14:43 <~ben> soup at the end of your nick
14:43 <kurizsoup> why not
14:43 <kurizsoup> soup's great
14:44 <kurizsoup> Hi, I'm Kuriz "KurizGuy" Guy, and I like soup
14:44 <kurizsoup> Here's a soup
14:44 <kurizsoup> It has steak in it
14:44 <~ben> no thanks
14:44 <kurizsoup> There's another soup
14:44 <~ben> i'm a vegetarian
20:56 <mushmouth> i also ended up getting 4 games for switch. well 3 but the 4th one i'm getting at cottage because they didn't have it at the store
20:57 <mushmouth> i'm getting doom for switch
20:57 <mushmouth> as my last game
20:57 <@ben> doom on a switch lol
20:57 <@ben> i don't have one either
20:57 <mushmouth> ben: it is actually on switch and m rated
20:57 <@ben> wewlad
20:58 <mushmouth> rock hard m rated
20:58 <mushmouth> i only get hard when a game is m rated
20:59 <@ben> lol wot
<june> what does nuclear reactor even smell like
<june> I have no reference for this
<~gbmor> nuclear reactors smell like moose taint, according to wikipedia
<june> WHAT DOES MOOSE TAINT SMELL LIKE
<june> WTH
<khuxkm> just... u n s c r e w p e n i s
<neko> you say that as if you can already unscrew your dick and your body adapting to that change is the problem
<khuxkm> you say that as if that isn't correct
<khuxkm> (/s)
< lickthecheese> lol lshw thinks my chromebook is a 'desktop computer' https://bin.tilde.team/u80k
< earthnuker> is it standing on top of a desk?
< lickthecheese> no on my legs
< earthnuker> hmmm, okay then it's a legtop
06:05 < ynx> robdrake: is tornado alley exciting to live in?
06:12 < LordRyan> ,w
06:12 < BitBot> [Weather|LordRyan] (Wichita, Kansas, USA) 9C/48F | Clear Sky | Humidity: 55% | Wind: 20.5KMh/12.8MPh
06:12 < LordRyan> think that qualifies as being in tornado alley
06:12 < LordRyan> I've only ever once been concerned over a tornado
06:12 < LordRyan> It's not much worse than being on the east coast and having hurricanes, or being on the west coast and tsunamis, they're a
potential thing that can happen but you're typically prepared.
06:14 < ynx> that's comforting
06:15 < LordRyan> It's actually one of the few natural disasters you can just go underground and wait it out.
06:16 < LordRyan> What're you gonna do in a hurricane or tsunami flood? Earthquake that ruins your basement's foundations? Can't just go in a bunker.
06:25 < ynx> that's true
06:26 < ynx> i guess if you had a boat, a flood wouldn't be bad
06:27 < LordRyan> they wrote a book about that
06:27 < LordRyan> called it the bible
06:27 < LordRyan> bunch of other filler tho
06:50 < ynx> Hah
06:51 < ynx> 300 cubits
06:58 < epoch> cubitcraft
06:58 < epoch> voxels that are a cubic cubit
<cdmnky> meanwhile r/linuxmasterrace is still on "btw I use arch" like it has been for the past few months
<ubergeek> Yeah, I can get behind that sub. Btw, did I tell you, I use Arch?
<+alex11> had to turn it off during ludacris
<+alex11> but yeah
<+alex11> controlfreak++
<+controlfreak> cant bealieve butsruff went quiet
<+controlfreak> i thought that was right in the sweet spot on the inanity meter
<gbmor> alex11: oh so when the luda came on you had to ... Roll Out?
<gbmor> (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
<+alex11> FUCK you
<gbmor> (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
<+alex11> my week is ruined
01:38 <ahriman> take the Nike approach, login
01:39 <ahriman> and i don't mean exploit developing nations for their lack of labor laws
01:39 <ahriman> i mean "Just Do it"
01:40 <threv> ahriman: see that's where i always go wrong, i mix up the two
2018-07-11 22:07:01 cdmnky I can see it right now, my mother walks in my room while doing system updates and asks "Are you hacking right now?"
2018-07-11 22:08:01 aewens cdmnky: This is exactly how my whole family reacted any time they say a terminal window on my computer.
2018-07-11 22:08:55 cdmnky aewens: my english teacher was a little suspicious at first of watching me take research notes in vim with markdown lol
2018-07-11 22:09:52 +jan6 https://quotes.tilde.chat/quote/26
2018-07-11 22:10:30 cdmnky now i'll forever be immortalized by that one quote lol
2018-07-11 22:10:50 @ben i think it's a good one
2018-07-11 22:10:58 aewens cdmnky: My teachers we less thrilled when they saw I'd loaded Omphcrack <?> onto one of the machines to pull the admin password off of it.
2018-07-11 22:11:46 @ben there was a challenge in undergrad to get a 000 permission file off the department server
2018-07-11 22:12:07 @ben one of my classmates put a keylogger on one of the lab computers and got a prof's password that way
2018-07-11 22:12:11 @ben didn't go over very well
2018-07-11 22:12:16 cdmnky oh boy
2018-07-11 22:12:34 +jan6 o boi indeed
2018-07-11 22:12:43 cdmnky what if I tricked someone into using suicide linux as their first distro
2018-07-11 22:12:46 @ben o boi
2018-07-11 22:12:59 aewens I did something similar to the lead tech teacher in my school using Chrome autofill and changing an <input type="password"> into a text field
2018-07-11 22:13:23 @ben that's pretty ez to do in the dev console lmao
2018-07-11 22:13:24 @ben nice
2018-07-11 22:13:46 aewens It took about a month until a freshman ratted me out. He then required I always be on the opposite side of the room when he types in his password
2018-07-11 22:14:03 @ben omfg
2018-07-11 22:14:06 @ben killin it
2018-07-11 22:14:36 @ben we had a couple macs for an ios class in the lab and i reset the root password on one of them for personal convenience
2018-07-11 22:14:37 cdmnky I just realized, I'll be a freshman again. Let's hope I won't be as awkward as I was four years ago
2018-07-11 22:14:49 @ben in college it matters a lot less
2018-07-11 22:15:00 aewens My favorite trick was when I got Google.com banned from the whole school district and all learning stopped for a week since nobody knew how to browse the web without google
2018-07-11 22:15:14 +jan6 lmao
2018-07-11 22:15:30 cdmnky remember when kde had that arbitrary code execution bug with flash drive labels?
2018-07-11 22:15:37 +jan6 ...
2018-07-11 22:15:39 cdmnky that was pretty good
2018-07-11 22:15:55 @ben aewens: how the heck did you do that
2018-07-11 22:16:03 +jan6 that must be pretty OP
2018-07-11 22:16:18 +jan6 also yes, how'd you get google.com banned?
2018-07-11 22:16:27 aewens So, the school had a firewall that blocked sites like wikipedia and youtube.
2018-07-11 22:16:29 +jan6 and did you put it on your resume?
2018-07-11 22:16:34 @ben block wikipedia!?
2018-07-11 22:16:56 aewens So I got around this using google translate, which acks as a domain proxy
2018-07-11 22:17:03 cdmnky *cough* duckduckgo *cough*
2018-07-11 22:17:12 @ben oh yeah google translate is a solid domain proxy
2018-07-11 22:17:15 aewens Someone saw me doing this and reported it to a teacher.
2018-07-11 22:17:27 @ben omf
2018-07-11 22:17:27 aewens So the answer: block google.com
2018-07-11 22:17:31 @ben i like it
2018-07-11 22:17:32 +jan6 heh
2018-07-11 22:18:01 aewens The next best thing was when I found out they put in the domains with http://, so if you put in https:// for any site it wasn't blocked.
2018-07-11 22:18:13 +jan6 heh
2018-07-11 22:18:14 @ben oh yeah that was good
2018-07-11 22:18:15 aewens So they then blocked ALL https sites
2018-07-11 22:18:17 +jan6 1337 hax
2018-07-11 22:18:24 @ben nooooo that's Bad
2018-07-11 22:18:30 aewens I know right?
2018-07-11 22:18:34 +jan6 block all https:// problem solved
2018-07-11 22:18:48 @ben no ssl aaaaaaand done
2018-07-11 22:18:51 aewens Yeah, the school techs were not a fan of my work.
2018-07-11 22:19:00 @ben :D
2018-07-11 22:19:07 +jan6 well, you better put that on your resume or something
2018-07-11 22:19:25 aewens Also, if you are ever on a shared network, check out what people put in the public directories.
2018-07-11 22:19:40 +jan6 "managed to block google.com in school, steal passwords, block all of https"
2018-07-11 22:19:57 cdmnky https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/linux/its-2018-and-you-can-still-p0wn-your-linux-box-by-plugging-in-a-usb-stick/
2018-07-11 22:20:07 +jan6 pff, what?
2018-07-11 22:20:13 @ben wew
2018-07-11 22:20:22 cdmnky it's a bit dated, already patched
2018-07-11 22:20:56 aewens They also kept an excel spreadsheet of every student's name, address, phone number, and social security number on the public directory
2018-07-11 22:21:10 +jan6 heh
2018-07-11 22:21:15 +jan6 dumbos
2018-07-11 22:21:16 @ben no fricken way
2018-07-11 22:21:32 aewens So I copied that, and it was really fun when they made every login be your first_last name and the password be your ssn.
2018-07-11 22:21:40 cdmnky aewens: It's stuff like that that makes me wish there was a law that allowed students to request a privacy audit
2018-07-11 22:21:51 +jan6 ^
2018-07-11 22:22:05 @ben srsly
2018-07-11 22:22:14 aewens So I wrote a python script that logged in as every user and send a spam email to all the teachers.
2018-07-11 22:22:19 +jan6 heh
2018-07-11 22:22:27 +jan6 I bet they KNEW it was you instantly
2018-07-11 22:22:29 @ben fkyea
2018-07-11 22:22:48 cdmnky aewens: you should go into cyber security lol
2018-07-11 22:22:59 aewens Nah, I did it from a friend's house, so it wouldn't come back to me
2018-07-11 22:23:03 +jan6 what you should have done was DDOS the school's own servers, lol
2018-07-11 22:23:18 aewens Well, I almost did, but I died laughing when I saw it.
2018-07-11 22:23:29 aewens It sat in a classroom on a file cabinet.
2018-07-11 22:23:45 aewens It had a keyboard and mouse with it, and was running Windows 7.
2018-07-11 22:23:49 +jan6 and yeah, if you ever apply at a security position, you'll have pretty good experience to show, lol
2018-07-11 22:24:03 cdmnky you know what the worst part is for my school? ALL districts in the county used the same server for everything but student accounts
2018-07-11 22:24:12 +jan6 ...
2018-07-11 22:24:14 cdmnky it was slow af
2018-07-11 22:24:16 aewens They couldn't keep it from following asleep and shutting down the server, so they put a tape dispenser on the space key to keep it awake
2018-07-11 22:24:33 +jan6 lmao
2018-07-11 22:25:38 aewens Another fun story was I was looking at the grading system's login prompt, they encrypted the passwords to the server using an MD5 implementation in javascript.
2018-07-11 22:26:02 +jan6 sooo
2018-07-11 22:26:27 aewens I was looking to see if I could exploit that in some way, and one of the freshman were telling the web server teacher about this.
2018-07-11 22:26:36 aewens Here's the problem: they didn't say who was doing this
2018-07-11 22:26:42 +jan6 good lad
2018-07-11 22:27:02 +jan6 good way to cause panic
2018-07-11 22:27:08 aewens So they called me to their office to ask me to write a new grading system software for them since the current one was being hacked by a student
2018-07-11 22:27:19 cdmnky oh nooo
2018-07-11 22:27:21 +jan6 XD
2018-07-11 22:27:26 +jan6 did you do it?
2018-07-11 22:28:07 aewens Well, they decided to first have me re-do the school's home page while they talk to the higher ups to approve me working on a new system
2018-07-11 22:28:42 aewens I told them I didn't have time for that, so they invented a class for just me so I could work on it on school time and get an auto A from that block hour
2018-07-11 22:28:54 @ben omf that's awesome
2018-07-11 22:29:07 aewens So I finished the website in one week, then watched game of thrones for the rest of the semester in that class.
2018-07-11 22:29:08 +jan6 heh
2018-07-11 22:29:19 +jan6 that's legit amazing
2018-07-11 22:30:16 aewens Do you guys remember jailbreaking iDevices?
2018-07-11 22:30:26 cdmnky yeah
2018-07-11 22:30:50 +jan6 jailbreaking didn't go anywhere?
2018-07-11 22:30:59 aewens Another thing I did in school was I made a side business of jailbreaking devices for $20 from those who wanted it done.
2018-07-11 22:32:18 cdmnky My school last year started blocking sites on the free guest wifi, so I taught people how to use a VPN and the admins were pissed. No one know I did it though...
2018-07-11 22:33:00 cdmnky I never noticed it tho 'cause I always use VPNs on open networks
2018-07-11 22:33:14 aewens Something fun to do at parties: Test to see if they changed the default user/password on their routers.
2018-07-11 22:33:26 +jan6 ^
2018-07-11 22:33:33 cdmnky o shit, i gotta do that
018-07-11 22:34:18 cdmnky my mother always hates me messing with dns settings because she thinks that messing with router settings is illegal
2018-07-11 22:34:19 aewens Almost no one changes the factory credentials. I logged in and would just randomly blacklist people from the Internet.
2018-07-11 22:34:35 cdmnky same thing with adblock and custom built computers
2018-07-11 22:35:00 aewens I'd turn it back after a moment, but it's funny watching your tech friends freak out when you hijack their own network
2018-07-11 22:35:58 @ben lmao
2018-07-11 22:36:01 +jan6 lel
2018-07-11 22:36:13 +jan6 "tech" friends
2018-07-11 22:36:24 @ben don't sound like very tech friends
2018-07-11 22:36:28 +jan6 ^
2018-07-11 22:36:44 aewens They were mainly people who liked computers and liked to tag along in my shenanigans
2018-07-11 22:37:18 +jan6 tell me moar of yar she-nani-cans
2018-07-11 22:38:07 aewens Oh, let's see. The public directory on the school network was always a source of fun.
2018-07-11 22:38:22 +jan6 why was it public anyway?
2018-07-11 22:38:31 @ben good question
2018-07-11 22:38:41 aewens We were never assigned computers since we were all given a folder on the network to put our stuff into.
2018-07-11 22:38:54 +jan6 of course
2018-07-11 22:39:08 @ben oh same
2018-07-11 22:39:10 +jan6 network folders = way better than personal computers
2018-07-11 22:39:13 aewens It was a network drive. When you logged in you were automatically mapped to X:\<whatever>\aewens
2018-07-11 22:39:18 @ben but you shouldn't have access to anything but your own share
2018-07-11 22:39:27 +jan6 ^in theory
2018-07-11 22:39:31 aewens ben: You'd think that, wouldn't you?
2018-07-11 22:40:04 aewens So, they went with "security through obsfuscation". They hoped no one would look where that folder actually mapped to on the X:\ drive.
2018-07-11 22:40:18 +jan6 lol
2018-07-11 22:40:19 @ben lmao
2018-07-11 22:40:20 @ben nice
2018-07-11 22:40:26 aewens I took a look one day and saw I could go into any user's folder.
2018-07-11 22:40:45 +jan6 any users folder?
2018-07-11 22:41:16 aewens So I would go into people's folders and write some text files to make an adhoc PM service.
2018-07-11 22:41:25 +jan6 heh
2018-07-11 22:41:27 +jan6 nice
2018-07-11 22:41:48 aewens And if a bully annoyed me that day, I'd go into their folder, create 100 folders that contain 5 layers deep of folders.
2018-07-11 22:42:03 +jan6 nobody ever dared to annoy you ever again
2018-07-11 22:42:04 aewens One directory held their classwork, let the games begin
2018-07-11 22:42:10 @ben omf
2018-07-11 22:42:16 @ben directory roulette
2018-07-11 22:42:23 cdmnky did you ever do that thing where you shut down the entire network with a two line batch file?
2018-07-11 22:42:28 @ben you'd just have to look at the sizes
2018-07-11 22:42:30 @ben but yeah
2018-07-11 22:42:33 +jan6 you sure were the god of the tech
2018-07-11 22:42:43 +jan6 nah, cdmnky, how'd you do that?
2018-07-11 22:42:50 aewens You think the average student knows how to lookup the size of a folder? xD
2018-07-11 22:43:30 aewens Anyways, it was also fun that the teachers used the same directory.
2018-07-11 22:43:59 aewens I'd every now and then check to see what they had planned, see if they kept any answer sheets there, etc
2018-07-11 22:44:17 +jan6 you sure had lots of fun
2018-07-11 22:44:42 aewens I got done with classwork fairly quickly, so I had a lot of free time.
2018-07-11 22:45:26 @ben and of course, they did
2018-07-11 22:46:10 aewens There was one day I came in early and wrote a batch script that was a fork bomb and replaced Chrome with it on all the machines.
2018-07-11 22:46:17 +jan6 lmao
2018-07-11 22:46:21 @ben omf no
2018-07-11 22:46:30 @ben that's just griefing for griefing's sake
2018-07-11 22:46:31 +jan6 how much did you charge for the "repair" ?
2018-07-11 22:47:02 aewens I didn't they just decided to make a free-hour while they send the school techs in to fix it.
2018-07-11 22:47:39 @ben oof
2018-07-11 22:47:49 aewens The trick is that most teachers didn't know this was all me, and thought this was all from various different students.
2018-07-11 22:48:04 cdmnky this calls for an aewens appreciation thread
2018-07-11 22:48:05 aewens So I tended to get away with most of this since I was not a suspect.
2018-07-11 22:48:45 aewens My friend would take credit for the stuff I did, so I let him so that I was not the one under a watchful eye
2018-07-11 22:50:16 aewens These days I've moved over to hardware gizmos. Did you know if you modify an esp8266, you can create a wifi deauther?
2018-07-11 22:51:04 aewens It can fit in an altoid's can and you can walk into any place with wifi and drop all users off that network on command.
2018-07-11 22:51:25 @khuxkm i swear
2018-07-11 22:51:35 @khuxkm when this channel is active it's really active
2018-07-11 22:51:43 @khuxkm but when it isn't it's pretty much dead
2018-07-11 22:51:57 aewens Isn't that how all social gatherings tend to be?
-topic change-
2018-07-11 22:57:08 aewens What's everyone else up to?
2018-07-11 22:57:11 cdmnky I've been sshing in from my laptop, if I copy the keypair to my desktop, will I still be able to ssh in?
2018-07-11 22:57:48 aewens cdmnky: The pair in keypair is important
2018-07-11 22:58:07 @ben cdmnky: yes
2018-07-11 23:07:56 aewens I keep mine stored in a jump server that's powered off until I send an API call to power it on. It's got lots of other security, but I prefer it to be offline to prevent brute force stuff.
2018-07-11 23:08:37 aewens I keep a script on all my devices that can access it's API.
2018-07-11 23:11:21 @ben the key fingerprint or the entire key?
2018-07-11 23:11:25 +jan6 how's the API working if it's offline?
2018-07-11 23:11:29 +jan6 that means it's not offline
2018-07-11 23:11:35 aewens Either, both
2018-07-11 23:12:01 aewens jan6, it's a digital ocean droplet, so I use their API to bring the server online.
2018-07-11 23:12:51 aewens If you wanted to do this with actual hardware and not a DO droplet, you'd get a server with an IPMI chip and use it to power on the machine.
2018-07-11 23:12:52 @ben derp
2018-07-11 23:12:57 @ben right
2018-07-11 23:13:34 aewens That's how my customers remotely power on/off all the nodes in their HPC systems.
2018-07-11 23:13:46 aewens IPMI is a weird but really awesome thing.
2018-07-11 23:13:50 @ben oh nice
- ending topic change -
2018-07-11 23:13:56 @ben aewens: what state are you in again?
2018-07-11 23:14:08 aewens I'm in MO
2018-07-11 23:14:52 @ben aka misery
2018-07-11 23:14:59 @ben amirite
2018-07-11 23:15:00 aewens And you're in MI, right?
2018-07-11 23:15:24 aewens Yes, misery, at least that's how the senator says it
2018-07-11 23:15:36 @ben yup
2018-07-11 23:15:41 @ben mizurruh
2018-07-11 23:15:53 @ben that's an alternate pronunciation right
2018-07-11 23:16:04 aewens Yes, a popular one here too
01:10 <ahriman> npa you'd be proud of me, no steven seagal in three days i think
01:12 <npa> you better have watched the festive equivalent instead - die hard
01:12 <tunas> ahriman: Is your time zone still Seagal/Steven?
01:13 <ahriman> tunas yes
01:13 <ahriman> npa i didn't but i am watching a movie with john travolta and bruce willis in it
01:14 <npa> pulp fiction?
01:14 <ahriman> former black-ops agent, retired, his wife gets killed in a stick up so he teams up with his black ops buddy and they go HAM on the local criminal org who was connected
01:14 <npa> hmm.. don't think i know this one
01:15 <ahriman> I am Wrath
01:15 <ahriman> is the name
01:16 <tunas> I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Steven, is in fact, Seagal/Steven, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Seagal plus Steven. Steven is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Seagal system made useful by the Seagal corelibs, shell utilities and vital system
01:16 <tunas> components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
01:16 <tunas> Many computer users run a modified version of the Seagal system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Seagal which is widely used today is often called "Steven", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Seagal system, developed by the Seagal Project.
01:16 <ahriman> jesus fucking christ tunas