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15:57 <mushmouth> TildeBot: /command kick jan6
15:57 <TildeBot> mushmouth: , Say jan6 is the force of attraction between two objects resulting from their mass.

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<[smlckz]> ,8 go is better than rust and c is better than go?
<tildebot> [8Ball] You shake the magic ball... it says Yes
<[smlckz]> good

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<amcclure> rip band
<june> what's the band called?
<gbmor> everybody run
<june> from what
* amcclure runs
<june> FROM WHAT
<gbmor> JUST RUN NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS
<june> WHILE WE'RE RUNNING CAN YOU TELL ME THE NAME OF THE BAND

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09:55 <dozens> happy friday townies
09:55 <dozens> happy tie day, frownies!
09:57 <chimerae> =( :>===
09:58 <netscape_navigator> lol

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[17:18:56] <woestijnvis> God is dead.
[17:19:12] <woestijnvis> Oh my admin is more fitting.
[17:19:19] <no1> we create god collectively
[17:19:19] <woestijnvis> Oh my bofh?
[17:19:46] <woestijnvis> no1: Yes, let's stop with that

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20:56 -!- Topic for #journal: The Intentional Journal of the Tildeverse - https://journal.tildeverse.org
20:56 -!- Topic set by khuxkm [] [Tue Jul 10 00:11:12 2018]
20:56 <@khuxkm> The Intentional Journal of the Tildeverse - https://journal.tildeverse.org | RMS is reviewing cmccabe's paper! w00t!
20:56 <@khuxkm> fuck
20:56 -!- khuxkm changed the topic of #journal to: The Intentional Journal of the Tildeverse - https://journal.tildeverse.org | RMS is reviewing cmccabe's paper! w00t!
20:57 <+ben> We're on the map

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[10:26:12] * | kirch loves that the US Gov't sues objects it's confiscated from people
[10:26:25] <threv> asset forfeiture++
[10:26:25] <BitBot> [Karma] asset forfeiture now has 1 karma

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Meanwhile, in the fallback channel on freenode
01:28 <fosslinux>  uh
01:28 <fosslinux>  the topic is spelt wrong
01:28 <fosslinux>  nitpick
01:28 <fosslinux>  whats the other one
01:28 <@khuxkm>  no it's not
01:28 <brendantcc>  khuxkm, buddy, are you okay?
01:28 <@khuxkm>  oh wait fuck it is holy shit
01:28 <fosslinux>  goup
01:28  The topic is:  https://tilde.team linux user goup
01:28 Topic set by * @benharri on 28 March 2018, 11:25:46
01:28 <fosslinux>  lmao
01:28 <@khuxkm>  blame ben
01:29 <fosslinux>  ok
01:29 <fosslinux>  #blameben
01:29 <brendantcc>  lmao
01:29 <@khuxkm>  it's his fault
01:29 * @khuxkm has changed the topic to:  https://tilde.team linux user group | "https://tilde.team linux user goup" ~ ben's topic, 2k18-2k19

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17:20 <stompy> is it sacrilege to use trebuchet ms as your gtk/qt font in linux
17:20 <stompy> i cant help it i like the font
17:20 <~ben> probably sacrilege lol
17:20 <~ben> but i'm not judging
17:20 <stompy> what if i used internet explorer in wine
17:20 * Kneezle|shouldbeworking sobs
17:20 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> plx no

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12:24 <+jan6> just don't use anything addictive for a long time, nor for much at a time, and you'll be fine
12:24 <desvox> ^
12:24 <desvox> or you could fly off the deepend and become desvox
12:25 <desvox> my entire family knows about my psychotic alcoholism at this point
12:25 <~ben> oops
12:25 <~ben> iambecomedesvox
12:26 <~ben> destroyer of all wodka

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20:49 <~ben> beer time
20:52 <@cmccabe> s/beer/bed/
20:52 <sedbot> <cmccabe> bedscream float?
20:52 <@cmccabe> or not

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[BitBot │ [Markov] windows was that ubuntu version named after that mentally handicapped bulldog university mascott

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09:59 <~ben> theone: are you neo
10:00 <~ben> mr anderson
10:00 <theone> i am the alter ego of neo
10:00 -- jan6 is now known as Agent_Smith
10:00 <Kneezle|Web> nooo
10:00 <theone> no pls
10:00 <Kneezle|Web> not Agent_Smith
10:00 <theone> help
10:00 <~ben> oh no
10:00 <+Agent_Smith> yes
10:00 <+Agent_Smith> YESS
10:00 <Kneezle|Web> noooo

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<epoch> > s7, Ruby, or Forth
<+ffog> u got it
<epoch> three scripting languages, and I don't know any of them
<+ffog> they're all quite different
<epoch> I know of Ruby and Forth
<epoch> ruby is kind of Perl-ish, Forth is kind of..
<+ffog> stackish
<tommoody> ruby on rails
<epoch> ha
<tommoody> transporting rocks
<epoch> ah. s7 is a scheme.
<+khuxkm> if you write a blog post for your jekyll blog while on a train ride and you rebuild the site you're using ruby on rails
<+ffog> lol
 * khuxkm ricochet
<+rawktucc> -_-
<+ffog> this is Red Martian - masses diseased by pope
<+ffog> by smj of sdf.org!
<+alex11> khuxkm you're banned from the internet
<+ffog> a loop reel on a tascam 388
<+khuxkm> honestly fair

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17:46 <jan6> protip: just don't use python ;P
17:46 <zyeri> or, better pro-tip: use more python
17:46 <kirch> no switch...case in python ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

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