this is an irc quote database, in the style of bash.org, that aims to catalog moments on tilde.chat.
02:05 <fosslinux> rip wat happened to ben 02:05 <fosslinux> hes GONE 02:13 <~ahriman> vacation 02:13 <~ahriman> he went to the Kalahari Desert for Christmas 02:13 <~ahriman> said something about "kicking Les Stroud Survivorman's Ass" as he stormed out of chat with a rucksack and a machete 02:18 <fosslinux> lol 02:19 <fosslinux> rip khuxkm everything's down to you when *insert name of some idiot like me* runs nmap on ~team 02:24 <login> I thought nmap is disabled now 02:25 <login> is ping disabled? 02:40 <~khuxkm|lounge> login: it's a reference to the last time tilde.team had an outage 02:41 <~khuxkm|lounge> basically foss is saying that responsibility falls to me (though technically it also falls to cmc) should the fecal matter hit the wind proprelling device 02:43 <nonlinear> Who knows about pad.tildeverse.org? 02:44 <nonlinear> Specifically, the Rich Text Pad formatting toolbar isn't working. 02:45 <nonlinear> I believe the CSP must not be specified correctly. 02:46 <SinaCutie> o/ 02:48 <~khuxkm|lounge> of course it isn't working, when ben (the cryptpad expert) is on vacation 02:49 <nonlinear> It couldn't be any other way :)
14:38 <TildeBot> How To Count Past Infinity - YouTube https://bhh.sh/2na 14:38 <+jan6> seen at some point of my existance 14:38 <TildeBot> I don't know who at is. 14:38 <+aewens> no u TildeBot 14:38 <TildeBot> no u infinity aewens 14:38 <TildeBot> aewens: Wtf r u talkin bout. 14:39 <+jan6> tildebot doesn't now what existance is, after all 14:39 <TildeBot> jan6: , Quit your miserable existance at once! 14:39 <+jan6> lol
12:37 <+aewens> Is it illegal to run a business virtually killing people to avoid lawsuits from overseas governments by breaking and entering into stranger's homes to use their computers to access a botnet to discretely communicate with your customers? 12:37 <+aewens> Maybe 12:38 <~ben> i'd go with a definite yes? 12:38 <+aewens> I think law officials would agree with you. In every country. Ever. 12:39 <%ubergeek> I think just the last part is a problem.
22:43 <fosslinux> the great tilde.team migration 2: was this to hetzner 22:43 <~khuxkm|lounge> yeah' 22:43 <~khuxkm|lounge> well to a dedi box at least 22:44 <~khuxkm|lounge> the first one was to a VPS 22:44 <~tomasino> ;) ben 22:44 <fosslinux> from? 22:44 <~khuxkm|lounge> idfk ask ben 22:44 <~tomasino> before hetzner? ben ran tilde.team in his head 22:44 <fosslinux> lol 22:44 <~tomasino> he sketched it out on paper really fast 22:44 <fosslinux> 6gb -> 64 gb 22:44 <fosslinux> ram 22:44 <~tomasino> incredible stuff, but the headaches! 22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> tomasino: no, he typed it into the computer 22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> but yeah the headaches were probably terrible 22:45 <~tomasino> it was just ben running netcat and typing back to everyone in real time 22:45 <fosslinux> lol 22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> so glad he got the VPS to lighten the load on himself 22:45 <~tomasino> seriously 22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> to this day, though, the real mission-critical processes are ran in his head 22:45 <~tomasino> quote 99, eh? 22:45 <~tomasino> how many quotes are me now? 22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> don't tell him I told you
22:28 <~tomasino> in reality, it was ben. He lured me into his van with candy and before I knew it I was scripting things in his little hole in the ground, putting the lotion on its skin, all of it
13:11 <~ben> lol /var/www/html2 13:11 <~ben> why 2 13:11 <~khuxkm|lounge> because it's HTML 2.0 13:11 <~khuxkm|lounge> duh
02:05 <stompy> when i lived in charlotte we had a speed limit sign in our front yard 02:05 <stompy> one night we got super drunk 02:06 <stompy> i got my roommate mike to balance on my shoulders and i walked him over with some white paint 02:06 <stompy> from then on it said 02:06 <stompy> PEE LIMIT 02:06 <stompy> 25
16:44 <khuxkm|lounge> !admin down 16:44 <sotdbot> khuxkm|lounge: You can't tell me what to do! 16:44 <khuxkm|lounge> FUCK YOU BITCH I OWN YOU 16:44 <-- sotdbot (sotdbot@tilde.team) has quit (Connection closed)
13:23:37 @cmccabe | hey ben 13:23:48 ~ben | how goes it 13:23:54 ~ben | happy december 13:24:09 @cmccabe | it goes 13:24:22 @cmccabe | but it is december and the snow i ordered still hasn't arrived 13:24:42 ~ben | you ordered snow? wtf 13:24:46 ~ben | i'm so glad we don't have any yet 13:25:04 @cmccabe | i love snow 13:25:13 ~ben | you should move to michigan then 13:25:26 ~ben | i've had enough for several lifetimes
#meta: who the fuck waits until they're legal to drink?
17:10:13 -- | You are now known as | 17:10:17 +| | welp 17:10:22 ~ben | lol 17:10:22 +| | I've done it now 17:10:25 ~ben | you're a madlad
12:05 <~vilmibm> what does one do in animal crossing? i don't know anything about it 12:06 <desvox> vilmibm: you be cute, be gay, and do crimes
12:07 <spacecadet> did yall know that animal crossing contains a real NES emulator? 12:07 <dozens> bad cart 12:08 <desvox> this isnt sonic 06 why it be like how it do 12:08 <aloosefruit> wait wat spacecadet 12:08 <dozens> wait wat spacecadet 12:08 <desvox> wait wat spacecadet 12:08 <fantoro> wait wat spacecadet 12:08 <aliasless> wait wat spacecadet
cdmnky │ jeez, it's almost 10. i better go and take a shower SinaCutie │ Good luck! * │ cdmnky grabs a screwdriver and a flashlight
16:26 <brendantcc_lounge> -_- 16:27 <~ben> :x 17:25 <dokuja> :( 17:25 <aewens> :o 17:26 <~ben> :3 17:26 <aewens> :< 17:27 <~ben> :> 17:27 <dokuja> :S 17:31 <~ben> :Z 17:46 <ubergeek> / 17:47 <ubergeek> c-c-c-combo breaker!