this is an irc quote database, in the style of bash.org, that aims to catalog moments on tilde.chat.
~rndusr: merp ~xfnw: merp ~cano: merp ~rndusr: merp ~cano: you said it twice ~rndusr: merp ~cano: STOP, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW ~rndusr: while true: print('merp') ~cano: THIS CANNOT CONTINUE rndusr has kicked cano (yes) cano has joined #chaos ~cano: I AM CONTACTING THE POLICE ~cano: They're going to come here and arrest you ~cano: They're going to process you ~cano: They're going to put you in a meat grinder ~rndusr: what ~cano: They're going to make sausage out of you ~cano: You will be sausage, mark my words ~rndusr: that sounds like a crime ~cano: I am a criminal ~rndusr: plot twist
and now for a more serious quote: "anything that gets repeated enough that [brendo] wants to alias is being over used" ~demure 2021
<+alex11> had to turn it off during ludacris <+alex11> but yeah <+alex11> controlfreak++ <+controlfreak> cant bealieve butsruff went quiet <+controlfreak> i thought that was right in the sweet spot on the inanity meter <gbmor> alex11: oh so when the luda came on you had to ... Roll Out? <gbmor> (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ <+alex11> FUCK you <gbmor> (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ <+alex11> my week is ruined
<rawktucc> wheel is in my usr bin <rawktucc> but pip doesnt have it? <rawktucc> pacman doesnt have it? <rawktucc> WHERE DID IT COME FROM <brendo> WHERE DID IT GO <brendo> WHERE DID IT COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE
<rawktucc> no retirement fund plan lol <rawktucc> becuase i doubt it matters in 15 years <rawktucc> because <rawktucc> fuck this phone kyneeboard <alex11> kyneeboard <rawktucc> keybiard w <demure> sounds like an ergonomic phone kyneeboard <rawktucc> KRYBOARD <rawktucc> aaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHH
kieran: "how does one put a quote on the db?" brendo: "it's quite easy" *shows him how" casper cat: ***prolonged meow*** (so now you know how to put a fucking quote up, happy now kieran!?)
meanwhile in #tilderadio... 04:37 *brendo half-jokingly makes the bold statement that the person who called themselves "Short Answer" when requesting a song is actually cat* 04:38 <cat> my name is cat not Short Answewr 04:38 <+brendo> well you're Short Answer now cat 04:38 <cat> i've got ya short answer right here brendo; k 04:39 <+brendo> oh you want some fuckin' short answer c**t 04:39 * brendo squares up 04:39 <cat> i dunno how you're gonna beat one letter but let's see it 04:39 <+brendo> 04:39 <+brendo> that 04:39 <cat> THE MADMAN 04:39 <+brendo> that is how i beat your short answer
<~ben> PSA hostserv has been disabled <lauren> why? <anton> I forgot what hostserv was for a moment <~ben> 1) it's a pain to maintain 2) people keep requesting dumb hostnames <lauren> heh, fair <xfnw> aw <kumquat> lol <anton> what's the dumbest hostname you've seen so far <~ben> i don't remember <julian> art.local? <xfnw> was it richard.stallmans.toe.cheese? <aravk> wtf <anton> gross <anton> aravk: you should replace nyku's ignore with an xfnw ignore :p <xfnw> lol antons ignore evading? <aravk> xfnw doesn't troll though, they shitpost <aravk> I don't mind that <aravk> everyone shitposts <aravk> I mind trolls
meanwhile in #meta: <brendo> you can bet your ass that if I could set a custom tone, it'd be the Mii channel music <brendo> or a custom variant of the Aussie ringback tone: AAA- AAA- <palm93> Screaming? <palm93> Makes sense. I'd scream if I was in Australia too
More adventures in #tea: kiedtl> \coffee * barista passes kiedtl a short lukewarm hazelnut cappuccino with 1 shot of espresso! kiedtl> fuck. wrong channel * kiedtl has kicked kiedtl from #tea (your presence in this community is no longer desirable)
In #tea: alex11> i bet #coffee is full of miserable bastards alex11> they are genetically inferior spider> \coffee alex11 * barista hands alex11 a tall boiling hot white chocolate macchiato with 2 shots of espresso! alex11> I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED spider> :P * kiedtl has kicked spider from #tea (uh no no no no, we don't do that here)
01:42:30 <anelki> wait who put this in there 01:42:31 <anelki> https://quotes.tilde.chat/quote/245 01:42:32 <tildebot> [Title] quote 245 - ~chat IRC quote database 01:43:24 <blitzkraft> oof. was that in #nsfw? 01:44:07 <blitzkraft> also, the submission is anonymous. apparently you can submit anything. 01:44:12 <blitzkraft> https://quotes.tilde.chat/quote/252 01:44:12 <tildebot> [Title] quote 252 - ~chat IRC quote database 01:44:17 <blitzkraft> I just did that. 01:44:27 <blitzkraft> not even signed in 01:45:11 <anelki> i think it was in #politics 01:45:18 <blitzkraft> also, the voting is on GET.
<june> what does nuclear reactor even smell like <june> I have no reference for this <~gbmor> nuclear reactors smell like moose taint, according to wikipedia <june> WHAT DOES MOOSE TAINT SMELL LIKE <june> WTH
<kiiwiiwastaken> ls <kiiwiiwastaken> oops <anelki> lol <june> kiiwiiwastaken: COPYRIGHT dev/ home/ man/ net/ root/ usr/ bin/ entropy lib/ media/ proc/ sbin/ var/ boot/ etc/ libexec/ mnt/ rescue/ tmp/
──> suttbolehurfer (~suttbolehu@[redacted]) has joined #adventofcode <gbmor> they were all in love with dying, they were drinking from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche coming down a mountain <── suttbolehurfer (~suttbolehu@[redacted]) has quit (Connection closed)