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11:02 <edwardthefma> Halloween is almost hear
11:03 <+aewens> I can almost here it

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13:18 <zyeri> did someone mention arch? 'cause I also use arch, btw
13:18 <zyeri> also btw I use arch
13:18 <ubergeek> Oh, you use arch?  I use arch as well!
13:18 <zyeri> excellent! Another arch user who uses arch, like myself!

58: score: -8 ↑/↓

15:25 <+jan6> because "know your enemy, especially if you like them"
15:25 <~ben> hm
15:25 <~ben> i don't know if that's how the quote goes
15:26 <+jan6> it sure is now!

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13:31 < dustboto> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
13:31 < khuxkm> ,bef
13:31 < BitBot> [Ducks] khuxkm befriended a duck in 60621.72 seconds! You've befriended 6 ducks in #bots!
13:31 < khuxkm> HOLY SHIT

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<threv> Oh my god yeah firefox is insane
<threv> The binaries are built on farms iirc
* │ kirch imagines cows, sheep, and ducks - all working feverishly to compile firefox

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22:00 <~tomasino> oh, this note in my awesomeideas.txt file is kind sad: "Thought: Can you fall in love with someone from afar? Is it possible to see them all around, hear their thoughts and hear their words as they interact with others and grow to deeply connect? Then it is entirely possible to fall in love with 1994 Meg Ryan."
22:00 <~ben> oh
22:05 <hyperboredoubt> You killed the chat.

137: score: -10 ↑/↓

22:41 <jan6> enough NormalHuman555 fun for today
22:41 <NormalHuman555> jan6, Sounds like fun, i'm using, i'll have a "mood" to those who're not careful enough with their wordings.
22:41 <jan6> that...sounds a bit like a threat

136: score: -10 ↑/↓

<brendo> anyone have a hooman charger i can borrow
<xfnw> whats a hooman charger
<brendo> a charger you plug into humans to recharge
<CommunistWolf> what voltage do humans tend to take?
<sennomo> In the words of George Carlin: Bend over and let's find out!

267: score: -11 ↑/↓

23:37 <~tomasino> trains are pretty cool
23:38 <~tomasino> that opinion may be biased by a love of old detective novels which inevitably feature cool train scenes
23:38 <jan6> lol
23:38 <~tomasino> ooh, space mystery!
23:38 * tomasino adds to his todo list

127: score: -11 ↑/↓

01:32 once you deviate from the script it all goes to hell, in this case the script itself is gone

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00:23 < TechEmporium> .roll 100 d1
00:23 < WildeBot> 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 
                  1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 
00:23 < WildeBot> Total: 100
00:23 < TechEmporium> lol
07:42 < khuxkm> nice roll nerd
07:42 < khuxkm> :P

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13:23:37 @cmccabe | hey ben
13:23:48     ~ben | how goes it
13:23:54     ~ben | happy december
13:24:09 @cmccabe | it goes
13:24:22 @cmccabe | but it is december and the snow i ordered still hasn't arrived
13:24:42     ~ben | you ordered snow? wtf
13:24:46     ~ben | i'm so glad we don't have any yet
13:25:04 @cmccabe | i love snow
13:25:13     ~ben | you should move to michigan then
13:25:26     ~ben | i've had enough for several lifetimes

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16:26 <brendantcc_lounge> -_-
16:27 <~ben> :x
17:25 <dokuja> :(
17:25 <aewens> :o
17:26 <~ben> :3
17:26 <aewens> :<
17:27 <~ben> :>
17:27 <dokuja> :S
17:31 <~ben> :Z
17:46 <ubergeek> /
17:47 <ubergeek> c-c-c-combo breaker!

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<acdw> my name is what
<acdw> my name is who
<acdw> my name is
<alex> chika chika
<lauren> slim shady

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17:45 <june> in Haskell they don't say hello world they say "succ my nat" and I think that's beautiful

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