~chat irc quote database

this is an irc quote database, in the style of bash.org, that aims to catalog moments on ~chat irc.


<ahriman> tildebot needs to be euthanized                                                                                              
<TildeBot> ahriman: Someone needs to be euthanized.                                                                                     <ahriman> !!!!

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02:05 <fosslinux>  rip wat happened to ben
02:05 <fosslinux>  hes GONE
02:13 <~ahriman>  vacation
02:13 <~ahriman>  he went to the Kalahari Desert for Christmas
02:13 <~ahriman>  said something about "kicking Les Stroud Survivorman's Ass" as he stormed out of chat with a rucksack and a machete
02:18 <fosslinux>  lol
02:19 <fosslinux>  rip khuxkm everything's down to you when *insert name of some idiot like me* runs nmap on ~team
02:24 <login>  I thought nmap is disabled now
02:25 <login>  is ping disabled?
02:40 <~khuxkm|lounge>  login: it's a reference to the last time tilde.team had an outage
02:41 <~khuxkm|lounge>  basically foss is saying that responsibility falls to me (though technically it also falls to cmc) should the fecal matter hit the wind proprelling device
02:43 <nonlinear>  Who knows about pad.tildeverse.org?
02:44 <nonlinear>  Specifically, the Rich Text Pad formatting toolbar isn't working.
02:45 <nonlinear>  I believe the CSP must not be specified correctly.
02:46 <SinaCutie>  o/
02:48 <~khuxkm|lounge>  of course it isn't working, when ben (the cryptpad expert) is on vacation
02:49 <nonlinear>  It couldn't be any other way :)

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14:38 <TildeBot> How To Count Past Infinity - YouTube https://bhh.sh/2na
14:38 <+jan6> seen at some point of my existance
14:38 <TildeBot> I don't know who at is.
14:38 <+aewens> no u TildeBot 
14:38 <TildeBot> no u infinity aewens
14:38 <TildeBot> aewens: Wtf r u talkin bout.
14:39 <+jan6> tildebot doesn't now what existance is, after all
14:39 <TildeBot> jan6: , Quit your miserable existance at once!
14:39 <+jan6> lol

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12:37 <+aewens> Is it illegal to run a business virtually killing people to avoid lawsuits from overseas governments by breaking and entering into stranger's homes to use their computers to access a botnet to discretely communicate with your customers?
12:37 <+aewens> Maybe
12:38 <~ben> i'd go with a definite yes?
12:38 <+aewens> I think law officials would agree with you. In every country. Ever.
12:39 <%ubergeek> I think just the last part is a problem.

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22:43 <fosslinux>  the great tilde.team migration 2: was this to hetzner
22:43 <~khuxkm|lounge>  yeah'
22:43 <~khuxkm|lounge>  well to a dedi box at least
22:44 <~khuxkm|lounge>  the first one was to a VPS
22:44 <~tomasino>  ;) ben
22:44 <fosslinux>  from?
22:44 <~khuxkm|lounge>  idfk ask ben
22:44 <~tomasino>  before hetzner? ben ran tilde.team in his head
22:44 <fosslinux>  lol
22:44 <~tomasino>  he sketched it out on paper really fast
22:44 <fosslinux>  6gb -> 64 gb
22:44 <fosslinux>  ram
22:44 <~tomasino>  incredible stuff, but the headaches!
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge>  tomasino: no, he typed it into the computer
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge>  but yeah the headaches were probably terrible
22:45 <~tomasino>  it was just ben running netcat and typing back to everyone in real time
22:45 <fosslinux>  lol
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge>  so glad he got the VPS to lighten the load on himself
22:45 <~tomasino>  seriously
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge>  to this day, though, the real mission-critical processes are ran in his head
22:45 <~tomasino>  quote 99, eh?
22:45 <~tomasino>  how many quotes are me now?
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge>  don't tell him I told you

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22:28 <~tomasino> in reality, it was ben. He lured me into his van with candy and before I knew it I was scripting things in his little hole in the ground, putting the lotion on its skin, all of it

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13:11 <~ben> lol /var/www/html2
13:11 <~ben> why 2
13:11 <~khuxkm|lounge> because it's HTML 2.0
13:11 <~khuxkm|lounge> duh

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02:05 <stompy> when i lived in charlotte we had a speed limit sign in our front yard
02:05 <stompy> one night we got super drunk
02:06 <stompy> i got my roommate mike to balance on my shoulders and i walked him over with some white paint
02:06 <stompy> from then on it said
02:06 <stompy> PEE LIMIT
02:06 <stompy> 25

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16:44 <khuxkm|lounge> !admin down
16:44 <sotdbot> khuxkm|lounge: You can't tell me what to do!
16:44 <khuxkm|lounge> FUCK YOU BITCH I OWN YOU
16:44 <-- sotdbot (sotdbot@tilde.team) has quit (Connection closed)

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13:23:37          @cmccabe | hey ben
13:23:48              ~ben | how goes it
13:23:54              ~ben | happy december
13:24:09          @cmccabe | it goes
13:24:22          @cmccabe | but it is december and the snow i ordered still hasn't arrived
13:24:42              ~ben | you ordered snow? wtf
13:24:46              ~ben | i'm so glad we don't have any yet
13:25:04          @cmccabe | i love snow
13:25:13              ~ben | you should move to michigan then
13:25:26              ~ben | i've had enough for several lifetimes

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