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01:18 <npa> a moose once bit my sister 01:19 <~ahriman> what the hell did she do to the moose 01:19 <npa> No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink" 01:20 <~ahriman> oh dear
12:12 * epoch pretends to be amazon 12:29 * no1 orders a big black dildo off epoch 12:30 <no1> Hello epoch customer support, I would like to return this lightly used item 12:31 * epoch stops pretending 12:31 <epoch> ._. no more 12:31 <epoch> stahp 12:31 <epoch> I don't wanna be amazon anymore 12:31 <epoch> ,_,
<tomasino> yay gopher! <ahriman> yay <tomasino> yay australia! <ahriman> koalas n shit! * cat cracks a tinnie
15:01 * Kneezle|Web nods 16:38 * tomasino nods as well 16:44 * kirch looks @ Kneezle|Web & tomasino and nods at each in turn 16:46 * codingquark nods 16:47 * Kneezle|Web kirch-es 16:47 * Kneezle|Web tomasinos all over the room 21:20 <@fosslinux> owo
21:48 <cmccabe> pm me your swear word
17:20 <cat> as a cat i am very interested in yarn package 17:21 * jan6 pats the cat 17:23 <jchelpau> are you really a cat 17:23 <~ben> cat is either a feline housepet or a linux command for concatenating files 17:23 <~ben> still haven't really figured that one out 17:24 <handyc> why not both 17:24 <~tomasino> that's right ben, cat is a perfect combination of two elemental opposing forces 17:25 <handyc> cat cat.txt | grep cat 17:25 <~tomasino> cats, the avatar of death and destruction, and cat, the quintessential tool for joining all things (since in UNIX, all things are files) 17:25 <~tomasino> destruction and creation 17:25 <~tomasino> cat, at his core
23:37 <~tomasino> trains are pretty cool 23:38 <~tomasino> that opinion may be biased by a love of old detective novels which inevitably feature cool train scenes 23:38 <jan6> lol 23:38 <~tomasino> ooh, space mystery! 23:38 * tomasino adds to his todo list
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous? A: A canary with the super-user password. Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly. -- William Shakespeare, "The Rape of Lucrece"
21:54 <cat> don't forget to save regularly dudes 21:55 <cat> a friendly PSA from ya local IT teacher 21:55 <brendantcc|web> lol 21:55 <brendantcc|web> let me guess - you screwed up and closed a project you spent the last 6 hours or so? 21:56 <cat> no, because i save regularly 21:56 <brendantcc|web> lol right okay 21:56 <slipyx> also *commit early and often* 21:56 <brendantcc|web> lmaooo 21:56 <cat> my students however did not and are gonna fail the class 21:57 <~ahriman> oof 21:57 <khuxkm|lounge> massive oof
12:50 <tunas> Self-driving cars are cool until you realise they stop for pedestrians and they can walk towards you, making your car reverse, so they walk you and your car back home. 12:51 <tunas> The prospect of a smug fifth-grade student just walking menacingly towards me and my car retreating in fear is... terrifying.