~chat irc quote database

this is an irc quote database, in the style of bash.org, that aims to catalog moments on tilde.chat.


12:37 <+aewens> Is it illegal to run a business virtually killing people to avoid lawsuits from overseas governments by breaking and entering into stranger's homes to use their computers to access a botnet to discretely communicate with your customers?
12:37 <+aewens> Maybe
12:38 <~ben> i'd go with a definite yes?
12:38 <+aewens> I think law officials would agree with you. In every country. Ever.
12:39 <%ubergeek> I think just the last part is a problem.

101: score: 57 /


22:43 <fosslinux> the great tilde.team migration 2: was this to hetzner
22:43 <~khuxkm|lounge> yeah'
22:43 <~khuxkm|lounge> well to a dedi box at least
22:44 <~khuxkm|lounge> the first one was to a VPS
22:44 <~tomasino> ;) ben
22:44 <fosslinux> from?
22:44 <~khuxkm|lounge> idfk ask ben
22:44 <~tomasino> before hetzner? ben ran tilde.team in his head
22:44 <fosslinux> lol
22:44 <~tomasino> he sketched it out on paper really fast
22:44 <fosslinux> 6gb -> 64 gb
22:44 <fosslinux> ram
22:44 <~tomasino> incredible stuff, but the headaches!
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> tomasino: no, he typed it into the computer
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> but yeah the headaches were probably terrible
22:45 <~tomasino> it was just ben running netcat and typing back to everyone in real time
22:45 <fosslinux> lol
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> so glad he got the VPS to lighten the load on himself
22:45 <~tomasino> seriously
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> to this day, though, the real mission-critical processes are ran in his head
22:45 <~tomasino> quote 99, eh?
22:45 <~tomasino> how many quotes are me now?
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> don't tell him I told you

100: score: 3 /


22:28 <~tomasino> in reality, it was ben. He lured me into his van with candy and before I knew it I was scripting things in his little hole in the ground, putting the lotion on its skin, all of it

99: score: -27 /


13:11 <~ben> lol /var/www/html2
13:11 <~ben> why 2
13:11 <~khuxkm|lounge> because it's HTML 2.0
13:11 <~khuxkm|lounge> duh

98: score: 0 /


02:05 <stompy> when i lived in charlotte we had a speed limit sign in our front yard
02:05 <stompy> one night we got super drunk
02:06 <stompy> i got my roommate mike to balance on my shoulders and i walked him over with some white paint
02:06 <stompy> from then on it said
02:06 <stompy> PEE LIMIT
02:06 <stompy> 25

97: score: 52 /


16:44 <khuxkm|lounge> !admin down
16:44 <sotdbot> khuxkm|lounge: You can't tell me what to do!
16:44 <khuxkm|lounge> FUCK YOU BITCH I OWN YOU
16:44 <-- sotdbot (sotdbot@tilde.team) has quit (Connection closed)

96: score: -64 /


13:23:37 @cmccabe | hey ben
13:23:48     ~ben | how goes it
13:23:54     ~ben | happy december
13:24:09 @cmccabe | it goes
13:24:22 @cmccabe | but it is december and the snow i ordered still hasn't arrived
13:24:42     ~ben | you ordered snow? wtf
13:24:46     ~ben | i'm so glad we don't have any yet
13:25:04 @cmccabe | i love snow
13:25:13     ~ben | you should move to michigan then
13:25:26     ~ben | i've had enough for several lifetimes

95: score: -10 /


#meta: who the fuck waits until they're legal to drink?

94: score: 70 /


17:10:13   -- | You are now known as |
17:10:17   +| | welp
17:10:22 ~ben | lol
17:10:22   +| | I've done it now
17:10:25 ~ben | you're a madlad

93: score: 59 /


12:05 <~vilmibm> what does one do in animal crossing? i don't know anything about it
12:06 <desvox> vilmibm: you be cute, be gay, and do crimes

92: score: 20 /


12:07 <spacecadet> did yall know that animal crossing contains a real NES emulator?
12:07 <dozens> bad cart
12:08 <desvox> this isnt sonic 06 why it be like how it do
12:08 <aloosefruit> wait wat spacecadet
12:08 <dozens> wait wat spacecadet
12:08 <desvox> wait wat spacecadet
12:08 <fantoro> wait wat spacecadet
12:08 <aliasless> wait wat spacecadet

91: score: 40 /


cdmnky │ jeez, it's almost 10. i better go and take a shower                                                                                        
SinaCutie │ Good luck!                                                                                                                                 
* │ cdmnky grabs a screwdriver and a flashlight

90: score: 31 /


16:26 <brendantcc_lounge> -_-
16:27 <~ben> :x
17:25 <dokuja> :(
17:25 <aewens> :o
17:26 <~ben> :3
17:26 <aewens> :<
17:27 <~ben> :>
17:27 <dokuja> :S
17:31 <~ben> :Z
17:46 <ubergeek> /
17:47 <ubergeek> c-c-c-combo breaker!

89: score: -17 /


17:55 * aewens wiggles jan6's mouse to end suspend mode
17:55 <SinaCutie> (That's not a mouse)
17:56 <+aewens> (oh my)

88: score: 44 /


Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

87: score: 5 /