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22:23 <~ben> dasharez0ne

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20:29 <~gbmor> if water that touches holy water becomes holy water by association, and you pour holy water into the atlantic, have you just blessed the rains down in Africa?

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16:43  * kumquat eats a slice
16:43 < kylie> her true form
16:43 < hackintech> it is yes kumquat 
16:43 < hackintech> they is real
16:44 < kumquat> oh no I have no more left leg
16:44 < kumquat> worth it
16:44 <~khuxkm> your leg
16:44 <~khuxkm> it ends
16:44 < kumquat> hmmm
16:44  * anton consume the rest of the pumpkin pie
16:44 < kumquat> I want it
16:44 < kumquat> oh no
16:44  * brendo tries to remember how much money he has cause be can't be fucked getting out of bed to check his wallet
16:44 < kumquat> I regret everything
16:44 < anton> (echoing while growing bigger) y u m
16:45  * anton vaporises
16:45  * brendo inhales anton and kumquat at the same time
16:46 < anton> rip your lungs
16:46  * brendo burp
16:46 < wgreenhouse> oh no #vore has raided #meta
16:46 <~khuxkm> ^
16:46 <~khuxkm> my thoughts exactly
16:46 < wgreenhouse> this is truly the worst timeline

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21:54 <cat>  don't forget to save regularly dudes
21:55 <cat>  a friendly PSA from ya local IT teacher
21:55 <brendantcc|web>  lol
21:55 <brendantcc|web>  let me guess - you screwed up and closed a project you spent the last 6 hours or so?
21:56 <cat>  no, because i save regularly
21:56 <brendantcc|web>  lol right okay
21:56 <slipyx>  also *commit early and often*
21:56 <brendantcc|web>  lmaooo
21:56 <cat>  my students however did not and are gonna fail the class
21:57 <~ahriman>  oof
21:57 <khuxkm|lounge>  massive oof

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This is Matthew Giesman (matthew.giesman@forestgate.org - 719-495-5672) pastor at Forestgate PCA Church in Colorado Springs. Please contact me if you are interested.

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17:31 <june> I don't want to eat shit I want to eat ass!

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10:26:27 <Kneezle|Web> Can you imagine? I would have had to spend this 40-minute walk actually enjoying the sun. Instead of hanging out with you people
10:26:41 <Kneezle|Web> That wasn't even sarcastic, I'm not a big fan of the outdoors.
10:26:41 <~ahriman> haha
10:26:46 <~ahriman> the horror!
10:27:14 <Kneezle|Web> I realized, that I was spending too much time indoors, when at one point my tired instinct was to look for a dimmer switch to turn the sun down
10:27:29 <Kneezle|Web> Needless to say I didn't find one
10:28:05 <~ahriman> hahaha!
10:29:21 <Kneezle|Web> At least to my credit, I didn't try to turn the sun off
10:29:27 <Kneezle|Web> I knew I couldn't do that for some reason
10:29:42 <Kneezle|Web> But when you're grasping around the air for a dimmer switch, you need to rethink your life
10:29:54 <~ahriman> i've actually done that before
10:30:09 <Kneezle|Web> Lol you too??
10:30:17 <Kneezle|Web> I thought that was something unique to my stupidity

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23:16 <~ahriman> ugh my butt is sweaty
23:16 <~tomasino> dude, MY butt is sweaty
23:16 <~tomasino> twinsies!

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This is Matthew Giesman (matthew.giesman@forestgate.org, https://mgiesman.wordpress.com, 719-495-5672) pastor at Forestgate PCA Church in Colorado Springs. Please contact me if you are interested.

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This is Matthew Giesman (matthew.giesman@forestgate.org - 719-495-5672) Teaching Elder at Forestgate PCA Church in Colorado Springs. Please contact me if you are interested.

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<brendo> i say we create our own starlink and call it  T I L D E L I N K
<~ben> no
<spider> wtf
<~ben> fuck elongated muskrat
<~ben> the worst
<chmodrwx> Star link would actually be an improvement
<xfnw> elon musky wusky uwu
<~ben> no
<~deepend> lol
<brendo> xfnw how many times to i have to say it... keep it in yo  P A N T S

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23:55 <~ben> i'm so lazy i still use gnome
23:55 <stompy> gross
23:55 <stompy> youre cool and all but you gotta do something about your gnome usage
23:55 <stompy> that aint healthy
23:55 <~deepend> gnome is horrible.
23:56 <stompy> yeah
23:56 <stompy> id rather use windows than gnome tbh
23:56 <~ben> wow really feelin' the love over here
23:56 <stompy> lmao

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13:07:25 @idlerpg_bot │ jan6 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, from level 41.

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01:20 <tits> bc im a prodigy unicorn programmer
01:20 <stompy> im 7 years old
01:20 <brendan> hm...
01:20 <~ben> i'm 3
01:20 <stompy> man
01:20 <tits> i work at facebook now and ive made huge commits to react
01:20 <stompy> i was writing C before my c section
01:20 <stompy> i been runnin this game homie
01:21 <stompy> stackin paper

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13:11 <~ben> lol /var/www/html2
13:11 <~ben> why 2
13:11 <~khuxkm|lounge> because it's HTML 2.0
13:11 <~khuxkm|lounge> duh

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