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01:28 <fosslinux>  uh
01:28 <fosslinux>  the topic is spelt wrong
01:28 <fosslinux>  nitpick
01:28 <fosslinux>  whats the other one
01:28 <@khuxkm>  no it's not
01:28 <brendantcc>  khuxkm, buddy, are you okay?
01:28 <@khuxkm>  oh wait fuck it is holy shit
01:28 <fosslinux>  goup
01:28  The topic is:  https://tilde.team linux user goup
01:28 Topic set by * @benharri on 28 March 2018, 11:25:46
01:28 <fosslinux>  lmao
01:28 <@khuxkm>  blame ben
01:29 <fosslinux>  ok
01:29 <fosslinux>  #blameben
01:29 <brendantcc>  lmao
01:29 <@khuxkm>  it's his fault
01:29 * @khuxkm has changed the topic to:  https://tilde.team linux user group | "https://tilde.team linux user goup" ~ ben's topic, 2k18-2k19

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22:44 <tildebridge> <arne> guys this is me irl i just took a photoshoot
22:44 <tildebridge> <arne> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/387272314863091713/480205400226922518/onion.png
22:45 <~ben>  noice
22:45 <tildebridge> <virtual> arne * 7
22:45 <tildebridge> <khuxkm> times 6
22:46 <tildebridge> <khuxkm> you zipper
22:46 <tildebridge> <virtual> i cant count
22:46 <tildebridge> <virtual> lol

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This is Matthew Giesman (matthew.giesman@forestgate.org - 719-495-5672) pastor at Forestgate PCA Church in Colorado Springs. Please contact me if you are interested.

307: score: 61 ↑/↓


19:13:26 <~lickthecheese> ,hug
19:13:26 <~BitBot> [Ducks] lickthecheese befriended a duck in 26578.67 seconds! You've befriended 25 ducks in #chaos!
19:13:31 <~lickthecheese> noice

191: score: 61 ↑/↓


15:24 <+jan6> hmm, I'hm back, I guess
15:24 <+aewens> Are you sure?
15:36 <ben|weechat> hi back, i'm dad
15:42 * aewens face palms while snickering.
15:42 <~ben> heh
...
16:20 <@khuxkm|lounge> ben: the dad of the tildeverse

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<ben> bug deepend to set it up
<deepend> whos deepend. :P 
<ben> that deepends
<ben> who's askin'

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17:49 <Kneezle> there we go
17:49 <Kneezle> there we go
17:49 <+jan6> weasel
17:49 <+jan6> with knees
17:49 <+jan6> kneasle
17:49 <+jan6> with wheeze
17:49 <Kneezle> lol yes
17:50 <+jan6> kneezle, a wheezing weasel with knees
17:50 <stompy> hmmm
17:50 <~ben> wheezy knees
17:50 <+jan6> !toot kneezle, a wheezing weasel with knees

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<gbmor> they were all in love with dying, they were drinking from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche coming down a mountain
<── suttbolehurfer (~suttbolehu@[redacted]) has quit (Connection closed)

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20:44 < jmw2020> ,qadd khuxkm=I kissed my friend xfnw
20:44 < tildebot> [Quotes] Quote added
20:44 < jmw2020> khuxkm lmao
20:44 < jmw2020> your secrets are LEAKEDDD
20:44 < jmw2020> everyone knows ur secret now
20:45 < jmw2020> ,q khuxkm 
20:45 < tildebot> [Quotes] khuxkm|lounge: <khuxkm> no u
20:45 < jmw2020> ...
20:45 < jmw2020> tildebot not the right time

237: score: 59 ↑/↓


12:07 <spacecadet> did yall know that animal crossing contains a real NES emulator?
12:07 <dozens> bad cart
12:08 <desvox> this isnt sonic 06 why it be like how it do
12:08 <aloosefruit> wait wat spacecadet
12:08 <dozens> wait wat spacecadet
12:08 <desvox> wait wat spacecadet
12:08 <fantoro> wait wat spacecadet
12:08 <aliasless> wait wat spacecadet

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22:54 <edwardthefma> I got a free roku TV today 
22:56 <kuriz> sweet ass
22:57 <edwardthefma> On the side of the road
22:58 <~ben> free tv is best tv
23:04 <edwardthefma> Want to know what was wrong with it
23:06 <~ben> might've just gotten a new one
23:06 <~ben> who knows
23:06 <edwardthefma> It was missing the remote and it had BUGS
23:06 <~ben> did you at least submit a github issue for the bugs
23:06 <~deepend> lol
23:07 <edwardthefma> I did they recommended I  use plenty of raid
23:08 <~ben> 0 1 or 10?

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21:49:07 @ben    | fuck me
21:49:09 @khuxkm | yes ben   

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22:47 <~tomasino> when you eat a gingerbread man, do you start with a specific body part?
22:48 <~ahriman> i eat the legs of the gingerbread man first. if the gingerbread man can't walk away, it can't escape
22:48 <~tomasino> i usually start with the head
22:48 <~tomasino> mantis style
22:48 <~ahriman> you just kill it right off the bat
22:48 <~ben> probably feet
22:49 <~ahriman> i prefer for the gingerbread man to suffer and know its fate
22:49 <benharri> yoinks
22:49 <-- benharri (benharri@tilde.team) has quit (quit: WeeChat 2.3)
22:49 <~tomasino> love your approach
22:49 <~tomasino> gingerbread man deserves as much pain as you can muster

107: score: 58 ↑/↓


02:05 <fosslinux> rip wat happened to ben
02:05 <fosslinux> hes GONE
02:13 <~ahriman> vacation
02:13 <~ahriman> he went to the Kalahari Desert for Christmas
02:13 <~ahriman> said something about "kicking Les Stroud Survivorman's Ass" as he stormed out of chat with a rucksack and a machete
02:18 <fosslinux> lol
02:19 <fosslinux> rip khuxkm everything's down to you when *insert name of some idiot like me* runs nmap on ~team
02:24 <login> I thought nmap is disabled now
02:25 <login> is ping disabled?
02:40 <~khuxkm|lounge> login: it's a reference to the last time tilde.team had an outage
02:41 <~khuxkm|lounge> basically foss is saying that responsibility falls to me (though technically it also falls to cmc) should the fecal matter hit the wind proprelling device
02:43 <nonlinear> Who knows about pad.tildeverse.org?
02:44 <nonlinear> Specifically, the Rich Text Pad formatting toolbar isn't working.
02:45 <nonlinear> I believe the CSP must not be specified correctly.
02:46 <SinaCutie> o/
02:48 <~khuxkm|lounge> of course it isn't working, when ben (the cryptpad expert) is on vacation
02:49 <nonlinear> It couldn't be any other way :)

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<rawktucc_> bugs r good!
<jan6> no

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