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<rndusr>: how do I detect if a file is a gophermap <xwindows>: It is named `gophermap`. * rndusr bangs head against desk repeatedly
<epoch> > s7, Ruby, or Forth <+ffog> u got it <epoch> three scripting languages, and I don't know any of them <+ffog> they're all quite different <epoch> I know of Ruby and Forth <epoch> ruby is kind of Perl-ish, Forth is kind of.. <+ffog> stackish <tommoody> ruby on rails <epoch> ha <tommoody> transporting rocks <epoch> ah. s7 is a scheme. <+khuxkm> if you write a blog post for your jekyll blog while on a train ride and you rebuild the site you're using ruby on rails <+ffog> lol * khuxkm ricochet <+rawktucc> -_- <+ffog> this is Red Martian - masses diseased by pope <+ffog> by smj of sdf.org! <+alex11> khuxkm you're banned from the internet <+ffog> a loop reel on a tascam 388 <+khuxkm> honestly fair
<rawktucc_> bugs r good! <jan6> no
<[smlckz]> ,8 go is better than rust and c is better than go? <tildebot> [8Ball] You shake the magic ball... it says Yes <[smlckz]> good
07:52 dozens | i like the idea of gherkin and tdd 07:53 dozens | never been on a team disciplined enough to do it though 07:53 lucidiot | gherking off on tddies i see 07:53 dozens | omg
< june> modern society and technology and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
23:23 < novaburst> oh my blog is no longer under tilde.team/~$(whoami)/blog by the way 23:23 < novaburst> it's on envs.net/~$(whoami) 23:23 < june> why would your blog be at tilde.team/~june/blog 23:23 < novaburst> because bashblog says so? 23:24 < june> why would it be under my user name 23:24 < novaburst> I don't use bashblog so *shrug* 23:24 < june> you're the one telling me it's at $(whoami) 23:24 < june> which is june 23:24 < novaburst> lol 23:24 < novaburst> substitute that command with my username 23:25 < june> but it expands to my username 23:25 < novaburst> plot twist
[smlckz]: 88oRqwadueNUrblgvQO0UdeRFum0 [smlckz]: sorry lol login: [smlckz]: nice password anton: [smlckz]: nice password anton: jinx login: anton: yup [smlckz]: rofl login: we were of one mind there login: it could be a conincidence login: or a sign from god login: I mean jan6 anton: all hail jan6 jan6: all hail jan6 [smlckz]: how can we grab this holy moment
2021-06-04 17:49:02 <wgreenhouse> #meta is where advice goes to die
10:33:36 <darcy> Right now I'm the smol tiddy goth gf 10:33:42 <darcy> I wanna be the big tiddy goth gf
20:45:15 <jan6> all hail the uwu-scorpiion 20:46:59 <brendo> no 20:47:15 <brendo> https://ttm.sh/uiB.jpg 20:47:18 <brendo> kitty on a bag 20:47:58 <jan6> micRMSoft windux when 20:48:29 <jan6> too huge image 20:48:40 <brendo> zoom out then? 20:49:07 <jan6> I mean as in it won't load within aqcceptable time 20:49:08 <jan6> you doofus 20:49:39 <jan6> it loaded the ears in like 10 sec or so 20:50:36 <brendo> well your internet is shit then 20:50:42 <hedy> mine was stuck on the head for almost 23s lol 20:50:55 <brendo> lmfao 20:51:03 <jan6> not mine 20:51:04 <jan6> lol 20:51:08 <brendo> then why can I pull the entire image down in about 15s 20:51:20 <brendo> using the exact same link 20:51:31 <jan6> because cache 20:51:38 <jan6> you rolling pin 20:54:40 <brendo> jan6: cache was cleared, still pulled in same amt of time 20:55:26 <brendo> so I say it once, I say it again: your internet is shit 20:55:40 <jan6> no u 20:55:42 <~khuxkm> no u 20:55:46 <brendo> or you've got a really unlucky route to ttm.sh 20:55:53 <jess> no u 20:55:56 <brendo> or your compu is weak 20:55:59 <jan6> oooor you have a way too massive image file 20:56:00 <jan6> lol 20:56:27 <jess> i have really good internet and that image loaded slow 20:56:39 <jan6> ^ 20:56:40 <hedy> lol
<brendo> anyone have a hooman charger i can borrow <xfnw> whats a hooman charger <brendo> a charger you plug into humans to recharge <CommunistWolf> what voltage do humans tend to take? <sennomo> In the words of George Carlin: Bend over and let's find out!
<~xfnw> spider bot spider bot, does whatever a spider can <~cano> spider dick
<brendo> i say we create our own starlink and call it T I L D E L I N K <~ben> no <spider> wtf <~ben> fuck elongated muskrat <~ben> the worst <chmodrwx> Star link would actually be an improvement <xfnw> elon musky wusky uwu <~ben> no <~deepend> lol <brendo> xfnw how many times to i have to say it... keep it in yo P A N T S
~rndusr: merp
~xfnw: merp
~cano: merp
~rndusr: merp
~cano: you said it twice
~rndusr: merp
~cano: STOP, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
~rndusr: while true: print('merp')
~cano: THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
rndusr has kicked cano (yes)
cano has joined #chaos
~cano: I AM CONTACTING THE POLICE
~cano: They're going to come here and arrest you
~cano: They're going to process you
~cano: They're going to put you in a meat grinder
~rndusr: what
~cano: They're going to make sausage out of you
~cano: You will be sausage, mark my words
~rndusr: that sounds like a crime
~cano: I am a criminal
~rndusr: plot twist