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09:43:44  * Kneezle licks the cheese
09:45:30  * arisotura farts on the cheese
09:47:29 < lickthecheese> ew dont fart on me

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<khuxkm> just... u n s c r e w   p e n i s
<neko> you say that as if you can already unscrew your dick and your body adapting to that change is the problem
<khuxkm> you say that as if that isn't correct
<khuxkm> (/s)

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<june> what does nuclear reactor even smell like
<june> I have no reference for this
<~gbmor> nuclear reactors smell like moose taint, according to wikipedia
<june> WHAT DOES MOOSE TAINT SMELL LIKE
<june> WTH

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justus> Me and all my homeschooled friends in Wisconsin definitely listened to all this stuff ;)
justus> *All my homeschooled friends and I
justus> Thanks homeschooling

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22:48 <cat> lsd sounds rad

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<+alex11> had to turn it off during ludacris
<+alex11> but yeah
<+alex11> controlfreak++
<+controlfreak> cant bealieve butsruff went quiet
<+controlfreak> i thought that was right in the sweet spot on the inanity meter
<gbmor> alex11: oh so when the luda came on you had to ... Roll Out?
<gbmor> (☞゚ヮ゚)☞
<+alex11> FUCK you
<gbmor> (☞゚ヮ゚)☞
<+alex11> my week is ruined

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01:38 <ahriman> take the Nike approach, login
01:39 <ahriman> and i don't mean exploit developing nations for their lack of labor laws
01:39 <ahriman> i mean "Just Do it"
01:40 <threv> ahriman: see that's where i always go wrong, i mix up the two

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09:54  * jesopo chews on broccoli
09:54  * lickthecheese eats asian food with asian vegtable
09:55  * jesopo eats lickthecheese

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20:56 <mushmouth> i also ended up getting 4 games for switch. well 3 but the 4th one i'm getting at cottage because they didn't have it at the store
20:57 <mushmouth> i'm getting doom for switch
20:57 <mushmouth> as my last game
20:57 <@ben> doom on a switch lol
20:57 <@ben> i don't have one either
20:57 <mushmouth> ben: it is actually on switch and m rated
20:57 <@ben> wewlad
20:58 <mushmouth> rock hard m rated
20:58 <mushmouth> i only get hard when a game is m rated
20:59 <@ben> lol wot

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18:11:00 < TechEmporium> I don't want to see any nude sysadmins playing with their floppies, man

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june | is tilde.zone broken?
 fen | seeems like it
june | I hope that's unrelated
june | and PG-13 movies didn't
     | break both tooter and
     | tilde.zone
ensa | just tried to post through
     | toot and 'Unknown error'
june | I blame ubergeek
 fen | i blame capitalism

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22:07:01 <cdmnky> I can see it right now, my mother walks in my room while doing system updates and asks "Are you hacking right now?"

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< lickthecheese> lol lshw thinks my chromebook is a 'desktop computer' https://bin.tilde.team/u80k
< earthnuker> is it standing on top of a desk?
< lickthecheese> no on my legs
< earthnuker> hmmm, okay then it's a legtop

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[14:37:49] <netscape_navigator> What's your favorite game and why is it Stardew Valley?
[14:38:19] <netscape_navigator> I want to quit my day job to get more serious about my farming
[14:38:43] <jan6> make a youtube channel
[14:38:52] <jan6> make videos about stardew
[14:38:54] <jan6> boom
[14:38:56] <jan6> there you go
[14:39:00] <threv> | 'dis ya boi, netscape_navigator, comin at ya live from stardew'
[14:39:04] <threv> | 'smash that like and subscribe button'
[14:39:56] <netscape_navigator> Maybe I can be one of those masked youtubers, since I am a deprecated web
                                browser after all
[14:40:03] <netscape_navigator> maybe a CRT screen for a head or sth idk
[14:41:13] <rdh> Pass all of your dialog through the mac speak program like that kid from Blank Check
[14:41:55] <~ben> it could even be a tilderadio show
[14:42:04] <netscape_navigator> OH MAN
[14:42:36] <jan6> macspeak asmr stardew valley livestream
[14:42:44] <netscape_navigator> lol im 'sposed to be working right now
[14:42:52] <threv> | yes, working on this channel

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21:48 <cmccabe> pm me your swear word

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