< lickthecheese> lol lshw thinks my chromebook is a 'desktop computer' https://bin.tilde.team/u80k
< earthnuker> is it standing on top of a desk?
< lickthecheese> no on my legs
< earthnuker> hmmm, okay then it's a legtop
22:28 <~tomasino> in reality, it was ben. He lured me into his van with candy and before I knew it I was scripting things in his little hole in the ground, putting the lotion on its skin, all of it
01:10 <ahriman> npa you'd be proud of me, no steven seagal in three days i think
01:12 <npa> you better have watched the festive equivalent instead - die hard
01:12 <tunas> ahriman: Is your time zone still Seagal/Steven?
01:13 <ahriman> tunas yes
01:13 <ahriman> npa i didn't but i am watching a movie with john travolta and bruce willis in it
01:14 <npa> pulp fiction?
01:14 <ahriman> former black-ops agent, retired, his wife gets killed in a stick up so he teams up with his black ops buddy and they go HAM on the local criminal org who was connected
01:14 <npa> hmm.. don't think i know this one
01:15 <ahriman> I am Wrath
01:15 <ahriman> is the name
01:16 <tunas> I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Steven, is in fact, Seagal/Steven, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Seagal plus Steven. Steven is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Seagal system made useful by the Seagal corelibs, shell utilities and vital system
01:16 <tunas> components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
01:16 <tunas> Many computer users run a modified version of the Seagal system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Seagal which is widely used today is often called "Steven", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Seagal system, developed by the Seagal Project.
01:16 <ahriman> jesus fucking christ tunas
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05:56:39 desvox | and i have just completely lost my motivation to do it alone
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06:20:23 +jan6 | <insert motivational speech here>
06:22:09 kuriz | wow...
06:22:18 kuriz | this changes everything!
06:24:51 desvox | MY DEPRESSION IS CURED NOW I LOVE YOU JAN
01:25 <~ahriman> how old are you login
01:36 <login> How old is an Australian university professor who's double-timing for the CIA, doing espionage work on the duterte regime, in cooperation with the australian intelligence community, who speaks tagalog?
14:43 <~ben> soup at the end of your nick
14:43 <kurizsoup> why not
14:43 <kurizsoup> soup's great
14:44 <kurizsoup> Hi, I'm Kuriz "KurizGuy" Guy, and I like soup
14:44 <kurizsoup> Here's a soup
14:44 <kurizsoup> It has steak in it
14:44 <~ben> no thanks
14:44 <kurizsoup> There's another soup
14:44 <~ben> i'm a vegetarian
<june> what does nuclear reactor even smell like
<june> I have no reference for this
<~gbmor> nuclear reactors smell like moose taint, according to wikipedia
<june> WHAT DOES MOOSE TAINT SMELL LIKE
<june> WTH
<khuxkm> just... u n s c r e w p e n i s
<neko> you say that as if you can already unscrew your dick and your body adapting to that change is the problem
<khuxkm> you say that as if that isn't correct
<khuxkm> (/s)