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<cren> i am the keeper of the qdb now, effectively. all the quotes from the last couple of weeks were uploaded by me i think

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22:00 <jan6> ^
22:00 <woestijnvis> ^
22:00 <woestijnvis> That
22:00 <jan6> ^
22:00 <jan6> what he said
22:00 <woestijnvis> And that ^
22:00 <jan6> ^also that
22:00 <woestijnvis> What jan6 said
22:00 <jan6> ^exactly

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22:00 <~tomasino> oh, this note in my awesomeideas.txt file is kind sad: "Thought: Can you fall in love with someone from afar? Is it possible to see them all around, hear their thoughts and hear their words as they interact with others and grow to deeply connect? Then it is entirely possible to fall in love with 1994 Meg Ryan."
22:00 <~ben> oh
22:05 <hyperboredoubt> You killed the chat.

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20:56 <mushmouth> i also ended up getting 4 games for switch. well 3 but the 4th one i'm getting at cottage because they didn't have it at the store
20:57 <mushmouth> i'm getting doom for switch
20:57 <mushmouth> as my last game
20:57 <@ben> doom on a switch lol
20:57 <@ben> i don't have one either
20:57 <mushmouth> ben: it is actually on switch and m rated
20:57 <@ben> wewlad
20:58 <mushmouth> rock hard m rated
20:58 <mushmouth> i only get hard when a game is m rated
20:59 <@ben> lol wot

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16:46:23 ~ben │ l4p1n: finger me

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<acdw> ,time kumquat
<tildebot> [Time] Time for kumquat: 2020-11-02 21:53:02 UTC+1
<acdw> quick! you only have 7 minutes!!!!
<crr> until...?
<acdw> it's 8

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<threv> Oh my god yeah firefox is insane
<threv> The binaries are built on farms iirc
* │ kirch imagines cows, sheep, and ducks - all working feverishly to compile firefox

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14:09 <~ben> i love my x1 carbon
14:10 <mushmouth> nice ben
14:10 <mushmouth> do you have a t420?

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16:10 <~ben> 8gb is solid 
16:11 <tildebridge> <Miloteza> duh
16:11 <tildebridge> <Miloteza> if it were liquid it woudlnt work

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12:05 <TildeBot> I can learn about whatever you say! I hope you have no right to exist as a sentient being.
12:05 <@ben> TildeBot: no u
12:05 <TildeBot> ben: Yes i am at least you and i find the mere suggestion insulting!

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13:40 <tomasino> Climb with your butt, lower with your quads

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<virtual> tilde.team is cool just pointing that out kthxbye

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< lickthecheese> lol lshw thinks my chromebook is a 'desktop computer' https://bin.tilde.team/u80k
< earthnuker> is it standing on top of a desk?
< lickthecheese> no on my legs
< earthnuker> hmmm, okay then it's a legtop

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01:32 once you deviate from the script it all goes to hell, in this case the script itself is gone

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17:49 <drskrzyk> ./alias add ihadastroke say s/\(.\)\(.\)/\2\1/g
17:50 <jan6> lol
17:50 <jan6> better when you make it longer
17:50 <drskrzyk> that's what she...
17:50 <drskrzyk> *sigh* I'm out of the loop. Are "that's what she said" jokes bad now?
17:51 <jan6> drskrzyk: s/\(.\)\(.\)\(.\)\{2\}.\?/\2\3\1/g
17:51 <sedbot> <drskrzyk> sg* '*ot fto oe.Ap tetsahtwh si"aoejbd o?n
17:51 <drskrzyk> bloody hell.
17:51 <jan6> that's what she said
17:51 <drskrzyk> lga hahahaddkfhaskdgh haha
17:51 <jan6> *badum tss*

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