top quotes of all time

<mattx> hold on why is the hostname still not set to frogphone9000
<mattx> i asked lineageos nicely >:(

226: score: 16 ↑/↓

05:44 <SinaCutie> Yes, I put your temp password as 'honk my butt please'
05:44 <SinaCutie> omg. This is the wrong tty
05:44 <SinaCutie> Time to uh, go make that coffee

161: score: 16 ↑/↓

<virtual> *starts humming*
<khuxkm|lounge> (I legit read that as "starts humping" and almost burst out laughing)

19: score: 16 ↑/↓

wew lad

10: score: 16 ↑/↓

This is Matthew Giesman (matthew.giesman@forestgate.org - 719-495-5672) Teaching Elder at Forestgate PCA Church in Colorado Springs. Please contact me if you are interested.

306: score: 15 ↑/↓

<rawktucc> no retirement fund plan lol
<rawktucc> becuase i doubt it matters in 15 years
<rawktucc> because
<rawktucc> fuck this phone kyneeboard
<alex11> kyneeboard
<rawktucc> keybiard w
<demure> sounds like an ergonomic phone kyneeboard
<rawktucc> KRYBOARD
<rawktucc> aaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHH

260: score: 15 ↑/↓

20:29 <~gbmor> if water that touches holy water becomes holy water by association, and you pour holy water into the atlantic, have you just blessed the rains down in Africa?

232: score: 15 ↑/↓

20:26 <~tomasino> guys! crazy news. Apparently this dude on the internet haxxor'd my interwebz and has video of me masturbating to illegal porn! OHNOES! I guess I better pay him all my moneys to stay quiet.
20:27 <~tomasino> jokes on him... i ONLY masturbate to spam emails

152: score: 14 ↑/↓

<brendo> i say we create our own starlink and call it  T I L D E L I N K
<~ben> no
<spider> wtf
<~ben> fuck elongated muskrat
<~ben> the worst
<chmodrwx> Star link would actually be an improvement
<xfnw> elon musky wusky uwu
<~ben> no
<~deepend> lol
<brendo> xfnw how many times to i have to say it... keep it in yo  P A N T S

265: score: 13 ↑/↓

07:36  * ivan waves
07:36  * brendo waves back
07:36 <npa> hey ivan
07:36 <ivan> hi npa, brendo
07:37 <brendo> hiya ivan, npa
07:37 <npa> hi npa

210: score: 13 ↑/↓

random bs to push new entries into main page because tilde people don't understand how sql works

316: score: 12 ↑/↓

random bs to push new entries into main page because tilde people don't understand how sql works

315: score: 12 ↑/↓

16:26 <brendantcc_lounge> -_-
16:27 <~ben> :x
17:25 <dokuja> :(
17:25 <aewens> :o
17:26 <~ben> :3
17:26 <aewens> :<
17:27 <~ben> :>
17:27 <dokuja> :S
17:31 <~ben> :Z
17:46 <ubergeek> /
17:47 <ubergeek> c-c-c-combo breaker!

89: score: 12 ↑/↓

17:48 <+aewens> I think I might keep confetti in my pockets to toss in the air to difuse the situation so I can run away
17:48 <@ben> lol being seen and being approached to talk about your man bun are very different things
17:50 <+aewens> In reality, I just try to think of the weirdest way I can respond to convince them they shouldn't try to continue this conversation.
17:51 <+aewens> "Oh hey, a fellow man bun" "Ah yes, I too wrap up my head noodles for the pastafarian lord"

28: score: 12 ↑/↓

01:32 once you deviate from the script it all goes to hell, in this case the script itself is gone

189: score: 11 ↑/↓