top quotes of all time

17:20 <stompy> is it sacrilege to use trebuchet ms as your gtk/qt font in linux
17:20 <stompy> i cant help it i like the font
17:20 <~ben> probably sacrilege lol
17:20 <~ben> but i'm not judging
17:20 <stompy> what if i used internet explorer in wine
17:20 * Kneezle|shouldbeworking sobs
17:20 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> plx no

113: score: 32 ↑/↓

20:44 < jmw2020> ,qadd khuxkm=I kissed my friend xfnw
20:44 < tildebot> [Quotes] Quote added
20:44 < jmw2020> khuxkm lmao
20:44 < jmw2020> your secrets are LEAKEDDD
20:44 < jmw2020> everyone knows ur secret now
20:45 < jmw2020> ,q khuxkm 
20:45 < tildebot> [Quotes] khuxkm|lounge: <khuxkm> no u
20:45 < jmw2020> ...
20:45 < jmw2020> tildebot not the right time

237: score: 31 ↑/↓

15:25 <epicmorphism> nice gopherhole
15:26 <~aewens> "nice gopherhole" is one of those things that is fine to say in the tech world and only in the tech world
15:26 <~tomasino> hehe
15:26 <~tomasino> i was just thinking the same thing
15:26 <threv> that's my pickup line
15:26 <cdmnky> well, furries say that all the time lol
15:26 <threv> that is no longer my pickup line

143: score: 31 ↑/↓

20:47 < kylie> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< KYLIE!
20:47 < anton> ,consume
20:47 < alex11> ,kidnap
20:47 < anton> ,yeet
20:47  * biglysmalls points at alex11 accusingly

218: score: 30 ↑/↓

[00:57:36] <npa> it sounds loose in atlanta jesus christ

145: score: 30 ↑/↓

14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> hmmmm
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> what about a brand new chat service based on irc?
14:42 <+aewens> That's called slack
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> no
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> or wait

31: score: 30 ↑/↓

16:00 <acdw> butter is just a loaf of milk

279: score: 29 ↑/↓

09:55 <dozens> happy friday townies
09:55 <dozens> happy tie day, frownies!
09:57 <chimerae> =( :>===
09:58 <netscape_navigator> lol

163: score: 29 ↑/↓

23:19:10 tomasino | i'm back home
23:19:12 tomasino | pants are gone
23:19:18 tomasino | ready for some me time
23:19:23 tomasino | i'm thinking shadow tactics 

117: score: 29 ↑/↓

20:29 < shokara> ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR
20:29 < tildebot> shokara: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
20:29  * shokara screams too
20:30 < acdw> tis
20:34 < novaburst> EMACS IS THE BEST OPERATING SYSTEM
20:34 < tildebot> novaburst: COMIC SANS BUT MONOSPACE!!111 HAIL JAN6
20:34 < shokara> all hail jan6
20:35 < novaburst> all hail jan6
20:35 < acdw> no
20:35 < jan6> all hail jan6

286: score: 28 ↑/↓

<mattx> xwindows: just so you know
<mattx> Java CPUs are real
<xfnw> mattx: oh no
<mattx> xfnw: JAVA. NOW.
<mattx> 3 BILLION DEVICES SUFFER
<mattx> java, #1 masochism platform

227: score: 28 ↑/↓

13:09:26   vld | I'm so tired yet I don't sleep
13:09:32   vld | why I'm like this?
13:26:32   --> | kuriz has joined #meta
13:27:17 kuriz | strange are the things power outages can do to a man
13:27:27 kuriz | i actually read a book
13:27:30 kuriz | have i gone mad?

76: score: 28 ↑/↓

00:43 <@ben> only real homegrown tildes here
00:44 <jan6> heh
00:44 <esc> yes @ben ? only pure organic, farm to table tildes? heh.
00:44 <jan6> nope
00:44 <doug> tilths
00:45 <@ben> yes farm to table
00:45 <jan6> I provide rivalling chemically "enchanced" tildes at a fraction of the cost, with a long disclaimer
00:45 <@ben> sounds like a good deal 

17: score: 28 ↑/↓

flook: hm.
flook: i'm bored.                      
ben: o/
flook: ello
alex11: hi bored i'm alex
~ben: i'm ben
bkembo: i'm bkembo
flook: i can't believe those jokes are still used today
flook: and people still find them funny...

291: score: 27 ↑/↓

meanwhile in #meta:
<brendo> you can bet your ass that if I could set a custom tone, it'd be the Mii channel music
<brendo> or a custom variant of the Aussie ringback tone: AAA- AAA-
<palm93> Screaming?
<palm93> Makes sense. I'd scream if I was in Australia too

256: score: 27 ↑/↓