20:32 <BitBot> [Youtube] Nine Inch Nails - Burn (05:02) uploaded by schmagoogal, 897,745 views (5531↑↓163) https://youtu.be/dsM4FM3MiK0
20:32 <threv> so. good.
20:32 <threv> i'm gonna burn this whole. world. down.
20:34 <younix> s/world/debian installation/
20:34 <timemachine> <younix*> “The $300 million Adolescent Brain Cognitive Development (ABCD) study performed fMRIs on 11,874 youth, ages 9-10, including 2,100 young people who are twins or triplets. In the first round of testing, the scans of children who reported daily screen usage of more than seven hours showed premature thinning of the cortex, the outermost layer that processes information from the physical debian installation.
20:34 <younix> lol wtf timemachine
20:34 <~ahriman> whoa
20:34 <younix> i guess that's the last message that contained "world"
20:34 <~ahriman> HAHAH
20:34 <~ahriman> that's amazing to read
20:35 <younix> the more screen time, the thinner your debian install
20:35 <~ahriman> younix: s/thinner/unthicc/
20:35 <timemachine> <younix*> the more screen time, the unthicc your debian install
20:35 <younix> it takes a long time to strip it down
20:35 <npa> PHYSICAL DEBIAN INSTALLATION
20:35 <~ahriman> npa: i'm turning red in the face from laughing at this shit
20:36 <younix> "children who spent 12 hours in front of the screens often also showed a predilection for tiling windowmanagers"
05:44 <SinaCutie> Yes, I put your temp password as 'honk my butt please'
05:44 <SinaCutie> omg. This is the wrong tty
05:44 <SinaCutie> Time to uh, go make that coffee
Shall we yeet?
Yeet we shall.
Shall we ever yeet into the sunset for the yaughten one?
Yeet we shall.
We yote and we yote
Until our yooters were yaught
And the sun shone happily,
Upon its beyaughten children.
12:05 <TildeBot> I can learn about whatever you say! I hope you have no right to exist as a sentient being.
12:05 <@ben> TildeBot: no u
12:05 <TildeBot> ben: Yes i am at least you and i find the mere suggestion insulting!
17:48 <+aewens> I think I might keep confetti in my pockets to toss in the air to difuse the situation so I can run away
17:48 <@ben> lol being seen and being approached to talk about your man bun are very different things
17:50 <+aewens> In reality, I just try to think of the weirdest way I can respond to convince them they shouldn't try to continue this conversation.
17:51 <+aewens> "Oh hey, a fellow man bun" "Ah yes, I too wrap up my head noodles for the pastafarian lord"
<brendo> i say we create our own starlink and call it T I L D E L I N K
<~ben> no
<spider> wtf
<~ben> fuck elongated muskrat
<~ben> the worst
<chmodrwx> Star link would actually be an improvement
<xfnw> elon musky wusky uwu
<~ben> no
<~deepend> lol
<brendo> xfnw how many times to i have to say it... keep it in yo P A N T S