This is Joshua Drake (joshua.p.drake@gmail.com - 719-495-5672) Ruling Elder from Forestgate PCA Church. What you are doing is wrong and you should stop.
<brendo> i say we create our own starlink and call it T I L D E L I N K
<~ben> no
<spider> wtf
<~ben> fuck elongated muskrat
<~ben> the worst
<chmodrwx> Star link would actually be an improvement
<xfnw> elon musky wusky uwu
<~ben> no
<~deepend> lol
<brendo> xfnw how many times to i have to say it... keep it in yo P A N T S
~rndusr: merp
~xfnw: merp
~cano: merp
~rndusr: merp
~cano: you said it twice
~rndusr: merp
~cano: STOP, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
~rndusr: while true: print('merp')
~cano: THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
rndusr has kicked cano (yes)
cano has joined #chaos
~cano: I AM CONTACTING THE POLICE
~cano: They're going to come here and arrest you
~cano: They're going to process you
~cano: They're going to put you in a meat grinder
~rndusr: what
~cano: They're going to make sausage out of you
~cano: You will be sausage, mark my words
~rndusr: that sounds like a crime
~cano: I am a criminal
~rndusr: plot twist
16:43 * kumquat eats a slice
16:43 < kylie> her true form
16:43 < hackintech> it is yes kumquat
16:43 < hackintech> they is real
16:44 < kumquat> oh no I have no more left leg
16:44 < kumquat> worth it
16:44 <~khuxkm> your leg
16:44 <~khuxkm> it ends
16:44 < kumquat> hmmm
16:44 * anton consume the rest of the pumpkin pie
16:44 < kumquat> I want it
16:44 < kumquat> oh no
16:44 * brendo tries to remember how much money he has cause be can't be fucked getting out of bed to check his wallet
16:44 < kumquat> I regret everything
16:44 < anton> (echoing while growing bigger) y u m
16:45 * anton vaporises
16:45 * brendo inhales anton and kumquat at the same time
16:46 < anton> rip your lungs
16:46 * brendo burp
16:46 < wgreenhouse> oh no #vore has raided #meta
16:46 <~khuxkm> ^
16:46 <~khuxkm> my thoughts exactly
16:46 < wgreenhouse> this is truly the worst timeline
10:26:27 <Kneezle|Web> Can you imagine? I would have had to spend this 40-minute walk actually enjoying the sun. Instead of hanging out with you people
10:26:41 <Kneezle|Web> That wasn't even sarcastic, I'm not a big fan of the outdoors.
10:26:41 <~ahriman> haha
10:26:46 <~ahriman> the horror!
10:27:14 <Kneezle|Web> I realized, that I was spending too much time indoors, when at one point my tired instinct was to look for a dimmer switch to turn the sun down
10:27:29 <Kneezle|Web> Needless to say I didn't find one
10:28:05 <~ahriman> hahaha!
10:29:21 <Kneezle|Web> At least to my credit, I didn't try to turn the sun off
10:29:27 <Kneezle|Web> I knew I couldn't do that for some reason
10:29:42 <Kneezle|Web> But when you're grasping around the air for a dimmer switch, you need to rethink your life
10:29:54 <~ahriman> i've actually done that before
10:30:09 <Kneezle|Web> Lol you too??
10:30:17 <Kneezle|Web> I thought that was something unique to my stupidity
01:20 <tits> bc im a prodigy unicorn programmer
01:20 <stompy> im 7 years old
01:20 <brendan> hm...
01:20 <~ben> i'm 3
01:20 <stompy> man
01:20 <tits> i work at facebook now and ive made huge commits to react
01:20 <stompy> i was writing C before my c section
01:20 <stompy> i been runnin this game homie
01:21 <stompy> stackin paper
This is Matthew Giesman (matthew.giesman@forestgate.org - 719-495-5672) pastor at Forestgate PCA Church in Colorado Springs. Please contact me if you are interested.
20:29 <~gbmor> if water that touches holy water becomes holy water by association, and you pour holy water into the atlantic, have you just blessed the rains down in Africa?
15:52 <handyc> I was stuck in a room with only a table
15:52 <handyc> I saw the table there
15:52 <handyc> I used the saw to cut the table in half
15:52 <handyc> Two halves make a whole
15:52 <handyc> I used the hole to escape
23:55 <~ben> i'm so lazy i still use gnome
23:55 <stompy> gross
23:55 <stompy> youre cool and all but you gotta do something about your gnome usage
23:55 <stompy> that aint healthy
23:55 <~deepend> gnome is horrible.
23:56 <stompy> yeah
23:56 <stompy> id rather use windows than gnome tbh
23:56 <~ben> wow really feelin' the love over here
23:56 <stompy> lmao