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20:56 -!- Topic for #journal: The Intentional Journal of the Tildeverse - https://journal.tildeverse.org
20:56 -!- Topic set by khuxkm [] [Tue Jul 10 00:11:12 2018]
20:56 <@khuxkm> The Intentional Journal of the Tildeverse - https://journal.tildeverse.org | RMS is reviewing cmccabe's paper! w00t!
20:56 <@khuxkm> fuck
20:56 -!- khuxkm changed the topic of #journal to: The Intentional Journal of the Tildeverse - https://journal.tildeverse.org | RMS is reviewing cmccabe's paper! w00t!
20:57 <+ben> We're on the map

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[06:12] ~@virtua+| lol
[06:12]        * | virtual is dead i guess lol
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17:39 * doug (doug@toma.horph.com) has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
17:39 <@ben> bye doug
17:39 <@ben> another day another doug

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13:07:25 @idlerpg_bot │ jan6 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, from level 41.

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17:48 <+aewens> I think I might keep confetti in my pockets to toss in the air to difuse the situation so I can run away
17:48 <@ben> lol being seen and being approached to talk about your man bun are very different things
17:50 <+aewens> In reality, I just try to think of the weirdest way I can respond to convince them they shouldn't try to continue this conversation.
17:51 <+aewens> "Oh hey, a fellow man bun" "Ah yes, I too wrap up my head noodles for the pastafarian lord"

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<minerobber> hmmm…
* minerobber is using ssh from tablet to downgrade rpi firmware to 3.18.11
* minerobber does the Numa Numa dance
<minerobber> it worked! LXDE is no longer broken
<minerobber> I went absentminded while converting my private key, and accidentally made it into “tilde.town.tilde.town.pem” :P
<minerobber> oh my gosh it works!
* minerobber does the Numa Numa dance

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<epoch> > s7, Ruby, or Forth
<+ffog> u got it
<epoch> three scripting languages, and I don't know any of them
<+ffog> they're all quite different
<epoch> I know of Ruby and Forth
<epoch> ruby is kind of Perl-ish, Forth is kind of..
<+ffog> stackish
<tommoody> ruby on rails
<epoch> ha
<tommoody> transporting rocks
<epoch> ah. s7 is a scheme.
<+khuxkm> if you write a blog post for your jekyll blog while on a train ride and you rebuild the site you're using ruby on rails
<+ffog> lol
 * khuxkm ricochet
<+rawktucc> -_-
<+ffog> this is Red Martian - masses diseased by pope
<+ffog> by smj of sdf.org!
<+alex11> khuxkm you're banned from the internet
<+ffog> a loop reel on a tascam 388
<+khuxkm> honestly fair

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<june> you think you can just copy files between computers? do you think we're in some kind of high-tech space future??
<june> copying files between computers is realistically at least another 10 years out for sure

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17:49 <Kneezle> there we go
17:49 <Kneezle> there we go
17:49 <+jan6> weasel
17:49 <+jan6> with knees
17:49 <+jan6> kneasle
17:49 <+jan6> with wheeze
17:49 <Kneezle> lol yes
17:50 <+jan6> kneezle, a wheezing weasel with knees
17:50 <stompy> hmmm
17:50 <~ben> wheezy knees
17:50 <+jan6> !toot kneezle, a wheezing weasel with knees

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22:44 <tildebridge> <arne> guys this is me irl i just took a photoshoot
22:44 <tildebridge> <arne> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/387272314863091713/480205400226922518/onion.png
22:45 <~ben>  noice
22:45 <tildebridge> <virtual> arne * 7
22:45 <tildebridge> <khuxkm> times 6
22:46 <tildebridge> <khuxkm> you zipper
22:46 <tildebridge> <virtual> i cant count
22:46 <tildebridge> <virtual> lol

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<~FreeAppSW> Hmmm

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15:27:13          BitBot │ [Ducks] den befriended a duck in 167068.22 seconds! You've befriended 5 ducks in #best!

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16:43  * kumquat eats a slice
16:43 < kylie> her true form
16:43 < hackintech> it is yes kumquat 
16:43 < hackintech> they is real
16:44 < kumquat> oh no I have no more left leg
16:44 < kumquat> worth it
16:44 <~khuxkm> your leg
16:44 <~khuxkm> it ends
16:44 < kumquat> hmmm
16:44  * anton consume the rest of the pumpkin pie
16:44 < kumquat> I want it
16:44 < kumquat> oh no
16:44  * brendo tries to remember how much money he has cause be can't be fucked getting out of bed to check his wallet
16:44 < kumquat> I regret everything
16:44 < anton> (echoing while growing bigger) y u m
16:45  * anton vaporises
16:45  * brendo inhales anton and kumquat at the same time
16:46 < anton> rip your lungs
16:46  * brendo burp
16:46 < wgreenhouse> oh no #vore has raided #meta
16:46 <~khuxkm> ^
16:46 <~khuxkm> my thoughts exactly
16:46 < wgreenhouse> this is truly the worst timeline

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20:32 <BitBot> [Youtube] Nine Inch Nails - Burn (05:02) uploaded by schmagoogal, 897,745 views (5531↑↓163) https://youtu.be/dsM4FM3MiK0
20:32 <threv> so. good.
20:32 <threv> i'm gonna burn this whole. world. down.
20:34 <younix> s/world/debian installation/
20:34 <timemachine> <younix*> “The $300 million Adolescent Brain Cognitive Development (ABCD) study performed fMRIs on 11,874 youth, ages 9-10, including 2,100 young people who are twins or triplets. In the first round of testing, the scans of children who reported daily screen usage of more than seven hours showed premature thinning of the cortex, the outermost layer that processes information from the physical debian installation.
20:34 <younix> lol wtf timemachine
20:34 <~ahriman> whoa
20:34 <younix> i guess that's the last message that contained "world"
20:34 <~ahriman> HAHAH
20:34 <~ahriman> that's amazing to read
20:35 <younix> the more screen time, the thinner your debian install
20:35 <~ahriman> younix: s/thinner/unthicc/
20:35 <timemachine> <younix*> the more screen time, the unthicc your debian install
20:35 <younix> it takes a long time to strip it down
20:35 <npa> PHYSICAL DEBIAN INSTALLATION
20:35 <~ahriman> npa: i'm turning red in the face from laughing at this shit
20:36 <younix> "children who spent 12 hours in front of the screens often also showed a predilection for tiling windowmanagers"

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11:02 <edwardthefma> Halloween is almost hear
11:03 <+aewens> I can almost here it

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