top quotes of all time


<mattx> xwindows: just so you know
<mattx> Java CPUs are real
<xfnw> mattx: oh no
<mattx> xfnw: JAVA. NOW.
<mattx> 3 BILLION DEVICES SUFFER
<mattx> java, #1 masochism platform

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17:49 <drskrzyk> ./alias add ihadastroke say s/\(.\)\(.\)/\2\1/g
17:50 <jan6> lol
17:50 <jan6> better when you make it longer
17:50 <drskrzyk> that's what she...
17:50 <drskrzyk> *sigh* I'm out of the loop. Are "that's what she said" jokes bad now?
17:51 <jan6> drskrzyk: s/\(.\)\(.\)\(.\)\{2\}.\?/\2\3\1/g
17:51 <sedbot> <drskrzyk> sg* '*ot fto oe.Ap tetsahtwh si"aoejbd o?n
17:51 <drskrzyk> bloody hell.
17:51 <jan6> that's what she said
17:51 <drskrzyk> lga hahahaddkfhaskdgh haha
17:51 <jan6> *badum tss*

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22:00 <~tomasino> oh, this note in my awesomeideas.txt file is kind sad: "Thought: Can you fall in love with someone from afar? Is it possible to see them all around, hear their thoughts and hear their words as they interact with others and grow to deeply connect? Then it is entirely possible to fall in love with 1994 Meg Ryan."
22:00 <~ben> oh
22:05 <hyperboredoubt> You killed the chat.

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<ensa> can you add your own quotes
<cyberia> technically yes
<cyberia> socially, shrug
<nue> yes you can
<nue> look at this
<nue> ,qadd nue i added this quote by myself
<BitBot> [Quotes] Please provide a category AND quote
<nue> fuck you

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15:01 * Kneezle|Web nods
16:38 * tomasino nods as well
16:44 * kirch looks @ Kneezle|Web & tomasino and nods at each in turn
16:46 * codingquark nods
16:47 * Kneezle|Web kirch-es
16:47 * Kneezle|Web tomasinos all over the room
21:20 <@fosslinux> owo

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22:00 <jan6> ^
22:00 <woestijnvis> ^
22:00 <woestijnvis> That
22:00 <jan6> ^
22:00 <jan6> what he said
22:00 <woestijnvis> And that ^
22:00 <jan6> ^also that
22:00 <woestijnvis> What jan6 said
22:00 <jan6> ^exactly

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random bs to push new entries into main page because tilde people don't understand how sql works

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15:52 <handyc> I was stuck in a room with only a table
15:52 <handyc> I saw the table there
15:52 <handyc> I used the saw to cut the table in half
15:52 <handyc> Two halves make a whole
15:52 <handyc> I used the hole to escape

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20:56 <mushmouth> i also ended up getting 4 games for switch. well 3 but the 4th one i'm getting at cottage because they didn't have it at the store
20:57 <mushmouth> i'm getting doom for switch
20:57 <mushmouth> as my last game
20:57 <@ben> doom on a switch lol
20:57 <@ben> i don't have one either
20:57 <mushmouth> ben: it is actually on switch and m rated
20:57 <@ben> wewlad
20:58 <mushmouth> rock hard m rated
20:58 <mushmouth> i only get hard when a game is m rated
20:59 <@ben> lol wot

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<threv> Oh my god yeah firefox is insane
<threv> The binaries are built on farms iirc
* │ kirch imagines cows, sheep, and ducks - all working feverishly to compile firefox

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16:46:23 ~ben │ l4p1n: finger me

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16:10 <~ben> 8gb is solid 
16:11 <tildebridge> <Miloteza> duh
16:11 <tildebridge> <Miloteza> if it were liquid it woudlnt work

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<acdw> ,time kumquat
<tildebot> [Time] Time for kumquat: 2020-11-02 21:53:02 UTC+1
<acdw> quick! you only have 7 minutes!!!!
<crr> until...?
<acdw> it's 8

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11:38 <@virtual> ex em pee pee
11:38 <~ben> pepe
11:38 <~ben> peepee
11:38 <@virtual> haha

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13:40 <tomasino> Climb with your butt, lower with your quads

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