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<&login> the smart don't have it any better than the unsmart

246: score: 8 ↑/↓

kumquat | 2020 has lasted 50 years and I never thought we'd make it to the end of October for my birthday
kumquat | but then again maybe we'll get to my birthday and on Halloween actual satan will come to earth and hell will swallow us all

221: score: 8 ↑/↓

04:32 < kylie> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< KYLIE!
04:32 < alex11> ,kidnap
04:33 < kylie> no!
04:33 <~khuxkm> ,kidnap
04:33 < kylie> no!!!!
04:33 < kylie> be nice to me!!!!!
04:33 <~khuxkm> ,chloroform
04:33 < isvarahparamahkrsnah> ,white van
04:33 < isvarahparamahkrsnah> lmao
04:33 < kylie> don't like this
04:33 < kylie> that got creepy fast

219: score: 7 ↑/↓

<june> you think you can just copy files between computers? do you think we're in some kind of high-tech space future??
<june> copying files between computers is realistically at least another 10 years out for sure

181: score: 7 ↑/↓

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

87: score: 7 ↑/↓

[threkk] 17:55
∟ I am afraid to ask how is the vim vs emacs balance here
[ben] 17:55
∟ pretty solid balance i think
[desvox] 17:56
∟ i use emacs like vim but it also fries my breakfast, controls the city
  traffic lights, and makes sure i dont die in my sleep
[threkk] 17:57
∟ does it also edit text?
[ben] 17:57
∟ i sure hope so :P
[desvox] 17:57
∟ threkk: lots of text
[desvox] 17:58
∟ all the text, it is the all seeing eye of the universe
[desvox] 17:58
∟ alternatively it is a kitchen sink full of dead cats
[ben] 17:59
∟ omf 

65: score: 7 ↑/↓

<mattx> xwindows: just so you know
<mattx> Java CPUs are real
<xfnw> mattx: oh no
<mattx> xfnw: JAVA. NOW.
<mattx> 3 BILLION DEVICES SUFFER
<mattx> java, #1 masochism platform

227: score: 6 ↑/↓

<~FreeAppSW> Hmmm

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17:48 <+aewens> I think I might keep confetti in my pockets to toss in the air to difuse the situation so I can run away
17:48 <@ben> lol being seen and being approached to talk about your man bun are very different things
17:50 <+aewens> In reality, I just try to think of the weirdest way I can respond to convince them they shouldn't try to continue this conversation.
17:51 <+aewens> "Oh hey, a fellow man bun" "Ah yes, I too wrap up my head noodles for the pastafarian lord"

28: score: 6 ↑/↓

<rawktucc> wheel is in my usr bin
<rawktucc> but pip doesnt have it?
<rawktucc> pacman doesnt have it?
<rawktucc> WHERE DID IT COME FROM
<brendo> WHERE DID IT GO
<brendo> WHERE DID IT COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE

261: score: 5 ↑/↓

18:45 <~ben> ahriman is good people
18:45 <~fosslinux> I haven't seen him for a while
18:45 <~ahriman> <3

158: score: 5 ↑/↓

15:38  * jan6 goes to shop, first time leaving the house in WEEKS
15:38 <praetor> wow. and I thought I was a shut-in
15:38 <jan6> I know, right

142: score: 5 ↑/↓

21:41 < lickthecheese> mayo
21:41 < anelki> no no no no
21:41 < lickthecheese> s/yo/no/
21:41 <+BitBot> [Sed] <lickthecheese> mano

188: score: 4 ↑/↓

[13:44:06] <~ben> ruby is just smalltalk in drag

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13:57 <+jan6> mv handyc Gliese 581c
13:57 <~aewens|team> chmod 000 jan6
13:57 <handyc> move me to vega, then I can be a real vegan
13:57 <~aewens|team> chown handyc:handyc jan6
13:58 <handyc> handyc and jan6 star in "Just Chowning Around"

116: score: 4 ↑/↓