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<~ben> PSA hostserv has been disabled
<lauren> why?
<anton> I forgot what hostserv was for a moment
<~ben> 1) it's a pain to maintain 2) people keep requesting dumb hostnames
<lauren> heh, fair
<xfnw> aw
<kumquat> lol
<anton> what's the dumbest hostname you've seen so far
<~ben> i don't remember
<julian> art.local?
<xfnw> was it richard.stallmans.toe.cheese?
<aravk> wtf
<anton> gross
<anton> aravk: you should replace nyku's ignore with an xfnw ignore :p
<xfnw> lol antons ignore evading?
<aravk> xfnw doesn't troll though, they shitpost
<aravk> I don't mind that
<aravk> everyone shitposts
<aravk> I mind trolls

257: score: 32 /


<rawktucc_> bugs r good!
<jan6> no

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16:30 <~ben> tildeverse hug of love
16:30 <dozens> \o/ <3
16:30 * tomasino tilde's the crap out of dozens
16:31 * dozens craps the tilde out of tomasino
16:31 <+tomasino> oof

73: score: 31 /


15:24 <+jan6> hmm, I'hm back, I guess
15:24 <+aewens> Are you sure?
15:36 <ben|weechat> hi back, i'm dad
15:42 * aewens face palms while snickering.
15:42 <~ben> heh
...
16:20 <@khuxkm|lounge> ben: the dad of the tildeverse

44: score: 31 /


meanwhile in #meta:
<brendo> you can bet your ass that if I could set a custom tone, it'd be the Mii channel music
<brendo> or a custom variant of the Aussie ringback tone: AAA- AAA-
<palm93> Screaming?
<palm93> Makes sense. I'd scream if I was in Australia too

256: score: 29 /


20:44 < jmw2020> ,qadd khuxkm=I kissed my friend xfnw
20:44 < tildebot> [Quotes] Quote added
20:44 < jmw2020> khuxkm lmao
20:44 < jmw2020> your secrets are LEAKEDDD
20:44 < jmw2020> everyone knows ur secret now
20:45 < jmw2020> ,q khuxkm 
20:45 < tildebot> [Quotes] khuxkm|lounge: <khuxkm> no u
20:45 < jmw2020> ...
20:45 < jmw2020> tildebot not the right time

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23:19:10 tomasino | i'm back home
23:19:12 tomasino | pants are gone
23:19:18 tomasino | ready for some me time
23:19:23 tomasino | i'm thinking shadow tactics 

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22:47 <~tomasino> when you eat a gingerbread man, do you start with a specific body part?
22:48 <~ahriman> i eat the legs of the gingerbread man first. if the gingerbread man can't walk away, it can't escape
22:48 <~tomasino> i usually start with the head
22:48 <~tomasino> mantis style
22:48 <~ahriman> you just kill it right off the bat
22:48 <~ben> probably feet
22:49 <~ahriman> i prefer for the gingerbread man to suffer and know its fate
22:49 <benharri> yoinks
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22:49 <~tomasino> love your approach
22:49 <~tomasino> gingerbread man deserves as much pain as you can muster

107: score: 29 /


This is quote #204

204: score: 28 /


01:45 <codingquark>  Good morning@
02:13 <ahriman>  hello codingquark 
02:13 <codingquark>  :D
02:14 <codingquark>  How goes the Voyage?
02:15 <ahriman>  i actually don't have an account, i just like following project development and i enjoy reading what others have posted on cosmic.voyage
02:17 <codingquark>  ahriman: same, I am currently reading what people write. Someday I'll start writing too many be.
02:21 <khuxkm>  "too many be"?
02:21 <ahriman>  khuxkm: i think they meant "Someday I'll start writing, too, maybe"
02:22 <khuxkm>  yeah that makes sense
02:22 <khuxkm>  more sense than my initial read of "I'll start writing too many bees"
02:23 <ahriman>  lol
02:23 <codingquark>  :'D
02:23 <codingquark>  khuxkm: *too may be

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20:49 <~ben> beer time
20:52 <@cmccabe> s/beer/bed/
20:52 <sedbot> <cmccabe> bedscream float?
20:52 <@cmccabe> or not

205: score: 27 /


[10:26:12] * | kirch loves that the US Gov't sues objects it's confiscated from people
[10:26:25] <threv> asset forfeiture++
[10:26:25] <BitBot> [Karma] asset forfeiture now has 1 karma

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02:46:07 Naglfar | theres too many ben...
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02:46:53    ~ben | lol yes
02:47:00 Naglfar | awesome
02:47:13    ~ben | no reason lol

119: score: 27 /


17:20 <stompy> is it sacrilege to use trebuchet ms as your gtk/qt font in linux
17:20 <stompy> i cant help it i like the font
17:20 <~ben> probably sacrilege lol
17:20 <~ben> but i'm not judging
17:20 <stompy> what if i used internet explorer in wine
17:20 * Kneezle|shouldbeworking sobs
17:20 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> plx no

113: score: 27 /


23:19 <~ben> compile those fonts
23:20 <praetor> hehe
23:22 <fosslinux> Run gentoo
23:22 <fosslinux> "must compile kernel"
23:22 <fosslinux> Run lfs
23:23 <fosslinux> "cannot compile kernel"
23:23 <fosslinux> Gains depression
23:23 <praetor> awww
23:24 <jchelpau> compiling a kernel is easy though
23:24 <~aewens> Unless if you overcome that depression and build your compiler, then you attain enlightenment.
23:24 <jchelpau> yes, lock yourself in a room with SICP and bootstrap your way out of depression

121: score: 26 /