this is an irc quote database, in the style of bash.org, that aims to catalog moments on tilde.chat.
06:14 <-- snowcrash8 (firstname.lastname@example.org) has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds) 06:14 <-- sebweb (email@example.com) has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds) 06:14 <-- kilic (firstname.lastname@example.org) has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds) 06:14 <-- khuxkm|lounge (email@example.com) has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds) 06:14 <-- slipxy (firstname.lastname@example.org) has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds) 06:14 <-- jakew (email@example.com) has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds) ---etc--- 06:17 <hyperboredoubt> What happened? 06:17 <neniu> i blame... ben. let jan6 sleep this time 06:18 --> baco9 (firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #meta 06:18 --> dougtoo (email@example.com) has joined #meta 06:18 --> freeappsw (firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #meta 06:18 --> sebweb (email@example.com) has joined #meta ---etc--- 06:18 <neniu> blaming ben leads to instant results
[17:18:56] < woestijnvis> God is dead. [17:19:12] < woestijnvis> Oh my admin is more fitting. [17:19:19] < no1> we create god collectively [17:19:19] < woestijnvis> Oh my bofh? [17:19:46] < woestijnvis> no1: Yes, let's stop with that
22:00 <jan6> ^ 22:00 <woestijnvis> ^ 22:00 <woestijnvis> That 22:00 <jan6> ^ 22:00 <jan6> what he said 22:00 <woestijnvis> And that ^ 22:00 <jan6> ^also that 22:00 <woestijnvis> What jan6 said 22:00 <jan6> ^exactly
20:26 <~tomasino> guys! crazy news. Apparently this dude on the internet haxxor'd my interwebz and has video of me masturbating to illegal porn! OHNOES! I guess I better pay him all my moneys to stay quiet. 20:27 <~tomasino> jokes on him... i ONLY masturbate to spam emails
15:52 <handyc> I was stuck in a room with only a table 15:52 <handyc> I saw the table there 15:52 <handyc> I used the saw to cut the table in half 15:52 <handyc> Two halves make a whole 15:52 <handyc> I used the hole to escape
17:46 <jan6> protip: just don't use python ;P 17:46 <zyeri> or, better pro-tip: use more python 17:46 <kirch> no switch...case in python ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[21:25:51] < epoch> burritos are like blunts.
[14:37:49] < netscape_navigator> What's your favorite game and why is it Stardew Valley? [14:38:19] < netscape_navigator> I want to quit my day job to get more serious about my farming [14:38:43] < jan6> make a youtube channel [14:38:52] < jan6> make videos about stardew [14:38:54] < jan6> boom [14:38:56] < jan6> there you go [14:39:00] < threv> | 'dis ya boi, netscape_navigator, comin at ya live from stardew' [14:39:04] < threv> | 'smash that like and subscribe button' [14:39:56] < netscape_navigator> Maybe I can be one of those masked youtubers, since I am a deprecated web browser after all [14:40:03] < netscape_navigator> maybe a CRT screen for a head or sth idk [14:41:13] < rdh> Pass all of your dialog through the mac speak program like that kid from Blank Check [14:41:55] <~ben> it could even be a tilderadio show [14:42:04] < netscape_navigator> OH MAN [14:42:36] < jan6> macspeak asmr stardew valley livestream [14:42:44] < netscape_navigator> lol im 'sposed to be working right now [14:42:52] < threv> | yes, working on this channel
20:10 * kirch has worn the letters off the following keys: aces 20:10 <kirch> THIS IS IMPORTANT! THIS MEANS SOMETHING! 20:16 <~aewens> This just in, kirch's password contains the letters "aces" 20:18 <kirch> I can neither confirm nor deny that
04:53 <~ben> ok i should slep 04:53 <~ben> almost 1am 04:53 <~ben> i think i need to institute a hard bedtime 04:53 <npa> tilde.institute a hard bedtime 04:53 <~ahriman> haha 04:54 <~ben> yes 04:54 <~ahriman> ben likes those hard bedtimes doesn't he 04:54 <npa> it was nice to tilde.chat ben 04:54 <npa> a welcome appearance to the tilde.team 04:54 <~ben> ;) 04:55 <~ahriman> npa spitting that tildeverse 04:55 <~ahriman> night ben 04:55 <npa> i have a neat thing to show you ben, but i'll tilde.tel you later 04:55 <~ahriman> he's got to crawl.tildeverse to bed 04:55 <~ben> brilliant
[00:57:36] < npa> it sounds loose in atlanta jesus christ
[13:44:06] <~ben> ruby is just smalltalk in drag
15:25 <epicmorphism> nice gopherhole 15:26 <~aewens> "nice gopherhole" is one of those things that is fine to say in the tech world and only in the tech world 15:26 <~tomasino> hehe 15:26 <~tomasino> i was just thinking the same thing 15:26 <threv> that's my pickup line 15:26 <cdmnky> well, furries say that all the time lol 15:26 <threv> that is no longer my pickup line
15:38 * jan6 goes to shop, first time leaving the house in WEEKS 15:38 <praetor> wow. and I thought I was a shut-in 15:38 <jan6> I know, right
01:38 <ahriman> take the Nike approach, login 01:39 <ahriman> and i don't mean exploit developing nations for their lack of labor laws 01:39 <ahriman> i mean "Just Do it" 01:40 <threv> ahriman: see that's where i always go wrong, i mix up the two