top quotes of all time


14:09 <~ben> i love my x1 carbon
14:10 <mushmouth> nice ben
14:10 <mushmouth> do you have a t420?

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16:10 <~ben> 8gb is solid 
16:11 <tildebridge> <Miloteza> duh
16:11 <tildebridge> <Miloteza> if it were liquid it woudlnt work

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20:56 <mushmouth> i also ended up getting 4 games for switch. well 3 but the 4th one i'm getting at cottage because they didn't have it at the store
20:57 <mushmouth> i'm getting doom for switch
20:57 <mushmouth> as my last game
20:57 <@ben> doom on a switch lol
20:57 <@ben> i don't have one either
20:57 <mushmouth> ben: it is actually on switch and m rated
20:57 <@ben> wewlad
20:58 <mushmouth> rock hard m rated
20:58 <mushmouth> i only get hard when a game is m rated
20:59 <@ben> lol wot

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15:01 * Kneezle|Web nods
16:38 * tomasino nods as well
16:44 * kirch looks @ Kneezle|Web & tomasino and nods at each in turn
16:46 * codingquark nods
16:47 * Kneezle|Web kirch-es
16:47 * Kneezle|Web tomasinos all over the room
21:20 <@fosslinux> owo

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14:38 <TildeBot> How To Count Past Infinity - YouTube https://bhh.sh/2na
14:38 <+jan6> seen at some point of my existance
14:38 <TildeBot> I don't know who at is.
14:38 <+aewens> no u TildeBot 
14:38 <TildeBot> no u infinity aewens
14:38 <TildeBot> aewens: Wtf r u talkin bout.
14:39 <+jan6> tildebot doesn't now what existance is, after all
14:39 <TildeBot> jan6: , Quit your miserable existance at once!
14:39 <+jan6> lol

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09:54  * jesopo chews on broccoli
09:54  * lickthecheese eats asian food with asian vegtable
09:55  * jesopo eats lickthecheese

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<threv> Oh my god yeah firefox is insane
<threv> The binaries are built on farms iirc
* │ kirch imagines cows, sheep, and ducks - all working feverishly to compile firefox

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<cren> i am the keeper of the qdb now, effectively. all the quotes from the last couple of weeks were uploaded by me i think

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16:46:23 ~ben │ l4p1n: finger me

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<acdw> ,time kumquat
<tildebot> [Time] Time for kumquat: 2020-11-02 21:53:02 UTC+1
<acdw> quick! you only have 7 minutes!!!!
<crr> until...?
<acdw> it's 8

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09:48:33 ~ben │ how do you even fail a music class
09:48:35 ~ben │ that's fucked    

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12:05 <TildeBot> I can learn about whatever you say! I hope you have no right to exist as a sentient being.
12:05 <@ben> TildeBot: no u
12:05 <TildeBot> ben: Yes i am at least you and i find the mere suggestion insulting!

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<virtual> tilde.team is cool just pointing that out kthxbye

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< lickthecheese> lol lshw thinks my chromebook is a 'desktop computer' https://bin.tilde.team/u80k
< earthnuker> is it standing on top of a desk?
< lickthecheese> no on my legs
< earthnuker> hmmm, okay then it's a legtop

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01:10 <ahriman> npa you'd be proud of me, no steven seagal in three days i think
01:12 <npa> you better have watched the festive equivalent instead - die hard
01:12 <tunas> ahriman: Is your time zone still Seagal/Steven?
01:13 <ahriman> tunas yes
01:13 <ahriman> npa i didn't but i am watching a movie with john travolta and bruce willis in it
01:14 <npa> pulp fiction?
01:14 <ahriman> former black-ops agent, retired, his wife gets killed in a stick up so he teams up with his black ops buddy and they go HAM on the local criminal org who was connected
01:14 <npa> hmm.. don't think i know this one
01:15 <ahriman> I am Wrath
01:15 <ahriman> is the name
01:16 <tunas> I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Steven, is in fact, Seagal/Steven, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Seagal plus Steven. Steven is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Seagal system made useful by the Seagal corelibs, shell utilities and vital system
01:16 <tunas> components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
01:16 <tunas> Many computer users run a modified version of the Seagal system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Seagal which is widely used today is often called "Steven", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Seagal system, developed by the Seagal Project.
01:16 <ahriman> jesus fucking christ tunas

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