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snowdusk> one time my dad asked Siri to 'play "Thank you for the Music" by ABBA", siri replied, "you're quite welcome!"
20:29 <~gbmor> if water that touches holy water becomes holy water by association, and you pour holy water into the atlantic, have you just blessed the rains down in Africa?
20:27 < neko> hello am back 20:27 < anton> hello 20:27 < anton> am anton -snip- 20:29 < xfnw> anton are you sure you are anton??? 20:29 < anton> I lied 20:29 < anton> I'm kylie 20:29 < xfnw> :o anton is not anton from antonmcclure.com 20:30 < anton> antonmcclure.com isn't real, it never existed -snip- 20:33 < kylie> i'm anton 20:33 < anton> from antonmcclure.com 20:33 <~khuxkm> this whole time you two just pretended to be each other and nobody had a clue :V 20:33 < june> I don't like this 20:33 < june> I like when kylie is kylie and anton is anton 20:33 < anton> it makes sense now 20:34 -!- kylie is now known as antonmcclure 20:34 < antonmcclure> hey i'm anton 20:34 < anton> the McCl from McClure is actually a Kylie McClain reference 20:34 < xfnw> hi antonmcclure 20:34 < june> dislike 20:34 < anton> hi antonmcclure 20:34 -!- anton is now known as kylie 20:34 < antonmcclure> hi kylie 20:34 < kylie> kylie 20:34 < antonmcclure> kylie 20:34 < xfnw> kylie 20:34 < kylie> /msg nickserv group 20:34 < kylie> oops 20:34 < xfnw> lol 20:34 <~khuxkm> a spot on kylie impression 20:34 < antonmcclure> lol 20:35 -!- acdw [~acdw@2600:8807:282:6c00:eab1:fcff:fedc:d728] has joined #meta 20:35 < neko> weechat does the exact same disconnecting thing now but for a completely different error 20:35 * xfnw loafs acdw 20:35 < antonmcclure> okay i wanna go back to being kylie lol 20:35 <~khuxkm> loaf 20:35 < antonmcclure> i like being kylie 20:35 -!- kylie is now known as anton 20:35 * acdw is confused 20:35 -!- antonmcclure is now known as kylie 20:35 < acdw> ehllo everyone 20:35 * anton liked being kylie
16:43 * kumquat eats a slice 16:43 < kylie> her true form 16:43 < hackintech> it is yes kumquat 16:43 < hackintech> they is real 16:44 < kumquat> oh no I have no more left leg 16:44 < kumquat> worth it 16:44 <~khuxkm> your leg 16:44 <~khuxkm> it ends 16:44 < kumquat> hmmm 16:44 * anton consume the rest of the pumpkin pie 16:44 < kumquat> I want it 16:44 < kumquat> oh no 16:44 * brendo tries to remember how much money he has cause be can't be fucked getting out of bed to check his wallet 16:44 < kumquat> I regret everything 16:44 < anton> (echoing while growing bigger) y u m 16:45 * anton vaporises 16:45 * brendo inhales anton and kumquat at the same time 16:46 < anton> rip your lungs 16:46 * brendo burp 16:46 < wgreenhouse> oh no #vore has raided #meta 16:46 <~khuxkm> ^ 16:46 <~khuxkm> my thoughts exactly 16:46 < wgreenhouse> this is truly the worst timeline
<khuxkm> just... u n s c r e w p e n i s <neko> you say that as if you can already unscrew your dick and your body adapting to that change is the problem <khuxkm> you say that as if that isn't correct <khuxkm> (/s)
<khuxkm> can you guys stop talking, I'm trying to copy the news link >:(
<mattx> xwindows: just so you know <mattx> Java CPUs are real <xfnw> mattx: oh no <mattx> xfnw: JAVA. NOW. <mattx> 3 BILLION DEVICES SUFFER <mattx> java, #1 masochism platform
<mattx> hold on why is the hostname still not set to frogphone9000 <mattx> i asked lineageos nicely >:(
<liesinties> It's gonna be forever hot except for about a week in january here. <kernel_pancake> global fookin heating <kernel_pancake> when are we all predicated to die again? <liesinties> Tuesday. <kernel_pancake> Nice <kumquat> fingers crossed
<xfnw> owo the duck is supposed to appear soon if my calculations are correct <tildebot> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK! <khuxkm> ,bef <tildebot> [Ducks] khuxkm befriended a duck in 1.67 seconds! You've befriended 6 ducks in #team! <xfnw> ,hug <tildebot> [Ducks] xfnw: There was no duck! missed by 0.86 seconds <xfnw> noooooo <khuxkm> sniped <xfnw> ;_;
17:31 <june> I don't want to eat shit I want to eat ass!
june | like you normally just think about IP as being 1:1 communication but then you run traceroute and it's like <-- | dax (~dax@otter.cat) has quit (quit: brb)
kumquat | 2020 has lasted 50 years and I never thought we'd make it to the end of October for my birthday kumquat | but then again maybe we'll get to my birthday and on Halloween actual satan will come to earth and hell will swallow us all
17:49 <drskrzyk> ./alias add ihadastroke say s/\(.\)\(.\)/\2\1/g
17:50 <jan6> lol
17:50 <jan6> better when you make it longer
17:50 <drskrzyk> that's what she...
17:50 <drskrzyk> *sigh* I'm out of the loop. Are "that's what she said" jokes bad now?
17:51 <jan6> drskrzyk: s/\(.\)\(.\)\(.\)\{2\}.\?/\2\3\1/g
17:51 <sedbot> <drskrzyk> sg* '*ot fto oe.Ap tetsahtwh si"aoejbd o?n
17:51 <drskrzyk> bloody hell.
17:51 <jan6> that's what she said
17:51 <drskrzyk> lga hahahaddkfhaskdgh haha
17:51 <jan6> *badum tss*
04:32 < kylie> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< KYLIE! 04:32 < alex11> ,kidnap 04:33 < kylie> no! 04:33 <~khuxkm> ,kidnap 04:33 < kylie> no!!!! 04:33 < kylie> be nice to me!!!!! 04:33 <~khuxkm> ,chloroform 04:33 < isvarahparamahkrsnah> ,white van 04:33 < isvarahparamahkrsnah> lmao 04:33 < kylie> don't like this 04:33 < kylie> that got creepy fast