~chat irc quote database

this is an irc quote database, in the style of bash.org, that aims to catalog moments on tilde.chat.


17:31 <june> I don't want to eat shit I want to eat ass!

223: score: -23 /


june | like you normally just think about IP as being 1:1 communication but then you run traceroute and it's like
<-- | dax (~dax@otter.cat) has quit (quit: brb)

222: score: 15 /


kumquat | 2020 has lasted 50 years and I never thought we'd make it to the end of October for my birthday
kumquat | but then again maybe we'll get to my birthday and on Halloween actual satan will come to earth and hell will swallow us all

221: score: 10 /


17:49 <drskrzyk> ./alias add ihadastroke say s/\(.\)\(.\)/\2\1/g
17:50 <jan6> lol
17:50 <jan6> better when you make it longer
17:50 <drskrzyk> that's what she...
17:50 <drskrzyk> *sigh* I'm out of the loop. Are "that's what she said" jokes bad now?
17:51 <jan6> drskrzyk: s/\(.\)\(.\)\(.\)\{2\}.\?/\2\3\1/g
17:51 <sedbot> <drskrzyk> sg* '*ot fto oe.Ap tetsahtwh si"aoejbd o?n
17:51 <drskrzyk> bloody hell.
17:51 <jan6> that's what she said
17:51 <drskrzyk> lga hahahaddkfhaskdgh haha
17:51 <jan6> *badum tss*

220: score: -40 /


04:32 < kylie> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< KYLIE!
04:32 < alex11> ,kidnap
04:33 < kylie> no!
04:33 <~khuxkm> ,kidnap
04:33 < kylie> no!!!!
04:33 < kylie> be nice to me!!!!!
04:33 <~khuxkm> ,chloroform
04:33 < isvarahparamahkrsnah> ,white van
04:33 < isvarahparamahkrsnah> lmao
04:33 < kylie> don't like this
04:33 < kylie> that got creepy fast

219: score: 19 /


20:47 < kylie> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< KYLIE!
20:47 < anton> ,consume
20:47 < alex11> ,kidnap
20:47 < anton> ,yeet
20:47  * biglysmalls points at alex11 accusingly

218: score: 29 /


18:56 < tildebot> [Ducks] shreyas befriended a duck in 3.5 seconds! You've befriended 1 duck in #meta!
18:56 < tildebot> [Ducks] kumquat: There was no duck! missed by 0.76 seconds
18:56 < kumquat> oh first duck, nice
18:56 < shreyas> captured the first two, actually
18:57 < shreyas> being a bit non-violent now
18:57 < kumquat> ahhh
19:01 < alex11> duck virginity broken
19:01 < alex11> ...ew
19:01 < shreyas> uh
19:01 < kumquat> um
19:01 < shreyas> that's one way to put it :D
19:01 < kumquat> please don't violate the #meta ducks
19:01 < kumquat> or any tilde chat ducks
19:01 < kumquat> or any ducks in general
19:02 < shreyas> or any creatures in general
19:02 < kumquat> yes
19:02 < alex11> or any generals
19:02 < shreyas> definitely not any generals

217: score: 22 /


21:22 <+dokuja> Supermation Infohighway

215: score: 85 /


<ensa> can you add your own quotes
<cyberia> technically yes
<cyberia> socially, shrug
<nue> yes you can
<nue> look at this
<nue> ,qadd nue i added this quote by myself
<BitBot> [Quotes] Please provide a category AND quote
<nue> fuck you

214: score: 0 /


17:45 <june> in Haskell they don't say hello world they say "succ my nat" and I think that's beautiful

213: score: 5 /


[20:54:05] <june> bepsi
[20:55:10] <nue> god i love pepsi cock
[20:55:12] <nue> *coke
[20:55:39] <june> uh huh what a typo

212: score: 82 /


02:42 <death> i think perhaps i should see a doctor or something
02:42 <death> i have slept 12 hours a day for the past... 4 days?
02:42 <~gbmor> wow
02:42 <death> a LOT more than normal.
02:42 <~gbmor> that's a lot of sleep
02:42 <~gbmor> it might even be
02:42 <~gbmor> .... the Big Sleep
02:42 <~gbmor> (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

211: score: -15 /


07:36  * ivan waves
07:36  * brendo waves back
07:36 <npa> hey ivan
07:36 <ivan> hi npa, brendo
07:37 <brendo> hiya ivan, npa
07:37 <npa> hi npa

210: score: 0 /


01:22 <login> ,wa 126*333+111
01:22 <BitBot> [Wolfram|Alpha] 126×333 + 111: 42069
01:22 <login> really, brendo?
01:22 <brendo> gbmor sent that one not me
01:22 <~gbmor> (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

209: score: 79 /


19:39  * lickthecheese nosebleeds on jan6
19:39 < demure> kinky
19:39  * jan6 drinks the blood and grows stronger
19:39  * lickthecheese confirms jan6 is vampire
19:39 < jan6> you forgot that there were vampires in my lineage

208: score: 26 /