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20:29 <~gbmor> if water that touches holy water becomes holy water by association, and you pour holy water into the atlantic, have you just blessed the rains down in Africa?

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11:16 <rain1> 16hi
11:16 <~ben> henlo rain1
11:17 <~ben> what happened to rain0
11:17 <~ben> or just rain
11:17 <jesopo> this rain is lua
11:17 <jesopo> 1 indexed

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20:26 <~tomasino> guys! crazy news. Apparently this dude on the internet haxxor'd my interwebz and has video of me masturbating to illegal porn! OHNOES! I guess I better pay him all my moneys to stay quiet.
20:27 <~tomasino> jokes on him... i ONLY masturbate to spam emails

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This is Matthew Giesman (matthew.giesman@forestgate.org, https://mgiesman.wordpress.com, 719-495-5672) pastor at Forestgate PCA Church in Colorado Springs. Please contact me if you are interested.

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22:48 <cat> lsd sounds rad

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17:48 <+aewens> I think I might keep confetti in my pockets to toss in the air to difuse the situation so I can run away
17:48 <@ben> lol being seen and being approached to talk about your man bun are very different things
17:50 <+aewens> In reality, I just try to think of the weirdest way I can respond to convince them they shouldn't try to continue this conversation.
17:51 <+aewens> "Oh hey, a fellow man bun" "Ah yes, I too wrap up my head noodles for the pastafarian lord"

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random bs to push new entries into main page because tilde people don't understand how sql works

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[06:12] ~@virtua+| lol
[06:12]        * | virtual is dead i guess lol
[06:29]      <-- | virtual
                 | (virtual@mtrlpq0313w-lp130-04-76-66-189-206.dsl.bell.ca) has 
                 | quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)

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random bs to push new entries into main page because tilde people don't understand how sql works

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random bs to push shit into main page because tilde people don't understand how sql works

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random bs to push new entries into main page because tilde people don't understand how sql works

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random bs to push new entries into main page because tilde people don't understand how sql works

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07:52     dozens | i like the idea of gherkin and tdd
07:53     dozens | never been on a team disciplined enough to do it though
07:53   lucidiot | gherking off on tddies i see
07:53     dozens | omg

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22:18 <@khuxkm> hey jayden
22:18 <@khuxkm> I wanna show you a magic trick
22:19 <@khuxkm> wanna see it?
22:19 < jayden> khuxkm: i have a new way to distribute malicious linux scripts for mass destruction ;)
22:19 <@khuxkm> but do you want to see my magic trick
22:19 < jayden> yeah
22:19 -!- cow2020 [jmw2020@tilde.team] has quit [A TLS packet with unexpected length was received.]
22:19 -!- jayden [jayden@jmw2020.TILDE] has quit [The TLS connection was non-properly terminated.]
22:19 -!- jmw2020 [jmw2020@tilde.team] has quit [The TLS connection was non-properly terminated.]
22:19 < xfnw> lol khuxkm oper abuse!
22:19 < anelki> lmfao
22:19 < hackintech> is a gline a magic trick
22:19 < hackintech> asking for a friend
22:19 < anelki> lmfaooo
22:19 <@khuxkm> no but a killall -u jmw2020 irssi is

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