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[10:26:12] * | kirch loves that the US Gov't sues objects it's confiscated from people
[10:26:25] <threv> asset forfeiture++
[10:26:25] <BitBot> [Karma] asset forfeiture now has 1 karma

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21:49:07 @ben    | fuck me
21:49:09 @khuxkm | yes ben   

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12:06 <TildeBot> jan6: , Stop existing is at least you. I really do!
12:07 <@ben> I relly do!
12:07 <+jan6> tildebot, quit your miserable existance at once!
12:07 <TildeBot> jan6: Errors were encountered while processing.

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17:20 <stompy> is it sacrilege to use trebuchet ms as your gtk/qt font in linux
17:20 <stompy> i cant help it i like the font
17:20 <~ben> probably sacrilege lol
17:20 <~ben> but i'm not judging
17:20 <stompy> what if i used internet explorer in wine
17:20 * Kneezle|shouldbeworking sobs
17:20 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> plx no

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15:24 <+jan6> hmm, I'hm back, I guess
15:24 <+aewens> Are you sure?
15:36 <ben|weechat> hi back, i'm dad
15:42 * aewens face palms while snickering.
15:42 <~ben> heh
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16:20 <@khuxkm|lounge> ben: the dad of the tildeverse

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09:51       acdw | was thinking, does werewolf have wolf pee, or human pee
09:52     dozens | probably wolfish human pee? you know, wolfman pee
09:52      katie | there are two balls inside you. one of them stores the human pee, and the other one stores the wolf pee

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17:46 <jan6> protip: just don't use python ;P
17:46 <zyeri> or, better pro-tip: use more python
17:46 <kirch> no switch...case in python ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

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09:59 <~ben> theone: are you neo
10:00 <~ben> mr anderson
10:00 <theone> i am the alter ego of neo
10:00 -- jan6 is now known as Agent_Smith
10:00 <Kneezle|Web> nooo
10:00 <theone> no pls
10:00 <Kneezle|Web> not Agent_Smith
10:00 <theone> help
10:00 <~ben> oh no
10:00 <+Agent_Smith> yes
10:00 <+Agent_Smith> YESS
10:00 <Kneezle|Web> noooo

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<gbmor> they were all in love with dying, they were drinking from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche coming down a mountain
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20:44 < jmw2020> ,qadd khuxkm=I kissed my friend xfnw
20:44 < tildebot> [Quotes] Quote added
20:44 < jmw2020> khuxkm lmao
20:44 < jmw2020> your secrets are LEAKEDDD
20:44 < jmw2020> everyone knows ur secret now
20:45 < jmw2020> ,q khuxkm 
20:45 < tildebot> [Quotes] khuxkm|lounge: <khuxkm> no u
20:45 < jmw2020> ...
20:45 < jmw2020> tildebot not the right time

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22:47 <~tomasino> when you eat a gingerbread man, do you start with a specific body part?
22:48 <~ahriman> i eat the legs of the gingerbread man first. if the gingerbread man can't walk away, it can't escape
22:48 <~tomasino> i usually start with the head
22:48 <~tomasino> mantis style
22:48 <~ahriman> you just kill it right off the bat
22:48 <~ben> probably feet
22:49 <~ahriman> i prefer for the gingerbread man to suffer and know its fate
22:49 <benharri> yoinks
22:49 <-- benharri (benharri@tilde.team) has quit (quit: WeeChat 2.3)
22:49 <~tomasino> love your approach
22:49 <~tomasino> gingerbread man deserves as much pain as you can muster

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<thefunkyspaw> shreyas: The world makes a lot more sense when you realize most people want to slack off

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01:45 <codingquark>  Good morning@
02:13 <ahriman>  hello codingquark 
02:13 <codingquark>  :D
02:14 <codingquark>  How goes the Voyage?
02:15 <ahriman>  i actually don't have an account, i just like following project development and i enjoy reading what others have posted on cosmic.voyage
02:17 <codingquark>  ahriman: same, I am currently reading what people write. Someday I'll start writing too many be.
02:21 <khuxkm>  "too many be"?
02:21 <ahriman>  khuxkm: i think they meant "Someday I'll start writing, too, maybe"
02:22 <khuxkm>  yeah that makes sense
02:22 <khuxkm>  more sense than my initial read of "I'll start writing too many bees"
02:23 <ahriman>  lol
02:23 <codingquark>  :'D
02:23 <codingquark>  khuxkm: *too may be

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14:48 <@ben> we should get irc notifications whenever there's a post on tildeverse new
14:49 <@ben> s/$/n
14:49 <sedbot> <ben> we should get irc notifications whenever there's a post on tildeverse newn
14:49 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> Hmmm
14:49 <@ben> fuck me
14:49 <@khuxkm|lounge> yes ben
14:49 <@ben> ok
14:49 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> Does it support it?
14:49 <@khuxkm|lounge> n was the letter you were looking for

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<~deepend> NormalHuman555 hasn't been online in a long time.. killed it off.. but got bored so hes back lol
<NormalHuman555> deepend: Awww geez, i'm using up the time left to think that i haven't had the strangest dream... I dreamed i killed you again.

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