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09:59 <~ben> theone: are you neo 10:00 <~ben> mr anderson 10:00 <theone> i am the alter ego of neo 10:00 -- jan6 is now known as Agent_Smith 10:00 <Kneezle|Web> nooo 10:00 <theone> no pls 10:00 <Kneezle|Web> not Agent_Smith 10:00 <theone> help 10:00 <~ben> oh no 10:00 <+Agent_Smith> yes 10:00 <+Agent_Smith> YESS 10:00 <Kneezle|Web> noooo
23:16 <~ahriman> ugh my butt is sweaty 23:16 <~tomasino> dude, MY butt is sweaty 23:16 <~tomasino> twinsies!
01:20 <tits> bc im a prodigy unicorn programmer 01:20 <stompy> im 7 years old 01:20 <brendan> hm... 01:20 <~ben> i'm 3 01:20 <stompy> man 01:20 <tits> i work at facebook now and ive made huge commits to react 01:20 <stompy> i was writing C before my c section 01:20 <stompy> i been runnin this game homie 01:21 <stompy> stackin paper
Meanwhile, in the fallback channel on freenode 01:28 <fosslinux> uh 01:28 <fosslinux> the topic is spelt wrong 01:28 <fosslinux> nitpick 01:28 <fosslinux> whats the other one 01:28 <@khuxkm> no it's not 01:28 <brendantcc> khuxkm, buddy, are you okay? 01:28 <@khuxkm> oh wait fuck it is holy shit 01:28 <fosslinux> goup 01:28 The topic is: https://tilde.team linux user goup 01:28 Topic set by * @benharri on 28 March 2018, 11:25:46 01:28 <fosslinux> lmao 01:28 <@khuxkm> blame ben 01:29 <fosslinux> ok 01:29 <fosslinux> #blameben 01:29 <brendantcc> lmao 01:29 <@khuxkm> it's his fault 01:29 * @khuxkm has changed the topic to: https://tilde.team linux user group | "https://tilde.team linux user goup" ~ ben's topic, 2k18-2k19
22:47 <~tomasino> when you eat a gingerbread man, do you start with a specific body part? 22:48 <~ahriman> i eat the legs of the gingerbread man first. if the gingerbread man can't walk away, it can't escape 22:48 <~tomasino> i usually start with the head 22:48 <~tomasino> mantis style 22:48 <~ahriman> you just kill it right off the bat 22:48 <~ben> probably feet 22:49 <~ahriman> i prefer for the gingerbread man to suffer and know its fate 22:49 <benharri> yoinks 22:49 <-- benharri (email@example.com) has quit (quit: WeeChat 2.3) 22:49 <~tomasino> love your approach 22:49 <~tomasino> gingerbread man deserves as much pain as you can muster
01:45 <codingquark> Good morning@ 02:13 <ahriman> hello codingquark 02:13 <codingquark> :D 02:14 <codingquark> How goes the Voyage? 02:15 <ahriman> i actually don't have an account, i just like following project development and i enjoy reading what others have posted on cosmic.voyage 02:17 <codingquark> ahriman: same, I am currently reading what people write. Someday I'll start writing too many be. 02:21 <khuxkm> "too many be"? 02:21 <ahriman> khuxkm: i think they meant "Someday I'll start writing, too, maybe" 02:22 <khuxkm> yeah that makes sense 02:22 <khuxkm> more sense than my initial read of "I'll start writing too many bees" 02:23 <ahriman> lol 02:23 <codingquark> :'D 02:23 <codingquark> khuxkm: *too may be
01:10 <ahriman> npa you'd be proud of me, no steven seagal in three days i think 01:12 <npa> you better have watched the festive equivalent instead - die hard 01:12 <tunas> ahriman: Is your time zone still Seagal/Steven? 01:13 <ahriman> tunas yes 01:13 <ahriman> npa i didn't but i am watching a movie with john travolta and bruce willis in it 01:14 <npa> pulp fiction? 01:14 <ahriman> former black-ops agent, retired, his wife gets killed in a stick up so he teams up with his black ops buddy and they go HAM on the local criminal org who was connected 01:14 <npa> hmm.. don't think i know this one 01:15 <ahriman> I am Wrath 01:15 <ahriman> is the name 01:16 <tunas> I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Steven, is in fact, Seagal/Steven, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Seagal plus Steven. Steven is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Seagal system made useful by the Seagal corelibs, shell utilities and vital system 01:16 <tunas> components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. 01:16 <tunas> Many computer users run a modified version of the Seagal system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Seagal which is widely used today is often called "Steven", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Seagal system, developed by the Seagal Project. 01:16 <ahriman> jesus fucking christ tunas
<ahriman> tildebot needs to be euthanized <TildeBot> ahriman: Someone needs to be euthanized. <ahriman> !!!!
02:05 <fosslinux> rip wat happened to ben 02:05 <fosslinux> hes GONE 02:13 <~ahriman> vacation 02:13 <~ahriman> he went to the Kalahari Desert for Christmas 02:13 <~ahriman> said something about "kicking Les Stroud Survivorman's Ass" as he stormed out of chat with a rucksack and a machete 02:18 <fosslinux> lol 02:19 <fosslinux> rip khuxkm everything's down to you when *insert name of some idiot like me* runs nmap on ~team 02:24 <login> I thought nmap is disabled now 02:25 <login> is ping disabled? 02:40 <~khuxkm|lounge> login: it's a reference to the last time tilde.team had an outage 02:41 <~khuxkm|lounge> basically foss is saying that responsibility falls to me (though technically it also falls to cmc) should the fecal matter hit the wind proprelling device 02:43 <nonlinear> Who knows about pad.tildeverse.org? 02:44 <nonlinear> Specifically, the Rich Text Pad formatting toolbar isn't working. 02:45 <nonlinear> I believe the CSP must not be specified correctly. 02:46 <SinaCutie> o/ 02:48 <~khuxkm|lounge> of course it isn't working, when ben (the cryptpad expert) is on vacation 02:49 <nonlinear> It couldn't be any other way :)
14:38 <TildeBot> How To Count Past Infinity - YouTube https://bhh.sh/2na 14:38 <+jan6> seen at some point of my existance 14:38 <TildeBot> I don't know who at is. 14:38 <+aewens> no u TildeBot 14:38 <TildeBot> no u infinity aewens 14:38 <TildeBot> aewens: Wtf r u talkin bout. 14:39 <+jan6> tildebot doesn't now what existance is, after all 14:39 <TildeBot> jan6: , Quit your miserable existance at once! 14:39 <+jan6> lol