14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> hmmmm
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> what about a brand new chat service based on irc?
14:42 <+aewens> That's called slack
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> no
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> or wait
11:53 <anton> hi
11:55 <anton> did I miss anything?
11:57 <jess> no
11:57 <jess> why do you always ask that
11:58 <anton> jess: because I want to know if anything interesting happened while I was away
11:58 <jess> get a bot that logs for you
12:05 <anton> jess: idk where I'd host the bot at
12:05 <~ubergeek> If only there was some place that offered shell access, with the tools needed to build software, and run daemons... :P
12:06 <anton> 99.999% of the time I'm not online from the vps is when it's rebooting or installing updates of some kind
12:07 <~ubergeek> It'd nice if there some association of server operators, that hosted znc or something, too :P
12:07 <@cmccabe> someone should invent that, ubergeek. i bet it would be popular.
12:08 <~ubergeek> They should. I bet they'd get rich doing it.
12:08 <@cmccabe> it could even keep costs down by using a great free os like linux or *bsd
12:09 <~ubergeek> yeah, I think that'd be the ticket. I hope someday, someone invents a service like that
12:14 <~khuxkm> why not us? we're server operators
12:14 <~khuxkm> we could be rich!
12:14 <~khuxkm> but what would we call it?
12:15 --> earthnuker (~earthnuker@5.147.69.44) has joined #meta
12:15 <~ubergeek> I dunno. Maybe call it a umlautverse?
12:15 <Kneezle> lol
12:15 <arisotura> hoi
12:15 <~ubergeek> Or, tildeworld?
12:15 <~khuxkm> no no no
12:15 <~khuxkm> umlaut is a garbage diacritic
12:16 <~khuxkm> and ____world is overused
12:16 <~khuxkm> how about tildeverse?
12:16 <~ubergeek> true. tildeland?
12:16 <~ubergeek> tildeverse sounds so stupid. I mean, who would use something called that?
12:16 * khuxkm looks at camera
20:45:15 <jan6> all hail the uwu-scorpiion
20:46:59 <brendo> no
20:47:15 <brendo> https://ttm.sh/uiB.jpg
20:47:18 <brendo> kitty on a bag
20:47:58 <jan6> micRMSoft windux when
20:48:29 <jan6> too huge image
20:48:40 <brendo> zoom out then?
20:49:07 <jan6> I mean as in it won't load within aqcceptable time
20:49:08 <jan6> you doofus
20:49:39 <jan6> it loaded the ears in like 10 sec or so
20:50:36 <brendo> well your internet is shit then
20:50:42 <hedy> mine was stuck on the head for almost 23s lol
20:50:55 <brendo> lmfao
20:51:03 <jan6> not mine
20:51:04 <jan6> lol
20:51:08 <brendo> then why can I pull the entire image down in about 15s
20:51:20 <brendo> using the exact same link
20:51:31 <jan6> because cache
20:51:38 <jan6> you rolling pin
20:54:40 <brendo> jan6: cache was cleared, still pulled in same amt of time
20:55:26 <brendo> so I say it once, I say it again: your internet is shit
20:55:40 <jan6> no u
20:55:42 <~khuxkm> no u
20:55:46 <brendo> or you've got a really unlucky route to ttm.sh
20:55:53 <jess> no u
20:55:56 <brendo> or your compu is weak
20:55:59 <jan6> oooor you have a way too massive image file
20:56:00 <jan6> lol
20:56:27 <jess> i have really good internet and that image loaded slow
20:56:39 <jan6> ^
20:56:40 <hedy> lol
12:23 <geoff> The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. - H.P. Lovecraft
14:25 <khuxkm|lounge> nice quote
16:10 <geoff> khuxkm|lounge: Lovecraft is pretty quotable
16:15 <khuxkm|lounge> too bad that isn't the point of this channel :P
23:23 < novaburst> oh my blog is no longer under tilde.team/~$(whoami)/blog by the way
23:23 < novaburst> it's on envs.net/~$(whoami)
23:23 < june> why would your blog be at tilde.team/~june/blog
23:23 < novaburst> because bashblog says so?
23:24 < june> why would it be under my user name
23:24 < novaburst> I don't use bashblog so *shrug*
23:24 < june> you're the one telling me it's at $(whoami)
23:24 < june> which is june
23:24 < novaburst> lol
23:24 < novaburst> substitute that command with my username
23:25 < june> but it expands to my username
23:25 < novaburst> plot twist
12:37 <+aewens> Is it illegal to run a business virtually killing people to avoid lawsuits from overseas governments by breaking and entering into stranger's homes to use their computers to access a botnet to discretely communicate with your customers?
12:37 <+aewens> Maybe
12:38 <~ben> i'd go with a definite yes?
12:38 <+aewens> I think law officials would agree with you. In every country. Ever.
12:39 <%ubergeek> I think just the last part is a problem.
16:49 <@ben> iirc it's an eggdrop
16:50 <mushmouth> it is eggdrop but i'm not sure which script he has for it
16:50 <aewens> Now I want eggdrop soup.
16:51 <mushmouth> i want aewens soup
16:51 <aewens> I don't think you do.
16:51 <@virtual> mushmouth '^'
16:51 <@ben> omf what
16:51 <@ben> owo
16:52 * sebboh swoops in and drops a ' in the statement
16:52 <@ben> '''''
16:53 * aewens takes a long step backwards away from mushmouth.
16:53 <mushmouth> :P
16:53 <mushmouth> ~~~~~~~~~~~
16:53 <aewens> It's not me, it's you :P
16:53 <sebboh> aewens' soup. See? Perfectly normal, if a bit thievy.
16:53 <@ben> "a bit thievy"
18:56 < tildebot> [Ducks] shreyas befriended a duck in 3.5 seconds! You've befriended 1 duck in #meta!
18:56 < tildebot> [Ducks] kumquat: There was no duck! missed by 0.76 seconds
18:56 < kumquat> oh first duck, nice
18:56 < shreyas> captured the first two, actually
18:57 < shreyas> being a bit non-violent now
18:57 < kumquat> ahhh
19:01 < alex11> duck virginity broken
19:01 < alex11> ...ew
19:01 < shreyas> uh
19:01 < kumquat> um
19:01 < shreyas> that's one way to put it :D
19:01 < kumquat> please don't violate the #meta ducks
19:01 < kumquat> or any tilde chat ducks
19:01 < kumquat> or any ducks in general
19:02 < shreyas> or any creatures in general
19:02 < kumquat> yes
19:02 < alex11> or any generals
19:02 < shreyas> definitely not any generals
02:05 <stompy> when i lived in charlotte we had a speed limit sign in our front yard
02:05 <stompy> one night we got super drunk
02:06 <stompy> i got my roommate mike to balance on my shoulders and i walked him over with some white paint
02:06 <stompy> from then on it said
02:06 <stompy> PEE LIMIT
02:06 <stompy> 25
03:01 <~ben> which shouldn't be surprising though, cause i hadn't even heard of comptuercrfa
03:01 <~ben> jfc
03:01 <~ben> i was doing so well until i got to that last word
03:01 <~ben> computercraft