this is an irc quote database, in the style of bash.org, that aims to catalog moments on ~chat irc.
12:37 <+aewens> Is it illegal to run a business virtually killing people to avoid lawsuits from overseas governments by breaking and entering into stranger's homes to use their computers to access a botnet to discretely communicate with your customers? 12:37 <+aewens> Maybe 12:38 <~ben> i'd go with a definite yes? 12:38 <+aewens> I think law officials would agree with you. In every country. Ever. 12:39 <%ubergeek> I think just the last part is a problem.
22:43 <fosslinux> the great tilde.team migration 2: was this to hetzner 22:43 <~khuxkm|lounge> yeah' 22:43 <~khuxkm|lounge> well to a dedi box at least 22:44 <~khuxkm|lounge> the first one was to a VPS 22:44 <~tomasino> ;) ben 22:44 <fosslinux> from? 22:44 <~khuxkm|lounge> idfk ask ben 22:44 <~tomasino> before hetzner? ben ran tilde.team in his head 22:44 <fosslinux> lol 22:44 <~tomasino> he sketched it out on paper really fast 22:44 <fosslinux> 6gb -> 64 gb 22:44 <fosslinux> ram 22:44 <~tomasino> incredible stuff, but the headaches! 22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> tomasino: no, he typed it into the computer 22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> but yeah the headaches were probably terrible 22:45 <~tomasino> it was just ben running netcat and typing back to everyone in real time 22:45 <fosslinux> lol 22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> so glad he got the VPS to lighten the load on himself 22:45 <~tomasino> seriously 22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> to this day, though, the real mission-critical processes are ran in his head 22:45 <~tomasino> quote 99, eh? 22:45 <~tomasino> how many quotes are me now? 22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> don't tell him I told you
22:28 <~tomasino> in reality, it was ben. He lured me into his van with candy and before I knew it I was scripting things in his little hole in the ground, putting the lotion on its skin, all of it
13:11 <~ben> lol /var/www/html2 13:11 <~ben> why 2 13:11 <~khuxkm|lounge> because it's HTML 2.0 13:11 <~khuxkm|lounge> duh
02:05 <stompy> when i lived in charlotte we had a speed limit sign in our front yard 02:05 <stompy> one night we got super drunk 02:06 <stompy> i got my roommate mike to balance on my shoulders and i walked him over with some white paint 02:06 <stompy> from then on it said 02:06 <stompy> PEE LIMIT 02:06 <stompy> 25
16:44 <khuxkm|lounge> !admin down 16:44 <sotdbot> khuxkm|lounge: You can't tell me what to do! 16:44 <khuxkm|lounge> FUCK YOU BITCH I OWN YOU 16:44 <-- sotdbot (firstname.lastname@example.org) has quit (Connection closed)
13:23:37 @cmccabe | hey ben 13:23:48 ~ben | how goes it 13:23:54 ~ben | happy december 13:24:09 @cmccabe | it goes 13:24:22 @cmccabe | but it is december and the snow i ordered still hasn't arrived 13:24:42 ~ben | you ordered snow? wtf 13:24:46 ~ben | i'm so glad we don't have any yet 13:25:04 @cmccabe | i love snow 13:25:13 ~ben | you should move to michigan then 13:25:26 ~ben | i've had enough for several lifetimes
#meta: who the fuck waits until they're legal to drink?
17:10:13 -- | You are now known as | 17:10:17 +| | welp 17:10:22 ~ben | lol 17:10:22 +| | I've done it now 17:10:25 ~ben | you're a madlad
12:05 <~vilmibm> what does one do in animal crossing? i don't know anything about it 12:06 <desvox> vilmibm: you be cute, be gay, and do crimes