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Q:        What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A:        A canary with the super-user password.
Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly.
        -- William Shakespeare, "The Rape of Lucrece"

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Bercik | but i noticed today someone reported problem on my github and on it _stopped_ working on Debian 11
Bercik | as if someone removed it from repo recently ;C
Bercik | i'm calling the cops.
southerntofu | oh no plz no police
southerntofu | they're just gonna teargas us and kill some random package that was just cd'ing by
@ubergeek | The cops will end up killing puppy linux

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19:13:26 <~lickthecheese> ,hug
19:13:26 <~BitBot> [Ducks] lickthecheese befriended a duck in 26578.67 seconds! You've befriended 25 ducks in #chaos!
19:13:31 <~lickthecheese> noice

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Meanwhile, in the fallback channel on freenode
01:28 <fosslinux>  uh
01:28 <fosslinux>  the topic is spelt wrong
01:28 <fosslinux>  nitpick
01:28 <fosslinux>  whats the other one
01:28 <@khuxkm>  no it's not
01:28 <brendantcc>  khuxkm, buddy, are you okay?
01:28 <@khuxkm>  oh wait fuck it is holy shit
01:28 <fosslinux>  goup
01:28  The topic is:  https://tilde.team linux user goup
01:28 Topic set by * @benharri on 28 March 2018, 11:25:46
01:28 <fosslinux>  lmao
01:28 <@khuxkm>  blame ben
01:29 <fosslinux>  ok
01:29 <fosslinux>  #blameben
01:29 <brendantcc>  lmao
01:29 <@khuxkm>  it's his fault
01:29 * @khuxkm has changed the topic to:  https://tilde.team linux user group | "https://tilde.team linux user goup" ~ ben's topic, 2k18-2k19

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15:41 <+aewens> Which I am currently trying to understand how the cloning software works since a customer is trying to use it to fit a square block into a round hole.
15:41 <tildebeast> if you put the customer on a lathe they'll fit after careful adjustment

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21:49:07 @ben    | fuck me
21:49:09 @khuxkm | yes ben   

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[BitBot │ [Markov] windows was that ubuntu version named after that mentally handicapped bulldog university mascott

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03:46 <murii> Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README.

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12:23 <geoff> The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. - H.P. Lovecraft
14:25 <khuxkm|lounge> nice quote
16:10 <geoff> khuxkm|lounge: Lovecraft is pretty quotable
16:15 <khuxkm|lounge> too bad that isn't the point of this channel :P

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16:07 <+jan6|> Also stop invoking tildebot for no reason to avoid stupid responses such as the one generated using thissentence
16:07 <TildeBot> jan6|, This time wouldn't needed to avoid the ping, tbh, but i also thiokradiobot that. Actually, on second thoughts, don't take any more stupid chances.
16:07 <+jan6|> thiokradiobot
16:07 <+jan6|> Hmmmm
16:07 <+jan6|> "Actually, on second thoughts, don't take any more stupid chances" - TildeBot, 2018
16:07 <TildeBot> jan6|, Are you inventing new words or something i could tell me? On second thoughts, don't take any more stupid chances.

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18:46 <june> W3C is the old man screams at cloud of the web

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<june> you think you can just copy files between computers? do you think we're in some kind of high-tech space future??
<june> copying files between computers is realistically at least another 10 years out for sure

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17:55 * aewens wiggles jan6's mouse to end suspend mode
17:55 <SinaCutie> (That's not a mouse)
17:56 <+aewens> (oh my)

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<ben> bug deepend to set it up
<deepend> whos deepend. :P 
<ben> that deepends
<ben> who's askin'

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16:16:11 < southerntofu> **QUOTA EXCEEDED. MBOX FULL.**
16:16:11 < BitBot> southerntofu: FLOWER SMELLING CHAMPION
16:16:16 <~ben> owo
16:16:19 < southerntofu> what?
16:16:22 <~ben> lol
16:16:36 <~ben> BitBot yells back if you have a certain number of caps
16:16:45 <~ben> WHY ARE WE YELLING BITBOT
16:16:45 < BitBot> ben: ONE HUNDRED TWENTY EIGHT
16:16:51 < southerntofu> oh. lol
16:17:11 <~ben> i find it pretty funny :P
16:17:33 < lickthecheese> LOL BITBOT
16:17:46 < lickthecheese> OH I DIDINT HAVE ENOUGH CAPS
16:17:47 < BitBot> lickthecheese: PUSSY IS A PERFECTLY INNOCENT WORD
16:17:53 < lickthecheese> omg wtf
16:17:53 < hackintech> W O W
16:17:56 <~ben> BitBot: bap

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