05:44 <SinaCutie> Yes, I put your temp password as 'honk my butt please'
05:44 <SinaCutie> omg. This is the wrong tty
05:44 <SinaCutie> Time to uh, go make that coffee
10:26:27 <Kneezle|Web> Can you imagine? I would have had to spend this 40-minute walk actually enjoying the sun. Instead of hanging out with you people
10:26:41 <Kneezle|Web> That wasn't even sarcastic, I'm not a big fan of the outdoors.
10:26:41 <~ahriman> haha
10:26:46 <~ahriman> the horror!
10:27:14 <Kneezle|Web> I realized, that I was spending too much time indoors, when at one point my tired instinct was to look for a dimmer switch to turn the sun down
10:27:29 <Kneezle|Web> Needless to say I didn't find one
10:28:05 <~ahriman> hahaha!
10:29:21 <Kneezle|Web> At least to my credit, I didn't try to turn the sun off
10:29:27 <Kneezle|Web> I knew I couldn't do that for some reason
10:29:42 <Kneezle|Web> But when you're grasping around the air for a dimmer switch, you need to rethink your life
10:29:54 <~ahriman> i've actually done that before
10:30:09 <Kneezle|Web> Lol you too??
10:30:17 <Kneezle|Web> I thought that was something unique to my stupidity
<brendo> i say we create our own starlink and call it T I L D E L I N K
<~ben> no
<spider> wtf
<~ben> fuck elongated muskrat
<~ben> the worst
<chmodrwx> Star link would actually be an improvement
<xfnw> elon musky wusky uwu
<~ben> no
<~deepend> lol
<brendo> xfnw how many times to i have to say it... keep it in yo P A N T S
~rndusr: merp
~xfnw: merp
~cano: merp
~rndusr: merp
~cano: you said it twice
~rndusr: merp
~cano: STOP, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
~rndusr: while true: print('merp')
~cano: THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
rndusr has kicked cano (yes)
cano has joined #chaos
~cano: I AM CONTACTING THE POLICE
~cano: They're going to come here and arrest you
~cano: They're going to process you
~cano: They're going to put you in a meat grinder
~rndusr: what
~cano: They're going to make sausage out of you
~cano: You will be sausage, mark my words
~rndusr: that sounds like a crime
~cano: I am a criminal
~rndusr: plot twist
21:54 <cat> don't forget to save regularly dudes
21:55 <cat> a friendly PSA from ya local IT teacher
21:55 <brendantcc|web> lol
21:55 <brendantcc|web> let me guess - you screwed up and closed a project you spent the last 6 hours or so?
21:56 <cat> no, because i save regularly
21:56 <brendantcc|web> lol right okay
21:56 <slipyx> also *commit early and often*
21:56 <brendantcc|web> lmaooo
21:56 <cat> my students however did not and are gonna fail the class
21:57 <~ahriman> oof
21:57 <khuxkm|lounge> massive oof
This is Joshua Drake (joshua.p.drake@gmail.com - 719-495-5672) Ruling Elder from Forestgate PCA Church. What you are doing is wrong and you should stop.
01:20 <tits> bc im a prodigy unicorn programmer
01:20 <stompy> im 7 years old
01:20 <brendan> hm...
01:20 <~ben> i'm 3
01:20 <stompy> man
01:20 <tits> i work at facebook now and ive made huge commits to react
01:20 <stompy> i was writing C before my c section
01:20 <stompy> i been runnin this game homie
01:21 <stompy> stackin paper
<acdw> ,time kumquat
<tildebot> [Time] Time for kumquat: 2020-11-02 21:53:02 UTC+1
<acdw> quick! you only have 7 minutes!!!!
<crr> until...?
<acdw> it's 8
15:52 <handyc> I was stuck in a room with only a table
15:52 <handyc> I saw the table there
15:52 <handyc> I used the saw to cut the table in half
15:52 <handyc> Two halves make a whole
15:52 <handyc> I used the hole to escape