top quotes of all time


[19:30] FreeApp2014: @Rph should I create an empty ruby file so it hangs around in my rpc and triggers you?
[19:38] Rph: oh you fucking
[19:40] FreeApp2014: ?
[19:40] Rph: smh(edited)
[19:40] Rph: you make me angry

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wew lad

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This is Matthew Giesman (matthew.giesman@forestgate.org - 719-495-5672) Teaching Elder at Forestgate PCA Church in Colorado Springs. Please contact me if you are interested.

306: score: 4 /


20:29 <~gbmor> if water that touches holy water becomes holy water by association, and you pour holy water into the atlantic, have you just blessed the rains down in Africa?

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[06:12] ~@virtua+| lol
[06:12]        * | virtual is dead i guess lol
[06:29]      <-- | virtual
                 | (virtual@mtrlpq0313w-lp130-04-76-66-189-206.dsl.bell.ca) has 
                 | quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)

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15:05 <+aewens> Denounce your discord gods and join the cult of irc
15:06 <+aewens> SSH in and explore the depths of shell with us
15:06 <eeeeeta> IRC ftw
15:07 <@ben> more like depths of (s)hell amirite

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22:23 <~ben> dasharez0ne

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05:44 <SinaCutie> Yes, I put your temp password as 'honk my butt please'
05:44 <SinaCutie> omg. This is the wrong tty
05:44 <SinaCutie> Time to uh, go make that coffee

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22:43 <fosslinux> the great tilde.team migration 2: was this to hetzner
22:43 <~khuxkm|lounge> yeah'
22:43 <~khuxkm|lounge> well to a dedi box at least
22:44 <~khuxkm|lounge> the first one was to a VPS
22:44 <~tomasino> ;) ben
22:44 <fosslinux> from?
22:44 <~khuxkm|lounge> idfk ask ben
22:44 <~tomasino> before hetzner? ben ran tilde.team in his head
22:44 <fosslinux> lol
22:44 <~tomasino> he sketched it out on paper really fast
22:44 <fosslinux> 6gb -> 64 gb
22:44 <fosslinux> ram
22:44 <~tomasino> incredible stuff, but the headaches!
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> tomasino: no, he typed it into the computer
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> but yeah the headaches were probably terrible
22:45 <~tomasino> it was just ben running netcat and typing back to everyone in real time
22:45 <fosslinux> lol
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> so glad he got the VPS to lighten the load on himself
22:45 <~tomasino> seriously
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> to this day, though, the real mission-critical processes are ran in his head
22:45 <~tomasino> quote 99, eh?
22:45 <~tomasino> how many quotes are me now?
22:45 <~khuxkm|lounge> don't tell him I told you

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[21:59] Ale32bit: please give me
[21:59] Rph: $10
[21:59] Ale32bit: this is the last time i ask you for help
[21:59] Ale32bit: fuck off rph
[21:59] Rph: just an FYI, that function is barely 20 lines long
[22:00] Rph: and I said $10 because I have to look in old code to dig it up

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This is Joshua Drake (joshua.p.drake@gmail.com - 719-495-5672) Ruling Elder from Forestgate PCA Church. What you are doing is wrong and you should stop.

304: score: 2 /


14:13 <ntk> hi
14:13 <ntk> are you like one of those gen z's who goes to groceries and contaminates dairy products and posts it to tik-tok?

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12:12  * epoch pretends to be amazon
12:29  * no1 orders a big black dildo off epoch
12:30 <no1> Hello epoch customer support, I would like to return this lightly used item
12:31  * epoch stops pretending
12:31 <epoch> ._. no more
12:31 <epoch> stahp
12:31 <epoch> I don't wanna be amazon anymore
12:31 <epoch> ,_,

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21:54 <cat>  don't forget to save regularly dudes
21:55 <cat>  a friendly PSA from ya local IT teacher
21:55 <brendantcc|web>  lol
21:55 <brendantcc|web>  let me guess - you screwed up and closed a project you spent the last 6 hours or so?
21:56 <cat>  no, because i save regularly
21:56 <brendantcc|web>  lol right okay
21:56 <slipyx>  also *commit early and often*
21:56 <brendantcc|web>  lmaooo
21:56 <cat>  my students however did not and are gonna fail the class
21:57 <~ahriman>  oof
21:57 <khuxkm|lounge>  massive oof

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10:26:27 <Kneezle|Web> Can you imagine? I would have had to spend this 40-minute walk actually enjoying the sun. Instead of hanging out with you people
10:26:41 <Kneezle|Web> That wasn't even sarcastic, I'm not a big fan of the outdoors.
10:26:41 <~ahriman> haha
10:26:46 <~ahriman> the horror!
10:27:14 <Kneezle|Web> I realized, that I was spending too much time indoors, when at one point my tired instinct was to look for a dimmer switch to turn the sun down
10:27:29 <Kneezle|Web> Needless to say I didn't find one
10:28:05 <~ahriman> hahaha!
10:29:21 <Kneezle|Web> At least to my credit, I didn't try to turn the sun off
10:29:27 <Kneezle|Web> I knew I couldn't do that for some reason
10:29:42 <Kneezle|Web> But when you're grasping around the air for a dimmer switch, you need to rethink your life
10:29:54 <~ahriman> i've actually done that before
10:30:09 <Kneezle|Web> Lol you too??
10:30:17 <Kneezle|Web> I thought that was something unique to my stupidity

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