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14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> hmmmm
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> what about a brand new chat service based on irc?
14:42 <+aewens> That's called slack
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> no
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> or wait

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00:43 <@ben> only real homegrown tildes here
00:44 <jan6> heh
00:44 <esc> yes @ben ? only pure organic, farm to table tildes? heh.
00:44 <jan6> nope
00:44 <doug> tilths
00:45 <@ben> yes farm to table
00:45 <jan6> I provide rivalling chemically "enchanced" tildes at a fraction of the cost, with a long disclaimer
00:45 <@ben> sounds like a good deal 

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20:45:15 <jan6> all hail the uwu-scorpiion
20:46:59 <brendo> no
20:47:15 <brendo> https://ttm.sh/uiB.jpg
20:47:18 <brendo> kitty on a bag
20:47:58 <jan6> micRMSoft windux when
20:48:29 <jan6> too huge image
20:48:40 <brendo> zoom out then?
20:49:07 <jan6> I mean as in it won't load within aqcceptable time
20:49:08 <jan6> you doofus
20:49:39 <jan6> it loaded the ears in like 10 sec or so
20:50:36 <brendo> well your internet is shit then
20:50:42 <hedy> mine was stuck on the head for almost 23s lol
20:50:55 <brendo> lmfao
20:51:03 <jan6> not mine
20:51:04 <jan6> lol
20:51:08 <brendo> then why can I pull the entire image down in about 15s
20:51:20 <brendo> using the exact same link
20:51:31 <jan6> because cache
20:51:38 <jan6> you rolling pin
20:54:40 <brendo> jan6: cache was cleared, still pulled in same amt of time
20:55:26 <brendo> so I say it once, I say it again: your internet is shit
20:55:40 <jan6> no u
20:55:42 <~khuxkm> no u
20:55:46 <brendo> or you've got a really unlucky route to ttm.sh
20:55:53 <jess> no u
20:55:56 <brendo> or your compu is weak
20:55:59 <jan6> oooor you have a way too massive image file
20:56:00 <jan6> lol
20:56:27 <jess> i have really good internet and that image loaded slow
20:56:39 <jan6> ^
20:56:40 <hedy> lol

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01:18 <npa> a moose once bit my sister
01:19 <~ahriman> what the hell did she do to the moose
01:19 <npa> No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"
01:20 <~ahriman> oh dear

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13:09:26   vld | I'm so tired yet I don't sleep
13:09:32   vld | why I'm like this?
13:26:32   --> | kuriz has joined #meta
13:27:17 kuriz | strange are the things power outages can do to a man
13:27:27 kuriz | i actually read a book
13:27:30 kuriz | have i gone mad?

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[21:25:51] <epoch> burritos are like blunts.

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<script>alert("did this fail");</script>

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ben: no u

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15:25 <epicmorphism> nice gopherhole
15:26 <~aewens> "nice gopherhole" is one of those things that is fine to say in the tech world and only in the tech world
15:26 <~tomasino> hehe
15:26 <~tomasino> i was just thinking the same thing
15:26 <threv> that's my pickup line
15:26 <cdmnky> well, furries say that all the time lol
15:26 <threv> that is no longer my pickup line

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[smlckz]: 88oRqwadueNUrblgvQO0UdeRFum0
[smlckz]: sorry lol
login: [smlckz]: nice password
anton: [smlckz]: nice password
anton: jinx
login: anton: yup
[smlckz]: rofl
login: we were of one mind there
login: it could be a conincidence
login: or a sign from god
login: I mean jan6
anton: all hail jan6
jan6: all hail jan6
[smlckz]: how can we grab this holy moment

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<~xfnw> spider bot spider bot, does whatever a spider can
<~cano> spider dick

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<&login> but you must cut off your genitals and give them to me

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14:22 <lickthecheese> killall -u root -9
14:22 <lickthecheese> thats how i exit vim

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23:19:10 tomasino | i'm back home
23:19:12 tomasino | pants are gone
23:19:18 tomasino | ready for some me time
23:19:23 tomasino | i'm thinking shadow tactics 

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10:33:36 <darcy> Right now I'm the smol tiddy goth gf
10:33:42 <darcy> I wanna be the big tiddy goth gf

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