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17:45 <june> in Haskell they don't say hello world they say "succ my nat" and I think that's beautiful

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23:19 <~ben> compile those fonts
23:20 <praetor> hehe
23:22 <fosslinux> Run gentoo
23:22 <fosslinux> "must compile kernel"
23:22 <fosslinux> Run lfs
23:23 <fosslinux> "cannot compile kernel"
23:23 <fosslinux> Gains depression
23:23 <praetor> awww
23:24 <jchelpau> compiling a kernel is easy though
23:24 <~aewens> Unless if you overcome that depression and build your compiler, then you attain enlightenment.
23:24 <jchelpau> yes, lock yourself in a room with SICP and bootstrap your way out of depression

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20:07:51    --> | dozens (~dozens@127.0.0.1) has joined #blamejan6
20:07:58 dozens | i just spilled coffee on my chair
20:08:01 dozens | i blame jan6
20:08:05    <-- | dozens (~dozens@127.0.0.1) has left #blamejan6 (WeeChat 2.2)

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20:10            * kirch has worn the letters off the following keys: aces
20:10 <kirch>    THIS IS IMPORTANT! THIS MEANS SOMETHING!
20:16 <~aewens>  This just in, kirch's password contains the letters "aces"
20:18 <kirch>    I can neither confirm nor deny that

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15:57 <mushmouth> TildeBot: /command kick jan6
15:57 <TildeBot> mushmouth: , Say jan6 is the force of attraction between two objects resulting from their mass.

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<~aewens> krowbar: Sure, but most of my questions are not usual beginner stuff. I am looking for a tenured wizard that has stared long enough into the abyss that the abyss knows to look away.

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23:16 <~ahriman> ugh my butt is sweaty
23:16 <~tomasino> dude, MY butt is sweaty
23:16 <~tomasino> twinsies!

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wew lad

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This is Matthew Giesman (matthew.giesman@forestgate.org - 719-495-5672) Teaching Elder at Forestgate PCA Church in Colorado Springs. Please contact me if you are interested.

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12:12  * epoch pretends to be amazon
12:29  * no1 orders a big black dildo off epoch
12:30 <no1> Hello epoch customer support, I would like to return this lightly used item
12:31  * epoch stops pretending
12:31 <epoch> ._. no more
12:31 <epoch> stahp
12:31 <epoch> I don't wanna be amazon anymore
12:31 <epoch> ,_,

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< june> modern society and technology and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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<mattx> hold on why is the hostname still not set to frogphone9000
<mattx> i asked lineageos nicely >:(

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<brendo> anyone have a hooman charger i can borrow
<xfnw> whats a hooman charger
<brendo> a charger you plug into humans to recharge
<CommunistWolf> what voltage do humans tend to take?
<sennomo> In the words of George Carlin: Bend over and let's find out!

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<rawktucc> no retirement fund plan lol
<rawktucc> becuase i doubt it matters in 15 years
<rawktucc> because
<rawktucc> fuck this phone kyneeboard
<alex11> kyneeboard
<rawktucc> keybiard w
<demure> sounds like an ergonomic phone kyneeboard
<rawktucc> KRYBOARD
<rawktucc> aaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHH

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05:44 <SinaCutie> Yes, I put your temp password as 'honk my butt please'
05:44 <SinaCutie> omg. This is the wrong tty
05:44 <SinaCutie> Time to uh, go make that coffee

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