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<acdw> ,time kumquat <tildebot> [Time] Time for kumquat: 2020-11-02 21:53:02 UTC+1 <acdw> quick! you only have 7 minutes!!!! <crr> until...? <acdw> it's 8
20:44 < jmw2020> ,qadd khuxkm=I kissed my friend xfnw 20:44 < tildebot> [Quotes] Quote added 20:44 < jmw2020> khuxkm lmao 20:44 < jmw2020> your secrets are LEAKEDDD 20:44 < jmw2020> everyone knows ur secret now 20:45 < jmw2020> ,q khuxkm 20:45 < tildebot> [Quotes] khuxkm|lounge: <khuxkm> no u 20:45 < jmw2020> ... 20:45 < jmw2020> tildebot not the right time
22:18 <@khuxkm> hey jayden 22:18 <@khuxkm> I wanna show you a magic trick 22:19 <@khuxkm> wanna see it? 22:19 < jayden> khuxkm: i have a new way to distribute malicious linux scripts for mass destruction ;) 22:19 <@khuxkm> but do you want to see my magic trick 22:19 < jayden> yeah 22:19 -!- cow2020 [email@example.com] has quit [A TLS packet with unexpected length was received.] 22:19 -!- jayden [jayden@jmw2020.TILDE] has quit [The TLS connection was non-properly terminated.] 22:19 -!- jmw2020 [firstname.lastname@example.org] has quit [The TLS connection was non-properly terminated.] 22:19 < xfnw> lol khuxkm oper abuse! 22:19 < anelki> lmfao 22:19 < hackintech> is a gline a magic trick 22:19 < hackintech> asking for a friend 22:19 < anelki> lmfaooo 22:19 <@khuxkm> no but a killall -u jmw2020 irssi is
justus> Me and all my homeschooled friends in Wisconsin definitely listened to all this stuff ;) justus> *All my homeschooled friends and I justus> Thanks homeschooling
<acdw> head down, tail up, that is how i like to ducc
snowdusk> one time my dad asked Siri to 'play "Thank you for the Music" by ABBA", siri replied, "you're quite welcome!"
20:29 <~gbmor> if water that touches holy water becomes holy water by association, and you pour holy water into the atlantic, have you just blessed the rains down in Africa?
20:27 < neko> hello am back 20:27 < anton> hello 20:27 < anton> am anton -snip- 20:29 < xfnw> anton are you sure you are anton??? 20:29 < anton> I lied 20:29 < anton> I'm kylie 20:29 < xfnw> :o anton is not anton from antonmcclure.com 20:30 < anton> antonmcclure.com isn't real, it never existed -snip- 20:33 < kylie> i'm anton 20:33 < anton> from antonmcclure.com 20:33 <~khuxkm> this whole time you two just pretended to be each other and nobody had a clue :V 20:33 < june> I don't like this 20:33 < june> I like when kylie is kylie and anton is anton 20:33 < anton> it makes sense now 20:34 -!- kylie is now known as antonmcclure 20:34 < antonmcclure> hey i'm anton 20:34 < anton> the McCl from McClure is actually a Kylie McClain reference 20:34 < xfnw> hi antonmcclure 20:34 < june> dislike 20:34 < anton> hi antonmcclure 20:34 -!- anton is now known as kylie 20:34 < antonmcclure> hi kylie 20:34 < kylie> kylie 20:34 < antonmcclure> kylie 20:34 < xfnw> kylie 20:34 < kylie> /msg nickserv group 20:34 < kylie> oops 20:34 < xfnw> lol 20:34 <~khuxkm> a spot on kylie impression 20:34 < antonmcclure> lol 20:35 -!- acdw [~acdw@2600:8807:282:6c00:eab1:fcff:fedc:d728] has joined #meta 20:35 < neko> weechat does the exact same disconnecting thing now but for a completely different error 20:35 * xfnw loafs acdw 20:35 < antonmcclure> okay i wanna go back to being kylie lol 20:35 <~khuxkm> loaf 20:35 < antonmcclure> i like being kylie 20:35 -!- kylie is now known as anton 20:35 * acdw is confused 20:35 -!- antonmcclure is now known as kylie 20:35 < acdw> ehllo everyone 20:35 * anton liked being kylie
16:43 * kumquat eats a slice 16:43 < kylie> her true form 16:43 < hackintech> it is yes kumquat 16:43 < hackintech> they is real 16:44 < kumquat> oh no I have no more left leg 16:44 < kumquat> worth it 16:44 <~khuxkm> your leg 16:44 <~khuxkm> it ends 16:44 < kumquat> hmmm 16:44 * anton consume the rest of the pumpkin pie 16:44 < kumquat> I want it 16:44 < kumquat> oh no 16:44 * brendo tries to remember how much money he has cause be can't be fucked getting out of bed to check his wallet 16:44 < kumquat> I regret everything 16:44 < anton> (echoing while growing bigger) y u m 16:45 * anton vaporises 16:45 * brendo inhales anton and kumquat at the same time 16:46 < anton> rip your lungs 16:46 * brendo burp 16:46 < wgreenhouse> oh no #vore has raided #meta 16:46 <~khuxkm> ^ 16:46 <~khuxkm> my thoughts exactly 16:46 < wgreenhouse> this is truly the worst timeline
<khuxkm> just... u n s c r e w p e n i s <neko> you say that as if you can already unscrew your dick and your body adapting to that change is the problem <khuxkm> you say that as if that isn't correct <khuxkm> (/s)
<khuxkm> can you guys stop talking, I'm trying to copy the news link >:(
<mattx> xwindows: just so you know <mattx> Java CPUs are real <xfnw> mattx: oh no <mattx> xfnw: JAVA. NOW. <mattx> 3 BILLION DEVICES SUFFER <mattx> java, #1 masochism platform
<mattx> hold on why is the hostname still not set to frogphone9000 <mattx> i asked lineageos nicely >:(
<liesinties> It's gonna be forever hot except for about a week in january here. <kernel_pancake> global fookin heating <kernel_pancake> when are we all predicated to die again? <liesinties> Tuesday. <kernel_pancake> Nice <kumquat> fingers crossed
<xfnw> owo the duck is supposed to appear soon if my calculations are correct <tildebot> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK! <khuxkm> ,bef <tildebot> [Ducks] khuxkm befriended a duck in 1.67 seconds! You've befriended 6 ducks in #team! <xfnw> ,hug <tildebot> [Ducks] xfnw: There was no duck! missed by 0.86 seconds <xfnw> noooooo <khuxkm> sniped <xfnw> ;_;