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12:37 <+aewens> Is it illegal to run a business virtually killing people to avoid lawsuits from overseas governments by breaking and entering into stranger's homes to use their computers to access a botnet to discretely communicate with your customers?
12:37 <+aewens> Maybe
12:38 <~ben> i'd go with a definite yes?
12:38 <+aewens> I think law officials would agree with you. In every country. Ever.
12:39 <%ubergeek> I think just the last part is a problem.

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02:05 <stompy> when i lived in charlotte we had a speed limit sign in our front yard
02:05 <stompy> one night we got super drunk
02:06 <stompy> i got my roommate mike to balance on my shoulders and i walked him over with some white paint
02:06 <stompy> from then on it said
02:06 <stompy> PEE LIMIT
02:06 <stompy> 25

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13:09:26   vld | I'm so tired yet I don't sleep
13:09:32   vld | why I'm like this?
13:26:32   --> | kuriz has joined #meta
13:27:17 kuriz | strange are the things power outages can do to a man
13:27:27 kuriz | i actually read a book
13:27:30 kuriz | have i gone mad?

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<~xfnw> spider bot spider bot, does whatever a spider can
<~cano> spider dick

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03:01 <~ben> which shouldn't be surprising though, cause i hadn't even heard of comptuercrfa
03:01 <~ben> jfc
03:01 <~ben> i was doing so well until i got to that last word
03:01 <~ben> computercraft

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13:22 <kirch> the great thing about having kids is that I tell my parents what lego sets "my kids" want for their birthday, then I get to build them :3

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<tomasino> yay gopher!
<ahriman> yay
<tomasino> yay australia!
<ahriman> koalas n shit!
 * cat cracks a tinnie

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17:49 <Kneezle> there we go
17:49 <Kneezle> there we go
17:49 <+jan6> weasel
17:49 <+jan6> with knees
17:49 <+jan6> kneasle
17:49 <+jan6> with wheeze
17:49 <Kneezle> lol yes
17:50 <+jan6> kneezle, a wheezing weasel with knees
17:50 <stompy> hmmm
17:50 <~ben> wheezy knees
17:50 <+jan6> !toot kneezle, a wheezing weasel with knees

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20:56 -!- Topic for #journal: The Intentional Journal of the Tildeverse - https://journal.tildeverse.org
20:56 -!- Topic set by khuxkm [] [Tue Jul 10 00:11:12 2018]
20:56 <@khuxkm> The Intentional Journal of the Tildeverse - https://journal.tildeverse.org | RMS is reviewing cmccabe's paper! w00t!
20:56 <@khuxkm> fuck
20:56 -!- khuxkm changed the topic of #journal to: The Intentional Journal of the Tildeverse - https://journal.tildeverse.org | RMS is reviewing cmccabe's paper! w00t!
20:57 <+ben> We're on the map

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<X> I’ve created a writing software to rival Microsoft.
<X> It’s their Word against mine.

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23:56 < zer0> no worries, gen zs are killing email
23:56 <@kumquat> thank goodness
23:56 < zer0> gradually, but surely
23:56 <@kumquat> i knew those kids were all right
23:57 <@june> is there anything gen z isn't killing
23:57 <@june> IS THERE ANYTHING
23:57 < terris> boomers :(

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[22:11] Rph: lol lego
[22:11] Rph: brb gonna build a real pinball machine
[22:11] G Softwares: in electron
[22:12] Rph: no
[22:12] Rph: with a few arduinos
[22:12] G Softwares: ah
[22:12] G Softwares: k
[22:12] G Softwares: and electron code

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Bercik | but i noticed today someone reported problem on my github and on it _stopped_ working on Debian 11
Bercik | as if someone removed it from repo recently ;C
Bercik | i'm calling the cops.
southerntofu | oh no plz no police
southerntofu | they're just gonna teargas us and kill some random package that was just cd'ing by
@ubergeek | The cops will end up killing puppy linux

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20:49 <~ben> beer time
20:52 <@cmccabe> s/beer/bed/
20:52 <sedbot> <cmccabe> bedscream float?
20:52 <@cmccabe> or not

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