top quotes of all time


20:27 < neko> hello am back
20:27 < anton> hello
20:27 < anton> am anton
-snip-
20:29 < xfnw> anton are you sure you are anton???
20:29 < anton> I lied
20:29 < anton> I'm kylie
20:29 < xfnw> :o anton is not anton from antonmcclure.com
20:30 < anton> antonmcclure.com isn't real, it never existed
-snip-
20:33 < kylie> i'm anton
20:33 < anton> from antonmcclure.com
20:33 <~khuxkm> this whole time you two just pretended to be each other and nobody had a clue :V
20:33 < june> I don't like this
20:33 < june> I like when kylie is kylie and anton is anton 
20:33 < anton> it makes sense now
20:34 -!- kylie is now known as antonmcclure
20:34 < antonmcclure> hey i'm anton
20:34 < anton> the McCl from McClure is actually a Kylie McClain reference
20:34 < xfnw> hi antonmcclure 
20:34 < june> dislike
20:34 < anton> hi antonmcclure 
20:34 -!- anton is now known as kylie
20:34 < antonmcclure> hi kylie
20:34 < kylie> kylie
20:34 < antonmcclure> kylie
20:34 < xfnw> kylie
20:34 < kylie> /msg nickserv group
20:34 < kylie> oops
20:34 < xfnw> lol
20:34 <~khuxkm> a spot on kylie impression
20:34 < antonmcclure> lol
20:35 -!- acdw [~acdw@2600:8807:282:6c00:eab1:fcff:fedc:d728] has joined #meta
20:35 < neko> weechat does the exact same disconnecting thing now but for a completely different error
20:35  * xfnw loafs acdw
20:35 < antonmcclure> okay i wanna go back to being kylie lol
20:35 <~khuxkm> loaf
20:35 < antonmcclure> i like being kylie
20:35 -!- kylie is now known as anton
20:35  * acdw is confused
20:35 -!- antonmcclure is now known as kylie
20:35 < acdw> ehllo everyone
20:35  * anton liked being kylie

231: score: 4 /


17:49 <drskrzyk> ./alias add ihadastroke say s/\(.\)\(.\)/\2\1/g
17:50 <jan6> lol
17:50 <jan6> better when you make it longer
17:50 <drskrzyk> that's what she...
17:50 <drskrzyk> *sigh* I'm out of the loop. Are "that's what she said" jokes bad now?
17:51 <jan6> drskrzyk: s/\(.\)\(.\)\(.\)\{2\}.\?/\2\3\1/g
17:51 <sedbot> <drskrzyk> sg* '*ot fto oe.Ap tetsahtwh si"aoejbd o?n
17:51 <drskrzyk> bloody hell.
17:51 <jan6> that's what she said
17:51 <drskrzyk> lga hahahaddkfhaskdgh haha
17:51 <jan6> *badum tss*

220: score: 4 /


15:14:53 < jan6> bake me, login

202: score: 4 /


09:43:44  * Kneezle licks the cheese
09:45:30  * arisotura farts on the cheese
09:47:29 < lickthecheese> ew dont fart on me

192: score: 4 /


21:48 <cmccabe> pm me your swear word

129: score: 4 /


13:23:37 @cmccabe | hey ben
13:23:48     ~ben | how goes it
13:23:54     ~ben | happy december
13:24:09 @cmccabe | it goes
13:24:22 @cmccabe | but it is december and the snow i ordered still hasn't arrived
13:24:42     ~ben | you ordered snow? wtf
13:24:46     ~ben | i'm so glad we don't have any yet
13:25:04 @cmccabe | i love snow
13:25:13     ~ben | you should move to michigan then
13:25:26     ~ben | i've had enough for several lifetimes

95: score: 4 /


20:56 <mushmouth> i also ended up getting 4 games for switch. well 3 but the 4th one i'm getting at cottage because they didn't have it at the store
20:57 <mushmouth> i'm getting doom for switch
20:57 <mushmouth> as my last game
20:57 <@ben> doom on a switch lol
20:57 <@ben> i don't have one either
20:57 <mushmouth> ben: it is actually on switch and m rated
20:57 <@ben> wewlad
20:58 <mushmouth> rock hard m rated
20:58 <mushmouth> i only get hard when a game is m rated
20:59 <@ben> lol wot

25: score: 4 /


23:37 <~tomasino> trains are pretty cool
23:38 <~tomasino> that opinion may be biased by a love of old detective novels which inevitably feature cool train scenes
23:38 <jan6> lol
23:38 <~tomasino> ooh, space mystery!
23:38 * tomasino adds to his todo list

127: score: 3 /


15:25 <+jan6> because "know your enemy, especially if you like them"
15:25 <~ben> hm
15:25 <~ben> i don't know if that's how the quote goes
15:26 <+jan6> it sure is now!

9: score: 3 /


09:54  * jesopo chews on broccoli
09:54  * lickthecheese eats asian food with asian vegtable
09:55  * jesopo eats lickthecheese

177: score: 1 /


<southerntofu> well you know we're litterally millions of people making the world a little bit better every day instead of just consuming life
<southerntofu> the only problem is intelligence services know us better than we do ourselves :D
<TechEmporium> lol
<TechEmporium> I wouldn't call them intelligence or a service. It'd be more of a service if they were more intelligent about how to serve their own people 

164: score: 1 /


<cren> i am the keeper of the qdb now, effectively. all the quotes from the last couple of weeks were uploaded by me i think

242: score: 0 /


11:02 <edwardthefma> Halloween is almost hear
11:03 <+aewens> I can almost here it

82: score: 0 /


<mattx> xwindows: just so you know
<mattx> Java CPUs are real
<xfnw> mattx: oh no
<mattx> xfnw: JAVA. NOW.
<mattx> 3 BILLION DEVICES SUFFER
<mattx> java, #1 masochism platform

227: score: -1 /


14:38 <TildeBot> How To Count Past Infinity - YouTube https://bhh.sh/2na
14:38 <+jan6> seen at some point of my existance
14:38 <TildeBot> I don't know who at is.
14:38 <+aewens> no u TildeBot 
14:38 <TildeBot> no u infinity aewens
14:38 <TildeBot> aewens: Wtf r u talkin bout.
14:39 <+jan6> tildebot doesn't now what existance is, after all
14:39 <TildeBot> jan6: , Quit your miserable existance at once!
14:39 <+jan6> lol

102: score: -1 /