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Q:        What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A:        A canary with the super-user password.
Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly.
        -- William Shakespeare, "The Rape of Lucrece"

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15:24 <+jan6> hmm, I'hm back, I guess
15:24 <+aewens> Are you sure?
15:36 <ben|weechat> hi back, i'm dad
15:42 * aewens face palms while snickering.
15:42 <~ben> heh
...
16:20 <@khuxkm|lounge> ben: the dad of the tildeverse

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23:22:59 tildebridge | <~FreeAppSW> God, my connection rn seems real trash
23:23:14       +jan6 | tildebot knows the definition of trash
23:23:15    TildeBot | jan6: Everyone knows that. Actually, on second thoughts...

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18:46 <june> W3C is the old man screams at cloud of the web

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15:41 <+aewens> Which I am currently trying to understand how the cloning software works since a customer is trying to use it to fit a square block into a round hole.
15:41 <tildebeast> if you put the customer on a lathe they'll fit after careful adjustment

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<hackintech> i did the illegal today
<gbmor> oooo what did you do
<gbmor> i wanna know
<hackintech> i put a for loop IN a for loop
<hackintech> bitches love for loops
* gbmor loads shotgun
<hackintech> oh

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17:55 * aewens wiggles jan6's mouse to end suspend mode
17:55 <SinaCutie> (That's not a mouse)
17:56 <+aewens> (oh my)

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<~ben> PSA hostserv has been disabled
<lauren> why?
<anton> I forgot what hostserv was for a moment
<~ben> 1) it's a pain to maintain 2) people keep requesting dumb hostnames
<lauren> heh, fair
<xfnw> aw
<kumquat> lol
<anton> what's the dumbest hostname you've seen so far
<~ben> i don't remember
<julian> art.local?
<xfnw> was it richard.stallmans.toe.cheese?
<aravk> wtf
<anton> gross
<anton> aravk: you should replace nyku's ignore with an xfnw ignore :p
<xfnw> lol antons ignore evading?
<aravk> xfnw doesn't troll though, they shitpost
<aravk> I don't mind that
<aravk> everyone shitposts
<aravk> I mind trolls

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19:39  * lickthecheese nosebleeds on jan6
19:39 < demure> kinky
19:39  * jan6 drinks the blood and grows stronger
19:39  * lickthecheese confirms jan6 is vampire
19:39 < jan6> you forgot that there were vampires in my lineage

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19:13:26 <~lickthecheese> ,hug
19:13:26 <~BitBot> [Ducks] lickthecheese befriended a duck in 26578.67 seconds! You've befriended 25 ducks in #chaos!
19:13:31 <~lickthecheese> noice

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<june> you think you can just copy files between computers? do you think we're in some kind of high-tech space future??
<june> copying files between computers is realistically at least another 10 years out for sure

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03:46 <murii> Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README.

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<epoch> > s7, Ruby, or Forth
<+ffog> u got it
<epoch> three scripting languages, and I don't know any of them
<+ffog> they're all quite different
<epoch> I know of Ruby and Forth
<epoch> ruby is kind of Perl-ish, Forth is kind of..
<+ffog> stackish
<tommoody> ruby on rails
<epoch> ha
<tommoody> transporting rocks
<epoch> ah. s7 is a scheme.
<+khuxkm> if you write a blog post for your jekyll blog while on a train ride and you rebuild the site you're using ruby on rails
<+ffog> lol
 * khuxkm ricochet
<+rawktucc> -_-
<+ffog> this is Red Martian - masses diseased by pope
<+ffog> by smj of sdf.org!
<+alex11> khuxkm you're banned from the internet
<+ffog> a loop reel on a tascam 388
<+khuxkm> honestly fair

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23:19:10 tomasino | i'm back home
23:19:12 tomasino | pants are gone
23:19:18 tomasino | ready for some me time
23:19:23 tomasino | i'm thinking shadow tactics 

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Meanwhile, in the fallback channel on freenode
01:28 <fosslinux>  uh
01:28 <fosslinux>  the topic is spelt wrong
01:28 <fosslinux>  nitpick
01:28 <fosslinux>  whats the other one
01:28 <@khuxkm>  no it's not
01:28 <brendantcc>  khuxkm, buddy, are you okay?
01:28 <@khuxkm>  oh wait fuck it is holy shit
01:28 <fosslinux>  goup
01:28  The topic is:  https://tilde.team linux user goup
01:28 Topic set by * @benharri on 28 March 2018, 11:25:46
01:28 <fosslinux>  lmao
01:28 <@khuxkm>  blame ben
01:29 <fosslinux>  ok
01:29 <fosslinux>  #blameben
01:29 <brendantcc>  lmao
01:29 <@khuxkm>  it's his fault
01:29 * @khuxkm has changed the topic to:  https://tilde.team linux user group | "https://tilde.team linux user goup" ~ ben's topic, 2k18-2k19

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