top quotes of all time


16:30 <~ben> tildeverse hug of love
16:30 <dozens> \o/ <3
16:30 * tomasino tilde's the crap out of dozens
16:31 * dozens craps the tilde out of tomasino
16:31 <+tomasino> oof

73: score: 24 /


17:39 * doug (doug@toma.horph.com) has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
17:39 <@ben> bye doug
17:39 <@ben> another day another doug

16: score: 24 /


and now for a more serious quote:

"anything that gets repeated enough that [brendo] wants to alias is being over used"

    ~demure
          2021

263: score: 23 /


[17:18:56] <woestijnvis> God is dead.
[17:19:12] <woestijnvis> Oh my admin is more fitting.
[17:19:19] <no1> we create god collectively
[17:19:19] <woestijnvis> Oh my bofh?
[17:19:46] <woestijnvis> no1: Yes, let's stop with that

154: score: 23 /


12:46 * jan6 stops pouring gasoline on the ~.team and attempts to put up an innocent smile while hiding the can behind his back
12:46 * virtual falls down stairs
12:47 * khuxkm|lounge looks at the can, jan6, then the can, then just sighs
12:48 <@khuxkm|lounge> can we have one say w/o someone trying to burn down ~team
12:48 * jan6 quietly puts a box of matches in khuxkm|lounges pocket
12:48 * khuxkm|lounge throws matches at jan6
12:48 <@khuxkm|lounge> if you want to burn it down, you gotta do it urself lol
12:49 * jan6 spontaneously combusts, igniting the nearby gasoline-covered ~.team

38: score: 22 /


meanwhile in #tilderadio...
04:37 *brendo half-jokingly makes the bold statement that the person who called themselves "Short Answer" when requesting a song is actually cat*
04:38 <cat> my name is cat not Short Answewr
04:38 <+brendo> well you're Short Answer now cat
04:38 <cat> i've got ya short answer right here brendo; k
04:39 <+brendo> oh you want some fuckin' short answer c**t
04:39 * brendo squares up
04:39 <cat> i dunno how you're gonna beat one letter but let's see it
04:39 <+brendo>  
04:39 <+brendo> that
04:39 <cat> THE MADMAN
04:39 <+brendo> that is how i beat your short answer

258: score: 21 /


15:38  * jan6 goes to shop, first time leaving the house in WEEKS
15:38 <praetor> wow. and I thought I was a shut-in
15:38 <jan6> I know, right

142: score: 21 /


20:47 < kylie> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< KYLIE!
20:47 < anton> ,consume
20:47 < alex11> ,kidnap
20:47 < anton> ,yeet
20:47  * biglysmalls points at alex11 accusingly

218: score: 20 /


15:26:04 <~lickthecheese> quacccccc
15:26:06 <~lickthecheese> duccccccc
15:26:08 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:09 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:10 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:10 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:12 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:12 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:17 <~BitBot> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:29 <~lickthecheese> ha i have summoned the duck with fake quacking
15:26:31 <~lickthecheese> ,hug
15:26:31 <~BitBot> [Ducks] lickthecheese befriended a duck in 14.1 seconds! 
                   You've befriended 34 ducks in #chaos!

194: score: 20 /


20:10            * kirch has worn the letters off the following keys: aces
20:10 <kirch>    THIS IS IMPORTANT! THIS MEANS SOMETHING!
20:16 <~aewens>  This just in, kirch's password contains the letters "aces"
20:18 <kirch>    I can neither confirm nor deny that

147: score: 20 /


16:41 * @khuxkm is now known as * @MrBungle
16:41 * @MrBungle is now known as * @khuxkm
16:56 * Kneezle|web is now known as * thetwo
16:56 * thetwo is now known as * Kneezle|Web
16:59 * Kneezle|Web is now known as * theforth
16:59 * theforth is now known as * Kneezle|Web
17:00 * @jan6 is now known as * @Agent_Smith
17:01 * Kneezle|Web is now known as * Agent_Smith[2]
17:03 * Agent_Smith[2] is now known as * Kneezle|web
17:03 * @Agent_Smith is now known as * @Agent_Smith[1]
17:04 * @Agent_Smith[1] is now known as * @jan6

112: score: 20 /


22:43 <fosslinux> the great tilde.team migration 2: was this to hetzner
22:43 <~khuxkm|lounge> yeah'
22:43 <~khuxkm|lounge> well to a dedi box at least
22:44 <~khuxkm|lounge> the first one was to a VPS
22:44 <~tomasino> ;) ben
22:44 <fosslinux> from?
22:44 <~khuxkm|lounge> idfk ask ben
22:44 <~tomasino> before hetzner? ben ran tilde.team in his head
22:44 <fosslinux> lol
22:44 <~tomasino> he sketched it out on paper really fast
22:44 <fosslinux> 6gb -> 64 gb
22:44 <fosslinux> ram
22:44 <~tomasino> incredible stuff, but the headaches!
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> tomasino: no, he typed it into the computer
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> but yeah the headaches were probably terrible
22:45 <~tomasino> it was just ben running netcat and typing back to everyone in real time
22:45 <fosslinux> lol
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> so glad he got the VPS to lighten the load on himself
22:45 <~tomasino> seriously
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> to this day, though, the real mission-critical processes are ran in his head
22:45 <~tomasino> quote 99, eh?
22:45 <~tomasino> how many quotes are me now?
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> don't tell him I told you

100: score: 20 /


This is Joshua Drake (joshua.p.drake@gmail.com - 719-495-5672) Ruling Elder from Forestgate PCA Church. What you are doing is wrong and you should stop.

304: score: 19 /


<rawktucc_> bugs r good!
<jan6> no

276: score: 19 /


21:41 < lickthecheese> mayo
21:41 < anelki> no no no no
21:41 < lickthecheese> s/yo/no/
21:41 <+BitBot> [Sed] <lickthecheese> mano

188: score: 19 /