~chat irc quote database

this is an irc quote database, in the style of bash.org, that aims to catalog moments on tilde.chat.


20:47 < kylie> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< KYLIE!
20:47 < anton> ,consume
20:47 < alex11> ,kidnap
20:47 < anton> ,yeet
20:47  * biglysmalls points at alex11 accusingly

218: score: 28 /


18:56 < tildebot> [Ducks] shreyas befriended a duck in 3.5 seconds! You've befriended 1 duck in #meta!
18:56 < tildebot> [Ducks] kumquat: There was no duck! missed by 0.76 seconds
18:56 < kumquat> oh first duck, nice
18:56 < shreyas> captured the first two, actually
18:57 < shreyas> being a bit non-violent now
18:57 < kumquat> ahhh
19:01 < alex11> duck virginity broken
19:01 < alex11> ...ew
19:01 < shreyas> uh
19:01 < kumquat> um
19:01 < shreyas> that's one way to put it :D
19:01 < kumquat> please don't violate the #meta ducks
19:01 < kumquat> or any tilde chat ducks
19:01 < kumquat> or any ducks in general
19:02 < shreyas> or any creatures in general
19:02 < kumquat> yes
19:02 < alex11> or any generals
19:02 < shreyas> definitely not any generals

217: score: 18 /


21:22 <+dokuja> Supermation Infohighway

215: score: 79 /


<ensa> can you add your own quotes
<cyberia> technically yes
<cyberia> socially, shrug
<nue> yes you can
<nue> look at this
<nue> ,qadd nue i added this quote by myself
<BitBot> [Quotes] Please provide a category AND quote
<nue> fuck you

214: score: -28 /


17:45 <june> in Haskell they don't say hello world they say "succ my nat" and I think that's beautiful

213: score: 3 /


[20:54:05] <june> bepsi
[20:55:10] <nue> god i love pepsi cock
[20:55:12] <nue> *coke
[20:55:39] <june> uh huh what a typo

212: score: 149 /


02:42 <death> i think perhaps i should see a doctor or something
02:42 <death> i have slept 12 hours a day for the past... 4 days?
02:42 <~gbmor> wow
02:42 <death> a LOT more than normal.
02:42 <~gbmor> that's a lot of sleep
02:42 <~gbmor> it might even be
02:42 <~gbmor> .... the Big Sleep
02:42 <~gbmor> (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

211: score: -6 /


07:36  * ivan waves
07:36  * brendo waves back
07:36 <npa> hey ivan
07:36 <ivan> hi npa, brendo
07:37 <brendo> hiya ivan, npa
07:37 <npa> hi npa

210: score: -19 /


01:22 <login> ,wa 126*333+111
01:22 <BitBot> [Wolfram|Alpha] 126×333 + 111: 42069
01:22 <login> really, brendo?
01:22 <brendo> gbmor sent that one not me
01:22 <~gbmor> (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

209: score: 85 /


19:39  * lickthecheese nosebleeds on jan6
19:39 < demure> kinky
19:39  * jan6 drinks the blood and grows stronger
19:39  * lickthecheese confirms jan6 is vampire
19:39 < jan6> you forgot that there were vampires in my lineage

208: score: 26 /


Bercik | but i noticed today someone reported problem on my github and on it _stopped_ working on Debian 11
Bercik | as if someone removed it from repo recently ;C
Bercik | i'm calling the cops.
southerntofu | oh no plz no police
southerntofu | they're just gonna teargas us and kill some random package that was just cd'ing by
@ubergeek | The cops will end up killing puppy linux

207: score: -10 /


11:12:52 < death> winehq can suck my peen

206: score: -54 /


20:49 <~ben> beer time
20:52 <@cmccabe> s/beer/bed/
20:52 <sedbot> <cmccabe> bedscream float?
20:52 <@cmccabe> or not

205: score: 16 /


This is quote #204

204: score: 14 /


sometimes I go pp

203: score: 16 /