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02:05 <~ahriman> fosslinux: plz console me with tales of how the Knights of Parametric Polymorphism saved the kingdom of Software Engineeria from the evil Anti-Pattern Imperial Army 02:05 <~ahriman> npa: you too 02:05 <npa> generics are sweet 02:05 <~ahriman> oh 02:05 <npa> just imagine it's copying and pasting the code but with different types 02:06 <~ahriman> nifty, but it doesn't sound like an epic folktale 02:07 <npa> the knights performed ritualistic mitosis, generating swathes of different legion calvaries 02:07 <~ahriman> oooooooo 02:08 <npa> all forming alliance to fight against skelington, the singleton anti-pattern 02:08 <~ahriman> i hate him! he's so mean 02:09 <npa> skelington's power of always having a single instance around meant traditional weapons were useless 02:09 <~ahriman> oh no!!! 02:09 <npa> it was up to the mighty end-of-program destructor to fire to quench this evil beast 02:09 <~ahriman> get 'em 02:09 <npa> 360-no scope 02:10 <~ahriman> haha
05:44 <SinaCutie> Yes, I put your temp password as 'honk my butt please' 05:44 <SinaCutie> omg. This is the wrong tty 05:44 <SinaCutie> Time to uh, go make that coffee
13:22 <kirch> the great thing about having kids is that I tell my parents what lego sets "my kids" want for their birthday, then I get to build them :3
11:16 <rain1> 16hi 11:16 <~ben> henlo rain1 11:17 <~ben> what happened to rain0 11:17 <~ben> or just rain 11:17 <jesopo> this rain is lua 11:17 <jesopo> 1 indexed
18:45 <~ben> ahriman is good people 18:45 <~fosslinux> I haven't seen him for a while 18:45 <~ahriman> <3
[10:26:12] * | kirch loves that the US Gov't sues objects it's confiscated from people [10:26:25] <threv> asset forfeiture++ [10:26:25] <BitBot> [Karma] asset forfeiture now has 1 karma
<threv> Oh my god yeah firefox is insane <threv> The binaries are built on farms iirc * │ kirch imagines cows, sheep, and ducks - all working feverishly to compile firefox
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[17:18:56] <woestijnvis> God is dead. [17:19:12] <woestijnvis> Oh my admin is more fitting. [17:19:19] <no1> we create god collectively [17:19:19] <woestijnvis> Oh my bofh? [17:19:46] <woestijnvis> no1: Yes, let's stop with that
22:00 <jan6> ^ 22:00 <woestijnvis> ^ 22:00 <woestijnvis> That 22:00 <jan6> ^ 22:00 <jan6> what he said 22:00 <woestijnvis> And that ^ 22:00 <jan6> ^also that 22:00 <woestijnvis> What jan6 said 22:00 <jan6> ^exactly
20:26 <~tomasino> guys! crazy news. Apparently this dude on the internet haxxor'd my interwebz and has video of me masturbating to illegal porn! OHNOES! I guess I better pay him all my moneys to stay quiet. 20:27 <~tomasino> jokes on him... i ONLY masturbate to spam emails
15:52 <handyc> I was stuck in a room with only a table 15:52 <handyc> I saw the table there 15:52 <handyc> I used the saw to cut the table in half 15:52 <handyc> Two halves make a whole 15:52 <handyc> I used the hole to escape
17:46 <jan6> protip: just don't use python ;P 17:46 <zyeri> or, better pro-tip: use more python 17:46 <kirch> no switch...case in python ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[21:25:51] <epoch> burritos are like blunts.
[14:37:49] <netscape_navigator> What's your favorite game and why is it Stardew Valley?
[14:38:19] <netscape_navigator> I want to quit my day job to get more serious about my farming
[14:38:43] <jan6> make a youtube channel
[14:38:52] <jan6> make videos about stardew
[14:38:54] <jan6> boom
[14:38:56] <jan6> there you go
[14:39:00] <threv> | 'dis ya boi, netscape_navigator, comin at ya live from stardew'
[14:39:04] <threv> | 'smash that like and subscribe button'
[14:39:56] <netscape_navigator> Maybe I can be one of those masked youtubers, since I am a deprecated web
browser after all
[14:40:03] <netscape_navigator> maybe a CRT screen for a head or sth idk
[14:41:13] <rdh> Pass all of your dialog through the mac speak program like that kid from Blank Check
[14:41:55] <~ben> it could even be a tilderadio show
[14:42:04] <netscape_navigator> OH MAN
[14:42:36] <jan6> macspeak asmr stardew valley livestream
[14:42:44] <netscape_navigator> lol im 'sposed to be working right now
[14:42:52] <threv> | yes, working on this channel