top quotes of all time


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05:56:39 desvox | and i have just completely lost my motivation to do it alone
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06:20:23  +jan6 | <insert motivational speech here> 
06:22:09  kuriz | wow...
06:22:18  kuriz | this changes everything!
06:24:51 desvox | MY DEPRESSION IS CURED NOW I LOVE YOU JAN

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<xfnw> owo the duck is supposed to appear soon if my calculations are correct
<tildebot> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
<khuxkm> ,bef
<tildebot> [Ducks] khuxkm befriended a duck in 1.67 seconds! You've befriended 6 ducks in #team!
<xfnw> ,hug  
<tildebot> [Ducks] xfnw: There was no duck! missed by 0.86 seconds
<xfnw> noooooo                                                    
<khuxkm> sniped
<xfnw> ;_;     

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01:25 <~ahriman> how old are you login
01:36 <login> How old is an Australian university professor who's double-timing for the CIA, doing espionage work on the duterte regime, in cooperation with the australian intelligence community, who speaks tagalog?

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16:46:23 ~ben │ l4p1n: finger me

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00:23 < TechEmporium> .roll 100 d1
00:23 < WildeBot> 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 
                  1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 
00:23 < WildeBot> Total: 100
00:23 < TechEmporium> lol
07:42 < khuxkm> nice roll nerd
07:42 < khuxkm> :P

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20:26 <~tomasino> guys! crazy news. Apparently this dude on the internet haxxor'd my interwebz and has video of me masturbating to illegal porn! OHNOES! I guess I better pay him all my moneys to stay quiet.
20:27 <~tomasino> jokes on him... i ONLY masturbate to spam emails

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16:26 <brendantcc_lounge> -_-
16:27 <~ben> :x
17:25 <dokuja> :(
17:25 <aewens> :o
17:26 <~ben> :3
17:26 <aewens> :<
17:27 <~ben> :>
17:27 <dokuja> :S
17:31 <~ben> :Z
17:46 <ubergeek> /
17:47 <ubergeek> c-c-c-combo breaker!

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13:31 < dustboto> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
13:31 < khuxkm> ,bef
13:31 < BitBot> [Ducks] khuxkm befriended a duck in 60621.72 seconds! You've befriended 6 ducks in #bots!
13:31 < khuxkm> HOLY SHIT

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14:37 <den1> who likes living at 0.0.0.0
14:37 <den1> 127.0.0.1 much better i think
14:37 <~ben> no place like 0::1
14:37 <den1> lol
14:37 <den1> we are neighbours
14:38 <~ben> radiobot: slogan
14:38 <radiobot> 0::1 is where the heart is
14:38 <~ben> lol awesome that's the one i wanted

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22:18 <@khuxkm> hey jayden
22:18 <@khuxkm> I wanna show you a magic trick
22:19 <@khuxkm> wanna see it?
22:19 < jayden> khuxkm: i have a new way to distribute malicious linux scripts for mass destruction ;)
22:19 <@khuxkm> but do you want to see my magic trick
22:19 < jayden> yeah
22:19 -!- cow2020 [jmw2020@tilde.team] has quit [A TLS packet with unexpected length was received.]
22:19 -!- jayden [jayden@jmw2020.TILDE] has quit [The TLS connection was non-properly terminated.]
22:19 -!- jmw2020 [jmw2020@tilde.team] has quit [The TLS connection was non-properly terminated.]
22:19 < xfnw> lol khuxkm oper abuse!
22:19 < anelki> lmfao
22:19 < hackintech> is a gline a magic trick
22:19 < hackintech> asking for a friend
22:19 < anelki> lmfaooo
22:19 <@khuxkm> no but a killall -u jmw2020 irssi is

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06:05 < ynx> robdrake: is tornado alley exciting to live in?
06:12 < LordRyan> ,w
06:12 < BitBot> [Weather|LordRyan] (Wichita, Kansas, USA) 9C/48F | Clear Sky | Humidity: 55% | Wind: 20.5KMh/12.8MPh
06:12 < LordRyan> think that qualifies as being in tornado alley
06:12 < LordRyan> I've only ever once been concerned over a tornado
06:12 < LordRyan> It's not much worse than being on the east coast and having hurricanes, or being on the west coast and tsunamis, they're a 
                  potential thing that can happen but you're typically prepared.
06:14 < ynx> that's comforting
06:15 < LordRyan> It's actually one of the few natural disasters you can just go underground and wait it out.
06:16 < LordRyan> What're you gonna do in a hurricane or tsunami flood? Earthquake that ruins your basement's foundations? Can't just go in a bunker.
06:25 < ynx> that's true
06:26 < ynx> i guess if you had a boat, a flood wouldn't be bad
06:27 < LordRyan> they wrote a book about that
06:27 < LordRyan> called it the bible
06:27 < LordRyan> bunch of other filler tho
06:50 < ynx> Hah
06:51 < ynx> 300 cubits
06:58 < epoch> cubitcraft
06:58 < epoch> voxels that are a cubic cubit

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14:43 <~ben> soup at the end of your nick
14:43 <kurizsoup> why not
14:43 <kurizsoup> soup's great
14:44 <kurizsoup> Hi, I'm Kuriz "KurizGuy" Guy, and I like soup
14:44 <kurizsoup> Here's a soup
14:44 <kurizsoup> It has steak in it
14:44 <~ben> no thanks
14:44 <kurizsoup> There's another soup
14:44 <~ben> i'm a vegetarian

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<brendo> anyone have a hooman charger i can borrow
<xfnw> whats a hooman charger
<brendo> a charger you plug into humans to recharge
<CommunistWolf> what voltage do humans tend to take?
<sennomo> In the words of George Carlin: Bend over and let's find out!

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<cdmnky> meanwhile r/linuxmasterrace is still on "btw I use arch" like it has been for the past few months
<ubergeek> Yeah, I can get behind that sub.  Btw, did I tell you, I use Arch?

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03:15 <npa> we spend more time arguing about key binds than it saves lol

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