this one saying things people may think are a sin unless of you're a phoenix who cares not because it's a scifi creature.

74: score: -61 /


16:44 <khuxkm|lounge> !admin down
16:44 <sotdbot> khuxkm|lounge: You can't tell me what to do!
16:44 <khuxkm|lounge> FUCK YOU BITCH I OWN YOU
16:44 <-- sotdbot (sotdbot@tilde.team) has quit (Connection closed)

96: score: -62 /


[14:37:49] <netscape_navigator> What's your favorite game and why is it Stardew Valley?
[14:38:19] <netscape_navigator> I want to quit my day job to get more serious about my farming
[14:38:43] <jan6> make a youtube channel
[14:38:52] <jan6> make videos about stardew
[14:38:54] <jan6> boom
[14:38:56] <jan6> there you go
[14:39:00] <threv> | 'dis ya boi, netscape_navigator, comin at ya live from stardew'
[14:39:04] <threv> | 'smash that like and subscribe button'
[14:39:56] <netscape_navigator> Maybe I can be one of those masked youtubers, since I am a deprecated web
                                browser after all
[14:40:03] <netscape_navigator> maybe a CRT screen for a head or sth idk
[14:41:13] <rdh> Pass all of your dialog through the mac speak program like that kid from Blank Check
[14:41:55] <~ben> it could even be a tilderadio show
[14:42:04] <netscape_navigator> OH MAN
[14:42:36] <jan6> macspeak asmr stardew valley livestream
[14:42:44] <netscape_navigator> lol im 'sposed to be working right now
[14:42:52] <threv> | yes, working on this channel

148: score: -64 /


15:34 <benharri> !!tilde
15:34 <tracer> BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
15:35 <benharri> !!tilde
15:35 <tracer> BEP

47: score: -67 /


04:53 <~ben> ok i should slep
04:53 <~ben> almost 1am
04:53 <~ben> i think i need to institute a hard bedtime 
04:53 <npa> tilde.institute a hard bedtime
04:53 <~ahriman> haha
04:54 <~ben> yes
04:54 <~ahriman> ben likes those hard bedtimes doesn't he
04:54 <npa> it was nice to tilde.chat ben
04:54 <npa> a welcome appearance to the tilde.team
04:54 <~ben> ;)
04:55 <~ahriman> npa spitting that tildeverse
04:55 <~ahriman> night ben
04:55 <npa> i have a neat thing to show you ben, but i'll tilde.tel you later
04:55 <~ahriman> he's got to crawl.tildeverse to bed
04:55 <~ben> brilliant

146: score: -79 /


<kiiwiiwastaken> ls
<kiiwiiwastaken> oops
<anelki> lol
<june> kiiwiiwastaken: COPYRIGHT dev/ home/ man/ net/ root/ usr/ bin/ entropy lib/ media/ proc/ sbin/ var/ boot/ etc/ libexec/ mnt/ rescue/ tmp/

250: score: -92 /


12:56 < bdeshi> ,bloop
12:57  * lickthecheese bloops back
12:58  * bdeshi grabs and puts lickthecheese in his duckie sack

186: score: -188 /


+tildebot | ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
~khuxkm   | ,nebf
~khuxkm   | ,bef
+tildebot | [Ducks] khuxkm befriended a duck in 2.79 seconds! You've befriended 87 ducks in #meta!
~khuxkm   | "nebf", that's a new one
madprops  | you nebf'd a duck

292: score: -891 /


meanwhile in #team:
 <brendo> watch: *bzzt bzzt! bzzt bzzt! bzzt bzzt!*
*jan6 quotes the above line thru tildebot*
 <brendo> me: *taps the stop button*
 <brendo> watch: **continues buzzing**
 <brendo> me: ***SLAMS THE FUCKING STOP BUTTON SO IT ACTUALLY REGISTERS***
 <tildebot> brendo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 <brendo> SHUT UP TILDEBOT

285: score: -13811 /