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~rndusr: merp
~xfnw: merp
~cano: merp
~rndusr: merp
~cano: you said it twice
~rndusr: merp
~cano: STOP, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
~rndusr: while true: print('merp')
~cano: THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
rndusr has kicked cano (yes)
cano has joined #chaos
~cano: I AM CONTACTING THE POLICE
~cano: They're going to come here and arrest you
~cano: They're going to process you
~cano: They're going to put you in a meat grinder
~rndusr: what
~cano: They're going to make sausage out of you
~cano: You will be sausage, mark my words
~rndusr: that sounds like a crime
~cano: I am a criminal
~rndusr: plot twist

264: score: 35 ↑/↓


12:53 <@khuxkm|lounge> 'cause I'd rather have my asthma be worse than stop using linux

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<~aewens> krowbar: Sure, but most of my questions are not usual beginner stuff. I am looking for a tenured wizard that has stared long enough into the abyss that the abyss knows to look away.

134: score: 34 ↑/↓


16:41 * @khuxkm is now known as * @MrBungle
16:41 * @MrBungle is now known as * @khuxkm
16:56 * Kneezle|web is now known as * thetwo
16:56 * thetwo is now known as * Kneezle|Web
16:59 * Kneezle|Web is now known as * theforth
16:59 * theforth is now known as * Kneezle|Web
17:00 * @jan6 is now known as * @Agent_Smith
17:01 * Kneezle|Web is now known as * Agent_Smith[2]
17:03 * Agent_Smith[2] is now known as * Kneezle|web
17:03 * @Agent_Smith is now known as * @Agent_Smith[1]
17:04 * @Agent_Smith[1] is now known as * @jan6

112: score: 34 ↑/↓


and now for a more serious quote:

"anything that gets repeated enough that [brendo] wants to alias is being over used"

    ~demure
          2021

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< june> modern society and technology and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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<~ben> PSA hostserv has been disabled
<lauren> why?
<anton> I forgot what hostserv was for a moment
<~ben> 1) it's a pain to maintain 2) people keep requesting dumb hostnames
<lauren> heh, fair
<xfnw> aw
<kumquat> lol
<anton> what's the dumbest hostname you've seen so far
<~ben> i don't remember
<julian> art.local?
<xfnw> was it richard.stallmans.toe.cheese?
<aravk> wtf
<anton> gross
<anton> aravk: you should replace nyku's ignore with an xfnw ignore :p
<xfnw> lol antons ignore evading?
<aravk> xfnw doesn't troll though, they shitpost
<aravk> I don't mind that
<aravk> everyone shitposts
<aravk> I mind trolls

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sometimes I go pp

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16:30 <~ben> tildeverse hug of love
16:30 <dozens> \o/ <3
16:30 * tomasino tilde's the crap out of dozens
16:31 * dozens craps the tilde out of tomasino
16:31 <+tomasino> oof

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09:55 <dozens> happy friday townies
09:55 <dozens> happy tie day, frownies!
09:57 <chimerae> =( :>===
09:58 <netscape_navigator> lol

163: score: 31 ↑/↓


23:19 <~ben> compile those fonts
23:20 <praetor> hehe
23:22 <fosslinux> Run gentoo
23:22 <fosslinux> "must compile kernel"
23:22 <fosslinux> Run lfs
23:23 <fosslinux> "cannot compile kernel"
23:23 <fosslinux> Gains depression
23:23 <praetor> awww
23:24 <jchelpau> compiling a kernel is easy though
23:24 <~aewens> Unless if you overcome that depression and build your compiler, then you attain enlightenment.
23:24 <jchelpau> yes, lock yourself in a room with SICP and bootstrap your way out of depression

121: score: 31 ↑/↓


20:07:51    --> | dozens (~dozens@127.0.0.1) has joined #blamejan6
20:07:58 dozens | i just spilled coffee on my chair
20:08:01 dozens | i blame jan6
20:08:05    <-- | dozens (~dozens@127.0.0.1) has left #blamejan6 (WeeChat 2.2)

68: score: 31 ↑/↓


12:12  * epoch pretends to be amazon
12:29  * no1 orders a big black dildo off epoch
12:30 <no1> Hello epoch customer support, I would like to return this lightly used item
12:31  * epoch stops pretending
12:31 <epoch> ._. no more
12:31 <epoch> stahp
12:31 <epoch> I don't wanna be amazon anymore
12:31 <epoch> ,_,

132: score: 30 ↑/↓


[21:59] Ale32bit: please give me
[21:59] Rph: $10
[21:59] Ale32bit: this is the last time i ask you for help
[21:59] Ale32bit: fuck off rph
[21:59] Rph: just an FYI, that function is barely 20 lines long
[22:00] Rph: and I said $10 because I have to look in old code to dig it up

34: score: 30 ↑/↓


17:39 * doug (doug@toma.horph.com) has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
17:39 <@ben> bye doug
17:39 <@ben> another day another doug

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