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<acdw> head down, tail up, that is how i like to ducc

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17:45 <june> in Haskell they don't say hello world they say "succ my nat" and I think that's beautiful

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[15:17] <dozens> slime chunks are generated from the world seed
[15:18] <dozens> shoving stuff up your ass isn't gay lol
[15:18] <dozens> that is where a dude's g-spot is

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10:00 < demure> *suspects that the channel is full of people sleeping off turkeys*
10:02 < lickthecheese> no i didint eat any turkey because my sister told me all the tendons
                       were david tendon
10:04 < demure> did you at least have some kevin bacon?

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14:13 <ntk> hi
14:13 <ntk> are you like one of those gen z's who goes to groceries and contaminates dairy products and posts it to tik-tok?

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[13:44:06] <~ben> ruby is just smalltalk in drag

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I have a question, can you contact me at noe.bernarda-padovani65@m.spheremail.net ? Cheers!

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12:53 <@khuxkm|lounge> 'cause I'd rather have my asthma be worse than stop using linux

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< june> modern society and technology and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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<brendo> anyone have a hooman charger i can borrow
<xfnw> whats a hooman charger
<brendo> a charger you plug into humans to recharge
<CommunistWolf> what voltage do humans tend to take?
<sennomo> In the words of George Carlin: Bend over and let's find out!

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meanwhile in #tilderadio...
04:37 *brendo half-jokingly makes the bold statement that the person who called themselves "Short Answer" when requesting a song is actually cat*
04:38 <cat> my name is cat not Short Answewr
04:38 <+brendo> well you're Short Answer now cat
04:38 <cat> i've got ya short answer right here brendo; k
04:39 <+brendo> oh you want some fuckin' short answer c**t
04:39 * brendo squares up
04:39 <cat> i dunno how you're gonna beat one letter but let's see it
04:39 <+brendo>  
04:39 <+brendo> that
04:39 <cat> THE MADMAN
04:39 <+brendo> that is how i beat your short answer

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<thefunkyspaw> shreyas: The world makes a lot more sense when you realize most people want to slack off

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~rndusr: merp
~xfnw: merp
~cano: merp
~rndusr: merp
~cano: you said it twice
~rndusr: merp
~cano: STOP, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
~rndusr: while true: print('merp')
~cano: THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
rndusr has kicked cano (yes)
cano has joined #chaos
~cano: I AM CONTACTING THE POLICE
~cano: They're going to come here and arrest you
~cano: They're going to process you
~cano: They're going to put you in a meat grinder
~rndusr: what
~cano: They're going to make sausage out of you
~cano: You will be sausage, mark my words
~rndusr: that sounds like a crime
~cano: I am a criminal
~rndusr: plot twist

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sometimes I go pp

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[17:18:56] <woestijnvis> God is dead.
[17:19:12] <woestijnvis> Oh my admin is more fitting.
[17:19:19] <no1> we create god collectively
[17:19:19] <woestijnvis> Oh my bofh?
[17:19:46] <woestijnvis> no1: Yes, let's stop with that

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