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22:50 <ben> can i spotify even if i don't have an acconut?
22:50 <ben> a coconut
22:50 <ben> an account

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<~FreeAppSW> Hmmm

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12:05 <TildeBot> I can learn about whatever you say! I hope you have no right to exist as a sentient being.
12:05 <@ben> TildeBot: no u
12:05 <TildeBot> ben: Yes i am at least you and i find the mere suggestion insulting!

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random bs to push new entries into main page because tilde people don't understand how sql works

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[00:57:36] <npa> it sounds loose in atlanta jesus christ

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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random bs to push new entries into main page because tilde people don't understand how sql works

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This is Matthew Giesman (matthew.giesman@forestgate.org - 719-495-5672) Teaching Elder at Forestgate PCA Church in Colorado Springs. Please contact me if you are interested.

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07:52     dozens | i like the idea of gherkin and tdd
07:53     dozens | never been on a team disciplined enough to do it though
07:53   lucidiot | gherking off on tddies i see
07:53     dozens | omg

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20:29 <~gbmor> if water that touches holy water becomes holy water by association, and you pour holy water into the atlantic, have you just blessed the rains down in Africa?

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<virtual> tilde.team is cool just pointing that out kthxbye

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Shall we yeet?
Yeet we shall.
Shall we ever yeet into the sunset for the yaughten one?

Yeet we shall.

We yote and we yote
Until our yooters were yaught
And the sun shone happily,
Upon its beyaughten children.

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<brendo> i say we create our own starlink and call it  T I L D E L I N K
<~ben> no
<spider> wtf
<~ben> fuck elongated muskrat
<~ben> the worst
<chmodrwx> Star link would actually be an improvement
<xfnw> elon musky wusky uwu
<~ben> no
<~deepend> lol
<brendo> xfnw how many times to i have to say it... keep it in yo  P A N T S

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<rawktucc> no retirement fund plan lol
<rawktucc> becuase i doubt it matters in 15 years
<rawktucc> because
<rawktucc> fuck this phone kyneeboard
<alex11> kyneeboard
<rawktucc> keybiard w
<demure> sounds like an ergonomic phone kyneeboard
<rawktucc> KRYBOARD
<rawktucc> aaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHH

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15:14:53 < jan6> bake me, login

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