top quotes of all time

18:29 <tunas> fsck --dont-actually-check
18:29 <tunas> An alias for fsck -n that's objectively cooler xD
18:29 <~ben> ls --dont-list-files
18:29 <tunas> Why isn't --dont-bother a universal argument?
18:29 <~ben> sudont

80: score: 19 ↑/↓

and now for a more serious quote:

"anything that gets repeated enough that [brendo] wants to alias is being over used"

    ~demure
          2021

263: score: 18 ↑/↓

15:57 <mushmouth> TildeBot: /command kick jan6
15:57 <TildeBot> mushmouth: , Say jan6 is the force of attraction between two objects resulting from their mass.

14: score: 18 ↑/↓

<rawktucc> wheel is in my usr bin
<rawktucc> but pip doesnt have it?
<rawktucc> pacman doesnt have it?
<rawktucc> WHERE DID IT COME FROM
<brendo> WHERE DID IT GO
<brendo> WHERE DID IT COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE

261: score: 17 ↑/↓

15:26:04 <~lickthecheese> quacccccc
15:26:06 <~lickthecheese> duccccccc
15:26:08 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:09 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:10 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:10 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:12 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:12 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:17 <~BitBot> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:29 <~lickthecheese> ha i have summoned the duck with fake quacking
15:26:31 <~lickthecheese> ,hug
15:26:31 <~BitBot> [Ducks] lickthecheese befriended a duck in 14.1 seconds! 
                   You've befriended 34 ducks in #chaos!

194: score: 17 ↑/↓

20:10            * kirch has worn the letters off the following keys: aces
20:10 <kirch>    THIS IS IMPORTANT! THIS MEANS SOMETHING!
20:16 <~aewens>  This just in, kirch's password contains the letters "aces"
20:18 <kirch>    I can neither confirm nor deny that

147: score: 17 ↑/↓

12:05 <~vilmibm> what does one do in animal crossing? i don't know anything about it
12:06 <desvox> vilmibm: you be cute, be gay, and do crimes

92: score: 17 ↑/↓

2021-06-04 17:49:02 <wgreenhouse> #meta is where advice goes to die

270: score: 15 ↑/↓

sometimes I go pp

203: score: 15 ↑/↓

[13:44:06] <~ben> ruby is just smalltalk in drag

144: score: 15 ↑/↓

12:24 <+jan6> just don't use anything addictive for a long time, nor for much at a time, and you'll be fine
12:24 <desvox> ^
12:24 <desvox> or you could fly off the deepend and become desvox
12:25 <desvox> my entire family knows about my psychotic alcoholism at this point
12:25 <~ben> oops
12:25 <~ben> iambecomedesvox
12:26 <~ben> destroyer of all wodka

60: score: 15 ↑/↓

<kcubeterm> If anyone wanna join on telegram, you can join @tildeteam for discussion
<Dr-WaSabi> can't say I even know what telgram [sic] is?
<kcubeterm> wow, man. i hope you are either american or from mars
<Dr-WaSabi> mars
<entoreor> uhhhh

240: score: 14 ↑/↓

18:07:55 < jess> and i yeet
18:08:28 <~fossy> YEET
18:08:30 < ensa> hi all
18:11:34 < lickthecheese> yeet++
18:11:34 < BitBot> [Karma] yeet now has 1 karma (1 from lickthecheese)
18:12:38  * ben yEET
18:13:36 < jess> yete

190: score: 14 ↑/↓

22:44 <tildebridge> <arne> guys this is me irl i just took a photoshoot
22:44 <tildebridge> <arne> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/387272314863091713/480205400226922518/onion.png
22:45 <~ben>  noice
22:45 <tildebridge> <virtual> arne * 7
22:45 <tildebridge> <khuxkm> times 6
22:46 <tildebridge> <khuxkm> you zipper
22:46 <tildebridge> <virtual> i cant count
22:46 <tildebridge> <virtual> lol

52: score: 14 ↑/↓

12:46 * jan6 stops pouring gasoline on the ~.team and attempts to put up an innocent smile while hiding the can behind his back
12:46 * virtual falls down stairs
12:47 * khuxkm|lounge looks at the can, jan6, then the can, then just sighs
12:48 <@khuxkm|lounge> can we have one say w/o someone trying to burn down ~team
12:48 * jan6 quietly puts a box of matches in khuxkm|lounges pocket
12:48 * khuxkm|lounge throws matches at jan6
12:48 <@khuxkm|lounge> if you want to burn it down, you gotta do it urself lol
12:49 * jan6 spontaneously combusts, igniting the nearby gasoline-covered ~.team

38: score: 14 ↑/↓