top quotes of all time


18:29 <tunas> fsck --dont-actually-check
18:29 <tunas> An alias for fsck -n that's objectively cooler xD
18:29 <~ben> ls --dont-list-files
18:29 <tunas> Why isn't --dont-bother a universal argument?
18:29 <~ben> sudont

80: score: 29 /


22:44 <tildebridge> <arne> guys this is me irl i just took a photoshoot
22:44 <tildebridge> <arne> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/387272314863091713/480205400226922518/onion.png
22:45 <~ben>  noice
22:45 <tildebridge> <virtual> arne * 7
22:45 <tildebridge> <khuxkm> times 6
22:46 <tildebridge> <khuxkm> you zipper
22:46 <tildebridge> <virtual> i cant count
22:46 <tildebridge> <virtual> lol

52: score: 29 /


meanwhile in #tilderadio...
04:37 *brendo half-jokingly makes the bold statement that the person who called themselves "Short Answer" when requesting a song is actually cat*
04:38 <cat> my name is cat not Short Answewr
04:38 <+brendo> well you're Short Answer now cat
04:38 <cat> i've got ya short answer right here brendo; k
04:39 <+brendo> oh you want some fuckin' short answer c**t
04:39 * brendo squares up
04:39 <cat> i dunno how you're gonna beat one letter but let's see it
04:39 <+brendo>  
04:39 <+brendo> that
04:39 <cat> THE MADMAN
04:39 <+brendo> that is how i beat your short answer

258: score: 28 /


<kcubeterm> If anyone wanna join on telegram, you can join @tildeteam for discussion
<Dr-WaSabi> can't say I even know what telgram [sic] is?
<kcubeterm> wow, man. i hope you are either american or from mars
<Dr-WaSabi> mars
<entoreor> uhhhh

240: score: 28 /


sometimes I go pp

203: score: 28 /


13:57 <+jan6> mv handyc Gliese 581c
13:57 <~aewens|team> chmod 000 jan6
13:57 <handyc> move me to vega, then I can be a real vegan
13:57 <~aewens|team> chown handyc:handyc jan6
13:58 <handyc> handyc and jan6 star in "Just Chowning Around"

116: score: 28 /


[15:17] <dozens> slime chunks are generated from the world seed
[15:18] <dozens> shoving stuff up your ass isn't gay lol
[15:18] <dozens> that is where a dude's g-spot is

84: score: 28 /


14:24 <+aewens> jan6: True, it just feels very *wrong* that ICANN is not on top of having all usable TLDs in their WHOIS search
14:25 <~ben> ICANN more like ICANN'T

71: score: 28 /


meanwhile in #meta:
<brendo> you can bet your ass that if I could set a custom tone, it'd be the Mii channel music
<brendo> or a custom variant of the Aussie ringback tone: AAA- AAA-
<palm93> Screaming?
<palm93> Makes sense. I'd scream if I was in Australia too

256: score: 27 /


02:42 <death> i think perhaps i should see a doctor or something
02:42 <death> i have slept 12 hours a day for the past... 4 days?
02:42 <~gbmor> wow
02:42 <death> a LOT more than normal.
02:42 <~gbmor> that's a lot of sleep
02:42 <~gbmor> it might even be
02:42 <~gbmor> .... the Big Sleep
02:42 <~gbmor> (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

211: score: 27 /


18:45 <~ben> ahriman is good people
18:45 <~fosslinux> I haven't seen him for a while
18:45 <~ahriman> <3

158: score: 27 /


20:47 < kylie> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< KYLIE!
20:47 < anton> ,consume
20:47 < alex11> ,kidnap
20:47 < anton> ,yeet
20:47  * biglysmalls points at alex11 accusingly

218: score: 26 /


02:05 <fosslinux> rip wat happened to ben
02:05 <fosslinux> hes GONE
02:13 <~ahriman> vacation
02:13 <~ahriman> he went to the Kalahari Desert for Christmas
02:13 <~ahriman> said something about "kicking Les Stroud Survivorman's Ass" as he stormed out of chat with a rucksack and a machete
02:18 <fosslinux> lol
02:19 <fosslinux> rip khuxkm everything's down to you when *insert name of some idiot like me* runs nmap on ~team
02:24 <login> I thought nmap is disabled now
02:25 <login> is ping disabled?
02:40 <~khuxkm|lounge> login: it's a reference to the last time tilde.team had an outage
02:41 <~khuxkm|lounge> basically foss is saying that responsibility falls to me (though technically it also falls to cmc) should the fecal matter hit the wind proprelling device
02:43 <nonlinear> Who knows about pad.tildeverse.org?
02:44 <nonlinear> Specifically, the Rich Text Pad formatting toolbar isn't working.
02:45 <nonlinear> I believe the CSP must not be specified correctly.
02:46 <SinaCutie> o/
02:48 <~khuxkm|lounge> of course it isn't working, when ben (the cryptpad expert) is on vacation
02:49 <nonlinear> It couldn't be any other way :)

103: score: 26 /


23:19 <~ben> compile those fonts
23:20 <praetor> hehe
23:22 <fosslinux> Run gentoo
23:22 <fosslinux> "must compile kernel"
23:22 <fosslinux> Run lfs
23:23 <fosslinux> "cannot compile kernel"
23:23 <fosslinux> Gains depression
23:23 <praetor> awww
23:24 <jchelpau> compiling a kernel is easy though
23:24 <~aewens> Unless if you overcome that depression and build your compiler, then you attain enlightenment.
23:24 <jchelpau> yes, lock yourself in a room with SICP and bootstrap your way out of depression

121: score: 25 /


wew lad

10: score: 25 /