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14:38 <TildeBot> How To Count Past Infinity - YouTube https://bhh.sh/2na
14:38 <+jan6> seen at some point of my existance
14:38 <TildeBot> I don't know who at is.
14:38 <+aewens> no u TildeBot 
14:38 <TildeBot> no u infinity aewens
14:38 <TildeBot> aewens: Wtf r u talkin bout.
14:39 <+jan6> tildebot doesn't now what existance is, after all
14:39 <TildeBot> jan6: , Quit your miserable existance at once!
14:39 <+jan6> lol

102: score: 3 ↑/↓


<ensa> can you add your own quotes
<cyberia> technically yes
<cyberia> socially, shrug
<nue> yes you can
<nue> look at this
<nue> ,qadd nue i added this quote by myself
<BitBot> [Quotes] Please provide a category AND quote
<nue> fuck you

214: score: 2 ↑/↓


20:56 <mushmouth> i also ended up getting 4 games for switch. well 3 but the 4th one i'm getting at cottage because they didn't have it at the store
20:57 <mushmouth> i'm getting doom for switch
20:57 <mushmouth> as my last game
20:57 <@ben> doom on a switch lol
20:57 <@ben> i don't have one either
20:57 <mushmouth> ben: it is actually on switch and m rated
20:57 <@ben> wewlad
20:58 <mushmouth> rock hard m rated
20:58 <mushmouth> i only get hard when a game is m rated
20:59 <@ben> lol wot

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random bs to push shit into main page because tilde people don't understand how sql works

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<&login> the smart don't have it any better than the unsmart

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justus> Me and all my homeschooled friends in Wisconsin definitely listened to all this stuff ;)
justus> *All my homeschooled friends and I
justus> Thanks homeschooling

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<lou> i realize having 4 layers of 4 items each (e.g. for my rss feeds) means i get 256 items, which is plenty
<lou> i could have “academic issues and events” at some layer, then either 1 or 2 levels of “academic papers” and “academic events”
<lou> could be the third and fourth layer, one per discipline (layer 2)
<kestral> sounds like you need a cup of tea lou
<lou> likewise, i could follow people by category
<lou> i can’t overdose myself with tea kestral. i’m always like this. but yes, i need a cup of tea

323: score: -1 ↑/↓


09:54  * jesopo chews on broccoli
09:54  * lickthecheese eats asian food with asian vegtable
09:55  * jesopo eats lickthecheese

177: score: -1 ↑/↓


13:40 <tomasino> Climb with your butt, lower with your quads

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<cren> i am the keeper of the qdb now, effectively. all the quotes from the last couple of weeks were uploaded by me i think

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random bs to push new entries into main page because tilde people don't understand how sql works

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22:00 <jan6> ^
22:00 <woestijnvis> ^
22:00 <woestijnvis> That
22:00 <jan6> ^
22:00 <jan6> what he said
22:00 <woestijnvis> And that ^
22:00 <jan6> ^also that
22:00 <woestijnvis> What jan6 said
22:00 <jan6> ^exactly

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14:09 <~ben> i love my x1 carbon
14:10 <mushmouth> nice ben
14:10 <mushmouth> do you have a t420?

55: score: -3 ↑/↓


17:49 <drskrzyk> ./alias add ihadastroke say s/\(.\)\(.\)/\2\1/g
17:50 <jan6> lol
17:50 <jan6> better when you make it longer
17:50 <drskrzyk> that's what she...
17:50 <drskrzyk> *sigh* I'm out of the loop. Are "that's what she said" jokes bad now?
17:51 <jan6> drskrzyk: s/\(.\)\(.\)\(.\)\{2\}.\?/\2\3\1/g
17:51 <sedbot> <drskrzyk> sg* '*ot fto oe.Ap tetsahtwh si"aoejbd o?n
17:51 <drskrzyk> bloody hell.
17:51 <jan6> that's what she said
17:51 <drskrzyk> lga hahahaddkfhaskdgh haha
17:51 <jan6> *badum tss*

220: score: -5 ↑/↓


01:10 <ahriman> npa you'd be proud of me, no steven seagal in three days i think
01:12 <npa> you better have watched the festive equivalent instead - die hard
01:12 <tunas> ahriman: Is your time zone still Seagal/Steven?
01:13 <ahriman> tunas yes
01:13 <ahriman> npa i didn't but i am watching a movie with john travolta and bruce willis in it
01:14 <npa> pulp fiction?
01:14 <ahriman> former black-ops agent, retired, his wife gets killed in a stick up so he teams up with his black ops buddy and they go HAM on the local criminal org who was connected
01:14 <npa> hmm.. don't think i know this one
01:15 <ahriman> I am Wrath
01:15 <ahriman> is the name
01:16 <tunas> I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Steven, is in fact, Seagal/Steven, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Seagal plus Steven. Steven is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Seagal system made useful by the Seagal corelibs, shell utilities and vital system
01:16 <tunas> components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
01:16 <tunas> Many computer users run a modified version of the Seagal system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Seagal which is widely used today is often called "Steven", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Seagal system, developed by the Seagal Project.
01:16 <ahriman> jesus fucking christ tunas

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