top quotes of all time


23:55 <~ben> i'm so lazy i still use gnome
23:55 <stompy> gross
23:55 <stompy> youre cool and all but you gotta do something about your gnome usage
23:55 <stompy> that aint healthy
23:55 <~deepend> gnome is horrible.
23:56 <stompy> yeah
23:56 <stompy> id rather use windows than gnome tbh
23:56 <~ben> wow really feelin' the love over here
23:56 <stompy> lmao

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22:50 <ben> can i spotify even if i don't have an acconut?
22:50 <ben> a coconut
22:50 <ben> an account

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Shall we yeet?
Yeet we shall.
Shall we ever yeet into the sunset for the yaughten one?

Yeet we shall.

We yote and we yote
Until our yooters were yaught
And the sun shone happily,
Upon its beyaughten children.

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random bs to push new entries into main page because tilde people don't understand how sql works

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random bs to push new entries into main page because tilde people don't understand how sql works

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random bs to push new entries into main page because tilde people don't understand how sql works

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22:48 <cat> lsd sounds rad

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12:05 <TildeBot> I can learn about whatever you say! I hope you have no right to exist as a sentient being.
12:05 <@ben> TildeBot: no u
12:05 <TildeBot> ben: Yes i am at least you and i find the mere suggestion insulting!

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20:29 <~gbmor> if water that touches holy water becomes holy water by association, and you pour holy water into the atlantic, have you just blessed the rains down in Africa?

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07:36  * ivan waves
07:36  * brendo waves back
07:36 <npa> hey ivan
07:36 <ivan> hi npa, brendo
07:37 <brendo> hiya ivan, npa
07:37 <npa> hi npa

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20:26 <~tomasino> guys! crazy news. Apparently this dude on the internet haxxor'd my interwebz and has video of me masturbating to illegal porn! OHNOES! I guess I better pay him all my moneys to stay quiet.
20:27 <~tomasino> jokes on him... i ONLY masturbate to spam emails

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[00:57:36] <npa> it sounds loose in atlanta jesus christ

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random bs to push new entries into main page because tilde people don't understand how sql works

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random bs to push shit into main page because tilde people don't understand how sql works

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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