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01:25 <~ahriman> how old are you login
01:36 <login> How old is an Australian university professor who's double-timing for the CIA, doing espionage work on the duterte regime, in cooperation with the australian intelligence community, who speaks tagalog?

118: score: -12 /


22:54 <edwardthefma> I got a free roku TV today 
22:56 <kuriz> sweet ass
22:57 <edwardthefma> On the side of the road
22:58 <~ben> free tv is best tv
23:04 <edwardthefma> Want to know what was wrong with it
23:06 <~ben> might've just gotten a new one
23:06 <~ben> who knows
23:06 <edwardthefma> It was missing the remote and it had BUGS
23:06 <~ben> did you at least submit a github issue for the bugs
23:06 <~deepend> lol
23:07 <edwardthefma> I did they recommended I  use plenty of raid
23:08 <~ben> 0 1 or 10?

81: score: -12 /


<brendo> i say we create our own starlink and call it  T I L D E L I N K
<~ben> no
<spider> wtf
<~ben> fuck elongated muskrat
<~ben> the worst
<chmodrwx> Star link would actually be an improvement
<xfnw> elon musky wusky uwu
<~ben> no
<~deepend> lol
<brendo> xfnw how many times to i have to say it... keep it in yo  P A N T S

265: score: -13 /


10:26:27 <Kneezle|Web> Can you imagine? I would have had to spend this 40-minute walk actually enjoying the sun. Instead of hanging out with you people
10:26:41 <Kneezle|Web> That wasn't even sarcastic, I'm not a big fan of the outdoors.
10:26:41 <~ahriman> haha
10:26:46 <~ahriman> the horror!
10:27:14 <Kneezle|Web> I realized, that I was spending too much time indoors, when at one point my tired instinct was to look for a dimmer switch to turn the sun down
10:27:29 <Kneezle|Web> Needless to say I didn't find one
10:28:05 <~ahriman> hahaha!
10:29:21 <Kneezle|Web> At least to my credit, I didn't try to turn the sun off
10:29:27 <Kneezle|Web> I knew I couldn't do that for some reason
10:29:42 <Kneezle|Web> But when you're grasping around the air for a dimmer switch, you need to rethink your life
10:29:54 <~ahriman> i've actually done that before
10:30:09 <Kneezle|Web> Lol you too??
10:30:17 <Kneezle|Web> I thought that was something unique to my stupidity

123: score: -13 /


meanwhile in #tilderadio...
04:37 *brendo half-jokingly makes the bold statement that the person who called themselves "Short Answer" when requesting a song is actually cat*
04:38 <cat> my name is cat not Short Answewr
04:38 <+brendo> well you're Short Answer now cat
04:38 <cat> i've got ya short answer right here brendo; k
04:39 <+brendo> oh you want some fuckin' short answer c**t
04:39 * brendo squares up
04:39 <cat> i dunno how you're gonna beat one letter but let's see it
04:39 <+brendo>  
04:39 <+brendo> that
04:39 <cat> THE MADMAN
04:39 <+brendo> that is how i beat your short answer

258: score: -14 /


20:27 < neko> hello am back
20:27 < anton> hello
20:27 < anton> am anton
-snip-
20:29 < xfnw> anton are you sure you are anton???
20:29 < anton> I lied
20:29 < anton> I'm kylie
20:29 < xfnw> :o anton is not anton from antonmcclure.com
20:30 < anton> antonmcclure.com isn't real, it never existed
-snip-
20:33 < kylie> i'm anton
20:33 < anton> from antonmcclure.com
20:33 <~khuxkm> this whole time you two just pretended to be each other and nobody had a clue :V
20:33 < june> I don't like this
20:33 < june> I like when kylie is kylie and anton is anton 
20:33 < anton> it makes sense now
20:34 -!- kylie is now known as antonmcclure
20:34 < antonmcclure> hey i'm anton
20:34 < anton> the McCl from McClure is actually a Kylie McClain reference
20:34 < xfnw> hi antonmcclure 
20:34 < june> dislike
20:34 < anton> hi antonmcclure 
20:34 -!- anton is now known as kylie
20:34 < antonmcclure> hi kylie
20:34 < kylie> kylie
20:34 < antonmcclure> kylie
20:34 < xfnw> kylie
20:34 < kylie> /msg nickserv group
20:34 < kylie> oops
20:34 < xfnw> lol
20:34 <~khuxkm> a spot on kylie impression
20:34 < antonmcclure> lol
20:35 -!- acdw [~acdw@2600:8807:282:6c00:eab1:fcff:fedc:d728] has joined #meta
20:35 < neko> weechat does the exact same disconnecting thing now but for a completely different error
20:35  * xfnw loafs acdw
20:35 < antonmcclure> okay i wanna go back to being kylie lol
20:35 <~khuxkm> loaf
20:35 < antonmcclure> i like being kylie
20:35 -!- kylie is now known as anton
20:35  * acdw is confused
20:35 -!- antonmcclure is now known as kylie
20:35 < acdw> ehllo everyone
20:35  * anton liked being kylie

231: score: -14 /


01:20 <tits> bc im a prodigy unicorn programmer
01:20 <stompy> im 7 years old
01:20 <brendan> hm...
01:20 <~ben> i'm 3
01:20 <stompy> man
01:20 <tits> i work at facebook now and ive made huge commits to react
01:20 <stompy> i was writing C before my c section
01:20 <stompy> i been runnin this game homie
01:21 <stompy> stackin paper

109: score: -14 /


11:31 <aewens> jan6: I'll removeth thy banishment if thy asks nicely
11:36 <jan6> I beg thee, almighty prospector of #chaos, thee who controls the mightly hmmscore, to pardon me from my sins
11:41 <aewens> A simple please would have worked, but okay xD
11:42 <aewens> jan6: Thoust hath been pardoned.
11:54 <jan6> I thanketh thee, for thy mercy

45: score: -14 /


<acdw> my name is what
<acdw> my name is who
<acdw> my name is
<alex> chika chika
<lauren> slim shady

247: score: -15 /


05:44 <SinaCutie> Yes, I put your temp password as 'honk my butt please'
05:44 <SinaCutie> omg. This is the wrong tty
05:44 <SinaCutie> Time to uh, go make that coffee

161: score: -15 /


11:16 <rain1> 16hi
11:16 <~ben> henlo rain1
11:17 <~ben> what happened to rain0
11:17 <~ben> or just rain
11:17 <jesopo> this rain is lua
11:17 <jesopo> 1 indexed

159: score: -15 /


09:48:33 ~ben │ how do you even fail a music class
09:48:35 ~ben │ that's fucked    

67: score: -15 /


14:24 <+aewens> jan6: True, it just feels very *wrong* that ICANN is not on top of having all usable TLDs in their WHOIS search
14:25 <~ben> ICANN more like ICANN'T

71: score: -16 /


<acdw> ,time kumquat
<tildebot> [Time] Time for kumquat: 2020-11-02 21:53:02 UTC+1
<acdw> quick! you only have 7 minutes!!!!
<crr> until...?
<acdw> it's 8

238: score: -17 /


june | is tilde.zone broken?
 fen | seeems like it
june | I hope that's unrelated
june | and PG-13 movies didn't
     | break both tooter and
     | tilde.zone
ensa | just tried to post through
     | toot and 'Unknown error'
june | I blame ubergeek
 fen | i blame capitalism

199: score: -18 /