this is an irc quote database, in the style of bash.org, that aims to catalog moments on tilde.chat.
20:45:15 <jan6> all hail the uwu-scorpiion 20:46:59 <brendo> no 20:47:15 <brendo> https://ttm.sh/uiB.jpg 20:47:18 <brendo> kitty on a bag 20:47:58 <jan6> micRMSoft windux when 20:48:29 <jan6> too huge image 20:48:40 <brendo> zoom out then? 20:49:07 <jan6> I mean as in it won't load within aqcceptable time 20:49:08 <jan6> you doofus 20:49:39 <jan6> it loaded the ears in like 10 sec or so 20:50:36 <brendo> well your internet is shit then 20:50:42 <hedy> mine was stuck on the head for almost 23s lol 20:50:55 <brendo> lmfao 20:51:03 <jan6> not mine 20:51:04 <jan6> lol 20:51:08 <brendo> then why can I pull the entire image down in about 15s 20:51:20 <brendo> using the exact same link 20:51:31 <jan6> because cache 20:51:38 <jan6> you rolling pin 20:54:40 <brendo> jan6: cache was cleared, still pulled in same amt of time 20:55:26 <brendo> so I say it once, I say it again: your internet is shit 20:55:40 <jan6> no u 20:55:42 <~khuxkm> no u 20:55:46 <brendo> or you've got a really unlucky route to ttm.sh 20:55:53 <jess> no u 20:55:56 <brendo> or your compu is weak 20:55:59 <jan6> oooor you have a way too massive image file 20:56:00 <jan6> lol 20:56:27 <jess> i have really good internet and that image loaded slow 20:56:39 <jan6> ^ 20:56:40 <hedy> lol
<brendo> anyone have a hooman charger i can borrow <xfnw> whats a hooman charger <brendo> a charger you plug into humans to recharge <CommunistWolf> what voltage do humans tend to take? <sennomo> In the words of George Carlin: Bend over and let's find out!
<~xfnw> spider bot spider bot, does whatever a spider can <~cano> spider dick
<brendo> i say we create our own starlink and call it T I L D E L I N K <~ben> no <spider> wtf <~ben> fuck elongated muskrat <~ben> the worst <chmodrwx> Star link would actually be an improvement <xfnw> elon musky wusky uwu <~ben> no <~deepend> lol <brendo> xfnw how many times to i have to say it... keep it in yo P A N T S
~rndusr: merp
~xfnw: merp
~cano: merp
~rndusr: merp
~cano: you said it twice
~rndusr: merp
~cano: STOP, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
~rndusr: while true: print('merp')
~cano: THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
rndusr has kicked cano (yes)
cano has joined #chaos
~cano: I AM CONTACTING THE POLICE
~cano: They're going to come here and arrest you
~cano: They're going to process you
~cano: They're going to put you in a meat grinder
~rndusr: what
~cano: They're going to make sausage out of you
~cano: You will be sausage, mark my words
~rndusr: that sounds like a crime
~cano: I am a criminal
~rndusr: plot twist
and now for a more serious quote:
"anything that gets repeated enough that [brendo] wants to alias is being over used"
~demure
2021
<+alex11> had to turn it off during ludacris <+alex11> but yeah <+alex11> controlfreak++ <+controlfreak> cant bealieve butsruff went quiet <+controlfreak> i thought that was right in the sweet spot on the inanity meter <gbmor> alex11: oh so when the luda came on you had to ... Roll Out? <gbmor> (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ <+alex11> FUCK you <gbmor> (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ <+alex11> my week is ruined
<rawktucc> wheel is in my usr bin <rawktucc> but pip doesnt have it? <rawktucc> pacman doesnt have it? <rawktucc> WHERE DID IT COME FROM <brendo> WHERE DID IT GO <brendo> WHERE DID IT COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE
<rawktucc> no retirement fund plan lol <rawktucc> becuase i doubt it matters in 15 years <rawktucc> because <rawktucc> fuck this phone kyneeboard <alex11> kyneeboard <rawktucc> keybiard w <demure> sounds like an ergonomic phone kyneeboard <rawktucc> KRYBOARD <rawktucc> aaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHH
kieran: "how does one put a quote on the db?" brendo: "it's quite easy" *shows him how" casper cat: ***prolonged meow*** (so now you know how to put a fucking quote up, happy now kieran!?)
meanwhile in #tilderadio... 04:37 *brendo half-jokingly makes the bold statement that the person who called themselves "Short Answer" when requesting a song is actually cat* 04:38 <cat> my name is cat not Short Answewr 04:38 <+brendo> well you're Short Answer now cat 04:38 <cat> i've got ya short answer right here brendo; k 04:39 <+brendo> oh you want some fuckin' short answer c**t 04:39 * brendo squares up 04:39 <cat> i dunno how you're gonna beat one letter but let's see it 04:39 <+brendo> 04:39 <+brendo> that 04:39 <cat> THE MADMAN 04:39 <+brendo> that is how i beat your short answer
<~ben> PSA hostserv has been disabled <lauren> why? <anton> I forgot what hostserv was for a moment <~ben> 1) it's a pain to maintain 2) people keep requesting dumb hostnames <lauren> heh, fair <xfnw> aw <kumquat> lol <anton> what's the dumbest hostname you've seen so far <~ben> i don't remember <julian> art.local? <xfnw> was it richard.stallmans.toe.cheese? <aravk> wtf <anton> gross <anton> aravk: you should replace nyku's ignore with an xfnw ignore :p <xfnw> lol antons ignore evading? <aravk> xfnw doesn't troll though, they shitpost <aravk> I don't mind that <aravk> everyone shitposts <aravk> I mind trolls
meanwhile in #meta: <brendo> you can bet your ass that if I could set a custom tone, it'd be the Mii channel music <brendo> or a custom variant of the Aussie ringback tone: AAA- AAA- <palm93> Screaming? <palm93> Makes sense. I'd scream if I was in Australia too
More adventures in #tea: kiedtl> \coffee * barista passes kiedtl a short lukewarm hazelnut cappuccino with 1 shot of espresso! kiedtl> fuck. wrong channel * kiedtl has kicked kiedtl from #tea (your presence in this community is no longer desirable)
In #tea: alex11> i bet #coffee is full of miserable bastards alex11> they are genetically inferior spider> \coffee alex11 * barista hands alex11 a tall boiling hot white chocolate macchiato with 2 shots of espresso! alex11> I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED spider> :P * kiedtl has kicked spider from #tea (uh no no no no, we don't do that here)