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01:18 <npa> a moose once bit my sister
01:19 <~ahriman> what the hell did she do to the moose
01:19 <npa> No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"
01:20 <~ahriman> oh dear

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06:17 <hyperboredoubt> What happened?
06:17 <neniu> i blame... ben. let jan6 sleep this time

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06:18 <neniu> blaming ben leads to instant results

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00:43 <@ben> only real homegrown tildes here
00:44 <jan6> heh
00:44 <esc> yes @ben ? only pure organic, farm to table tildes? heh.
00:44 <jan6> nope
00:44 <doug> tilths
00:45 <@ben> yes farm to table
00:45 <jan6> I provide rivalling chemically "enchanced" tildes at a fraction of the cost, with a long disclaimer
00:45 <@ben> sounds like a good deal 

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<&login> but you must cut off your genitals and give them to me

248: score: 95 /


[21:25:51] <epoch> burritos are like blunts.

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20:45:15 <jan6> all hail the uwu-scorpiion
20:46:59 <brendo> no
20:47:15 <brendo> https://ttm.sh/uiB.jpg
20:47:18 <brendo> kitty on a bag
20:47:58 <jan6> micRMSoft windux when
20:48:29 <jan6> too huge image
20:48:40 <brendo> zoom out then?
20:49:07 <jan6> I mean as in it won't load within aqcceptable time
20:49:08 <jan6> you doofus
20:49:39 <jan6> it loaded the ears in like 10 sec or so
20:50:36 <brendo> well your internet is shit then
20:50:42 <hedy> mine was stuck on the head for almost 23s lol
20:50:55 <brendo> lmfao
20:51:03 <jan6> not mine
20:51:04 <jan6> lol
20:51:08 <brendo> then why can I pull the entire image down in about 15s
20:51:20 <brendo> using the exact same link
20:51:31 <jan6> because cache
20:51:38 <jan6> you rolling pin
20:54:40 <brendo> jan6: cache was cleared, still pulled in same amt of time
20:55:26 <brendo> so I say it once, I say it again: your internet is shit
20:55:40 <jan6> no u
20:55:42 <~khuxkm> no u
20:55:46 <brendo> or you've got a really unlucky route to ttm.sh
20:55:53 <jess> no u
20:55:56 <brendo> or your compu is weak
20:55:59 <jan6> oooor you have a way too massive image file
20:56:00 <jan6> lol
20:56:27 <jess> i have really good internet and that image loaded slow
20:56:39 <jan6> ^
20:56:40 <hedy> lol

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19:14 <spideria> anyway I guess the next grown up thing to do is learn to drive
19:14 <june> whoa
19:15 <june> spideria is becoming a boomer
19:15 <hackintech> lol
19:15 <spideria> maybe have a kid
19:15 <spideria> who knows
19:15 <hackintech> no you don't want that
19:15 <spideria> yeah probably not
19:15 <spideria> idk I like other people's kids
19:15 <spideria> hopefully my brother will have one soon
19:16 <spideria> he and I had a nice game of age of empires 2 the other day
19:17 <alex11> give birth to a car
19:17 <hackintech> there you go
19:17 <hackintech> big brain

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22:36:14 brendantcc │ tomasino: YR NOT MAH DAD!! REE
22:36:27  +tomasino │ but what if I WAS your dad?
22:36:30  +tomasino │ how weird would that be?
22:36:33 brendantcc │ very
22:36:38 brendantcc │ very fuckin' weird
22:36:41 brendantcc │ non-dad
22:36:55  +tomasino │ :)

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14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> hmmmm
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> what about a brand new chat service based on irc?
14:42 <+aewens> That's called slack
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> no
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> or wait

31: score: 94 /


[10:39:22] <GomJabbar> abcnews.go.com/ThisWeek/white-house-defends-tariffs-brazil-despite-trade-surplus/story?id=123707996 the complete idiocy of this policy
[10:40:48] <jeebz> lol
[10:41:14] <GomJabbar> https://abcnews.go.com/ThisWeek/white-house-defends-tariffs-brazil-despite-trade-surplus/story?id=123707996
[10:41:16] <+sports> White House defends tariffs on Brazil despite trade surplus - ABC News
[10:42:46] <GomJabbar> https://abcnews.go.com/US/california-farm-worker-dies-injuries-sustained-ice-raid/story?id=123690867 <<=-- orange hitler's goons murder yet another person
[10:42:48] <+sports> California farmworker dies after 30-foot fall during ICE raid: Report - ABC News
[10:44:34] <Nelluk> hmm i dont think that would be considered murder by any legal definition
[10:48:43] <GomJabbar> of course we got the local nazi defender here
[10:48:58] <GomJabbar> if those goons hadn't been there on that farm that guy would be alive
[10:49:13] <Nelluk> super rhetoric. im sure it will be very convincing for swing voters
[10:49:25] <GomJabbar> any swing voters in here?
[10:49:28] <GomJabbar> oh i bet you are
[10:49:33] * GomJabbar *rolls eyes*
[10:49:40] <GomJabbar> well i guess you can just go on voting for him
[10:50:10] <Nelluk> if dems adopt this kind of attitude in 2026/2028 they are going to get even more wiped out
[10:50:20] <Nelluk> "oh, you don't think that was murder? you must be a NAZI DEFENDER"
[10:50:24] <GomJabbar> that doesnt make the murder of innocents any less palatable
[10:50:36] <GomJabbar> ding ding ding!
* Retrieving ##politicalfun modes...
[10:50:50] * GomJabbar changes topic to 'Nelluk defends ice deaths'
[10:51:17] <Nelluk> you're truly retarded if you can't distinguish between "ICE is bad" and "that circumstance wasn't murder"
[10:51:34] <GomJabbar> you're an idiot if you defend ICE brownshirts in any way
[10:52:00] <Nelluk> im being factual. ICE is bad. i strongly dislike them. i dont think its useful to label things are murder when they aren't murder.
[10:52:09] <GomJabbar> good then dont fucking defend them
[10:52:16] <Nelluk> i havent defended them
[10:52:22] <GomJabbar> you are literally defending them
[10:52:28] <GomJabbar> this entire moronic conversation you started
[10:52:31] <GomJabbar> you have been defending them
[10:52:42] <Nelluk> saying that you are grossly exaggerating things is a comment about you, not a defense of ICE
[10:52:47] <GomJabbar> yes it is
[10:53:05] <GomJabbar> and if you dont see that you're even more of a douchebag that the last righty we booted out of this channel
[10:53:05] <Nelluk> if a cop walks into a store, and a person in the store bolts and gets run over by a bus, that cop did not commit murder.
[10:53:24] <GomJabbar> you know
[10:53:38] <GomJabbar> the one that thought it was ok to defend trump's goons removing women's right to chose
[10:54:26] <Nelluk> its not right wing to want nuanced and accurate language and not hysterical exaggeration 
[10:54:27] <GomJabbar> ICE is not a cop
[10:54:32] <GomJabbar> they're a brownshirt nazi
[10:54:39] <GomJabbar> disguised as a deputized federal agent
[10:55:39] <GomJabbar> yeah your nuance defends the nazis performing mass murder in this country
[10:55:41] <GomJabbar> and its disgusting
[10:55:43] <GomJabbar> you're disgusting
[10:55:49] <Nelluk> lol
[10:56:31] <Nelluk> "disagree that this guy falling off a building is a nazi murder? then you must be a defender of MASS NAZI MURDER!!!!" 
[10:56:41] <Nelluk> completely retarded
[10:56:53] <GomJabbar> he wouldnt have fallen off the building without that illegal raid
[10:56:56] <GomJabbar> they caused his death
[10:57:08] <GomJabbar> if you cause someones death it's a form of homicide
[10:57:13] <GomJabbar> i chose to call it murder
[10:57:20] <GomJabbar> and you're a fool who defends nazis
[10:57:35] <GomJabbar> i hope you can some day feel the brunt of their boots, so you can tell the difference
[10:57:37] <Nelluk> yes you chose to exaggerate and then freak out when someone points out that its an exaggeration
[10:57:42] <GomJabbar> because obviousl y no one raised you right
[10:57:43] <Nelluk> thats a strange thing to wish on someone
[10:57:48] <GomJabbar> so that you could figure it out on your own
[10:57:55] <Nelluk> "oh you dont agree that this is a murder? i hope you get attacked by nazi thugs"
[10:57:58] <GomJabbar> well perhaps then you'd understand
[10:58:00] <GomJabbar> how its murder
[10:58:01] <Nelluk> you are an unserious person
[10:58:05] <GomJabbar> and how you're defending nazi murderers
[10:58:33] <GomJabbar> disgusting
[10:59:55] <Nelluk> you're a caricature of a left-wing lunatic that makes normies hate liberals
[11:00:14] <GomJabbar> im not even left wing, but you're head is too far up your arse to realize that
[11:00:15] <Nelluk> "oh geeze this person mildly disagreeed with me they must be a NAZI DEFENDER WHO I HOPE GETS ATTACKED BY NAZIS"
[11:00:36] <GomJabbar> maybe if more people like you had, we wouldnt have voted back orange hitler
[11:01:00] <GomJabbar> righties only empathize with situations they've directly been in
[11:01:05] <GomJabbar> you definitely have that property
[11:01:47] <Nelluk> i am extremely empathetic towards the immigrants fearful of ICE's heavy-handed tactics. i just dont think this situation was a murder. We probably agree on this issue like 90% of the way. but you just cannot tolerate that last 10%.
[11:02:33] <GomJabbar> no i cant tolerate the death of innocent workers who make our food production possible beacuse a hitler wannabe president wants to send brownshirted goons around to enforce his racist policies
[11:02:41] <GomJabbar> not even the 10% of them you seem to embrace
[11:03:19] <Nelluk> see the fact that you think "that was bad but it isnt murder" is the equivalent of "embracing" them is that incredible lack of nuanced thought 
[11:03:32] <GomJabbar> you defended it
[11:03:38] <GomJabbar> you embraced it
[11:03:42] <GomJabbar> live with your choice
[11:03:52] <Nelluk> I did not embrace it. i said it was bad. i do not think it was murder.
[11:04:03] <Nelluk> my choice was to look at it factually and not be hysterical 
[11:04:31] <GomJabbar> your choice was to defend the nazis
[11:04:52] <Nelluk> my choice was to call you out for hysterical, counter-productive exaggeration
[11:05:09] <GomJabbar> there was no conversation until you decided to defend the nazis
[11:06:01] <Nelluk> Some day perhaps you will be able to hold multiple facts together at one time in your brain. something can be very bad, but also not be murder. that doesn't mean someone likes that very bad thing.
[11:06:19] <GomJabbar> oh i can hold all of your nazi defenses in my mind at the same time
[11:06:23] <Nelluk> lol
[11:06:31] <GomJabbar> it doesnt make you look any better
[11:06:57] <Nelluk> ok well i tried to unignore you for a while but you are even worse than you were 2 years ago. unable to handle even the mildest disagreement without going apeshit and accusing someone of being the worst possible thing
[11:07:06] <Nelluk> you are a retarded person and you are back on ignore.
[11:07:27] <GomJabbar> yes try to be less of a nazi defender and you'd get into less conflict with me
[11:08:56] * GomJabbar washes his hand of the nazi lover nelluk
[11:09:27] <GomJabbar> got to get this bad nelluk taste out of my mouth
[11:10:59] <GomJabbar> https://www.instagram.com/p/DMBtrx3yPRq/ <<<=-- look at the face of the man nelluk thinks it was ok for ICE to murder

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<~xfnw> spider bot spider bot, does whatever a spider can
<~cano> spider dick

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15:25 <epicmorphism> nice gopherhole
15:26 <~aewens> "nice gopherhole" is one of those things that is fine to say in the tech world and only in the tech world
15:26 <~tomasino> hehe
15:26 <~tomasino> i was just thinking the same thing
15:26 <threv> that's my pickup line
15:26 <cdmnky> well, furries say that all the time lol
15:26 <threv> that is no longer my pickup line

143: score: 93 /


ben: no u

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14:22 <lickthecheese> killall -u root -9
14:22 <lickthecheese> thats how i exit vim

176: score: 90 /


17:10:13   -- | You are now known as |
17:10:17   +| | welp
17:10:22 ~ben | lol
17:10:22   +| | I've done it now
17:10:25 ~ben | you're a madlad

93: score: 90 /