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15:24 <+jan6> hmm, I'hm back, I guess
15:24 <+aewens> Are you sure?
15:36 <ben|weechat> hi back, i'm dad
15:42 * aewens face palms while snickering.
15:42 <~ben> heh
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16:20 <@khuxkm|lounge> ben: the dad of the tildeverse

44: score: 17 /


<mattx> xwindows: just so you know
<mattx> Java CPUs are real
<xfnw> mattx: oh no
<mattx> xfnw: JAVA. NOW.
<mattx> 3 BILLION DEVICES SUFFER
<mattx> java, #1 masochism platform

227: score: 16 /


04:32 < kylie> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< KYLIE!
04:32 < alex11> ,kidnap
04:33 < kylie> no!
04:33 <~khuxkm> ,kidnap
04:33 < kylie> no!!!!
04:33 < kylie> be nice to me!!!!!
04:33 <~khuxkm> ,chloroform
04:33 < isvarahparamahkrsnah> ,white van
04:33 < isvarahparamahkrsnah> lmao
04:33 < kylie> don't like this
04:33 < kylie> that got creepy fast

219: score: 16 /


11:53 <anton> hi
11:55 <anton> did I miss anything?
11:57 <jess> no
11:57 <jess> why do you always ask that
11:58 <anton> jess: because I want to know if anything interesting happened while I was away
11:58 <jess> get a bot that logs for you
12:05 <anton> jess: idk where I'd host the bot at
12:05 <~ubergeek> If only there was some place that offered shell access, with the tools needed to build software, and run daemons... :P
12:06 <anton> 99.999% of the time I'm not online from the vps is when it's rebooting or installing updates of some kind
12:07 <~ubergeek> It'd nice if there some association of server operators, that hosted znc or something, too :P
12:07 <@cmccabe> someone should invent that, ubergeek.  i bet it would be popular.
12:08 <~ubergeek> They should.  I bet they'd get rich doing it.
12:08 <@cmccabe> it could even keep costs down by using a great free os like linux or *bsd
12:09 <~ubergeek> yeah, I think that'd be the ticket.  I hope someday, someone invents a service like that
12:14 <~khuxkm> why not us? we're server operators
12:14 <~khuxkm> we could be rich!
12:14 <~khuxkm> but what would we call it?
12:15 --> earthnuker (~earthnuker@5.147.69.44) has joined #meta
12:15 <~ubergeek> I dunno.  Maybe call it a umlautverse?
12:15 <Kneezle> lol
12:15 <arisotura> hoi
12:15 <~ubergeek> Or, tildeworld?
12:15 <~khuxkm> no no no
12:15 <~khuxkm> umlaut is a garbage diacritic
12:16 <~khuxkm> and ____world is overused
12:16 <~khuxkm> how about tildeverse?
12:16 <~ubergeek> true. tildeland?
12:16 <~ubergeek> tildeverse sounds so stupid.  I mean, who would use something called that?
12:16  * khuxkm looks at camera

193: score: 16 /


<amcclure> rip band
<june> what's the band called?
<gbmor> everybody run
<june> from what
* amcclure runs
<june> FROM WHAT
<gbmor> JUST RUN NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS
<june> WHILE WE'RE RUNNING CAN YOU TELL ME THE NAME OF THE BAND

178: score: 16 /


14:46 <~ben> i haven't had soup in a long time
15:07 <jesopo> why nor
15:07 <jesopo> not
15:15 <younix> sometimes life just gets in the way
15:15 <younix> it's hard to make time for soup in the hustle bustle of the hectic modern world
15:16 <younix> we can't always get the soup we need, even though we know it's important

172: score: 16 /


[10:26:12] * | kirch loves that the US Gov't sues objects it's confiscated from people
[10:26:25] <threv> asset forfeiture++
[10:26:25] <BitBot> [Karma] asset forfeiture now has 1 karma

157: score: 16 /


[17:18:56] <woestijnvis> God is dead.
[17:19:12] <woestijnvis> Oh my admin is more fitting.
[17:19:19] <no1> we create god collectively
[17:19:19] <woestijnvis> Oh my bofh?
[17:19:46] <woestijnvis> no1: Yes, let's stop with that

154: score: 16 /


16:41 * @khuxkm is now known as * @MrBungle
16:41 * @MrBungle is now known as * @khuxkm
16:56 * Kneezle|web is now known as * thetwo
16:56 * thetwo is now known as * Kneezle|Web
16:59 * Kneezle|Web is now known as * theforth
16:59 * theforth is now known as * Kneezle|Web
17:00 * @jan6 is now known as * @Agent_Smith
17:01 * Kneezle|Web is now known as * Agent_Smith[2]
17:03 * Agent_Smith[2] is now known as * Kneezle|web
17:03 * @Agent_Smith is now known as * @Agent_Smith[1]
17:04 * @Agent_Smith[1] is now known as * @jan6

112: score: 16 /


12:24 <+jan6> just don't use anything addictive for a long time, nor for much at a time, and you'll be fine
12:24 <desvox> ^
12:24 <desvox> or you could fly off the deepend and become desvox
12:25 <desvox> my entire family knows about my psychotic alcoholism at this point
12:25 <~ben> oops
12:25 <~ben> iambecomedesvox
12:26 <~ben> destroyer of all wodka

60: score: 16 /


12:46 * jan6 stops pouring gasoline on the ~.team and attempts to put up an innocent smile while hiding the can behind his back
12:46 * virtual falls down stairs
12:47 * khuxkm|lounge looks at the can, jan6, then the can, then just sighs
12:48 <@khuxkm|lounge> can we have one say w/o someone trying to burn down ~team
12:48 * jan6 quietly puts a box of matches in khuxkm|lounges pocket
12:48 * khuxkm|lounge throws matches at jan6
12:48 <@khuxkm|lounge> if you want to burn it down, you gotta do it urself lol
12:49 * jan6 spontaneously combusts, igniting the nearby gasoline-covered ~.team

38: score: 16 /


[BitBot │ [Markov] windows was that ubuntu version named after that mentally handicapped bulldog university mascott

173: score: 15 /


17:20 <stompy> is it sacrilege to use trebuchet ms as your gtk/qt font in linux
17:20 <stompy> i cant help it i like the font
17:20 <~ben> probably sacrilege lol
17:20 <~ben> but i'm not judging
17:20 <stompy> what if i used internet explorer in wine
17:20 * Kneezle|shouldbeworking sobs
17:20 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> plx no

113: score: 15 /


14:48 <@ben> we should get irc notifications whenever there's a post on tildeverse new
14:49 <@ben> s/$/n
14:49 <sedbot> <ben> we should get irc notifications whenever there's a post on tildeverse newn
14:49 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> Hmmm
14:49 <@ben> fuck me
14:49 <@khuxkm|lounge> yes ben
14:49 <@ben> ok
14:49 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> Does it support it?
14:49 <@khuxkm|lounge> n was the letter you were looking for

39: score: 15 /


<hackintech> i did the illegal today
<gbmor> oooo what did you do
<gbmor> i wanna know
<hackintech> i put a for loop IN a for loop
<hackintech> bitches love for loops
* gbmor loads shotgun
<hackintech> oh

282: score: 14 /