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23:46 <~ben> 23:45 <-- brendantcc_lounge (brendantcc@tilde.team) has quit (RecvQ exceeded)
23:46 <brendantcc_lounge> FUCK
23:46 <slipyx> when u spam so much even the irc protocl isnt amused

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<virtual> tilde.team is cool just pointing that out kthxbye

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20:26 <~tomasino> guys! crazy news. Apparently this dude on the internet haxxor'd my interwebz and has video of me masturbating to illegal porn! OHNOES! I guess I better pay him all my moneys to stay quiet.
20:27 <~tomasino> jokes on him... i ONLY masturbate to spam emails

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22:48 <cat> lsd sounds rad

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14:38 <TildeBot> How To Count Past Infinity - YouTube https://bhh.sh/2na
14:38 <+jan6> seen at some point of my existance
14:38 <TildeBot> I don't know who at is.
14:38 <+aewens> no u TildeBot 
14:38 <TildeBot> no u infinity aewens
14:38 <TildeBot> aewens: Wtf r u talkin bout.
14:39 <+jan6> tildebot doesn't now what existance is, after all
14:39 <TildeBot> jan6: , Quit your miserable existance at once!
14:39 <+jan6> lol

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21:48 <cmccabe> pm me your swear word

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09:48:33 ~ben │ how do you even fail a music class
09:48:35 ~ben │ that's fucked    

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<ensa> can you add your own quotes
<cyberia> technically yes
<cyberia> socially, shrug
<nue> yes you can
<nue> look at this
<nue> ,qadd nue i added this quote by myself
<BitBot> [Quotes] Please provide a category AND quote
<nue> fuck you

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16:46:23 ~ben │ l4p1n: finger me

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13:40 <tomasino> Climb with your butt, lower with your quads

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20:56 <mushmouth> i also ended up getting 4 games for switch. well 3 but the 4th one i'm getting at cottage because they didn't have it at the store
20:57 <mushmouth> i'm getting doom for switch
20:57 <mushmouth> as my last game
20:57 <@ben> doom on a switch lol
20:57 <@ben> i don't have one either
20:57 <mushmouth> ben: it is actually on switch and m rated
20:57 <@ben> wewlad
20:58 <mushmouth> rock hard m rated
20:58 <mushmouth> i only get hard when a game is m rated
20:59 <@ben> lol wot

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justus> Me and all my homeschooled friends in Wisconsin definitely listened to all this stuff ;)
justus> *All my homeschooled friends and I
justus> Thanks homeschooling

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<xfnw> owo the duck is supposed to appear soon if my calculations are correct
<tildebot> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
<khuxkm> ,bef
<tildebot> [Ducks] khuxkm befriended a duck in 1.67 seconds! You've befriended 6 ducks in #team!
<xfnw> ,hug  
<tildebot> [Ducks] xfnw: There was no duck! missed by 0.86 seconds
<xfnw> noooooo                                                    
<khuxkm> sniped
<xfnw> ;_;     

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17:49 <drskrzyk> ./alias add ihadastroke say s/\(.\)\(.\)/\2\1/g
17:50 <jan6> lol
17:50 <jan6> better when you make it longer
17:50 <drskrzyk> that's what she...
17:50 <drskrzyk> *sigh* I'm out of the loop. Are "that's what she said" jokes bad now?
17:51 <jan6> drskrzyk: s/\(.\)\(.\)\(.\)\{2\}.\?/\2\3\1/g
17:51 <sedbot> <drskrzyk> sg* '*ot fto oe.Ap tetsahtwh si"aoejbd o?n
17:51 <drskrzyk> bloody hell.
17:51 <jan6> that's what she said
17:51 <drskrzyk> lga hahahaddkfhaskdgh haha
17:51 <jan6> *badum tss*

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20:18:57 tildebridge | <~cognifice> Hi. What is happening?
20:22:49     deepend | not much so far :D  things seem pretty quiet on here
20:29:24 tildebridge | <~cognifice> What should we be doing? 
20:41:39     deepend | well they shouldn't ever sleep or have fun.. should dedicate entire life to tildeverse? lol jk

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