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13:11 <~ben> lol /var/www/html2 13:11 <~ben> why 2 13:11 <~khuxkm|lounge> because it's HTML 2.0 13:11 <~khuxkm|lounge> duh
02:05 <stompy> when i lived in charlotte we had a speed limit sign in our front yard 02:05 <stompy> one night we got super drunk 02:06 <stompy> i got my roommate mike to balance on my shoulders and i walked him over with some white paint 02:06 <stompy> from then on it said 02:06 <stompy> PEE LIMIT 02:06 <stompy> 25
16:44 <khuxkm|lounge> !admin down 16:44 <sotdbot> khuxkm|lounge: You can't tell me what to do! 16:44 <khuxkm|lounge> FUCK YOU BITCH I OWN YOU 16:44 <-- sotdbot (email@example.com) has quit (Connection closed)
13:23:37 @cmccabe | hey ben 13:23:48 ~ben | how goes it 13:23:54 ~ben | happy december 13:24:09 @cmccabe | it goes 13:24:22 @cmccabe | but it is december and the snow i ordered still hasn't arrived 13:24:42 ~ben | you ordered snow? wtf 13:24:46 ~ben | i'm so glad we don't have any yet 13:25:04 @cmccabe | i love snow 13:25:13 ~ben | you should move to michigan then 13:25:26 ~ben | i've had enough for several lifetimes
#meta: who the fuck waits until they're legal to drink?
17:10:13 -- | You are now known as | 17:10:17 +| | welp 17:10:22 ~ben | lol 17:10:22 +| | I've done it now 17:10:25 ~ben | you're a madlad
12:05 <~vilmibm> what does one do in animal crossing? i don't know anything about it 12:06 <desvox> vilmibm: you be cute, be gay, and do crimes
12:07 <spacecadet> did yall know that animal crossing contains a real NES emulator? 12:07 <dozens> bad cart 12:08 <desvox> this isnt sonic 06 why it be like how it do 12:08 <aloosefruit> wait wat spacecadet 12:08 <dozens> wait wat spacecadet 12:08 <desvox> wait wat spacecadet 12:08 <fantoro> wait wat spacecadet 12:08 <aliasless> wait wat spacecadet
cdmnky │ jeez, it's almost 10. i better go and take a shower SinaCutie │ Good luck! * │ cdmnky grabs a screwdriver and a flashlight
16:26 <brendantcc_lounge> -_- 16:27 <~ben> :x 17:25 <dokuja> :( 17:25 <aewens> :o 17:26 <~ben> :3 17:26 <aewens> :< 17:27 <~ben> :> 17:27 <dokuja> :S 17:31 <~ben> :Z 17:46 <ubergeek> / 17:47 <ubergeek> c-c-c-combo breaker!
17:55 * aewens wiggles jan6's mouse to end suspend mode 17:55 <SinaCutie> (That's not a mouse) 17:56 <+aewens> (oh my)
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
03:46 <murii> Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README.
15:41 <+aewens> Which I am currently trying to understand how the cloning software works since a customer is trying to use it to fit a square block into a round hole. 15:41 <tildebeast> if you put the customer on a lathe they'll fit after careful adjustment
[15:17] <dozens> slime chunks are generated from the world seed [15:18] <dozens> shoving stuff up your ass isn't gay lol [15:18] <dozens> that is where a dude's g-spot is