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17:31 <june> I don't want to eat shit I want to eat ass!

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17:20 <cat> as a cat i am very interested in yarn package
17:21 * jan6 pats the cat
17:23 <jchelpau> are you really a cat
17:23 <~ben> cat is either a feline housepet or a linux command for concatenating files
17:23 <~ben> still haven't really figured that one out
17:24 <handyc> why not both
17:24 <~tomasino> that's right ben, cat is a perfect combination of two elemental opposing forces
17:25 <handyc> cat cat.txt | grep cat
17:25 <~tomasino> cats, the avatar of death and destruction, and cat, the quintessential tool for joining all things (since in UNIX, all things are files)
17:25 <~tomasino> destruction and creation
17:25 <~tomasino> cat, at his core

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welp, this is empty.

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18:11:00 < TechEmporium> I don't want to see any nude sysadmins playing with their floppies, man

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09:54  * jesopo chews on broccoli
09:54  * lickthecheese eats asian food with asian vegtable
09:55  * jesopo eats lickthecheese

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11:31 <aewens> jan6: I'll removeth thy banishment if thy asks nicely
11:36 <jan6> I beg thee, almighty prospector of #chaos, thee who controls the mightly hmmscore, to pardon me from my sins
11:41 <aewens> A simple please would have worked, but okay xD
11:42 <aewens> jan6: Thoust hath been pardoned.
11:54 <jan6> I thanketh thee, for thy mercy

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03:15 <npa> we spend more time arguing about key binds than it saves lol

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<xfnw> owo the duck is supposed to appear soon if my calculations are correct
<tildebot> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
<khuxkm> ,bef
<tildebot> [Ducks] khuxkm befriended a duck in 1.67 seconds! You've befriended 6 ducks in #team!
<xfnw> ,hug  
<tildebot> [Ducks] xfnw: There was no duck! missed by 0.86 seconds
<xfnw> noooooo                                                    
<khuxkm> sniped
<xfnw> ;_;     

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01:20 <tits> bc im a prodigy unicorn programmer
01:20 <stompy> im 7 years old
01:20 <brendan> hm...
01:20 <~ben> i'm 3
01:20 <stompy> man
01:20 <tits> i work at facebook now and ive made huge commits to react
01:20 <stompy> i was writing C before my c section
01:20 <stompy> i been runnin this game homie
01:21 <stompy> stackin paper

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12:01 <+aewens> Don't use nouns as your username if you don't want accidental pings.
12:02 <+aewens> There could be dozens of people who login to virtual servers, just like this one saying things people may think are a sin unless of you're a phoenix who cares not because it's a scifi creature.

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<gbmor> they were all in love with dying, they were drinking from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche coming down a mountain
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16:26 <brendantcc_lounge> -_-
16:27 <~ben> :x
17:25 <dokuja> :(
17:25 <aewens> :o
17:26 <~ben> :3
17:26 <aewens> :<
17:27 <~ben> :>
17:27 <dokuja> :S
17:31 <~ben> :Z
17:46 <ubergeek> /
17:47 <ubergeek> c-c-c-combo breaker!

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11:12:52 < death> winehq can suck my peen

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01:10 <ahriman> npa you'd be proud of me, no steven seagal in three days i think
01:12 <npa> you better have watched the festive equivalent instead - die hard
01:12 <tunas> ahriman: Is your time zone still Seagal/Steven?
01:13 <ahriman> tunas yes
01:13 <ahriman> npa i didn't but i am watching a movie with john travolta and bruce willis in it
01:14 <npa> pulp fiction?
01:14 <ahriman> former black-ops agent, retired, his wife gets killed in a stick up so he teams up with his black ops buddy and they go HAM on the local criminal org who was connected
01:14 <npa> hmm.. don't think i know this one
01:15 <ahriman> I am Wrath
01:15 <ahriman> is the name
01:16 <tunas> I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Steven, is in fact, Seagal/Steven, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Seagal plus Steven. Steven is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Seagal system made useful by the Seagal corelibs, shell utilities and vital system
01:16 <tunas> components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
01:16 <tunas> Many computer users run a modified version of the Seagal system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Seagal which is widely used today is often called "Steven", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Seagal system, developed by the Seagal Project.
01:16 <ahriman> jesus fucking christ tunas

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23:56 <desvox> if i was sober i could afford things
23:56 <desvox> not worth it
23:56 <+jan6> if you were sober you could afford more booze :3
23:57 <desvox> saving up for the best relapse of my life
23:59 <kumquat> brilliant jan6
23:59 <~ben> lol qotd

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