top quotes of all time

<[smlckz]> ,8 go is better than rust and c is better than go?
<tildebot> [8Ball] You shake the magic ball... it says Yes
<[smlckz]> good

275: score: 39 ↑/↓

meanwhile in #meta:
<brendo> you can bet your ass that if I could set a custom tone, it'd be the Mii channel music
<brendo> or a custom variant of the Aussie ringback tone: AAA- AAA-
<palm93> Screaming?
<palm93> Makes sense. I'd scream if I was in Australia too

256: score: 39 ↑/↓

<kcubeterm> If anyone wanna join on telegram, you can join @tildeteam for discussion
<Dr-WaSabi> can't say I even know what telgram [sic] is?
<kcubeterm> wow, man. i hope you are either american or from mars
<Dr-WaSabi> mars
<entoreor> uhhhh

240: score: 39 ↑/↓

<amcclure> rip band
<june> what's the band called?
<gbmor> everybody run
<june> from what
* amcclure runs
<june> FROM WHAT
<gbmor> JUST RUN NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS
<june> WHILE WE'RE RUNNING CAN YOU TELL ME THE NAME OF THE BAND

178: score: 39 ↑/↓

<Tomasino> ,hug
<BitBot> [Ducks] tomasino befriended a duck in 37279.42 seconds! You've befriended 14 ducks in #meta!
<~ahriman> holy shit tomasino

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12:53 <@khuxkm|lounge> 'cause I'd rather have my asthma be worse than stop using linux

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13:57 <+jan6> mv handyc Gliese 581c
13:57 <~aewens|team> chmod 000 jan6
13:57 <handyc> move me to vega, then I can be a real vegan
13:57 <~aewens|team> chown handyc:handyc jan6
13:58 <handyc> handyc and jan6 star in "Just Chowning Around"

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<epoch> > s7, Ruby, or Forth
<+ffog> u got it
<epoch> three scripting languages, and I don't know any of them
<+ffog> they're all quite different
<epoch> I know of Ruby and Forth
<epoch> ruby is kind of Perl-ish, Forth is kind of..
<+ffog> stackish
<tommoody> ruby on rails
<epoch> ha
<tommoody> transporting rocks
<epoch> ah. s7 is a scheme.
<+khuxkm> if you write a blog post for your jekyll blog while on a train ride and you rebuild the site you're using ruby on rails
<+ffog> lol
 * khuxkm ricochet
<+rawktucc> -_-
<+ffog> this is Red Martian - masses diseased by pope
<+ffog> by smj of sdf.org!
<+alex11> khuxkm you're banned from the internet
<+ffog> a loop reel on a tascam 388
<+khuxkm> honestly fair

277: score: 36 ↑/↓

[15:17] <dozens> slime chunks are generated from the world seed
[15:18] <dozens> shoving stuff up your ass isn't gay lol
[15:18] <dozens> that is where a dude's g-spot is

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<rawktucc_> bugs r good!
<jan6> no

276: score: 35 ↑/↓

<thefunkyspaw> shreyas: The world makes a lot more sense when you realize most people want to slack off

244: score: 35 ↑/↓

10:00 < demure> *suspects that the channel is full of people sleeping off turkeys*
10:02 < lickthecheese> no i didint eat any turkey because my sister told me all the tendons
                       were david tendon
10:04 < demure> did you at least have some kevin bacon?

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14:13 <ntk> hi
14:13 <ntk> are you like one of those gen z's who goes to groceries and contaminates dairy products and posts it to tik-tok?

174: score: 35 ↑/↓

12:50 <tunas> Self-driving cars are cool until you realise they stop for pedestrians and they can walk towards you, making your car reverse, so they walk you and your car back home.
12:51 <tunas> The prospect of a smug fifth-grade student just walking menacingly towards me and my car retreating in fear is... terrifying.

124: score: 35 ↑/↓

<ahriman> tildebot needs to be euthanized                                                                                              
<TildeBot> ahriman: Someone needs to be euthanized.                                                                                     <ahriman> !!!!

104: score: 35 ↑/↓