<xfnw> owo the duck is supposed to appear soon if my calculations are correct
<tildebot> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
<khuxkm> ,bef
<tildebot> [Ducks] khuxkm befriended a duck in 1.67 seconds! You've befriended 6 ducks in #team!
<xfnw> ,hug
<tildebot> [Ducks] xfnw: There was no duck! missed by 0.86 seconds
<xfnw> noooooo
<khuxkm> sniped
<xfnw> ;_;
< lickthecheese> lol lshw thinks my chromebook is a 'desktop computer' https://bin.tilde.team/u80k
< earthnuker> is it standing on top of a desk?
< lickthecheese> no on my legs
< earthnuker> hmmm, okay then it's a legtop
17:49 <drskrzyk> ./alias add ihadastroke say s/\(.\)\(.\)/\2\1/g
17:50 <jan6> lol
17:50 <jan6> better when you make it longer
17:50 <drskrzyk> that's what she...
17:50 <drskrzyk> *sigh* I'm out of the loop. Are "that's what she said" jokes bad now?
17:51 <jan6> drskrzyk: s/\(.\)\(.\)\(.\)\{2\}.\?/\2\3\1/g
17:51 <sedbot> <drskrzyk> sg* '*ot fto oe.Ap tetsahtwh si"aoejbd o?n
17:51 <drskrzyk> bloody hell.
17:51 <jan6> that's what she said
17:51 <drskrzyk> lga hahahaddkfhaskdgh haha
17:51 <jan6> *badum tss*
22:28 <~tomasino> in reality, it was ben. He lured me into his van with candy and before I knew it I was scripting things in his little hole in the ground, putting the lotion on its skin, all of it
justus> Me and all my homeschooled friends in Wisconsin definitely listened to all this stuff ;)
justus> *All my homeschooled friends and I
justus> Thanks homeschooling
14:43 <~ben> soup at the end of your nick
14:43 <kurizsoup> why not
14:43 <kurizsoup> soup's great
14:44 <kurizsoup> Hi, I'm Kuriz "KurizGuy" Guy, and I like soup
14:44 <kurizsoup> Here's a soup
14:44 <kurizsoup> It has steak in it
14:44 <~ben> no thanks
14:44 <kurizsoup> There's another soup
14:44 <~ben> i'm a vegetarian
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05:56:39 desvox | and i have just completely lost my motivation to do it alone
...
06:20:23 +jan6 | <insert motivational speech here>
06:22:09 kuriz | wow...
06:22:18 kuriz | this changes everything!
06:24:51 desvox | MY DEPRESSION IS CURED NOW I LOVE YOU JAN
01:25 <~ahriman> how old are you login
01:36 <login> How old is an Australian university professor who's double-timing for the CIA, doing espionage work on the duterte regime, in cooperation with the australian intelligence community, who speaks tagalog?
20:18:57 tildebridge | <~cognifice> Hi. What is happening?
20:22:49 deepend | not much so far :D things seem pretty quiet on here
20:29:24 tildebridge | <~cognifice> What should we be doing?
20:41:39 deepend | well they shouldn't ever sleep or have fun.. should dedicate entire life to tildeverse? lol jk
06:05 < ynx> robdrake: is tornado alley exciting to live in?
06:12 < LordRyan> ,w
06:12 < BitBot> [Weather|LordRyan] (Wichita, Kansas, USA) 9C/48F | Clear Sky | Humidity: 55% | Wind: 20.5KMh/12.8MPh
06:12 < LordRyan> think that qualifies as being in tornado alley
06:12 < LordRyan> I've only ever once been concerned over a tornado
06:12 < LordRyan> It's not much worse than being on the east coast and having hurricanes, or being on the west coast and tsunamis, they're a
potential thing that can happen but you're typically prepared.
06:14 < ynx> that's comforting
06:15 < LordRyan> It's actually one of the few natural disasters you can just go underground and wait it out.
06:16 < LordRyan> What're you gonna do in a hurricane or tsunami flood? Earthquake that ruins your basement's foundations? Can't just go in a bunker.
06:25 < ynx> that's true
06:26 < ynx> i guess if you had a boat, a flood wouldn't be bad
06:27 < LordRyan> they wrote a book about that
06:27 < LordRyan> called it the bible
06:27 < LordRyan> bunch of other filler tho
06:50 < ynx> Hah
06:51 < ynx> 300 cubits
06:58 < epoch> cubitcraft
06:58 < epoch> voxels that are a cubic cubit
<+alex11> had to turn it off during ludacris
<+alex11> but yeah
<+alex11> controlfreak++
<+controlfreak> cant bealieve butsruff went quiet
<+controlfreak> i thought that was right in the sweet spot on the inanity meter
<gbmor> alex11: oh so when the luda came on you had to ... Roll Out?
<gbmor> (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
<+alex11> FUCK you
<gbmor> (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
<+alex11> my week is ruined