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<&login> the smart don't have it any better than the unsmart

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04:32 < kylie> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< KYLIE!
04:32 < alex11> ,kidnap
04:33 < kylie> no!
04:33 <~khuxkm> ,kidnap
04:33 < kylie> no!!!!
04:33 < kylie> be nice to me!!!!!
04:33 <~khuxkm> ,chloroform
04:33 < isvarahparamahkrsnah> ,white van
04:33 < isvarahparamahkrsnah> lmao
04:33 < kylie> don't like this
04:33 < kylie> that got creepy fast

219: score: 7 /


<june> you think you can just copy files between computers? do you think we're in some kind of high-tech space future??
<june> copying files between computers is realistically at least another 10 years out for sure

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22:44 <tildebridge> <arne> guys this is me irl i just took a photoshoot
22:44 <tildebridge> <arne> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/387272314863091713/480205400226922518/onion.png
22:45 <~ben>  noice
22:45 <tildebridge> <virtual> arne * 7
22:45 <tildebridge> <khuxkm> times 6
22:46 <tildebridge> <khuxkm> you zipper
22:46 <tildebridge> <virtual> i cant count
22:46 <tildebridge> <virtual> lol

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<~FreeAppSW> Hmmm

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15:38  * jan6 goes to shop, first time leaving the house in WEEKS
15:38 <praetor> wow. and I thought I was a shut-in
15:38 <jan6> I know, right

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12:05 <~vilmibm> what does one do in animal crossing? i don't know anything about it
12:06 <desvox> vilmibm: you be cute, be gay, and do crimes

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[threkk] 17:55
∟ I am afraid to ask how is the vim vs emacs balance here
[ben] 17:55
∟ pretty solid balance i think
[desvox] 17:56
∟ i use emacs like vim but it also fries my breakfast, controls the city
  traffic lights, and makes sure i dont die in my sleep
[threkk] 17:57
∟ does it also edit text?
[ben] 17:57
∟ i sure hope so :P
[desvox] 17:57
∟ threkk: lots of text
[desvox] 17:58
∟ all the text, it is the all seeing eye of the universe
[desvox] 17:58
∟ alternatively it is a kitchen sink full of dead cats
[ben] 17:59
∟ omf 

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21:41 < lickthecheese> mayo
21:41 < anelki> no no no no
21:41 < lickthecheese> s/yo/no/
21:41 <+BitBot> [Sed] <lickthecheese> mano

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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17:48 <+aewens> I think I might keep confetti in my pockets to toss in the air to difuse the situation so I can run away
17:48 <@ben> lol being seen and being approached to talk about your man bun are very different things
17:50 <+aewens> In reality, I just try to think of the weirdest way I can respond to convince them they shouldn't try to continue this conversation.
17:51 <+aewens> "Oh hey, a fellow man bun" "Ah yes, I too wrap up my head noodles for the pastafarian lord"

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<rawktucc> wheel is in my usr bin
<rawktucc> but pip doesnt have it?
<rawktucc> pacman doesnt have it?
<rawktucc> WHERE DID IT COME FROM
<brendo> WHERE DID IT GO
<brendo> WHERE DID IT COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE

261: score: 4 /


16:43  * kumquat eats a slice
16:43 < kylie> her true form
16:43 < hackintech> it is yes kumquat 
16:43 < hackintech> they is real
16:44 < kumquat> oh no I have no more left leg
16:44 < kumquat> worth it
16:44 <~khuxkm> your leg
16:44 <~khuxkm> it ends
16:44 < kumquat> hmmm
16:44  * anton consume the rest of the pumpkin pie
16:44 < kumquat> I want it
16:44 < kumquat> oh no
16:44  * brendo tries to remember how much money he has cause be can't be fucked getting out of bed to check his wallet
16:44 < kumquat> I regret everything
16:44 < anton> (echoing while growing bigger) y u m
16:45  * anton vaporises
16:45  * brendo inhales anton and kumquat at the same time
16:46 < anton> rip your lungs
16:46  * brendo burp
16:46 < wgreenhouse> oh no #vore has raided #meta
16:46 <~khuxkm> ^
16:46 <~khuxkm> my thoughts exactly
16:46 < wgreenhouse> this is truly the worst timeline

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<mattx> hold on why is the hostname still not set to frogphone9000
<mattx> i asked lineageos nicely >:(

226: score: 3 /


20:56 < JonPizza7> he quacc
20:56 < JonPizza7> he smacc
20:56 < JonPizza7> but most importantly
20:56 < JonPizza7> he licc (the cheese)

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