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12:06 <TildeBot> jan6: , Stop existing is at least you. I really do!
12:07 <@ben> I relly do!
12:07 <+jan6> tildebot, quit your miserable existance at once!
12:07 <TildeBot> jan6: Errors were encountered while processing.

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<june> you think you can just copy files between computers? do you think we're in some kind of high-tech space future??
<june> copying files between computers is realistically at least another 10 years out for sure

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[BitBot │ [Markov] windows was that ubuntu version named after that mentally handicapped bulldog university mascott

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<ben> bug deepend to set it up
<deepend> whos deepend. :P 
<ben> that deepends
<ben> who's askin'

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16:07 <+jan6|> Also stop invoking tildebot for no reason to avoid stupid responses such as the one generated using thissentence
16:07 <TildeBot> jan6|, This time wouldn't needed to avoid the ping, tbh, but i also thiokradiobot that. Actually, on second thoughts, don't take any more stupid chances.
16:07 <+jan6|> thiokradiobot
16:07 <+jan6|> Hmmmm
16:07 <+jan6|> "Actually, on second thoughts, don't take any more stupid chances" - TildeBot, 2018
16:07 <TildeBot> jan6|, Are you inventing new words or something i could tell me? On second thoughts, don't take any more stupid chances.

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12:53 <@khuxkm|lounge> 'cause I'd rather have my asthma be worse than stop using linux

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11:31 <aewens> jan6: I'll removeth thy banishment if thy asks nicely
11:36 <jan6> I beg thee, almighty prospector of #chaos, thee who controls the mightly hmmscore, to pardon me from my sins
11:41 <aewens> A simple please would have worked, but okay xD
11:42 <aewens> jan6: Thoust hath been pardoned.
11:54 <jan6> I thanketh thee, for thy mercy

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21:49:07 @ben    | fuck me
21:49:09 @khuxkm | yes ben   

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<thefunkyspaw> shreyas: The world makes a lot more sense when you realize most people want to slack off

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10:23 <tomasino> the logic of the lucky is seldom sane

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<Tomasino> ,hug
<BitBot> [Ducks] tomasino befriended a duck in 37279.42 seconds! You've befriended 14 ducks in #meta!
<~ahriman> holy shit tomasino

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<rawktucc> wheel is in my usr bin
<rawktucc> but pip doesnt have it?
<rawktucc> pacman doesnt have it?
<rawktucc> WHERE DID IT COME FROM
<brendo> WHERE DID IT GO
<brendo> WHERE DID IT COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE

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<acdw> head down, tail up, that is how i like to ducc

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This is quote #204

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2021-06-04 17:49:02 <wgreenhouse> #meta is where advice goes to die

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