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20:26 <~tomasino> guys! crazy news. Apparently this dude on the internet haxxor'd my interwebz and has video of me masturbating to illegal porn! OHNOES! I guess I better pay him all my moneys to stay quiet.
20:27 <~tomasino> jokes on him... i ONLY masturbate to spam emails

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11:16 <rain1> 16hi
11:16 <~ben> henlo rain1
11:17 <~ben> what happened to rain0
11:17 <~ben> or just rain
11:17 <jesopo> this rain is lua
11:17 <jesopo> 1 indexed

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20:29 <~gbmor> if water that touches holy water becomes holy water by association, and you pour holy water into the atlantic, have you just blessed the rains down in Africa?

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[06:12] ~@virtua+| lol
[06:12]        * | virtual is dead i guess lol
[06:29]      <-- | virtual
                 | (virtual@mtrlpq0313w-lp130-04-76-66-189-206.dsl.bell.ca) has 
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22:48 <cat> lsd sounds rad

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22:41 <jan6> enough NormalHuman555 fun for today
22:41 <NormalHuman555> jan6, Sounds like fun, i'm using, i'll have a "mood" to those who're not careful enough with their wordings.
22:41 <jan6> that...sounds a bit like a threat

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This is Matthew Giesman (matthew.giesman@forestgate.org, https://mgiesman.wordpress.com, 719-495-5672) pastor at Forestgate PCA Church in Colorado Springs. Please contact me if you are interested.

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15:25 <+jan6> because "know your enemy, especially if you like them"
15:25 <~ben> hm
15:25 <~ben> i don't know if that's how the quote goes
15:26 <+jan6> it sure is now!

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