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22:07:01 <cdmnky> I can see it right now, my mother walks in my room while doing system updates and asks "Are you hacking right now?"

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[14:37:49] <netscape_navigator> What's your favorite game and why is it Stardew Valley?
[14:38:19] <netscape_navigator> I want to quit my day job to get more serious about my farming
[14:38:43] <jan6> make a youtube channel
[14:38:52] <jan6> make videos about stardew
[14:38:54] <jan6> boom
[14:38:56] <jan6> there you go
[14:39:00] <threv> | 'dis ya boi, netscape_navigator, comin at ya live from stardew'
[14:39:04] <threv> | 'smash that like and subscribe button'
[14:39:56] <netscape_navigator> Maybe I can be one of those masked youtubers, since I am a deprecated web
                                browser after all
[14:40:03] <netscape_navigator> maybe a CRT screen for a head or sth idk
[14:41:13] <rdh> Pass all of your dialog through the mac speak program like that kid from Blank Check
[14:41:55] <~ben> it could even be a tilderadio show
[14:42:04] <netscape_navigator> OH MAN
[14:42:36] <jan6> macspeak asmr stardew valley livestream
[14:42:44] <netscape_navigator> lol im 'sposed to be working right now
[14:42:52] <threv> | yes, working on this channel

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<cren> i am the keeper of the qdb now, effectively. all the quotes from the last couple of weeks were uploaded by me i think

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14:09 <~ben> i love my x1 carbon
14:10 <mushmouth> nice ben
14:10 <mushmouth> do you have a t420?

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june | is tilde.zone broken?
 fen | seeems like it
june | I hope that's unrelated
june | and PG-13 movies didn't
     | break both tooter and
     | tilde.zone
ensa | just tried to post through
     | toot and 'Unknown error'
june | I blame ubergeek
 fen | i blame capitalism

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kieran: "how does one put a quote on the db?"
brendo: "it's quite easy" *shows him how"
casper cat: ***prolonged meow***

(so now you know how to put a fucking quote up, happy now kieran!?)

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22:47 <khuxkm> ben: fix the description you zipper

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snowdusk> one time my dad asked Siri to 'play "Thank you for the Music" by ABBA", siri replied, "you're quite welcome!"

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23:56 <desvox> if i was sober i could afford things
23:56 <desvox> not worth it
23:56 <+jan6> if you were sober you could afford more booze :3
23:57 <desvox> saving up for the best relapse of my life
23:59 <kumquat> brilliant jan6
23:59 <~ben> lol qotd

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12:01 <+aewens> Don't use nouns as your username if you don't want accidental pings.
12:02 <+aewens> There could be dozens of people who login to virtual servers, just like this one saying things people may think are a sin unless of you're a phoenix who cares not because it's a scifi creature.

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11:12:52 < death> winehq can suck my peen

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14:10 <josh> i read the little schemer and decided it was a shit language
14:10 <dzwdz> dude
14:10 <dozens> oh my
...
14:19 <josh> okay i read more about scheme it seems fine

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16:44 <khuxkm|lounge> !admin down
16:44 <sotdbot> khuxkm|lounge: You can't tell me what to do!
16:44 <khuxkm|lounge> FUCK YOU BITCH I OWN YOU
16:44 <-- sotdbot (sotdbot@tilde.team) has quit (Connection closed)

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10:38 <@khuxkm> what's the point of sending memos to channels
10:38 <@khuxkm> :P
10:38 <@khuxkm> also, cool
10:38 <~ben> so someone can see it once they log in
10:38 <~ben> like if they weren't connected
10:38 <~ben> thx anope
10:39 <~ben> i figured out how to get the /ns /cs /os /hs /ms aliases set up last night :)
10:39 <@khuxkm> every time someone says anope I forget, for a brief moment, that that's a services package
10:39 <~ben> ahhhh nope
10:39 <~ben> anope
10:39 <@khuxkm> and, for a brief moment, I laugh
10:39 <~ben> lmao
10:39 <~ben> 1 brief moment
10:39 <~ben> not a boxers moment

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15:34 <benharri> !!tilde
15:34 <tracer> BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
15:35 <benharri> !!tilde
15:35 <tracer> BEP

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