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12:46 * jan6 stops pouring gasoline on the ~.team and attempts to put up an innocent smile while hiding the can behind his back 12:46 * virtual falls down stairs 12:47 * khuxkm|lounge looks at the can, jan6, then the can, then just sighs 12:48 <@khuxkm|lounge> can we have one say w/o someone trying to burn down ~team 12:48 * jan6 quietly puts a box of matches in khuxkm|lounges pocket 12:48 * khuxkm|lounge throws matches at jan6 12:48 <@khuxkm|lounge> if you want to burn it down, you gotta do it urself lol 12:49 * jan6 spontaneously combusts, igniting the nearby gasoline-covered ~.team
<~FreeAppSW> Hmmm
20:56 -!- Topic for #journal: The Intentional Journal of the Tildeverse - https://journal.tildeverse.org 20:56 -!- Topic set by khuxkm [] [Tue Jul 10 00:11:12 2018] 20:56 <@khuxkm> The Intentional Journal of the Tildeverse - https://journal.tildeverse.org | RMS is reviewing cmccabe's paper! w00t! 20:56 <@khuxkm> fuck 20:56 -!- khuxkm changed the topic of #journal to: The Intentional Journal of the Tildeverse - https://journal.tildeverse.org | RMS is reviewing cmccabe's paper! w00t! 20:57 <+ben> We're on the map
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[21:59] Ale32bit: please give me [21:59] Rph: $10 [21:59] Ale32bit: this is the last time i ask you for help [21:59] Ale32bit: fuck off rph [21:59] Rph: just an FYI, that function is barely 20 lines long [22:00] Rph: and I said $10 because I have to look in old code to dig it up
[22:11] Rph: lol lego [22:11] Rph: brb gonna build a real pinball machine [22:11] G Softwares: in electron [22:12] Rph: no [22:12] Rph: with a few arduinos [22:12] G Softwares: ah [22:12] G Softwares: k [22:12] G Softwares: and electron code
15:05 <+aewens> Denounce your discord gods and join the cult of irc 15:06 <+aewens> SSH in and explore the depths of shell with us 15:06 <eeeeeta> IRC ftw 15:07 <@ben> more like depths of (s)hell amirite
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> hmmmm 14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> what about a brand new chat service based on irc? 14:42 <+aewens> That's called slack 14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> no 14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> or wait
12:23 <@ben> TildeBot: where are you getting your information 12:23 <TildeBot> ben: Data is information, especially that stored in a computer program, and i am a human being. That should be obvious from my ability to learn.
2018-07-11 22:07:01 cdmnky I can see it right now, my mother walks in my room while doing system updates and asks "Are you hacking right now?" 2018-07-11 22:08:01 aewens cdmnky: This is exactly how my whole family reacted any time they say a terminal window on my computer. 2018-07-11 22:08:55 cdmnky aewens: my english teacher was a little suspicious at first of watching me take research notes in vim with markdown lol 2018-07-11 22:09:52 +jan6 https://quotes.tilde.chat/quote/26 2018-07-11 22:10:30 cdmnky now i'll forever be immortalized by that one quote lol 2018-07-11 22:10:50 @ben i think it's a good one 2018-07-11 22:10:58 aewens cdmnky: My teachers we less thrilled when they saw I'd loaded Omphcrack <?> onto one of the machines to pull the admin password off of it. 2018-07-11 22:11:46 @ben there was a challenge in undergrad to get a 000 permission file off the department server 2018-07-11 22:12:07 @ben one of my classmates put a keylogger on one of the lab computers and got a prof's password that way 2018-07-11 22:12:11 @ben didn't go over very well 2018-07-11 22:12:16 cdmnky oh boy 2018-07-11 22:12:34 +jan6 o boi indeed 2018-07-11 22:12:43 cdmnky what if I tricked someone into using suicide linux as their first distro 2018-07-11 22:12:46 @ben o boi 2018-07-11 22:12:59 aewens I did something similar to the lead tech teacher in my school using Chrome autofill and changing an <input type="password"> into a text field 2018-07-11 22:13:23 @ben that's pretty ez to do in the dev console lmao 2018-07-11 22:13:24 @ben nice 2018-07-11 22:13:46 aewens It took about a month until a freshman ratted me out. He then required I always be on the opposite side of the room when he types in his password 2018-07-11 22:14:03 @ben omfg 2018-07-11 22:14:06 @ben killin it 2018-07-11 22:14:36 @ben we had a couple macs for an ios class in the lab and i reset the root password on one of them for personal convenience 2018-07-11 22:14:37 cdmnky I just realized, I'll be a freshman again. Let's hope I won't be as awkward as I was four years ago 2018-07-11 22:14:49 @ben in college it matters a lot less 2018-07-11 22:15:00 aewens My favorite trick was when I got Google.com banned from the whole school district and all learning stopped for a week since nobody knew how to browse the web without google 2018-07-11 22:15:14 +jan6 lmao 2018-07-11 22:15:30 cdmnky remember when kde had that arbitrary code execution bug with flash drive labels? 2018-07-11 22:15:37 +jan6 ... 2018-07-11 22:15:39 cdmnky that was pretty good 2018-07-11 22:15:55 @ben aewens: how the heck did you do that 2018-07-11 22:16:03 +jan6 that must be pretty OP 2018-07-11 22:16:18 +jan6 also yes, how'd you get google.com banned? 2018-07-11 22:16:27 aewens So, the school had a firewall that blocked sites like wikipedia and youtube. 2018-07-11 22:16:29 +jan6 and did you put it on your resume? 2018-07-11 22:16:34 @ben block wikipedia!? 2018-07-11 22:16:56 aewens So I got around this using google translate, which acks as a domain proxy 2018-07-11 22:17:03 cdmnky *cough* duckduckgo *cough* 2018-07-11 22:17:12 @ben oh yeah google translate is a solid domain proxy 2018-07-11 22:17:15 aewens Someone saw me doing this and reported it to a teacher. 2018-07-11 22:17:27 @ben omf 2018-07-11 22:17:27 aewens So the answer: block google.com 2018-07-11 22:17:31 @ben i like it 2018-07-11 22:17:32 +jan6 heh 2018-07-11 22:18:01 aewens The next best thing was when I found out they put in the domains with http://, so if you put in https:// for any site it wasn't blocked. 2018-07-11 22:18:13 +jan6 heh 2018-07-11 22:18:14 @ben oh yeah that was good 2018-07-11 22:18:15 aewens So they then blocked ALL https sites 2018-07-11 22:18:17 +jan6 1337 hax 2018-07-11 22:18:24 @ben nooooo that's Bad 2018-07-11 22:18:30 aewens I know right? 2018-07-11 22:18:34 +jan6 block all https:// problem solved 2018-07-11 22:18:48 @ben no ssl aaaaaaand done 2018-07-11 22:18:51 aewens Yeah, the school techs were not a fan of my work. 2018-07-11 22:19:00 @ben :D 2018-07-11 22:19:07 +jan6 well, you better put that on your resume or something 2018-07-11 22:19:25 aewens Also, if you are ever on a shared network, check out what people put in the public directories. 2018-07-11 22:19:40 +jan6 "managed to block google.com in school, steal passwords, block all of https" 2018-07-11 22:19:57 cdmnky https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/linux/its-2018-and-you-can-still-p0wn-your-linux-box-by-plugging-in-a-usb-stick/ 2018-07-11 22:20:07 +jan6 pff, what? 2018-07-11 22:20:13 @ben wew 2018-07-11 22:20:22 cdmnky it's a bit dated, already patched 2018-07-11 22:20:56 aewens They also kept an excel spreadsheet of every student's name, address, phone number, and social security number on the public directory 2018-07-11 22:21:10 +jan6 heh 2018-07-11 22:21:15 +jan6 dumbos 2018-07-11 22:21:16 @ben no fricken way 2018-07-11 22:21:32 aewens So I copied that, and it was really fun when they made every login be your first_last name and the password be your ssn. 2018-07-11 22:21:40 cdmnky aewens: It's stuff like that that makes me wish there was a law that allowed students to request a privacy audit 2018-07-11 22:21:51 +jan6 ^ 2018-07-11 22:22:05 @ben srsly 2018-07-11 22:22:14 aewens So I wrote a python script that logged in as every user and send a spam email to all the teachers. 2018-07-11 22:22:19 +jan6 heh 2018-07-11 22:22:27 +jan6 I bet they KNEW it was you instantly 2018-07-11 22:22:29 @ben fkyea 2018-07-11 22:22:48 cdmnky aewens: you should go into cyber security lol 2018-07-11 22:22:59 aewens Nah, I did it from a friend's house, so it wouldn't come back to me 2018-07-11 22:23:03 +jan6 what you should have done was DDOS the school's own servers, lol 2018-07-11 22:23:18 aewens Well, I almost did, but I died laughing when I saw it. 2018-07-11 22:23:29 aewens It sat in a classroom on a file cabinet. 2018-07-11 22:23:45 aewens It had a keyboard and mouse with it, and was running Windows 7. 2018-07-11 22:23:49 +jan6 and yeah, if you ever apply at a security position, you'll have pretty good experience to show, lol 2018-07-11 22:24:03 cdmnky you know what the worst part is for my school? ALL districts in the county used the same server for everything but student accounts 2018-07-11 22:24:12 +jan6 ... 2018-07-11 22:24:14 cdmnky it was slow af 2018-07-11 22:24:16 aewens They couldn't keep it from following asleep and shutting down the server, so they put a tape dispenser on the space key to keep it awake 2018-07-11 22:24:33 +jan6 lmao 2018-07-11 22:25:38 aewens Another fun story was I was looking at the grading system's login prompt, they encrypted the passwords to the server using an MD5 implementation in javascript. 2018-07-11 22:26:02 +jan6 sooo 2018-07-11 22:26:27 aewens I was looking to see if I could exploit that in some way, and one of the freshman were telling the web server teacher about this. 2018-07-11 22:26:36 aewens Here's the problem: they didn't say who was doing this 2018-07-11 22:26:42 +jan6 good lad 2018-07-11 22:27:02 +jan6 good way to cause panic 2018-07-11 22:27:08 aewens So they called me to their office to ask me to write a new grading system software for them since the current one was being hacked by a student 2018-07-11 22:27:19 cdmnky oh nooo 2018-07-11 22:27:21 +jan6 XD 2018-07-11 22:27:26 +jan6 did you do it? 2018-07-11 22:28:07 aewens Well, they decided to first have me re-do the school's home page while they talk to the higher ups to approve me working on a new system 2018-07-11 22:28:42 aewens I told them I didn't have time for that, so they invented a class for just me so I could work on it on school time and get an auto A from that block hour 2018-07-11 22:28:54 @ben omf that's awesome 2018-07-11 22:29:07 aewens So I finished the website in one week, then watched game of thrones for the rest of the semester in that class. 2018-07-11 22:29:08 +jan6 heh 2018-07-11 22:29:19 +jan6 that's legit amazing 2018-07-11 22:30:16 aewens Do you guys remember jailbreaking iDevices? 2018-07-11 22:30:26 cdmnky yeah 2018-07-11 22:30:50 +jan6 jailbreaking didn't go anywhere? 2018-07-11 22:30:59 aewens Another thing I did in school was I made a side business of jailbreaking devices for $20 from those who wanted it done. 2018-07-11 22:32:18 cdmnky My school last year started blocking sites on the free guest wifi, so I taught people how to use a VPN and the admins were pissed. No one know I did it though... 2018-07-11 22:33:00 cdmnky I never noticed it tho 'cause I always use VPNs on open networks 2018-07-11 22:33:14 aewens Something fun to do at parties: Test to see if they changed the default user/password on their routers. 2018-07-11 22:33:26 +jan6 ^ 2018-07-11 22:33:33 cdmnky o shit, i gotta do that 018-07-11 22:34:18 cdmnky my mother always hates me messing with dns settings because she thinks that messing with router settings is illegal 2018-07-11 22:34:19 aewens Almost no one changes the factory credentials. I logged in and would just randomly blacklist people from the Internet. 2018-07-11 22:34:35 cdmnky same thing with adblock and custom built computers 2018-07-11 22:35:00 aewens I'd turn it back after a moment, but it's funny watching your tech friends freak out when you hijack their own network 2018-07-11 22:35:58 @ben lmao 2018-07-11 22:36:01 +jan6 lel 2018-07-11 22:36:13 +jan6 "tech" friends 2018-07-11 22:36:24 @ben don't sound like very tech friends 2018-07-11 22:36:28 +jan6 ^ 2018-07-11 22:36:44 aewens They were mainly people who liked computers and liked to tag along in my shenanigans 2018-07-11 22:37:18 +jan6 tell me moar of yar she-nani-cans 2018-07-11 22:38:07 aewens Oh, let's see. The public directory on the school network was always a source of fun. 2018-07-11 22:38:22 +jan6 why was it public anyway? 2018-07-11 22:38:31 @ben good question 2018-07-11 22:38:41 aewens We were never assigned computers since we were all given a folder on the network to put our stuff into. 2018-07-11 22:38:54 +jan6 of course 2018-07-11 22:39:08 @ben oh same 2018-07-11 22:39:10 +jan6 network folders = way better than personal computers 2018-07-11 22:39:13 aewens It was a network drive. When you logged in you were automatically mapped to X:\<whatever>\aewens 2018-07-11 22:39:18 @ben but you shouldn't have access to anything but your own share 2018-07-11 22:39:27 +jan6 ^in theory 2018-07-11 22:39:31 aewens ben: You'd think that, wouldn't you? 2018-07-11 22:40:04 aewens So, they went with "security through obsfuscation". They hoped no one would look where that folder actually mapped to on the X:\ drive. 2018-07-11 22:40:18 +jan6 lol 2018-07-11 22:40:19 @ben lmao 2018-07-11 22:40:20 @ben nice 2018-07-11 22:40:26 aewens I took a look one day and saw I could go into any user's folder. 2018-07-11 22:40:45 +jan6 any users folder? 2018-07-11 22:41:16 aewens So I would go into people's folders and write some text files to make an adhoc PM service. 2018-07-11 22:41:25 +jan6 heh 2018-07-11 22:41:27 +jan6 nice 2018-07-11 22:41:48 aewens And if a bully annoyed me that day, I'd go into their folder, create 100 folders that contain 5 layers deep of folders. 2018-07-11 22:42:03 +jan6 nobody ever dared to annoy you ever again 2018-07-11 22:42:04 aewens One directory held their classwork, let the games begin 2018-07-11 22:42:10 @ben omf 2018-07-11 22:42:16 @ben directory roulette 2018-07-11 22:42:23 cdmnky did you ever do that thing where you shut down the entire network with a two line batch file? 2018-07-11 22:42:28 @ben you'd just have to look at the sizes 2018-07-11 22:42:30 @ben but yeah 2018-07-11 22:42:33 +jan6 you sure were the god of the tech 2018-07-11 22:42:43 +jan6 nah, cdmnky, how'd you do that? 2018-07-11 22:42:50 aewens You think the average student knows how to lookup the size of a folder? xD 2018-07-11 22:43:30 aewens Anyways, it was also fun that the teachers used the same directory. 2018-07-11 22:43:59 aewens I'd every now and then check to see what they had planned, see if they kept any answer sheets there, etc 2018-07-11 22:44:17 +jan6 you sure had lots of fun 2018-07-11 22:44:42 aewens I got done with classwork fairly quickly, so I had a lot of free time. 2018-07-11 22:45:26 @ben and of course, they did 2018-07-11 22:46:10 aewens There was one day I came in early and wrote a batch script that was a fork bomb and replaced Chrome with it on all the machines. 2018-07-11 22:46:17 +jan6 lmao 2018-07-11 22:46:21 @ben omf no 2018-07-11 22:46:30 @ben that's just griefing for griefing's sake 2018-07-11 22:46:31 +jan6 how much did you charge for the "repair" ? 2018-07-11 22:47:02 aewens I didn't they just decided to make a free-hour while they send the school techs in to fix it. 2018-07-11 22:47:39 @ben oof 2018-07-11 22:47:49 aewens The trick is that most teachers didn't know this was all me, and thought this was all from various different students. 2018-07-11 22:48:04 cdmnky this calls for an aewens appreciation thread 2018-07-11 22:48:05 aewens So I tended to get away with most of this since I was not a suspect. 2018-07-11 22:48:45 aewens My friend would take credit for the stuff I did, so I let him so that I was not the one under a watchful eye 2018-07-11 22:50:16 aewens These days I've moved over to hardware gizmos. Did you know if you modify an esp8266, you can create a wifi deauther? 2018-07-11 22:51:04 aewens It can fit in an altoid's can and you can walk into any place with wifi and drop all users off that network on command. 2018-07-11 22:51:25 @khuxkm i swear 2018-07-11 22:51:35 @khuxkm when this channel is active it's really active 2018-07-11 22:51:43 @khuxkm but when it isn't it's pretty much dead 2018-07-11 22:51:57 aewens Isn't that how all social gatherings tend to be? -topic change- 2018-07-11 22:57:08 aewens What's everyone else up to? 2018-07-11 22:57:11 cdmnky I've been sshing in from my laptop, if I copy the keypair to my desktop, will I still be able to ssh in? 2018-07-11 22:57:48 aewens cdmnky: The pair in keypair is important 2018-07-11 22:58:07 @ben cdmnky: yes 2018-07-11 23:07:56 aewens I keep mine stored in a jump server that's powered off until I send an API call to power it on. It's got lots of other security, but I prefer it to be offline to prevent brute force stuff. 2018-07-11 23:08:37 aewens I keep a script on all my devices that can access it's API. 2018-07-11 23:11:21 @ben the key fingerprint or the entire key? 2018-07-11 23:11:25 +jan6 how's the API working if it's offline? 2018-07-11 23:11:29 +jan6 that means it's not offline 2018-07-11 23:11:35 aewens Either, both 2018-07-11 23:12:01 aewens jan6, it's a digital ocean droplet, so I use their API to bring the server online. 2018-07-11 23:12:51 aewens If you wanted to do this with actual hardware and not a DO droplet, you'd get a server with an IPMI chip and use it to power on the machine. 2018-07-11 23:12:52 @ben derp 2018-07-11 23:12:57 @ben right 2018-07-11 23:13:34 aewens That's how my customers remotely power on/off all the nodes in their HPC systems. 2018-07-11 23:13:46 aewens IPMI is a weird but really awesome thing. 2018-07-11 23:13:50 @ben oh nice - ending topic change - 2018-07-11 23:13:56 @ben aewens: what state are you in again? 2018-07-11 23:14:08 aewens I'm in MO 2018-07-11 23:14:52 @ben aka misery 2018-07-11 23:14:59 @ben amirite 2018-07-11 23:15:00 aewens And you're in MI, right? 2018-07-11 23:15:24 aewens Yes, misery, at least that's how the senator says it 2018-07-11 23:15:36 @ben yup 2018-07-11 23:15:41 @ben mizurruh 2018-07-11 23:15:53 @ben that's an alternate pronunciation right 2018-07-11 23:16:04 aewens Yes, a popular one here too
17:48 <+aewens> I think I might keep confetti in my pockets to toss in the air to difuse the situation so I can run away 17:48 <@ben> lol being seen and being approached to talk about your man bun are very different things 17:50 <+aewens> In reality, I just try to think of the weirdest way I can respond to convince them they shouldn't try to continue this conversation. 17:51 <+aewens> "Oh hey, a fellow man bun" "Ah yes, I too wrap up my head noodles for the pastafarian lord"
23:22:00 +jan6 | I exist 23:22:06 @ben | not sure why you'd need to
22:07:01 <cdmnky> I can see it right now, my mother walks in my room while doing system updates and asks "Are you hacking right now?"
20:56 <mushmouth> i also ended up getting 4 games for switch. well 3 but the 4th one i'm getting at cottage because they didn't have it at the store 20:57 <mushmouth> i'm getting doom for switch 20:57 <mushmouth> as my last game 20:57 <@ben> doom on a switch lol 20:57 <@ben> i don't have one either 20:57 <mushmouth> ben: it is actually on switch and m rated 20:57 <@ben> wewlad 20:58 <mushmouth> rock hard m rated 20:58 <mushmouth> i only get hard when a game is m rated 20:59 <@ben> lol wot
16:49 <@ben> iirc it's an eggdrop 16:50 <mushmouth> it is eggdrop but i'm not sure which script he has for it 16:50 <aewens> Now I want eggdrop soup. 16:51 <mushmouth> i want aewens soup 16:51 <aewens> I don't think you do. 16:51 <@virtual> mushmouth '^' 16:51 <@ben> omf what 16:51 <@ben> owo 16:52 * sebboh swoops in and drops a ' in the statement 16:52 <@ben> ''''' 16:53 * aewens takes a long step backwards away from mushmouth. 16:53 <mushmouth> :P 16:53 <mushmouth> ~~~~~~~~~~~ 16:53 <aewens> It's not me, it's you :P 16:53 <sebboh> aewens' soup. See? Perfectly normal, if a bit thievy. 16:53 <@ben> "a bit thievy"