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<~deepend> NormalHuman555 hasn't been online in a long time.. killed it off.. but got bored so hes back lol
<NormalHuman555> deepend: Awww geez, i'm using up the time left to think that i haven't had the strangest dream... I dreamed i killed you again.

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23:19:10 tomasino | i'm back home
23:19:12 tomasino | pants are gone
23:19:18 tomasino | ready for some me time
23:19:23 tomasino | i'm thinking shadow tactics 

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Meanwhile, in the fallback channel on freenode
01:28 <fosslinux>  uh
01:28 <fosslinux>  the topic is spelt wrong
01:28 <fosslinux>  nitpick
01:28 <fosslinux>  whats the other one
01:28 <@khuxkm>  no it's not
01:28 <brendantcc>  khuxkm, buddy, are you okay?
01:28 <@khuxkm>  oh wait fuck it is holy shit
01:28 <fosslinux>  goup
01:28  The topic is:  https://tilde.team linux user goup
01:28 Topic set by * @benharri on 28 March 2018, 11:25:46
01:28 <fosslinux>  lmao
01:28 <@khuxkm>  blame ben
01:29 <fosslinux>  ok
01:29 <fosslinux>  #blameben
01:29 <brendantcc>  lmao
01:29 <@khuxkm>  it's his fault
01:29 * @khuxkm has changed the topic to:  https://tilde.team linux user group | "https://tilde.team linux user goup" ~ ben's topic, 2k18-2k19

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00:43 <@ben> only real homegrown tildes here
00:44 <jan6> heh
00:44 <esc> yes @ben ? only pure organic, farm to table tildes? heh.
00:44 <jan6> nope
00:44 <doug> tilths
00:45 <@ben> yes farm to table
00:45 <jan6> I provide rivalling chemically "enchanced" tildes at a fraction of the cost, with a long disclaimer
00:45 <@ben> sounds like a good deal 

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meanwhile in #meta:
<brendo> you can bet your ass that if I could set a custom tone, it'd be the Mii channel music
<brendo> or a custom variant of the Aussie ringback tone: AAA- AAA-
<palm93> Screaming?
<palm93> Makes sense. I'd scream if I was in Australia too

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19:14 <spideria> anyway I guess the next grown up thing to do is learn to drive
19:14 <june> whoa
19:15 <june> spideria is becoming a boomer
19:15 <hackintech> lol
19:15 <spideria> maybe have a kid
19:15 <spideria> who knows
19:15 <hackintech> no you don't want that
19:15 <spideria> yeah probably not
19:15 <spideria> idk I like other people's kids
19:15 <spideria> hopefully my brother will have one soon
19:16 <spideria> he and I had a nice game of age of empires 2 the other day
19:17 <alex11> give birth to a car
19:17 <hackintech> there you go
19:17 <hackintech> big brain

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<khuxkm> can you guys stop talking, I'm trying to copy the news link >:(

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19:13:26 <~lickthecheese> ,hug
19:13:26 <~BitBot> [Ducks] lickthecheese befriended a duck in 26578.67 seconds! You've befriended 25 ducks in #chaos!
19:13:31 <~lickthecheese> noice

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14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> hmmmm
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> what about a brand new chat service based on irc?
14:42 <+aewens> That's called slack
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> no
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> or wait

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20:47 < kylie> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< KYLIE!
20:47 < anton> ,consume
20:47 < alex11> ,kidnap
20:47 < anton> ,yeet
20:47  * biglysmalls points at alex11 accusingly

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[00:57:36] <npa> it sounds loose in atlanta jesus christ

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<b>html sucks</b>

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10:33:36 <darcy> Right now I'm the smol tiddy goth gf
10:33:42 <darcy> I wanna be the big tiddy goth gf

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02:32 <dacav> what's up?
02:32 <bdeshi> the ceiling at the moment
02:32 <dacav> ah, me too
02:33 <dacav> Is it one of those fake-ceiling that you can open up and lay out wires?
02:33 <bdeshi> nope it's declared as const
02:37 <dacav> Mine too, but it's made of const pointers to non-const items, so you can still change it's components
02:38 <bdeshi> well my ceiling has everything as private objects
02:38 <bdeshi> some debugging tools are required to inspect or modify them
02:39 <june> I don't have the debug symbols for my ceilings :(
02:41 <ensa> in attempting to recompile my ceiling, i realized that the dev headers package hasn't been updated in years

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