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<~ben> PSA hostserv has been disabled <lauren> why? <anton> I forgot what hostserv was for a moment <~ben> 1) it's a pain to maintain 2) people keep requesting dumb hostnames <lauren> heh, fair <xfnw> aw <kumquat> lol <anton> what's the dumbest hostname you've seen so far <~ben> i don't remember <julian> art.local? <xfnw> was it richard.stallmans.toe.cheese? <aravk> wtf <anton> gross <anton> aravk: you should replace nyku's ignore with an xfnw ignore :p <xfnw> lol antons ignore evading? <aravk> xfnw doesn't troll though, they shitpost <aravk> I don't mind that <aravk> everyone shitposts <aravk> I mind trolls
meanwhile in #meta: <brendo> you can bet your ass that if I could set a custom tone, it'd be the Mii channel music <brendo> or a custom variant of the Aussie ringback tone: AAA- AAA- <palm93> Screaming? <palm93> Makes sense. I'd scream if I was in Australia too
More adventures in #tea: kiedtl> \coffee * barista passes kiedtl a short lukewarm hazelnut cappuccino with 1 shot of espresso! kiedtl> fuck. wrong channel * kiedtl has kicked kiedtl from #tea (your presence in this community is no longer desirable)
In #tea: alex11> i bet #coffee is full of miserable bastards alex11> they are genetically inferior spider> \coffee alex11 * barista hands alex11 a tall boiling hot white chocolate macchiato with 2 shots of espresso! alex11> I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED spider> :P * kiedtl has kicked spider from #tea (uh no no no no, we don't do that here)
01:42:30 <anelki> wait who put this in there 01:42:31 <anelki> https://quotes.tilde.chat/quote/245 01:42:32 <tildebot> [Title] quote 245 - ~chat IRC quote database 01:43:24 <blitzkraft> oof. was that in #nsfw? 01:44:07 <blitzkraft> also, the submission is anonymous. apparently you can submit anything. 01:44:12 <blitzkraft> https://quotes.tilde.chat/quote/252 01:44:12 <tildebot> [Title] quote 252 - ~chat IRC quote database 01:44:17 <blitzkraft> I just did that. 01:44:27 <blitzkraft> not even signed in 01:45:11 <anelki> i think it was in #politics 01:45:18 <blitzkraft> also, the voting is on GET.
<june> what does nuclear reactor even smell like <june> I have no reference for this <~gbmor> nuclear reactors smell like moose taint, according to wikipedia <june> WHAT DOES MOOSE TAINT SMELL LIKE <june> WTH
<kiiwiiwastaken> ls <kiiwiiwastaken> oops <anelki> lol <june> kiiwiiwastaken: COPYRIGHT dev/ home/ man/ net/ root/ usr/ bin/ entropy lib/ media/ proc/ sbin/ var/ boot/ etc/ libexec/ mnt/ rescue/ tmp/
──> suttbolehurfer (~suttbolehu@[redacted]) has joined #adventofcode <gbmor> they were all in love with dying, they were drinking from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche coming down a mountain <── suttbolehurfer (~suttbolehu@[redacted]) has quit (Connection closed)
<&login> but you must cut off your genitals and give them to me
<acdw> my name is what <acdw> my name is who <acdw> my name is <alex> chika chika <lauren> slim shady
<&login> the smart don't have it any better than the unsmart
2020-11-15 00:11:03 <anelki> when we started to gather this morning and the magafucks were showing up, this kid looked at me and the person next to me an asked why we were dressed like cops. parent: "they're not dressed like cops, they're dressed like antifa." person next to me: "...supersoldiers!"
<thefunkyspaw> shreyas: The world makes a lot more sense when you realize most people want to slack off
19:14 <spideria> anyway I guess the next grown up thing to do is learn to drive 19:14 <june> whoa 19:15 <june> spideria is becoming a boomer 19:15 <hackintech> lol 19:15 <spideria> maybe have a kid 19:15 <spideria> who knows 19:15 <hackintech> no you don't want that 19:15 <spideria> yeah probably not 19:15 <spideria> idk I like other people's kids 19:15 <spideria> hopefully my brother will have one soon 19:16 <spideria> he and I had a nice game of age of empires 2 the other day 19:17 <alex11> give birth to a car 19:17 <hackintech> there you go 19:17 <hackintech> big brain