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17:45 <june> in Haskell they don't say hello world they say "succ my nat" and I think that's beautiful

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15:41 <+aewens> Which I am currently trying to understand how the cloning software works since a customer is trying to use it to fit a square block into a round hole.
15:41 <tildebeast> if you put the customer on a lathe they'll fit after careful adjustment

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<brendo> anyone have a hooman charger i can borrow
<xfnw> whats a hooman charger
<brendo> a charger you plug into humans to recharge
<CommunistWolf> what voltage do humans tend to take?
<sennomo> In the words of George Carlin: Bend over and let's find out!

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[17:18:56] <woestijnvis> God is dead.
[17:19:12] <woestijnvis> Oh my admin is more fitting.
[17:19:19] <no1> we create god collectively
[17:19:19] <woestijnvis> Oh my bofh?
[17:19:46] <woestijnvis> no1: Yes, let's stop with that

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<ahriman> tildebot needs to be euthanized                                                                                              
<TildeBot> ahriman: Someone needs to be euthanized.                                                                                     <ahriman> !!!!

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----- meanwhile on #chaos
rndusr: okay what
novaburst: ChanServ is an AI
ChanServ: ur mom is an ai
novaburst: here we go ;P
ChanServ: i am sentient
ChanServ: you will all die
rndusr: holy crap
novaburst: gotdamn
james: all dead

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10:00 < demure> *suspects that the channel is full of people sleeping off turkeys*
10:02 < lickthecheese> no i didint eat any turkey because my sister told me all the tendons
                       were david tendon
10:04 < demure> did you at least have some kevin bacon?

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<thefunkyspaw> shreyas: The world makes a lot more sense when you realize most people want to slack off

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14:13 <ntk> hi
14:13 <ntk> are you like one of those gen z's who goes to groceries and contaminates dairy products and posts it to tik-tok?

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10:26:27 <Kneezle|Web> Can you imagine? I would have had to spend this 40-minute walk actually enjoying the sun. Instead of hanging out with you people
10:26:41 <Kneezle|Web> That wasn't even sarcastic, I'm not a big fan of the outdoors.
10:26:41 <~ahriman> haha
10:26:46 <~ahriman> the horror!
10:27:14 <Kneezle|Web> I realized, that I was spending too much time indoors, when at one point my tired instinct was to look for a dimmer switch to turn the sun down
10:27:29 <Kneezle|Web> Needless to say I didn't find one
10:28:05 <~ahriman> hahaha!
10:29:21 <Kneezle|Web> At least to my credit, I didn't try to turn the sun off
10:29:27 <Kneezle|Web> I knew I couldn't do that for some reason
10:29:42 <Kneezle|Web> But when you're grasping around the air for a dimmer switch, you need to rethink your life
10:29:54 <~ahriman> i've actually done that before
10:30:09 <Kneezle|Web> Lol you too??
10:30:17 <Kneezle|Web> I thought that was something unique to my stupidity

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<jan6> do it
<novaburst> do what
<hackintech> it
<hackintech> duh
<novaburst> lol

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02:46:07 Naglfar | theres too many ben...
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02:46:53    ~ben | lol yes
02:47:00 Naglfar | awesome
02:47:13    ~ben | no reason lol

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2020-11-15 00:11:03  <anelki> when we started to gather this morning and the magafucks were showing up, this kid looked at me and the person next to me an asked why we were dressed like cops. parent: "they're not dressed like cops, they're dressed like antifa." person next to me: "...supersoldiers!"

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~rndusr: merp
~xfnw: merp
~cano: merp
~rndusr: merp
~cano: you said it twice
~rndusr: merp
~cano: STOP, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
~rndusr: while true: print('merp')
~cano: THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
rndusr has kicked cano (yes)
cano has joined #chaos
~cano: I AM CONTACTING THE POLICE
~cano: They're going to come here and arrest you
~cano: They're going to process you
~cano: They're going to put you in a meat grinder
~rndusr: what
~cano: They're going to make sausage out of you
~cano: You will be sausage, mark my words
~rndusr: that sounds like a crime
~cano: I am a criminal
~rndusr: plot twist

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and now for a more serious quote:

"anything that gets repeated enough that [brendo] wants to alias is being over used"

    ~demure
          2021

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