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11:31 <aewens> jan6: I'll removeth thy banishment if thy asks nicely
11:36 <jan6> I beg thee, almighty prospector of #chaos, thee who controls the mightly hmmscore, to pardon me from my sins
11:41 <aewens> A simple please would have worked, but okay xD
11:42 <aewens> jan6: Thoust hath been pardoned.
11:54 <jan6> I thanketh thee, for thy mercy

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21:49:07 @ben    | fuck me
21:49:09 @khuxkm | yes ben   

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23:22:59 tildebridge | <~FreeAppSW> God, my connection rn seems real trash
23:23:14       +jan6 | tildebot knows the definition of trash
23:23:15    TildeBot | jan6: Everyone knows that. Actually, on second thoughts...

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12:23 <geoff> The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. - H.P. Lovecraft
14:25 <khuxkm|lounge> nice quote
16:10 <geoff> khuxkm|lounge: Lovecraft is pretty quotable
16:15 <khuxkm|lounge> too bad that isn't the point of this channel :P

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12:53 <@khuxkm|lounge> 'cause I'd rather have my asthma be worse than stop using linux

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[07:44:00]  <kestral> If we're going to get into semantics, I should be wearing underwear.

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18:45 <~ben> ahriman is good people
18:45 <~fosslinux> I haven't seen him for a while
18:45 <~ahriman> <3

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22:54 <edwardthefma> I got a free roku TV today 
22:56 <kuriz> sweet ass
22:57 <edwardthefma> On the side of the road
22:58 <~ben> free tv is best tv
23:04 <edwardthefma> Want to know what was wrong with it
23:06 <~ben> might've just gotten a new one
23:06 <~ben> who knows
23:06 <edwardthefma> It was missing the remote and it had BUGS
23:06 <~ben> did you at least submit a github issue for the bugs
23:06 <~deepend> lol
23:07 <edwardthefma> I did they recommended I  use plenty of raid
23:08 <~ben> 0 1 or 10?

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18:46 <june> W3C is the old man screams at cloud of the web

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19:13:26 <~lickthecheese> ,hug
19:13:26 <~BitBot> [Ducks] lickthecheese befriended a duck in 26578.67 seconds! You've befriended 25 ducks in #chaos!
19:13:31 <~lickthecheese> noice

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14:24 <+aewens> jan6: True, it just feels very *wrong* that ICANN is not on top of having all usable TLDs in their WHOIS search
14:25 <~ben> ICANN more like ICANN'T

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17:43 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder
17:43 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> Looking to buy a guitar &amp;
17:43 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> :-D
17:44 <~ben> guitar and what? ;)
17:44 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> lol
17:44 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> best reply ever

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[threkk] 17:55
∟ I am afraid to ask how is the vim vs emacs balance here
[ben] 17:55
∟ pretty solid balance i think
[desvox] 17:56
∟ i use emacs like vim but it also fries my breakfast, controls the city
  traffic lights, and makes sure i dont die in my sleep
[threkk] 17:57
∟ does it also edit text?
[ben] 17:57
∟ i sure hope so :P
[desvox] 17:57
∟ threkk: lots of text
[desvox] 17:58
∟ all the text, it is the all seeing eye of the universe
[desvox] 17:58
∟ alternatively it is a kitchen sink full of dead cats
[ben] 17:59
∟ omf 

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<Tomasino> ,hug
<BitBot> [Ducks] tomasino befriended a duck in 37279.42 seconds! You've befriended 14 ducks in #meta!
<~ahriman> holy shit tomasino

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[13:44:06] <~ben> ruby is just smalltalk in drag

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