12:12 * epoch pretends to be amazon
12:29 * no1 orders a big black dildo off epoch
12:30 <no1> Hello epoch customer support, I would like to return this lightly used item
12:31 * epoch stops pretending
12:31 <epoch> ._. no more
12:31 <epoch> stahp
12:31 <epoch> I don't wanna be amazon anymore
12:31 <epoch> ,_,
05:44 <SinaCutie> Yes, I put your temp password as 'honk my butt please'
05:44 <SinaCutie> omg. This is the wrong tty
05:44 <SinaCutie> Time to uh, go make that coffee
[19:30] FreeApp2014: @Rph should I create an empty ruby file so it hangs around in my rpc and triggers you?
[19:38] Rph: oh you fucking
[19:40] FreeApp2014: ?
[19:40] Rph: smh(edited)
[19:40] Rph: you make me angry
[21:59] Ale32bit: please give me
[21:59] Rph: $10
[21:59] Ale32bit: this is the last time i ask you for help
[21:59] Ale32bit: fuck off rph
[21:59] Rph: just an FYI, that function is barely 20 lines long
[22:00] Rph: and I said $10 because I have to look in old code to dig it up
This is Joshua Drake (joshua.p.drake@gmail.com - 719-495-5672) Ruling Elder from Forestgate PCA Church. What you are doing is wrong and you should stop.
This is Joshua Drake (joshua.p.drake@gmail.com - 719-495-5672) Ruling Elder from Forestgate PCA Church. What you are doing is wrong and you should stop.
~rndusr: merp
~xfnw: merp
~cano: merp
~rndusr: merp
~cano: you said it twice
~rndusr: merp
~cano: STOP, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
~rndusr: while true: print('merp')
~cano: THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
rndusr has kicked cano (yes)
cano has joined #chaos
~cano: I AM CONTACTING THE POLICE
~cano: They're going to come here and arrest you
~cano: They're going to process you
~cano: They're going to put you in a meat grinder
~rndusr: what
~cano: They're going to make sausage out of you
~cano: You will be sausage, mark my words
~rndusr: that sounds like a crime
~cano: I am a criminal
~rndusr: plot twist
<mattx> xwindows: just so you know
<mattx> Java CPUs are real
<xfnw> mattx: oh no
<mattx> xfnw: JAVA. NOW.
<mattx> 3 BILLION DEVICES SUFFER
<mattx> java, #1 masochism platform
21:54 <cat> don't forget to save regularly dudes
21:55 <cat> a friendly PSA from ya local IT teacher
21:55 <brendantcc|web> lol
21:55 <brendantcc|web> let me guess - you screwed up and closed a project you spent the last 6 hours or so?
21:56 <cat> no, because i save regularly
21:56 <brendantcc|web> lol right okay
21:56 <slipyx> also *commit early and often*
21:56 <brendantcc|web> lmaooo
21:56 <cat> my students however did not and are gonna fail the class
21:57 <~ahriman> oof
21:57 <khuxkm|lounge> massive oof
15:05 <+aewens> Denounce your discord gods and join the cult of irc
15:06 <+aewens> SSH in and explore the depths of shell with us
15:06 <eeeeeta> IRC ftw
15:07 <@ben> more like depths of (s)hell amirite