top quotes of all time

<minerobber> hmmm…
* minerobber is using ssh from tablet to downgrade rpi firmware to 3.18.11
* minerobber does the Numa Numa dance
<minerobber> it worked! LXDE is no longer broken
<minerobber> I went absentminded while converting my private key, and accidentally made it into “tilde.town.tilde.town.pem” :P
<minerobber> oh my gosh it works!
* minerobber does the Numa Numa dance

2: score: 56 ↑/↓

2021-06-04 17:49:02 <wgreenhouse> #meta is where advice goes to die

270: score: 54 ↑/↓

17:43 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder
17:43 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> Looking to buy a guitar &amp;
17:43 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> :-D
17:44 <~ben> guitar and what? ;)
17:44 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> lol
17:44 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> best reply ever

114: score: 54 ↑/↓

20:44 < jmw2020> ,qadd khuxkm=I kissed my friend xfnw
20:44 < tildebot> [Quotes] Quote added
20:44 < jmw2020> khuxkm lmao
20:44 < jmw2020> your secrets are LEAKEDDD
20:44 < jmw2020> everyone knows ur secret now
20:45 < jmw2020> ,q khuxkm 
20:45 < tildebot> [Quotes] khuxkm|lounge: <khuxkm> no u
20:45 < jmw2020> ...
20:45 < jmw2020> tildebot not the right time

237: score: 53 ↑/↓

02:42 <death> i think perhaps i should see a doctor or something
02:42 <death> i have slept 12 hours a day for the past... 4 days?
02:42 <~gbmor> wow
02:42 <death> a LOT more than normal.
02:42 <~gbmor> that's a lot of sleep
02:42 <~gbmor> it might even be
02:42 <~gbmor> .... the Big Sleep
02:42 <~gbmor> (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

211: score: 53 ↑/↓

13:31 < dustboto> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
13:31 < khuxkm> ,bef
13:31 < BitBot> [Ducks] khuxkm befriended a duck in 60621.72 seconds! You've befriended 6 ducks in #bots!
13:31 < khuxkm> HOLY SHIT

184: score: 51 ↑/↓

[13:44:06] <~ben> ruby is just smalltalk in drag

144: score: 51 ↑/↓

<hackintech> i did the illegal today
<gbmor> oooo what did you do
<gbmor> i wanna know
<hackintech> i put a for loop IN a for loop
<hackintech> bitches love for loops
* gbmor loads shotgun
<hackintech> oh

282: score: 50 ↑/↓

<rawktucc_> bugs r good!
<jan6> no

276: score: 50 ↑/↓

meanwhile in #meta:
<brendo> you can bet your ass that if I could set a custom tone, it'd be the Mii channel music
<brendo> or a custom variant of the Aussie ringback tone: AAA- AAA-
<palm93> Screaming?
<palm93> Makes sense. I'd scream if I was in Australia too

256: score: 50 ↑/↓

12:05 <~vilmibm> what does one do in animal crossing? i don't know anything about it
12:06 <desvox> vilmibm: you be cute, be gay, and do crimes

92: score: 50 ↑/↓

19:39  * lickthecheese nosebleeds on jan6
19:39 < demure> kinky
19:39  * jan6 drinks the blood and grows stronger
19:39  * lickthecheese confirms jan6 is vampire
19:39 < jan6> you forgot that there were vampires in my lineage

208: score: 49 ↑/↓

<amcclure> rip band
<june> what's the band called?
<gbmor> everybody run
<june> from what
* amcclure runs
<june> FROM WHAT
<gbmor> JUST RUN NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS
<june> WHILE WE'RE RUNNING CAN YOU TELL ME THE NAME OF THE BAND

178: score: 49 ↑/↓

18:29 <tunas> fsck --dont-actually-check
18:29 <tunas> An alias for fsck -n that's objectively cooler xD
18:29 <~ben> ls --dont-list-files
18:29 <tunas> Why isn't --dont-bother a universal argument?
18:29 <~ben> sudont

80: score: 49 ↑/↓

23:22:59 tildebridge | <~FreeAppSW> God, my connection rn seems real trash
23:23:14       +jan6 | tildebot knows the definition of trash
23:23:15    TildeBot | jan6: Everyone knows that. Actually, on second thoughts...

15: score: 48 ↑/↓