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<tomasino> yay gopher!
<ahriman> yay
<tomasino> yay australia!
<ahriman> koalas n shit!
 * cat cracks a tinnie

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12:37 <+aewens> Is it illegal to run a business virtually killing people to avoid lawsuits from overseas governments by breaking and entering into stranger's homes to use their computers to access a botnet to discretely communicate with your customers?
12:37 <+aewens> Maybe
12:38 <~ben> i'd go with a definite yes?
12:38 <+aewens> I think law officials would agree with you. In every country. Ever.
12:39 <%ubergeek> I think just the last part is a problem.

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14:22 <lickthecheese> killall -u root -9
14:22 <lickthecheese> thats how i exit vim

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<Tomasino> ,hug
<BitBot> [Ducks] tomasino befriended a duck in 37279.42 seconds! You've befriended 14 ducks in #meta!
<~ahriman> holy shit tomasino

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15:25 <epicmorphism> nice gopherhole
15:26 <~aewens> "nice gopherhole" is one of those things that is fine to say in the tech world and only in the tech world
15:26 <~tomasino> hehe
15:26 <~tomasino> i was just thinking the same thing
15:26 <threv> that's my pickup line
15:26 <cdmnky> well, furries say that all the time lol
15:26 <threv> that is no longer my pickup line

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16:49 <@ben> iirc it's an eggdrop
16:50 <mushmouth> it is eggdrop but i'm not sure which script he has for it
16:50 <aewens> Now I want eggdrop soup.
16:51 <mushmouth> i want aewens soup
16:51 <aewens> I don't think you do.
16:51 <@virtual> mushmouth '^'
16:51 <@ben> omf what
16:51 <@ben> owo
16:52 * sebboh swoops in and drops a ' in the statement
16:52 <@ben> '''''
16:53 * aewens takes a long step backwards away from mushmouth.
16:53 <mushmouth> :P
16:53 <mushmouth> ~~~~~~~~~~~
16:53 <aewens> It's not me, it's you :P
16:53 <sebboh> aewens' soup. See? Perfectly normal, if a bit thievy.
16:53 <@ben> "a bit thievy"

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02:46:07 Naglfar | theres too many ben...
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02:46:53    ~ben | lol yes
02:47:00 Naglfar | awesome
02:47:13    ~ben | no reason lol

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03:46 <murii> Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README.

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17:43 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder
17:43 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> Looking to buy a guitar &amp;
17:43 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> :-D
17:44 <~ben> guitar and what? ;)
17:44 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> lol
17:44 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> best reply ever

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21:49:07 @ben    | fuck me
21:49:09 @khuxkm | yes ben   

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ben: no u

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20:44 < jmw2020> ,qadd khuxkm=I kissed my friend xfnw
20:44 < tildebot> [Quotes] Quote added
20:44 < jmw2020> khuxkm lmao
20:44 < jmw2020> your secrets are LEAKEDDD
20:44 < jmw2020> everyone knows ur secret now
20:45 < jmw2020> ,q khuxkm 
20:45 < tildebot> [Quotes] khuxkm|lounge: <khuxkm> no u
20:45 < jmw2020> ...
20:45 < jmw2020> tildebot not the right time

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14:18:29   +jan6 | who needs to smoke to get high? don't you have a brain full of complex chemicals?
14:18:54 kumquat | weed is easier than mind control
14:19:15 +aewens | Who needs drugs when you can just breathe in deeply next to a chocolate cake to remind you why life is worth living?
14:19:32       * | jan6 steals said cake
14:19:43       * | aewens tells jan6 that the cake is a lie.

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flook: hm.
flook: i'm bored.                      
ben: o/
flook: ello
alex11: hi bored i'm alex
~ben: i'm ben
bkembo: i'm bkembo
flook: i can't believe those jokes are still used today
flook: and people still find them funny...

291: score: 32 /


19:14 <spideria> anyway I guess the next grown up thing to do is learn to drive
19:14 <june> whoa
19:15 <june> spideria is becoming a boomer
19:15 <hackintech> lol
19:15 <spideria> maybe have a kid
19:15 <spideria> who knows
19:15 <hackintech> no you don't want that
19:15 <spideria> yeah probably not
19:15 <spideria> idk I like other people's kids
19:15 <spideria> hopefully my brother will have one soon
19:16 <spideria> he and I had a nice game of age of empires 2 the other day
19:17 <alex11> give birth to a car
19:17 <hackintech> there you go
19:17 <hackintech> big brain

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