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13:44 <+jan6> put it in #share
13:44 <+jan6> c'mon, nobody ever uses #share, blow some life into it!
13:47 * cdmnky blows into it

66: score: 2 ↑/↓

<virtual> *starts humming*
<khuxkm|lounge> (I legit read that as "starts humping" and almost burst out laughing)

19: score: 2 ↑/↓

<brendo> anyone have a hooman charger i can borrow
<xfnw> whats a hooman charger
<brendo> a charger you plug into humans to recharge
<CommunistWolf> what voltage do humans tend to take?
<sennomo> In the words of George Carlin: Bend over and let's find out!

267: score: 1 ↑/↓

< june> modern society and technology and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

273: score: 0 ↑/↓

16:26 <brendantcc_lounge> -_-
16:27 <~ben> :x
17:25 <dokuja> :(
17:25 <aewens> :o
17:26 <~ben> :3
17:26 <aewens> :<
17:27 <~ben> :>
17:27 <dokuja> :S
17:31 <~ben> :Z
17:46 <ubergeek> /
17:47 <ubergeek> c-c-c-combo breaker!

89: score: 0 ↑/↓

13:07:25 @idlerpg_bot │ jan6 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, from level 41.

46: score: 0 ↑/↓

<mattx> xwindows: just so you know
<mattx> Java CPUs are real
<xfnw> mattx: oh no
<mattx> xfnw: JAVA. NOW.
<mattx> 3 BILLION DEVICES SUFFER
<mattx> java, #1 masochism platform

227: score: -1 ↑/↓

15:52 <handyc> I was stuck in a room with only a table
15:52 <handyc> I saw the table there
15:52 <handyc> I used the saw to cut the table in half
15:52 <handyc> Two halves make a whole
15:52 <handyc> I used the hole to escape

151: score: -1 ↑/↓

17:31 <june> I don't want to eat shit I want to eat ass!

223: score: -2 ↑/↓

01:20 <tits> bc im a prodigy unicorn programmer
01:20 <stompy> im 7 years old
01:20 <brendan> hm...
01:20 <~ben> i'm 3
01:20 <stompy> man
01:20 <tits> i work at facebook now and ive made huge commits to react
01:20 <stompy> i was writing C before my c section
01:20 <stompy> i been runnin this game homie
01:21 <stompy> stackin paper

109: score: -2 ↑/↓

11:38 <@virtual> ex em pee pee
11:38 <~ben> pepe
11:38 <~ben> peepee
11:38 <@virtual> haha

51: score: -2 ↑/↓

15:25 <+jan6> because "know your enemy, especially if you like them"
15:25 <~ben> hm
15:25 <~ben> i don't know if that's how the quote goes
15:26 <+jan6> it sure is now!

9: score: -2 ↑/↓

22:18 <@khuxkm> hey jayden
22:18 <@khuxkm> I wanna show you a magic trick
22:19 <@khuxkm> wanna see it?
22:19 < jayden> khuxkm: i have a new way to distribute malicious linux scripts for mass destruction ;)
22:19 <@khuxkm> but do you want to see my magic trick
22:19 < jayden> yeah
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22:19 < xfnw> lol khuxkm oper abuse!
22:19 < anelki> lmfao
22:19 < hackintech> is a gline a magic trick
22:19 < hackintech> asking for a friend
22:19 < anelki> lmfaooo
22:19 <@khuxkm> no but a killall -u jmw2020 irssi is

236: score: -3 ↑/↓

11:16 <rain1> 16hi
11:16 <~ben> henlo rain1
11:17 <~ben> what happened to rain0
11:17 <~ben> or just rain
11:17 <jesopo> this rain is lua
11:17 <jesopo> 1 indexed

159: score: -3 ↑/↓

07:52     dozens | i like the idea of gherkin and tdd
07:53     dozens | never been on a team disciplined enough to do it though
07:53   lucidiot | gherking off on tddies i see
07:53     dozens | omg

274: score: -4 ↑/↓