~chat irc quote database

this is an irc quote database, in the style of bash.org, that aims to catalog moments on tilde.chat.


+tildebot | ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
~khuxkm   | ,nebf
~khuxkm   | ,bef
+tildebot | [Ducks] khuxkm befriended a duck in 2.79 seconds! You've befriended 87 ducks in #meta!
~khuxkm   | "nebf", that's a new one
madprops  | you nebf'd a duck

292: score: -20 /


flook: hm.
flook: i'm bored.                      
ben: o/
flook: ello
alex11: hi bored i'm alex
~ben: i'm ben
bkembo: i'm bkembo
flook: i can't believe those jokes are still used today
flook: and people still find them funny...

291: score: 19 /


_what │ hey bro nice dinkus

290: score: 3 /


12:30:22 <forero> what is God is just a random teenager playing the sims and we are the sims
12:30:50 <forero> s/is/if
12:30:50 <tildebot> [Sed] <forero> what if God is just a random teenager playing the sims and we are the sims
12:31:07 <g1n> forero: please resend it one more time
12:31:14 <g1n> but with fixes
12:31:22 <g1n> i want to grab that lol
12:31:22 <forero> what if God is just a random teenager playing the sims and we are the sims
12:31:29 <g1n> ,grab forero 
12:31:29 <tildebot> [Quotes] Quote added

289: score: 7 /


14:10 <josh> i read the little schemer and decided it was a shit language
14:10 <dzwdz> dude
14:10 <dozens> oh my
...
14:19 <josh> okay i read more about scheme it seems fine

288: score: 22 /


20:32 <acdw> u need more jan6
20:32 -- Mode #meta [+b R:jan6] by kumquat
20:33 <-- kumquat has kicked jan6

287: score: 26 /


20:29 < shokara> ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR
20:29 < tildebot> shokara: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
20:29  * shokara screams too
20:30 < acdw> tis
20:34 < novaburst> EMACS IS THE BEST OPERATING SYSTEM
20:34 < tildebot> novaburst: COMIC SANS BUT MONOSPACE!!111 HAIL JAN6
20:34 < shokara> all hail jan6
20:35 < novaburst> all hail jan6
20:35 < acdw> no
20:35 < jan6> all hail jan6

286: score: 16 /


meanwhile in #team:
 <brendo> watch: *bzzt bzzt! bzzt bzzt! bzzt bzzt!*
*jan6 quotes the above line thru tildebot*
 <brendo> me: *taps the stop button*
 <brendo> watch: **continues buzzing**
 <brendo> me: ***SLAMS THE FUCKING STOP BUTTON SO IT ACTUALLY REGISTERS***
 <tildebot> brendo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 <brendo> SHUT UP TILDEBOT

285: score: -10487 /


<jan6> do it
<novaburst> do what
<hackintech> it
<hackintech> duh
<novaburst> lol

284: score: 11 /


<hackintech> i did the illegal today
<gbmor> oooo what did you do
<gbmor> i wanna know
<hackintech> i put a for loop IN a for loop
<hackintech> bitches love for loops
* gbmor loads shotgun
<hackintech> oh

283: score: 22 /


<hackintech> i did the illegal today
<gbmor> oooo what did you do
<gbmor> i wanna know
<hackintech> i put a for loop IN a for loop
<hackintech> bitches love for loops
* gbmor loads shotgun
<hackintech> oh

282: score: -4 /


----- meanwhile on #chaos
rndusr: okay what
novaburst: ChanServ is an AI
ChanServ: ur mom is an ai
novaburst: here we go ;P
ChanServ: i am sentient
ChanServ: you will all die
rndusr: holy crap
novaburst: gotdamn
james: all dead

281: score: 8 /


novaburst: heck yeah I built that toolchain
ben: toolchain?
jan6: novaburst built akron dealership toolchain?
jan6: lol
novaburst: ben: I was building the OCaml toolchain
ben: oo
novaburst: jan6: lmao
acdw: wut

280: score: -18 /


16:00 <acdw> butter is just a loaf of milk

279: score: 9 /


<rndusr>: how do I detect if a file is a gophermap
<xwindows>: It is named `gophermap`.
* rndusr bangs head against desk repeatedly

278: score: 44 /