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18:11:00 < TechEmporium> I don't want to see any nude sysadmins playing with their floppies, man
16:16:11 < southerntofu> **QUOTA EXCEEDED. MBOX FULL.** 16:16:11 < BitBot> southerntofu: FLOWER SMELLING CHAMPION 16:16:16 <~ben> owo 16:16:19 < southerntofu> what? 16:16:22 <~ben> lol 16:16:36 <~ben> BitBot yells back if you have a certain number of caps 16:16:45 <~ben> WHY ARE WE YELLING BITBOT 16:16:45 < BitBot> ben: ONE HUNDRED TWENTY EIGHT 16:16:51 < southerntofu> oh. lol 16:17:11 <~ben> i find it pretty funny :P 16:17:33 < lickthecheese> LOL BITBOT 16:17:46 < lickthecheese> OH I DIDINT HAVE ENOUGH CAPS 16:17:47 < BitBot> lickthecheese: PUSSY IS A PERFECTLY INNOCENT WORD 16:17:53 < lickthecheese> omg wtf 16:17:53 < hackintech> W O W 16:17:56 <~ben> BitBot: bap
june | is tilde.zone broken? fen | seeems like it june | I hope that's unrelated june | and PG-13 movies didn't | break both tooter and | tilde.zone ensa | just tried to post through | toot and 'Unknown error' june | I blame ubergeek fen | i blame capitalism
05:02:57 june: be gay do crimes
02:52 <tunas> BORN TO CHAT 02:52 <tunas> IRC MODES ARE A FUCK 02:52 <tunas> G:Line Em All 1989 02:52 <june> :D 02:52 <tunas> I am ban man 02:52 <tunas> 410757864530 (IR)Cops 02:53 <tunas> dead (ir)cops*
02:32 <dacav> what's up? 02:32 <bdeshi> the ceiling at the moment 02:32 <dacav> ah, me too 02:33 <dacav> Is it one of those fake-ceiling that you can open up and lay out wires? 02:33 <bdeshi> nope it's declared as const 02:37 <dacav> Mine too, but it's made of const pointers to non-const items, so you can still change it's components 02:38 <bdeshi> well my ceiling has everything as private objects 02:38 <bdeshi> some debugging tools are required to inspect or modify them 02:39 <june> I don't have the debug symbols for my ceilings :( 02:41 <ensa> in attempting to recompile my ceiling, i realized that the dev headers package hasn't been updated in years
18:46 <june> W3C is the old man screams at cloud of the web
15:26:04 <~lickthecheese> quacccccc 15:26:06 <~lickthecheese> duccccccc 15:26:08 <~lickthecheese> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK! 15:26:09 <~lickthecheese> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK! 15:26:10 <~lickthecheese> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK! 15:26:10 <~lickthecheese> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK! 15:26:12 <~lickthecheese> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK! 15:26:12 <~lickthecheese> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK! 15:26:17 <~BitBot> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK! 15:26:29 <~lickthecheese> ha i have summoned the duck with fake quacking 15:26:31 <~lickthecheese> ,hug 15:26:31 <~BitBot> [Ducks] lickthecheese befriended a duck in 14.1 seconds! You've befriended 34 ducks in #chaos!
11:53 <anton> hi 11:55 <anton> did I miss anything? 11:57 <jess> no 11:57 <jess> why do you always ask that 11:58 <anton> jess: because I want to know if anything interesting happened while I was away 11:58 <jess> get a bot that logs for you 12:05 <anton> jess: idk where I'd host the bot at 12:05 <~ubergeek> If only there was some place that offered shell access, with the tools needed to build software, and run daemons... :P 12:06 <anton> 99.999% of the time I'm not online from the vps is when it's rebooting or installing updates of some kind 12:07 <~ubergeek> It'd nice if there some association of server operators, that hosted znc or something, too :P 12:07 <@cmccabe> someone should invent that, ubergeek. i bet it would be popular. 12:08 <~ubergeek> They should. I bet they'd get rich doing it. 12:08 <@cmccabe> it could even keep costs down by using a great free os like linux or *bsd 12:09 <~ubergeek> yeah, I think that'd be the ticket. I hope someday, someone invents a service like that 12:14 <~khuxkm> why not us? we're server operators 12:14 <~khuxkm> we could be rich! 12:14 <~khuxkm> but what would we call it? 12:15 --> earthnuker (~firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #meta 12:15 <~ubergeek> I dunno. Maybe call it a umlautverse? 12:15 <Kneezle> lol 12:15 <arisotura> hoi 12:15 <~ubergeek> Or, tildeworld? 12:15 <~khuxkm> no no no 12:15 <~khuxkm> umlaut is a garbage diacritic 12:16 <~khuxkm> and ____world is overused 12:16 <~khuxkm> how about tildeverse? 12:16 <~ubergeek> true. tildeland? 12:16 <~ubergeek> tildeverse sounds so stupid. I mean, who would use something called that? 12:16 * khuxkm looks at camera
09:43:44 * Kneezle licks the cheese 09:45:30 * arisotura farts on the cheese 09:47:29 < lickthecheese> ew dont fart on me