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02:44 * ahriman hides
02:44 * ahriman twerks
02:44 * npa searches
02:44 * npa regrets searching

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<~xfnw> spider bot spider bot, does whatever a spider can
<~cano> spider dick

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<script>alert("did this fail");</script>

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<thefunkyspaw> shreyas: The world makes a lot more sense when you realize most people want to slack off

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18:46 <june> W3C is the old man screams at cloud of the web

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16:30 <~ben> tildeverse hug of love
16:30 <dozens> \o/ <3
16:30 * tomasino tilde's the crap out of dozens
16:31 * dozens craps the tilde out of tomasino
16:31 <+tomasino> oof

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ben: no u

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<Tomasino> ,hug
<BitBot> [Ducks] tomasino befriended a duck in 37279.42 seconds! You've befriended 14 ducks in #meta!
<~ahriman> holy shit tomasino

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14:22 <lickthecheese> killall -u root -9
14:22 <lickthecheese> thats how i exit vim

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<ben> bug deepend to set it up
<deepend> whos deepend. :P 
<ben> that deepends
<ben> who's askin'

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<tomasino> yay gopher!
<ahriman> yay
<tomasino> yay australia!
<ahriman> koalas n shit!
 * cat cracks a tinnie

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02:05 <stompy> when i lived in charlotte we had a speed limit sign in our front yard
02:05 <stompy> one night we got super drunk
02:06 <stompy> i got my roommate mike to balance on my shoulders and i walked him over with some white paint
02:06 <stompy> from then on it said
02:06 <stompy> PEE LIMIT
02:06 <stompy> 25

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21:49:07 @ben    | fuck me
21:49:09 @khuxkm | yes ben   

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meanwhile in #meta:
<brendo> you can bet your ass that if I could set a custom tone, it'd be the Mii channel music
<brendo> or a custom variant of the Aussie ringback tone: AAA- AAA-
<palm93> Screaming?
<palm93> Makes sense. I'd scream if I was in Australia too

256: score: 29 ↑/↓

13:09:26   vld | I'm so tired yet I don't sleep
13:09:32   vld | why I'm like this?
13:26:32   --> | kuriz has joined #meta
13:27:17 kuriz | strange are the things power outages can do to a man
13:27:27 kuriz | i actually read a book
13:27:30 kuriz | have i gone mad?

76: score: 29 ↑/↓