top quotes of all time


10:00 < demure> *suspects that the channel is full of people sleeping off turkeys*
10:02 < lickthecheese> no i didint eat any turkey because my sister told me all the tendons
                       were david tendon
10:04 < demure> did you at least have some kevin bacon?

183: score: 24 /


15:38  * jan6 goes to shop, first time leaving the house in WEEKS
15:38 <praetor> wow. and I thought I was a shut-in
15:38 <jan6> I know, right

142: score: 24 /


16:30 <~ben> tildeverse hug of love
16:30 <dozens> \o/ <3
16:30 * tomasino tilde's the crap out of dozens
16:31 * dozens craps the tilde out of tomasino
16:31 <+tomasino> oof

73: score: 24 /


14:13 <ntk> hi
14:13 <ntk> are you like one of those gen z's who goes to groceries and contaminates dairy products and posts it to tik-tok?

174: score: 23 /


14:46 <~ben> i haven't had soup in a long time
15:07 <jesopo> why nor
15:07 <jesopo> not
15:15 <younix> sometimes life just gets in the way
15:15 <younix> it's hard to make time for soup in the hustle bustle of the hectic modern world
15:16 <younix> we can't always get the soup we need, even though we know it's important

172: score: 23 /


[17:18:56] <woestijnvis> God is dead.
[17:19:12] <woestijnvis> Oh my admin is more fitting.
[17:19:19] <no1> we create god collectively
[17:19:19] <woestijnvis> Oh my bofh?
[17:19:46] <woestijnvis> no1: Yes, let's stop with that

154: score: 23 /


12:50 <tunas> Self-driving cars are cool until you realise they stop for pedestrians and they can walk towards you, making your car reverse, so they walk you and your car back home.
12:51 <tunas> The prospect of a smug fifth-grade student just walking menacingly towards me and my car retreating in fear is... terrifying.

124: score: 23 /


2020-11-15 00:11:03  <anelki> when we started to gather this morning and the magafucks were showing up, this kid looked at me and the person next to me an asked why we were dressed like cops. parent: "they're not dressed like cops, they're dressed like antifa." person next to me: "...supersoldiers!"

245: score: 22 /


<amcclure> rip band
<june> what's the band called?
<gbmor> everybody run
<june> from what
* amcclure runs
<june> FROM WHAT
<gbmor> JUST RUN NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS
<june> WHILE WE'RE RUNNING CAN YOU TELL ME THE NAME OF THE BAND

178: score: 22 /


09:55 <dozens> happy friday townies
09:55 <dozens> happy tie day, frownies!
09:57 <chimerae> =( :>===
09:58 <netscape_navigator> lol

163: score: 21 /


12:46 * jan6 stops pouring gasoline on the ~.team and attempts to put up an innocent smile while hiding the can behind his back
12:46 * virtual falls down stairs
12:47 * khuxkm|lounge looks at the can, jan6, then the can, then just sighs
12:48 <@khuxkm|lounge> can we have one say w/o someone trying to burn down ~team
12:48 * jan6 quietly puts a box of matches in khuxkm|lounges pocket
12:48 * khuxkm|lounge throws matches at jan6
12:48 <@khuxkm|lounge> if you want to burn it down, you gotta do it urself lol
12:49 * jan6 spontaneously combusts, igniting the nearby gasoline-covered ~.team

38: score: 21 /


<jan6> do it
<novaburst> do what
<hackintech> it
<hackintech> duh
<novaburst> lol

284: score: 18 /


15:26:04 <~lickthecheese> quacccccc
15:26:06 <~lickthecheese> duccccccc
15:26:08 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:09 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:10 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:10 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:12 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:12 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:17 <~BitBot> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:29 <~lickthecheese> ha i have summoned the duck with fake quacking
15:26:31 <~lickthecheese> ,hug
15:26:31 <~BitBot> [Ducks] lickthecheese befriended a duck in 14.1 seconds! 
                   You've befriended 34 ducks in #chaos!

194: score: 18 /


21:41 < lickthecheese> mayo
21:41 < anelki> no no no no
21:41 < lickthecheese> s/yo/no/
21:41 <+BitBot> [Sed] <lickthecheese> mano

188: score: 18 /


22:43 <fosslinux> the great tilde.team migration 2: was this to hetzner
22:43 <~khuxkm|lounge> yeah'
22:43 <~khuxkm|lounge> well to a dedi box at least
22:44 <~khuxkm|lounge> the first one was to a VPS
22:44 <~tomasino> ;) ben
22:44 <fosslinux> from?
22:44 <~khuxkm|lounge> idfk ask ben
22:44 <~tomasino> before hetzner? ben ran tilde.team in his head
22:44 <fosslinux> lol
22:44 <~tomasino> he sketched it out on paper really fast
22:44 <fosslinux> 6gb -> 64 gb
22:44 <fosslinux> ram
22:44 <~tomasino> incredible stuff, but the headaches!
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> tomasino: no, he typed it into the computer
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> but yeah the headaches were probably terrible
22:45 <~tomasino> it was just ben running netcat and typing back to everyone in real time
22:45 <fosslinux> lol
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> so glad he got the VPS to lighten the load on himself
22:45 <~tomasino> seriously
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> to this day, though, the real mission-critical processes are ran in his head
22:45 <~tomasino> quote 99, eh?
22:45 <~tomasino> how many quotes are me now?
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> don't tell him I told you

100: score: 18 /