01:18 <npa> a moose once bit my sister
01:19 <~ahriman> what the hell did she do to the moose
01:19 <npa> No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"
01:20 <~ahriman> oh dear
02:05 <~ahriman> fosslinux: plz console me with tales of how the Knights of Parametric Polymorphism saved the kingdom of Software Engineeria from the evil Anti-Pattern Imperial Army
02:05 <~ahriman> npa: you too
02:05 <npa> generics are sweet
02:05 <~ahriman> oh
02:05 <npa> just imagine it's copying and pasting the code but with different types
02:06 <~ahriman> nifty, but it doesn't sound like an epic folktale
02:07 <npa> the knights performed ritualistic mitosis, generating swathes of different legion calvaries
02:07 <~ahriman> oooooooo
02:08 <npa> all forming alliance to fight against skelington, the singleton anti-pattern
02:08 <~ahriman> i hate him! he's so mean
02:09 <npa> skelington's power of always having a single instance around meant traditional weapons were useless
02:09 <~ahriman> oh no!!!
02:09 <npa> it was up to the mighty end-of-program destructor to fire to quench this evil beast
02:09 <~ahriman> get 'em
02:09 <npa> 360-no scope
02:10 <~ahriman> haha
flook: hm.
flook: i'm bored.
ben: o/
flook: ello
alex11: hi bored i'm alex
~ben: i'm ben
bkembo: i'm bkembo
flook: i can't believe those jokes are still used today
flook: and people still find them funny...
22:51 <slipyx> ;eval True
22:51 <dustbot> > True
22:51 <slipyx> began writing this when i thought evaluating python and erotic novel quotes were all a bot was need for
22:52 <slipyx> wasnt expecting to evolve it
21:19 <kumquat> I feel like there's got to be a crazy rich person somewhere who would be willing to let someone just lounge around and do nothing
21:19 <kumquat> and get paid for it
21:22 <cren> kumquat, is mspe rich? he might be able to pay you to do nothing all day
21:23 <kumquat> unfortunately not
21:23 <kumquat> I keep telling him to make a dumb game app that makes us billions but he's more concentrated on things that will actually be USEFUL
21:23 <kumquat> SIGH
21:23 <cren> what an awful husband
21:24 <kumquat> agreed
21:24 <@cmccabe> mspe: is secretly rich. he is waiting for the day when kumquat has proven herself so he can reveal the full splendor of his wealth
21:25 <kumquat> if I haven't already proven myself with all the awesome stuff I've already done for him, I guess I'll never find out
21:25 <kumquat> :P
21:25 <@cmccabe> he's waiting for one more perfect sour dough batch (but sshh, i didn't tell you)
21:25 <kumquat> LOL
21:25 <kumquat> well he may be waiting a while
21:26 <kumquat> I don't know if my sourdough pizza dough turned out right
21:26 <blitzkraft> who would've thunk, sour dough brings the dough
21:26 <mspe> only then shall I reveal an old hard drive with a 1,000 BTC wallet
21:26 <blitzkraft> woah.
21:26 <kumquat> lol
More adventures in #tea:
kiedtl> \coffee
* barista passes kiedtl a short lukewarm hazelnut cappuccino with 1 shot of espresso!
kiedtl> fuck. wrong channel
* kiedtl has kicked kiedtl from #tea (your presence in this community is no longer desirable)
02:52 <tunas> BORN TO CHAT
02:52 <tunas> IRC MODES ARE A FUCK
02:52 <tunas> G:Line Em All 1989
02:52 <june> :D
02:52 <tunas> I am ban man
02:52 <tunas> 410757864530 (IR)Cops
02:53 <tunas> dead (ir)cops*
22:36:14 brendantcc │ tomasino: YR NOT MAH DAD!! REE
22:36:27 +tomasino │ but what if I WAS your dad?
22:36:30 +tomasino │ how weird would that be?
22:36:33 brendantcc │ very
22:36:38 brendantcc │ very fuckin' weird
22:36:41 brendantcc │ non-dad
22:36:55 +tomasino │ :)
21:58 <bhh> i would like to try to be in bed before midnight
21:58 <bhh> but we'll see what happens
21:58 <bhh> anyone have any string quartet recommendations
21:58 <bhh> i've already listened to borodin no2 three times today
07:42:13 arne | i have set tabbed to open new tabs at
| position 1
07:42:16 arne | not relative
07:42:31 ~ben | in what?
07:42:35 arne | tabbed
07:42:41 tomasino | in life
07:42:45 tomasino | all his life tabs open in position 1
07:42:48 ~ben | tabbed what
07:42:49 tomasino | ;)
07:43:14 arne | tabbed, the suckless utility to run
| multiple X programs in a tabbed interface
07:43:29 ~ben | ohhhh it's the name of a program
07:43:33 arne | lol