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21:49:07 @ben    | fuck me
21:49:09 @khuxkm | yes ben   

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12:46 * jan6 stops pouring gasoline on the ~.team and attempts to put up an innocent smile while hiding the can behind his back
12:46 * virtual falls down stairs
12:47 * khuxkm|lounge looks at the can, jan6, then the can, then just sighs
12:48 <@khuxkm|lounge> can we have one say w/o someone trying to burn down ~team
12:48 * jan6 quietly puts a box of matches in khuxkm|lounges pocket
12:48 * khuxkm|lounge throws matches at jan6
12:48 <@khuxkm|lounge> if you want to burn it down, you gotta do it urself lol
12:49 * jan6 spontaneously combusts, igniting the nearby gasoline-covered ~.team

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12:05 <~vilmibm> what does one do in animal crossing? i don't know anything about it
12:06 <desvox> vilmibm: you be cute, be gay, and do crimes

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09:51       acdw | was thinking, does werewolf have wolf pee, or human pee
09:52     dozens | probably wolfish human pee? you know, wolfman pee
09:52      katie | there are two balls inside you. one of them stores the human pee, and the other one stores the wolf pee

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<rawktucc> wheel is in my usr bin
<rawktucc> but pip doesnt have it?
<rawktucc> pacman doesnt have it?
<rawktucc> WHERE DID IT COME FROM
<brendo> WHERE DID IT GO
<brendo> WHERE DID IT COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE

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[BitBot │ [Markov] windows was that ubuntu version named after that mentally handicapped bulldog university mascott

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<minerobber> hmmm…
* minerobber is using ssh from tablet to downgrade rpi firmware to 3.18.11
* minerobber does the Numa Numa dance
<minerobber> it worked! LXDE is no longer broken
<minerobber> I went absentminded while converting my private key, and accidentally made it into “tilde.town.tilde.town.pem” :P
<minerobber> oh my gosh it works!
* minerobber does the Numa Numa dance

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[07:44:00]  <kestral> If we're going to get into semantics, I should be wearing underwear.

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<acdw> i wish they'd get rid of it in the US
<tomasino> i wish they'd get rid of the US
<~ben> i wish they'd get rid of the us
<~ben> omg
<tomasino> :D
<tomasino> twinsies!
<~ben> jinx

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<ben> bug deepend to set it up
<deepend> whos deepend. :P 
<ben> that deepends
<ben> who's askin'

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[threkk] 17:55
∟ I am afraid to ask how is the vim vs emacs balance here
[ben] 17:55
∟ pretty solid balance i think
[desvox] 17:56
∟ i use emacs like vim but it also fries my breakfast, controls the city
  traffic lights, and makes sure i dont die in my sleep
[threkk] 17:57
∟ does it also edit text?
[ben] 17:57
∟ i sure hope so :P
[desvox] 17:57
∟ threkk: lots of text
[desvox] 17:58
∟ all the text, it is the all seeing eye of the universe
[desvox] 17:58
∟ alternatively it is a kitchen sink full of dead cats
[ben] 17:59
∟ omf 

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<b>html sucks</b>

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02:42 <death> i think perhaps i should see a doctor or something
02:42 <death> i have slept 12 hours a day for the past... 4 days?
02:42 <~gbmor> wow
02:42 <death> a LOT more than normal.
02:42 <~gbmor> that's a lot of sleep
02:42 <~gbmor> it might even be
02:42 <~gbmor> .... the Big Sleep
02:42 <~gbmor> (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

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11:31 <aewens> jan6: I'll removeth thy banishment if thy asks nicely
11:36 <jan6> I beg thee, almighty prospector of #chaos, thee who controls the mightly hmmscore, to pardon me from my sins
11:41 <aewens> A simple please would have worked, but okay xD
11:42 <aewens> jan6: Thoust hath been pardoned.
11:54 <jan6> I thanketh thee, for thy mercy

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meanwhile in #meta:
<brendo> you can bet your ass that if I could set a custom tone, it'd be the Mii channel music
<brendo> or a custom variant of the Aussie ringback tone: AAA- AAA-
<palm93> Screaming?
<palm93> Makes sense. I'd scream if I was in Australia too

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