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20:32 <BitBot> [Youtube] Nine Inch Nails - Burn (05:02) uploaded by schmagoogal, 897,745 views (5531↑↓163) https://youtu.be/dsM4FM3MiK0
20:32 <threv> so. good.
20:32 <threv> i'm gonna burn this whole. world. down.
20:34 <younix> s/world/debian installation/
20:34 <timemachine> <younix*> “The $300 million Adolescent Brain Cognitive Development (ABCD) study performed fMRIs on 11,874 youth, ages 9-10, including 2,100 young people who are twins or triplets. In the first round of testing, the scans of children who reported daily screen usage of more than seven hours showed premature thinning of the cortex, the outermost layer that processes information from the physical debian installation.
20:34 <younix> lol wtf timemachine
20:34 <~ahriman> whoa
20:34 <younix> i guess that's the last message that contained "world"
20:34 <~ahriman> HAHAH
20:34 <~ahriman> that's amazing to read
20:35 <younix> the more screen time, the thinner your debian install
20:35 <~ahriman> younix: s/thinner/unthicc/
20:35 <timemachine> <younix*> the more screen time, the unthicc your debian install
20:35 <younix> it takes a long time to strip it down
20:35 <npa> PHYSICAL DEBIAN INSTALLATION
20:35 <~ahriman> npa: i'm turning red in the face from laughing at this shit
20:36 <younix> "children who spent 12 hours in front of the screens often also showed a predilection for tiling windowmanagers"

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18:45 <~ben> ahriman is good people
18:45 <~fosslinux> I haven't seen him for a while
18:45 <~ahriman> <3

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meanwhile in #tilderadio...
04:37 *brendo half-jokingly makes the bold statement that the person who called themselves "Short Answer" when requesting a song is actually cat*
04:38 <cat> my name is cat not Short Answewr
04:38 <+brendo> well you're Short Answer now cat
04:38 <cat> i've got ya short answer right here brendo; k
04:39 <+brendo> oh you want some fuckin' short answer c**t
04:39 * brendo squares up
04:39 <cat> i dunno how you're gonna beat one letter but let's see it
04:39 <+brendo>  
04:39 <+brendo> that
04:39 <cat> THE MADMAN
04:39 <+brendo> that is how i beat your short answer

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kumquat | 2020 has lasted 50 years and I never thought we'd make it to the end of October for my birthday
kumquat | but then again maybe we'll get to my birthday and on Halloween actual satan will come to earth and hell will swallow us all

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21:41 < lickthecheese> mayo
21:41 < anelki> no no no no
21:41 < lickthecheese> s/yo/no/
21:41 <+BitBot> [Sed] <lickthecheese> mano

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15:38  * jan6 goes to shop, first time leaving the house in WEEKS
15:38 <praetor> wow. and I thought I was a shut-in
15:38 <jan6> I know, right

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[threkk] 17:55
∟ I am afraid to ask how is the vim vs emacs balance here
[ben] 17:55
∟ pretty solid balance i think
[desvox] 17:56
∟ i use emacs like vim but it also fries my breakfast, controls the city
  traffic lights, and makes sure i dont die in my sleep
[threkk] 17:57
∟ does it also edit text?
[ben] 17:57
∟ i sure hope so :P
[desvox] 17:57
∟ threkk: lots of text
[desvox] 17:58
∟ all the text, it is the all seeing eye of the universe
[desvox] 17:58
∟ alternatively it is a kitchen sink full of dead cats
[ben] 17:59
∟ omf 

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10:00 < demure> *suspects that the channel is full of people sleeping off turkeys*
10:02 < lickthecheese> no i didint eat any turkey because my sister told me all the tendons
                       were david tendon
10:04 < demure> did you at least have some kevin bacon?

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[00:57:36] <npa> it sounds loose in atlanta jesus christ

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<~aewens> krowbar: Sure, but most of my questions are not usual beginner stuff. I am looking for a tenured wizard that has stared long enough into the abyss that the abyss knows to look away.

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13:57 <+jan6> mv handyc Gliese 581c
13:57 <~aewens|team> chmod 000 jan6
13:57 <handyc> move me to vega, then I can be a real vegan
13:57 <~aewens|team> chown handyc:handyc jan6
13:58 <handyc> handyc and jan6 star in "Just Chowning Around"

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[10:39:22] <GomJabbar> abcnews.go.com/ThisWeek/white-house-defends-tariffs-brazil-despite-trade-surplus/story?id=123707996 the complete idiocy of this policy
[10:40:48] <jeebz> lol
[10:41:14] <GomJabbar> https://abcnews.go.com/ThisWeek/white-house-defends-tariffs-brazil-despite-trade-surplus/story?id=123707996
[10:41:16] <+sports> White House defends tariffs on Brazil despite trade surplus - ABC News
[10:42:46] <GomJabbar> https://abcnews.go.com/US/california-farm-worker-dies-injuries-sustained-ice-raid/story?id=123690867 <<=-- orange hitler's goons murder yet another person
[10:42:48] <+sports> California farmworker dies after 30-foot fall during ICE raid: Report - ABC News
[10:44:34] <Nelluk> hmm i dont think that would be considered murder by any legal definition
[10:48:43] <GomJabbar> of course we got the local nazi defender here
[10:48:58] <GomJabbar> if those goons hadn't been there on that farm that guy would be alive
[10:49:13] <Nelluk> super rhetoric. im sure it will be very convincing for swing voters
[10:49:25] <GomJabbar> any swing voters in here?
[10:49:28] <GomJabbar> oh i bet you are
[10:49:33] * GomJabbar *rolls eyes*
[10:49:40] <GomJabbar> well i guess you can just go on voting for him
[10:50:10] <Nelluk> if dems adopt this kind of attitude in 2026/2028 they are going to get even more wiped out
[10:50:20] <Nelluk> "oh, you don't think that was murder? you must be a NAZI DEFENDER"
[10:50:24] <GomJabbar> that doesnt make the murder of innocents any less palatable
[10:50:36] <GomJabbar> ding ding ding!
* Retrieving ##politicalfun modes...
[10:50:50] * GomJabbar changes topic to 'Nelluk defends ice deaths'
[10:51:17] <Nelluk> you're truly retarded if you can't distinguish between "ICE is bad" and "that circumstance wasn't murder"
[10:51:34] <GomJabbar> you're an idiot if you defend ICE brownshirts in any way
[10:52:00] <Nelluk> im being factual. ICE is bad. i strongly dislike them. i dont think its useful to label things are murder when they aren't murder.
[10:52:09] <GomJabbar> good then dont fucking defend them
[10:52:16] <Nelluk> i havent defended them
[10:52:22] <GomJabbar> you are literally defending them
[10:52:28] <GomJabbar> this entire moronic conversation you started
[10:52:31] <GomJabbar> you have been defending them
[10:52:42] <Nelluk> saying that you are grossly exaggerating things is a comment about you, not a defense of ICE
[10:52:47] <GomJabbar> yes it is
[10:53:05] <GomJabbar> and if you dont see that you're even more of a douchebag that the last righty we booted out of this channel
[10:53:05] <Nelluk> if a cop walks into a store, and a person in the store bolts and gets run over by a bus, that cop did not commit murder.
[10:53:24] <GomJabbar> you know
[10:53:38] <GomJabbar> the one that thought it was ok to defend trump's goons removing women's right to chose
[10:54:26] <Nelluk> its not right wing to want nuanced and accurate language and not hysterical exaggeration 
[10:54:27] <GomJabbar> ICE is not a cop
[10:54:32] <GomJabbar> they're a brownshirt nazi
[10:54:39] <GomJabbar> disguised as a deputized federal agent
[10:55:39] <GomJabbar> yeah your nuance defends the nazis performing mass murder in this country
[10:55:41] <GomJabbar> and its disgusting
[10:55:43] <GomJabbar> you're disgusting
[10:55:49] <Nelluk> lol
[10:56:31] <Nelluk> "disagree that this guy falling off a building is a nazi murder? then you must be a defender of MASS NAZI MURDER!!!!" 
[10:56:41] <Nelluk> completely retarded
[10:56:53] <GomJabbar> he wouldnt have fallen off the building without that illegal raid
[10:56:56] <GomJabbar> they caused his death
[10:57:08] <GomJabbar> if you cause someones death it's a form of homicide
[10:57:13] <GomJabbar> i chose to call it murder
[10:57:20] <GomJabbar> and you're a fool who defends nazis
[10:57:35] <GomJabbar> i hope you can some day feel the brunt of their boots, so you can tell the difference
[10:57:37] <Nelluk> yes you chose to exaggerate and then freak out when someone points out that its an exaggeration
[10:57:42] <GomJabbar> because obviousl y no one raised you right
[10:57:43] <Nelluk> thats a strange thing to wish on someone
[10:57:48] <GomJabbar> so that you could figure it out on your own
[10:57:55] <Nelluk> "oh you dont agree that this is a murder? i hope you get attacked by nazi thugs"
[10:57:58] <GomJabbar> well perhaps then you'd understand
[10:58:00] <GomJabbar> how its murder
[10:58:01] <Nelluk> you are an unserious person
[10:58:05] <GomJabbar> and how you're defending nazi murderers
[10:58:33] <GomJabbar> disgusting
[10:59:55] <Nelluk> you're a caricature of a left-wing lunatic that makes normies hate liberals
[11:00:14] <GomJabbar> im not even left wing, but you're head is too far up your arse to realize that
[11:00:15] <Nelluk> "oh geeze this person mildly disagreeed with me they must be a NAZI DEFENDER WHO I HOPE GETS ATTACKED BY NAZIS"
[11:00:36] <GomJabbar> maybe if more people like you had, we wouldnt have voted back orange hitler
[11:01:00] <GomJabbar> righties only empathize with situations they've directly been in
[11:01:05] <GomJabbar> you definitely have that property
[11:01:47] <Nelluk> i am extremely empathetic towards the immigrants fearful of ICE's heavy-handed tactics. i just dont think this situation was a murder. We probably agree on this issue like 90% of the way. but you just cannot tolerate that last 10%.
[11:02:33] <GomJabbar> no i cant tolerate the death of innocent workers who make our food production possible beacuse a hitler wannabe president wants to send brownshirted goons around to enforce his racist policies
[11:02:41] <GomJabbar> not even the 10% of them you seem to embrace
[11:03:19] <Nelluk> see the fact that you think "that was bad but it isnt murder" is the equivalent of "embracing" them is that incredible lack of nuanced thought 
[11:03:32] <GomJabbar> you defended it
[11:03:38] <GomJabbar> you embraced it
[11:03:42] <GomJabbar> live with your choice
[11:03:52] <Nelluk> I did not embrace it. i said it was bad. i do not think it was murder.
[11:04:03] <Nelluk> my choice was to look at it factually and not be hysterical 
[11:04:31] <GomJabbar> your choice was to defend the nazis
[11:04:52] <Nelluk> my choice was to call you out for hysterical, counter-productive exaggeration
[11:05:09] <GomJabbar> there was no conversation until you decided to defend the nazis
[11:06:01] <Nelluk> Some day perhaps you will be able to hold multiple facts together at one time in your brain. something can be very bad, but also not be murder. that doesn't mean someone likes that very bad thing.
[11:06:19] <GomJabbar> oh i can hold all of your nazi defenses in my mind at the same time
[11:06:23] <Nelluk> lol
[11:06:31] <GomJabbar> it doesnt make you look any better
[11:06:57] <Nelluk> ok well i tried to unignore you for a while but you are even worse than you were 2 years ago. unable to handle even the mildest disagreement without going apeshit and accusing someone of being the worst possible thing
[11:07:06] <Nelluk> you are a retarded person and you are back on ignore.
[11:07:27] <GomJabbar> yes try to be less of a nazi defender and you'd get into less conflict with me
[11:08:56] * GomJabbar washes his hand of the nazi lover nelluk
[11:09:27] <GomJabbar> got to get this bad nelluk taste out of my mouth
[11:10:59] <GomJabbar> https://www.instagram.com/p/DMBtrx3yPRq/ <<<=-- look at the face of the man nelluk thinks it was ok for ICE to murder

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<&login> the smart don't have it any better than the unsmart

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04:32 < kylie> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< KYLIE!
04:32 < alex11> ,kidnap
04:33 < kylie> no!
04:33 <~khuxkm> ,kidnap
04:33 < kylie> no!!!!
04:33 < kylie> be nice to me!!!!!
04:33 <~khuxkm> ,chloroform
04:33 < isvarahparamahkrsnah> ,white van
04:33 < isvarahparamahkrsnah> lmao
04:33 < kylie> don't like this
04:33 < kylie> that got creepy fast

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----- meanwhile on #chaos
rndusr: okay what
novaburst: ChanServ is an AI
ChanServ: ur mom is an ai
novaburst: here we go ;P
ChanServ: i am sentient
ChanServ: you will all die
rndusr: holy crap
novaburst: gotdamn
james: all dead

281: score: 9 /