15:05 <+aewens> Denounce your discord gods and join the cult of irc
15:06 <+aewens> SSH in and explore the depths of shell with us
15:06 <eeeeeta> IRC ftw
15:07 <@ben> more like depths of (s)hell amirite
<brendo> anyone have a hooman charger i can borrow
<xfnw> whats a hooman charger
<brendo> a charger you plug into humans to recharge
<CommunistWolf> what voltage do humans tend to take?
<sennomo> In the words of George Carlin: Bend over and let's find out!
<rawktucc> no retirement fund plan lol
<rawktucc> becuase i doubt it matters in 15 years
<rawktucc> because
<rawktucc> fuck this phone kyneeboard
<alex11> kyneeboard
<rawktucc> keybiard w
<demure> sounds like an ergonomic phone kyneeboard
<rawktucc> KRYBOARD
<rawktucc> aaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHH
16:43 * kumquat eats a slice
16:43 < kylie> her true form
16:43 < hackintech> it is yes kumquat
16:43 < hackintech> they is real
16:44 < kumquat> oh no I have no more left leg
16:44 < kumquat> worth it
16:44 <~khuxkm> your leg
16:44 <~khuxkm> it ends
16:44 < kumquat> hmmm
16:44 * anton consume the rest of the pumpkin pie
16:44 < kumquat> I want it
16:44 < kumquat> oh no
16:44 * brendo tries to remember how much money he has cause be can't be fucked getting out of bed to check his wallet
16:44 < kumquat> I regret everything
16:44 < anton> (echoing while growing bigger) y u m
16:45 * anton vaporises
16:45 * brendo inhales anton and kumquat at the same time
16:46 < anton> rip your lungs
16:46 * brendo burp
16:46 < wgreenhouse> oh no #vore has raided #meta
16:46 <~khuxkm> ^
16:46 <~khuxkm> my thoughts exactly
16:46 < wgreenhouse> this is truly the worst timeline
13:18 <zyeri> did someone mention arch? 'cause I also use arch, btw
13:18 <zyeri> also btw I use arch
13:18 <ubergeek> Oh, you use arch? I use arch as well!
13:18 <zyeri> excellent! Another arch user who uses arch, like myself!
17:48 <+aewens> I think I might keep confetti in my pockets to toss in the air to difuse the situation so I can run away
17:48 <@ben> lol being seen and being approached to talk about your man bun are very different things
17:50 <+aewens> In reality, I just try to think of the weirdest way I can respond to convince them they shouldn't try to continue this conversation.
17:51 <+aewens> "Oh hey, a fellow man bun" "Ah yes, I too wrap up my head noodles for the pastafarian lord"
20:26 <~tomasino> guys! crazy news. Apparently this dude on the internet haxxor'd my interwebz and has video of me masturbating to illegal porn! OHNOES! I guess I better pay him all my moneys to stay quiet.
20:27 <~tomasino> jokes on him... i ONLY masturbate to spam emails
20:29 <~gbmor> if water that touches holy water becomes holy water by association, and you pour holy water into the atlantic, have you just blessed the rains down in Africa?