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03:46 <murii> Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README.

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15:24 <+jan6> hmm, I'hm back, I guess
15:24 <+aewens> Are you sure?
15:36 <ben|weechat> hi back, i'm dad
15:42 * aewens face palms while snickering.
15:42 <~ben> heh
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16:20 <@khuxkm|lounge> ben: the dad of the tildeverse

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09:51       acdw | was thinking, does werewolf have wolf pee, or human pee
09:52     dozens | probably wolfish human pee? you know, wolfman pee
09:52      katie | there are two balls inside you. one of them stores the human pee, and the other one stores the wolf pee

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<hackintech> i did the illegal today
<gbmor> oooo what did you do
<gbmor> i wanna know
<hackintech> i put a for loop IN a for loop
<hackintech> bitches love for loops
* gbmor loads shotgun
<hackintech> oh

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20:56 < JonPizza7> he quacc
20:56 < JonPizza7> he smacc
20:56 < JonPizza7> but most importantly
20:56 < JonPizza7> he licc (the cheese)

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<ben> bug deepend to set it up
<deepend> whos deepend. :P 
<ben> that deepends
<ben> who's askin'

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Bercik | but i noticed today someone reported problem on my github and on it _stopped_ working on Debian 11
Bercik | as if someone removed it from repo recently ;C
Bercik | i'm calling the cops.
southerntofu | oh no plz no police
southerntofu | they're just gonna teargas us and kill some random package that was just cd'ing by
@ubergeek | The cops will end up killing puppy linux

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16:16:11 < southerntofu> **QUOTA EXCEEDED. MBOX FULL.**
16:16:11 < BitBot> southerntofu: FLOWER SMELLING CHAMPION
16:16:16 <~ben> owo
16:16:19 < southerntofu> what?
16:16:22 <~ben> lol
16:16:36 <~ben> BitBot yells back if you have a certain number of caps
16:16:45 <~ben> WHY ARE WE YELLING BITBOT
16:16:45 < BitBot> ben: ONE HUNDRED TWENTY EIGHT
16:16:51 < southerntofu> oh. lol
16:17:11 <~ben> i find it pretty funny :P
16:17:33 < lickthecheese> LOL BITBOT
16:17:46 < lickthecheese> OH I DIDINT HAVE ENOUGH CAPS
16:17:47 < BitBot> lickthecheese: PUSSY IS A PERFECTLY INNOCENT WORD
16:17:53 < lickthecheese> omg wtf
16:17:53 < hackintech> W O W
16:17:56 <~ben> BitBot: bap

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<june> you think you can just copy files between computers? do you think we're in some kind of high-tech space future??
<june> copying files between computers is realistically at least another 10 years out for sure

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──> suttbolehurfer (~suttbolehu@[redacted]) has joined #adventofcode
<gbmor> they were all in love with dying, they were drinking from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche coming down a mountain
<── suttbolehurfer (~suttbolehu@[redacted]) has quit (Connection closed)

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[BitBot │ [Markov] windows was that ubuntu version named after that mentally handicapped bulldog university mascott

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15:41 <+aewens> Which I am currently trying to understand how the cloning software works since a customer is trying to use it to fit a square block into a round hole.
15:41 <tildebeast> if you put the customer on a lathe they'll fit after careful adjustment

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[07:44:00]  <kestral> If we're going to get into semantics, I should be wearing underwear.

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10:23 <tomasino> the logic of the lucky is seldom sane

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Q:        What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A:        A canary with the super-user password.
Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly.
        -- William Shakespeare, "The Rape of Lucrece"

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