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17:48 <+aewens> I think I might keep confetti in my pockets to toss in the air to difuse the situation so I can run away
17:48 <@ben> lol being seen and being approached to talk about your man bun are very different things
17:50 <+aewens> In reality, I just try to think of the weirdest way I can respond to convince them they shouldn't try to continue this conversation.
17:51 <+aewens> "Oh hey, a fellow man bun" "Ah yes, I too wrap up my head noodles for the pastafarian lord"

28: score: 8 /


16:43  * kumquat eats a slice
16:43 < kylie> her true form
16:43 < hackintech> it is yes kumquat 
16:43 < hackintech> they is real
16:44 < kumquat> oh no I have no more left leg
16:44 < kumquat> worth it
16:44 <~khuxkm> your leg
16:44 <~khuxkm> it ends
16:44 < kumquat> hmmm
16:44  * anton consume the rest of the pumpkin pie
16:44 < kumquat> I want it
16:44 < kumquat> oh no
16:44  * brendo tries to remember how much money he has cause be can't be fucked getting out of bed to check his wallet
16:44 < kumquat> I regret everything
16:44 < anton> (echoing while growing bigger) y u m
16:45  * anton vaporises
16:45  * brendo inhales anton and kumquat at the same time
16:46 < anton> rip your lungs
16:46  * brendo burp
16:46 < wgreenhouse> oh no #vore has raided #meta
16:46 <~khuxkm> ^
16:46 <~khuxkm> my thoughts exactly
16:46 < wgreenhouse> this is truly the worst timeline

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13:31 < dustboto> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
13:31 < khuxkm> ,bef
13:31 < BitBot> [Ducks] khuxkm befriended a duck in 60621.72 seconds! You've befriended 6 ducks in #bots!
13:31 < khuxkm> HOLY SHIT

184: score: 7 /


00:23 < TechEmporium> .roll 100 d1
00:23 < WildeBot> 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 
                  1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 
00:23 < WildeBot> Total: 100
00:23 < TechEmporium> lol
07:42 < khuxkm> nice roll nerd
07:42 < khuxkm> :P

180: score: 7 /


<mattx> xwindows: just so you know
<mattx> Java CPUs are real
<xfnw> mattx: oh no
<mattx> xfnw: JAVA. NOW.
<mattx> 3 BILLION DEVICES SUFFER
<mattx> java, #1 masochism platform

227: score: 6 /


<~aewens> krowbar: Sure, but most of my questions are not usual beginner stuff. I am looking for a tenured wizard that has stared long enough into the abyss that the abyss knows to look away.

134: score: 5 /


[19:30] FreeApp2014: @Rph should I create an empty ruby file so it hangs around in my rpc and triggers you?
[19:38] Rph: oh you fucking
[19:40] FreeApp2014: ?
[19:40] Rph: smh(edited)
[19:40] Rph: you make me angry

41: score: 5 /


22:23 <~ben> dasharez0ne

299: score: 4 /


Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

87: score: 4 /


Shall we yeet?
Yeet we shall.
Shall we ever yeet into the sunset for the yaughten one?

Yeet we shall.

We yote and we yote
Until our yooters were yaught
And the sun shone happily,
Upon its beyaughten children.

6: score: 4 /


07:52     dozens | i like the idea of gherkin and tdd
07:53     dozens | never been on a team disciplined enough to do it though
07:53   lucidiot | gherking off on tddies i see
07:53     dozens | omg

274: score: 3 /


<brendo> anyone have a hooman charger i can borrow
<xfnw> whats a hooman charger
<brendo> a charger you plug into humans to recharge
<CommunistWolf> what voltage do humans tend to take?
<sennomo> In the words of George Carlin: Bend over and let's find out!

267: score: 3 /


<brendo> i say we create our own starlink and call it  T I L D E L I N K
<~ben> no
<spider> wtf
<~ben> fuck elongated muskrat
<~ben> the worst
<chmodrwx> Star link would actually be an improvement
<xfnw> elon musky wusky uwu
<~ben> no
<~deepend> lol
<brendo> xfnw how many times to i have to say it... keep it in yo  P A N T S

265: score: 3 /


22:18 <@khuxkm> hey jayden
22:18 <@khuxkm> I wanna show you a magic trick
22:19 <@khuxkm> wanna see it?
22:19 < jayden> khuxkm: i have a new way to distribute malicious linux scripts for mass destruction ;)
22:19 <@khuxkm> but do you want to see my magic trick
22:19 < jayden> yeah
22:19 -!- cow2020 [jmw2020@tilde.team] has quit [A TLS packet with unexpected length was received.]
22:19 -!- jayden [jayden@jmw2020.TILDE] has quit [The TLS connection was non-properly terminated.]
22:19 -!- jmw2020 [jmw2020@tilde.team] has quit [The TLS connection was non-properly terminated.]
22:19 < xfnw> lol khuxkm oper abuse!
22:19 < anelki> lmfao
22:19 < hackintech> is a gline a magic trick
22:19 < hackintech> asking for a friend
22:19 < anelki> lmfaooo
22:19 <@khuxkm> no but a killall -u jmw2020 irssi is

236: score: 3 /


[06:12] ~@virtua+| lol
[06:12]        * | virtual is dead i guess lol
[06:29]      <-- | virtual
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35: score: 3 /