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<b>html sucks</b>

12: score: 79 /


<june> you think you can just copy files between computers? do you think we're in some kind of high-tech space future??
<june> copying files between computers is realistically at least another 10 years out for sure

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02:05 <stompy> when i lived in charlotte we had a speed limit sign in our front yard
02:05 <stompy> one night we got super drunk
02:06 <stompy> i got my roommate mike to balance on my shoulders and i walked him over with some white paint
02:06 <stompy> from then on it said
02:06 <stompy> PEE LIMIT
02:06 <stompy> 25

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03:01 <~ben> which shouldn't be surprising though, cause i hadn't even heard of comptuercrfa
03:01 <~ben> jfc
03:01 <~ben> i was doing so well until i got to that last word
03:01 <~ben> computercraft

50: score: 78 /


20:56 -!- Topic for #journal: The Intentional Journal of the Tildeverse - https://journal.tildeverse.org
20:56 -!- Topic set by khuxkm [] [Tue Jul 10 00:11:12 2018]
20:56 <@khuxkm> The Intentional Journal of the Tildeverse - https://journal.tildeverse.org | RMS is reviewing cmccabe's paper! w00t!
20:56 <@khuxkm> fuck
20:56 -!- khuxkm changed the topic of #journal to: The Intentional Journal of the Tildeverse - https://journal.tildeverse.org | RMS is reviewing cmccabe's paper! w00t!
20:57 <+ben> We're on the map

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<X> I’ve created a writing software to rival Microsoft.
<X> It’s their Word against mine.

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10:33:36 <darcy> Right now I'm the smol tiddy goth gf
10:33:42 <darcy> I wanna be the big tiddy goth gf

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17:46 <jan6> protip: just don't use python ;P
17:46 <zyeri> or, better pro-tip: use more python
17:46 <kirch> no switch...case in python ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

150: score: 77 /


23:19:10 tomasino | i'm back home
23:19:12 tomasino | pants are gone
23:19:18 tomasino | ready for some me time
23:19:23 tomasino | i'm thinking shadow tactics 

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23:23 < novaburst> oh my blog is no longer under tilde.team/~$(whoami)/blog by the way
23:23 < novaburst> it's on envs.net/~$(whoami)
23:23 < june> why would your blog be at tilde.team/~june/blog
23:23 < novaburst> because bashblog says so?
23:24 < june> why would it be under my user name
23:24 < novaburst> I don't use bashblog so *shrug*
23:24 < june> you're the one telling me it's at $(whoami)
23:24 < june> which is june
23:24 < novaburst> lol
23:24 < novaburst> substitute that command with my username
23:25 < june> but it expands to my username
23:25 < novaburst> plot twist

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20:49 <~ben> beer time
20:52 <@cmccabe> s/beer/bed/
20:52 <sedbot> <cmccabe> bedscream float?
20:52 <@cmccabe> or not

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<tomasino> yay gopher!
<ahriman> yay
<tomasino> yay australia!
<ahriman> koalas n shit!
 * cat cracks a tinnie

131: score: 73 /


In #tea:

alex11> i bet #coffee is full of miserable bastards
alex11> they are genetically inferior
spider> \coffee alex11
* barista hands alex11 a tall boiling hot white chocolate macchiato with 2 shots of e‌spresso!
alex11> I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED
spider> :P
* kiedtl has kicked spider from #tea (uh no no no no, we don't do that here)

254: score: 70 /


12:07 <spacecadet> did yall know that animal crossing contains a real NES emulator?
12:07 <dozens> bad cart
12:08 <desvox> this isnt sonic 06 why it be like how it do
12:08 <aloosefruit> wait wat spacecadet
12:08 <dozens> wait wat spacecadet
12:08 <desvox> wait wat spacecadet
12:08 <fantoro> wait wat spacecadet
12:08 <aliasless> wait wat spacecadet

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[10:39:22] <GomJabbar> abcnews.go.com/ThisWeek/white-house-defends-tariffs-brazil-despite-trade-surplus/story?id=123707996 the complete idiocy of this policy
[10:40:48] <jeebz> lol
[10:41:14] <GomJabbar> https://abcnews.go.com/ThisWeek/white-house-defends-tariffs-brazil-despite-trade-surplus/story?id=123707996
[10:41:16] <+sports> White House defends tariffs on Brazil despite trade surplus - ABC News
[10:42:46] <GomJabbar> https://abcnews.go.com/US/california-farm-worker-dies-injuries-sustained-ice-raid/story?id=123690867 <<=-- orange hitler's goons murder yet another person
[10:42:48] <+sports> California farmworker dies after 30-foot fall during ICE raid: Report - ABC News
[10:44:34] <Nelluk> hmm i dont think that would be considered murder by any legal definition
[10:48:43] <GomJabbar> of course we got the local nazi defender here
[10:48:58] <GomJabbar> if those goons hadn't been there on that farm that guy would be alive
[10:49:13] <Nelluk> super rhetoric. im sure it will be very convincing for swing voters
[10:49:25] <GomJabbar> any swing voters in here?
[10:49:28] <GomJabbar> oh i bet you are
[10:49:33] * GomJabbar *rolls eyes*
[10:49:40] <GomJabbar> well i guess you can just go on voting for him
[10:50:10] <Nelluk> if dems adopt this kind of attitude in 2026/2028 they are going to get even more wiped out
[10:50:20] <Nelluk> "oh, you don't think that was murder? you must be a NAZI DEFENDER"
[10:50:24] <GomJabbar> that doesnt make the murder of innocents any less palatable
[10:50:36] <GomJabbar> ding ding ding!
* Retrieving ##politicalfun modes...
[10:50:50] * GomJabbar changes topic to 'Nelluk defends ice deaths'
[10:51:17] <Nelluk> you're truly retarded if you can't distinguish between "ICE is bad" and "that circumstance wasn't murder"
[10:51:34] <GomJabbar> you're an idiot if you defend ICE brownshirts in any way
[10:52:00] <Nelluk> im being factual. ICE is bad. i strongly dislike them. i dont think its useful to label things are murder when they aren't murder.
[10:52:09] <GomJabbar> good then dont fucking defend them
[10:52:16] <Nelluk> i havent defended them
[10:52:22] <GomJabbar> you are literally defending them
[10:52:28] <GomJabbar> this entire moronic conversation you started
[10:52:31] <GomJabbar> you have been defending them
[10:52:42] <Nelluk> saying that you are grossly exaggerating things is a comment about you, not a defense of ICE
[10:52:47] <GomJabbar> yes it is
[10:53:05] <GomJabbar> and if you dont see that you're even more of a douchebag that the last righty we booted out of this channel
[10:53:05] <Nelluk> if a cop walks into a store, and a person in the store bolts and gets run over by a bus, that cop did not commit murder.
[10:53:24] <GomJabbar> you know
[10:53:38] <GomJabbar> the one that thought it was ok to defend trump's goons removing women's right to chose
[10:54:26] <Nelluk> its not right wing to want nuanced and accurate language and not hysterical exaggeration 
[10:54:27] <GomJabbar> ICE is not a cop
[10:54:32] <GomJabbar> they're a brownshirt nazi
[10:54:39] <GomJabbar> disguised as a deputized federal agent
[10:55:39] <GomJabbar> yeah your nuance defends the nazis performing mass murder in this country
[10:55:41] <GomJabbar> and its disgusting
[10:55:43] <GomJabbar> you're disgusting
[10:55:49] <Nelluk> lol
[10:56:31] <Nelluk> "disagree that this guy falling off a building is a nazi murder? then you must be a defender of MASS NAZI MURDER!!!!" 
[10:56:41] <Nelluk> completely retarded
[10:56:53] <GomJabbar> he wouldnt have fallen off the building without that illegal raid
[10:56:56] <GomJabbar> they caused his death
[10:57:08] <GomJabbar> if you cause someones death it's a form of homicide
[10:57:13] <GomJabbar> i chose to call it murder
[10:57:20] <GomJabbar> and you're a fool who defends nazis
[10:57:35] <GomJabbar> i hope you can some day feel the brunt of their boots, so you can tell the difference
[10:57:37] <Nelluk> yes you chose to exaggerate and then freak out when someone points out that its an exaggeration
[10:57:42] <GomJabbar> because obviousl y no one raised you right
[10:57:43] <Nelluk> thats a strange thing to wish on someone
[10:57:48] <GomJabbar> so that you could figure it out on your own
[10:57:55] <Nelluk> "oh you dont agree that this is a murder? i hope you get attacked by nazi thugs"
[10:57:58] <GomJabbar> well perhaps then you'd understand
[10:58:00] <GomJabbar> how its murder
[10:58:01] <Nelluk> you are an unserious person
[10:58:05] <GomJabbar> and how you're defending nazi murderers
[10:58:33] <GomJabbar> disgusting
[10:59:55] <Nelluk> you're a caricature of a left-wing lunatic that makes normies hate liberals
[11:00:14] <GomJabbar> im not even left wing, but you're head is too far up your arse to realize that
[11:00:15] <Nelluk> "oh geeze this person mildly disagreeed with me they must be a NAZI DEFENDER WHO I HOPE GETS ATTACKED BY NAZIS"
[11:00:36] <GomJabbar> maybe if more people like you had, we wouldnt have voted back orange hitler
[11:01:00] <GomJabbar> righties only empathize with situations they've directly been in
[11:01:05] <GomJabbar> you definitely have that property
[11:01:47] <Nelluk> i am extremely empathetic towards the immigrants fearful of ICE's heavy-handed tactics. i just dont think this situation was a murder. We probably agree on this issue like 90% of the way. but you just cannot tolerate that last 10%.
[11:02:33] <GomJabbar> no i cant tolerate the death of innocent workers who make our food production possible beacuse a hitler wannabe president wants to send brownshirted goons around to enforce his racist policies
[11:02:41] <GomJabbar> not even the 10% of them you seem to embrace
[11:03:19] <Nelluk> see the fact that you think "that was bad but it isnt murder" is the equivalent of "embracing" them is that incredible lack of nuanced thought 
[11:03:32] <GomJabbar> you defended it
[11:03:38] <GomJabbar> you embraced it
[11:03:42] <GomJabbar> live with your choice
[11:03:52] <Nelluk> I did not embrace it. i said it was bad. i do not think it was murder.
[11:04:03] <Nelluk> my choice was to look at it factually and not be hysterical 
[11:04:31] <GomJabbar> your choice was to defend the nazis
[11:04:52] <Nelluk> my choice was to call you out for hysterical, counter-productive exaggeration
[11:05:09] <GomJabbar> there was no conversation until you decided to defend the nazis
[11:06:01] <Nelluk> Some day perhaps you will be able to hold multiple facts together at one time in your brain. something can be very bad, but also not be murder. that doesn't mean someone likes that very bad thing.
[11:06:19] <GomJabbar> oh i can hold all of your nazi defenses in my mind at the same time
[11:06:23] <Nelluk> lol
[11:06:31] <GomJabbar> it doesnt make you look any better
[11:06:57] <Nelluk> ok well i tried to unignore you for a while but you are even worse than you were 2 years ago. unable to handle even the mildest disagreement without going apeshit and accusing someone of being the worst possible thing
[11:07:06] <Nelluk> you are a retarded person and you are back on ignore.
[11:07:27] <GomJabbar> yes try to be less of a nazi defender and you'd get into less conflict with me
[11:08:56] * GomJabbar washes his hand of the nazi lover nelluk
[11:09:27] <GomJabbar> got to get this bad nelluk taste out of my mouth
[11:10:59] <GomJabbar> https://www.instagram.com/p/DMBtrx3yPRq/ <<<=-- look at the face of the man nelluk thinks it was ok for ICE to murder

303: score: 68 /