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14:13 <ntk> hi
14:13 <ntk> are you like one of those gen z's who goes to groceries and contaminates dairy products and posts it to tik-tok?

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13:23:37 @cmccabe | hey ben
13:23:48     ~ben | how goes it
13:23:54     ~ben | happy december
13:24:09 @cmccabe | it goes
13:24:22 @cmccabe | but it is december and the snow i ordered still hasn't arrived
13:24:42     ~ben | you ordered snow? wtf
13:24:46     ~ben | i'm so glad we don't have any yet
13:25:04 @cmccabe | i love snow
13:25:13     ~ben | you should move to michigan then
13:25:26     ~ben | i've had enough for several lifetimes

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11:02 <edwardthefma> Halloween is almost hear
11:03 <+aewens> I can almost here it

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13:18 <zyeri> did someone mention arch? 'cause I also use arch, btw
13:18 <zyeri> also btw I use arch
13:18 <ubergeek> Oh, you use arch?  I use arch as well!
13:18 <zyeri> excellent! Another arch user who uses arch, like myself!

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22:50 <ben> can i spotify even if i don't have an acconut?
22:50 <ben> a coconut
22:50 <ben> an account

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11:38 <@virtual> ex em pee pee
11:38 <~ben> pepe
11:38 <~ben> peepee
11:38 <@virtual> haha

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~rndusr: merp
~xfnw: merp
~cano: merp
~rndusr: merp
~cano: you said it twice
~rndusr: merp
~cano: STOP, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
~rndusr: while true: print('merp')
~cano: THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
rndusr has kicked cano (yes)
cano has joined #chaos
~cano: I AM CONTACTING THE POLICE
~cano: They're going to come here and arrest you
~cano: They're going to process you
~cano: They're going to put you in a meat grinder
~rndusr: what
~cano: They're going to make sausage out of you
~cano: You will be sausage, mark my words
~rndusr: that sounds like a crime
~cano: I am a criminal
~rndusr: plot twist

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12:05 <TildeBot> I can learn about whatever you say! I hope you have no right to exist as a sentient being.
12:05 <@ben> TildeBot: no u
12:05 <TildeBot> ben: Yes i am at least you and i find the mere suggestion insulting!

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07:52     dozens | i like the idea of gherkin and tdd
07:53     dozens | never been on a team disciplined enough to do it though
07:53   lucidiot | gherking off on tddies i see
07:53     dozens | omg

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<virtual> tilde.team is cool just pointing that out kthxbye

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17:45 <june> in Haskell they don't say hello world they say "succ my nat" and I think that's beautiful

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22:41 <jan6> enough NormalHuman555 fun for today
22:41 <NormalHuman555> jan6, Sounds like fun, i'm using, i'll have a "mood" to those who're not careful enough with their wordings.
22:41 <jan6> that...sounds a bit like a threat

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20:07:51    --> | dozens (~dozens@127.0.0.1) has joined #blamejan6
20:07:58 dozens | i just spilled coffee on my chair
20:08:01 dozens | i blame jan6
20:08:05    <-- | dozens (~dozens@127.0.0.1) has left #blamejan6 (WeeChat 2.2)

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09:48:33 ~ben │ how do you even fail a music class
09:48:35 ~ben │ that's fucked    

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20:27 < neko> hello am back
20:27 < anton> hello
20:27 < anton> am anton
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20:29 < xfnw> anton are you sure you are anton???
20:29 < anton> I lied
20:29 < anton> I'm kylie
20:29 < xfnw> :o anton is not anton from antonmcclure.com
20:30 < anton> antonmcclure.com isn't real, it never existed
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20:33 < kylie> i'm anton
20:33 < anton> from antonmcclure.com
20:33 <~khuxkm> this whole time you two just pretended to be each other and nobody had a clue :V
20:33 < june> I don't like this
20:33 < june> I like when kylie is kylie and anton is anton 
20:33 < anton> it makes sense now
20:34 -!- kylie is now known as antonmcclure
20:34 < antonmcclure> hey i'm anton
20:34 < anton> the McCl from McClure is actually a Kylie McClain reference
20:34 < xfnw> hi antonmcclure 
20:34 < june> dislike
20:34 < anton> hi antonmcclure 
20:34 -!- anton is now known as kylie
20:34 < antonmcclure> hi kylie
20:34 < kylie> kylie
20:34 < antonmcclure> kylie
20:34 < xfnw> kylie
20:34 < kylie> /msg nickserv group
20:34 < kylie> oops
20:34 < xfnw> lol
20:34 <~khuxkm> a spot on kylie impression
20:34 < antonmcclure> lol
20:35 -!- acdw [~acdw@2600:8807:282:6c00:eab1:fcff:fedc:d728] has joined #meta
20:35 < neko> weechat does the exact same disconnecting thing now but for a completely different error
20:35  * xfnw loafs acdw
20:35 < antonmcclure> okay i wanna go back to being kylie lol
20:35 <~khuxkm> loaf
20:35 < antonmcclure> i like being kylie
20:35 -!- kylie is now known as anton
20:35  * acdw is confused
20:35 -!- antonmcclure is now known as kylie
20:35 < acdw> ehllo everyone
20:35  * anton liked being kylie

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