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<~aewens> krowbar: Sure, but most of my questions are not usual beginner stuff. I am looking for a tenured wizard that has stared long enough into the abyss that the abyss knows to look away.
01:18 <npa> a moose once bit my sister 01:19 <~ahriman> what the hell did she do to the moose 01:19 <npa> No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink" 01:20 <~ahriman> oh dear
12:12 * epoch pretends to be amazon 12:29 * no1 orders a big black dildo off epoch 12:30 <no1> Hello epoch customer support, I would like to return this lightly used item 12:31 * epoch stops pretending 12:31 <epoch> ._. no more 12:31 <epoch> stahp 12:31 <epoch> I don't wanna be amazon anymore 12:31 <epoch> ,_,
<tomasino> yay gopher! <ahriman> yay <tomasino> yay australia! <ahriman> koalas n shit! * cat cracks a tinnie
15:01 * Kneezle|Web nods 16:38 * tomasino nods as well 16:44 * kirch looks @ Kneezle|Web & tomasino and nods at each in turn 16:46 * codingquark nods 16:47 * Kneezle|Web kirch-es 16:47 * Kneezle|Web tomasinos all over the room 21:20 <@fosslinux> owo
21:48 <cmccabe> pm me your swear word
17:20 <cat> as a cat i am very interested in yarn package 17:21 * jan6 pats the cat 17:23 <jchelpau> are you really a cat 17:23 <~ben> cat is either a feline housepet or a linux command for concatenating files 17:23 <~ben> still haven't really figured that one out 17:24 <handyc> why not both 17:24 <~tomasino> that's right ben, cat is a perfect combination of two elemental opposing forces 17:25 <handyc> cat cat.txt | grep cat 17:25 <~tomasino> cats, the avatar of death and destruction, and cat, the quintessential tool for joining all things (since in UNIX, all things are files) 17:25 <~tomasino> destruction and creation 17:25 <~tomasino> cat, at his core
23:37 <~tomasino> trains are pretty cool 23:38 <~tomasino> that opinion may be biased by a love of old detective novels which inevitably feature cool train scenes 23:38 <jan6> lol 23:38 <~tomasino> ooh, space mystery! 23:38 * tomasino adds to his todo list
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous? A: A canary with the super-user password. Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly. -- William Shakespeare, "The Rape of Lucrece"
21:54 <cat> don't forget to save regularly dudes 21:55 <cat> a friendly PSA from ya local IT teacher 21:55 <brendantcc|web> lol 21:55 <brendantcc|web> let me guess - you screwed up and closed a project you spent the last 6 hours or so? 21:56 <cat> no, because i save regularly 21:56 <brendantcc|web> lol right okay 21:56 <slipyx> also *commit early and often* 21:56 <brendantcc|web> lmaooo 21:56 <cat> my students however did not and are gonna fail the class 21:57 <~ahriman> oof 21:57 <khuxkm|lounge> massive oof