~chat irc quote database

this is an irc quote database, in the style of bash.org, that aims to catalog moments on tilde.chat.


<acdw> ,time kumquat
<tildebot> [Time] Time for kumquat: 2020-11-02 21:53:02 UTC+1
<acdw> quick! you only have 7 minutes!!!!
<crr> until...?
<acdw> it's 8

238: score: 13 /


20:44 < jmw2020> ,qadd khuxkm=I kissed my friend xfnw
20:44 < tildebot> [Quotes] Quote added
20:44 < jmw2020> khuxkm lmao
20:44 < jmw2020> your secrets are LEAKEDDD
20:44 < jmw2020> everyone knows ur secret now
20:45 < jmw2020> ,q khuxkm 
20:45 < tildebot> [Quotes] khuxkm|lounge: <khuxkm> no u
20:45 < jmw2020> ...
20:45 < jmw2020> tildebot not the right time

237: score: -7 /


22:18 <@khuxkm> hey jayden
22:18 <@khuxkm> I wanna show you a magic trick
22:19 <@khuxkm> wanna see it?
22:19 < jayden> khuxkm: i have a new way to distribute malicious linux scripts for mass destruction ;)
22:19 <@khuxkm> but do you want to see my magic trick
22:19 < jayden> yeah
22:19 -!- cow2020 [jmw2020@tilde.team] has quit [A TLS packet with unexpected length was received.]
22:19 -!- jayden [jayden@jmw2020.TILDE] has quit [The TLS connection was non-properly terminated.]
22:19 -!- jmw2020 [jmw2020@tilde.team] has quit [The TLS connection was non-properly terminated.]
22:19 < xfnw> lol khuxkm oper abuse!
22:19 < anelki> lmfao
22:19 < hackintech> is a gline a magic trick
22:19 < hackintech> asking for a friend
22:19 < anelki> lmfaooo
22:19 <@khuxkm> no but a killall -u jmw2020 irssi is

236: score: -36 /


justus> Me and all my homeschooled friends in Wisconsin definitely listened to all this stuff ;)
justus> *All my homeschooled friends and I
justus> Thanks homeschooling

235: score: -16 /


<acdw> head down, tail up, that is how i like to ducc

234: score: 5 /


snowdusk> one time my dad asked Siri to 'play "Thank you for the Music" by ABBA", siri replied, "you're quite welcome!"

233: score: -9 /


20:29 <~gbmor> if water that touches holy water becomes holy water by association, and you pour holy water into the atlantic, have you just blessed the rains down in Africa?

232: score: -23 /


20:27 < neko> hello am back
20:27 < anton> hello
20:27 < anton> am anton
-snip-
20:29 < xfnw> anton are you sure you are anton???
20:29 < anton> I lied
20:29 < anton> I'm kylie
20:29 < xfnw> :o anton is not anton from antonmcclure.com
20:30 < anton> antonmcclure.com isn't real, it never existed
-snip-
20:33 < kylie> i'm anton
20:33 < anton> from antonmcclure.com
20:33 <~khuxkm> this whole time you two just pretended to be each other and nobody had a clue :V
20:33 < june> I don't like this
20:33 < june> I like when kylie is kylie and anton is anton 
20:33 < anton> it makes sense now
20:34 -!- kylie is now known as antonmcclure
20:34 < antonmcclure> hey i'm anton
20:34 < anton> the McCl from McClure is actually a Kylie McClain reference
20:34 < xfnw> hi antonmcclure 
20:34 < june> dislike
20:34 < anton> hi antonmcclure 
20:34 -!- anton is now known as kylie
20:34 < antonmcclure> hi kylie
20:34 < kylie> kylie
20:34 < antonmcclure> kylie
20:34 < xfnw> kylie
20:34 < kylie> /msg nickserv group
20:34 < kylie> oops
20:34 < xfnw> lol
20:34 <~khuxkm> a spot on kylie impression
20:34 < antonmcclure> lol
20:35 -!- acdw [~acdw@2600:8807:282:6c00:eab1:fcff:fedc:d728] has joined #meta
20:35 < neko> weechat does the exact same disconnecting thing now but for a completely different error
20:35  * xfnw loafs acdw
20:35 < antonmcclure> okay i wanna go back to being kylie lol
20:35 <~khuxkm> loaf
20:35 < antonmcclure> i like being kylie
20:35 -!- kylie is now known as anton
20:35  * acdw is confused
20:35 -!- antonmcclure is now known as kylie
20:35 < acdw> ehllo everyone
20:35  * anton liked being kylie

231: score: -16 /


16:43  * kumquat eats a slice
16:43 < kylie> her true form
16:43 < hackintech> it is yes kumquat 
16:43 < hackintech> they is real
16:44 < kumquat> oh no I have no more left leg
16:44 < kumquat> worth it
16:44 <~khuxkm> your leg
16:44 <~khuxkm> it ends
16:44 < kumquat> hmmm
16:44  * anton consume the rest of the pumpkin pie
16:44 < kumquat> I want it
16:44 < kumquat> oh no
16:44  * brendo tries to remember how much money he has cause be can't be fucked getting out of bed to check his wallet
16:44 < kumquat> I regret everything
16:44 < anton> (echoing while growing bigger) y u m
16:45  * anton vaporises
16:45  * brendo inhales anton and kumquat at the same time
16:46 < anton> rip your lungs
16:46  * brendo burp
16:46 < wgreenhouse> oh no #vore has raided #meta
16:46 <~khuxkm> ^
16:46 <~khuxkm> my thoughts exactly
16:46 < wgreenhouse> this is truly the worst timeline

230: score: -13 /


<khuxkm> just... u n s c r e w   p e n i s
<neko> you say that as if you can already unscrew your dick and your body adapting to that change is the problem
<khuxkm> you say that as if that isn't correct
<khuxkm> (/s)

229: score: -19 /


<khuxkm> can you guys stop talking, I'm trying to copy the news link >:(

228: score: 12 /


<mattx> xwindows: just so you know
<mattx> Java CPUs are real
<xfnw> mattx: oh no
<mattx> xfnw: JAVA. NOW.
<mattx> 3 BILLION DEVICES SUFFER
<mattx> java, #1 masochism platform

227: score: 24 /


<mattx> hold on why is the hostname still not set to frogphone9000
<mattx> i asked lineageos nicely >:(

226: score: -6 /


<liesinties> It's gonna be forever hot except for about a week in january here.
<kernel_pancake> global fookin heating
<kernel_pancake> when are we all predicated to die again?
<liesinties> Tuesday.
<kernel_pancake> Nice
<kumquat> fingers crossed

225: score: 304 /


<xfnw> owo the duck is supposed to appear soon if my calculations are correct
<tildebot> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
<khuxkm> ,bef
<tildebot> [Ducks] khuxkm befriended a duck in 1.67 seconds! You've befriended 6 ducks in #team!
<xfnw> ,hug  
<tildebot> [Ducks] xfnw: There was no duck! missed by 0.86 seconds
<xfnw> noooooo                                                    
<khuxkm> sniped
<xfnw> ;_;     

224: score: -29 /