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[threkk] 17:55
∟ I am afraid to ask how is the vim vs emacs balance here
[ben] 17:55
∟ pretty solid balance i think
[desvox] 17:56
∟ i use emacs like vim but it also fries my breakfast, controls the city
  traffic lights, and makes sure i dont die in my sleep
[threkk] 17:57
∟ does it also edit text?
[ben] 17:57
∟ i sure hope so :P
[desvox] 17:57
∟ threkk: lots of text
[desvox] 17:58
∟ all the text, it is the all seeing eye of the universe
[desvox] 17:58
∟ alternatively it is a kitchen sink full of dead cats
[ben] 17:59
∟ omf 

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This is quote #204

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[13:44:06] <~ben> ruby is just smalltalk in drag

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22:44 <tildebridge> <arne> guys this is me irl i just took a photoshoot
22:44 <tildebridge> <arne> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/387272314863091713/480205400226922518/onion.png
22:45 <~ben>  noice
22:45 <tildebridge> <virtual> arne * 7
22:45 <tildebridge> <khuxkm> times 6
22:46 <tildebridge> <khuxkm> you zipper
22:46 <tildebridge> <virtual> i cant count
22:46 <tildebridge> <virtual> lol

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20:44 < jmw2020> ,qadd khuxkm=I kissed my friend xfnw
20:44 < tildebot> [Quotes] Quote added
20:44 < jmw2020> khuxkm lmao
20:44 < jmw2020> your secrets are LEAKEDDD
20:44 < jmw2020> everyone knows ur secret now
20:45 < jmw2020> ,q khuxkm 
20:45 < tildebot> [Quotes] khuxkm|lounge: <khuxkm> no u
20:45 < jmw2020> ...
20:45 < jmw2020> tildebot not the right time

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12:05 <~vilmibm> what does one do in animal crossing? i don't know anything about it
12:06 <desvox> vilmibm: you be cute, be gay, and do crimes

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15:38  * jan6 goes to shop, first time leaving the house in WEEKS
15:38 <praetor> wow. and I thought I was a shut-in
15:38 <jan6> I know, right

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2021-06-04 17:49:02 <wgreenhouse> #meta is where advice goes to die

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19:39  * lickthecheese nosebleeds on jan6
19:39 < demure> kinky
19:39  * jan6 drinks the blood and grows stronger
19:39  * lickthecheese confirms jan6 is vampire
19:39 < jan6> you forgot that there were vampires in my lineage

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14:46 <~ben> i haven't had soup in a long time
15:07 <jesopo> why nor
15:07 <jesopo> not
15:15 <younix> sometimes life just gets in the way
15:15 <younix> it's hard to make time for soup in the hustle bustle of the hectic modern world
15:16 <younix> we can't always get the soup we need, even though we know it's important

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18:45 <~ben> ahriman is good people
18:45 <~fosslinux> I haven't seen him for a while
18:45 <~ahriman> <3

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12:06 <TildeBot> jan6: , Stop existing is at least you. I really do!
12:07 <@ben> I relly do!
12:07 <+jan6> tildebot, quit your miserable existance at once!
12:07 <TildeBot> jan6: Errors were encountered while processing.

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<rawktucc> wheel is in my usr bin
<rawktucc> but pip doesnt have it?
<rawktucc> pacman doesnt have it?
<rawktucc> WHERE DID IT COME FROM
<brendo> WHERE DID IT GO
<brendo> WHERE DID IT COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE

261: score: 41 ↑/↓

18:29 <tunas> fsck --dont-actually-check
18:29 <tunas> An alias for fsck -n that's objectively cooler xD
18:29 <~ben> ls --dont-list-files
18:29 <tunas> Why isn't --dont-bother a universal argument?
18:29 <~ben> sudont

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12:46 * jan6 stops pouring gasoline on the ~.team and attempts to put up an innocent smile while hiding the can behind his back
12:46 * virtual falls down stairs
12:47 * khuxkm|lounge looks at the can, jan6, then the can, then just sighs
12:48 <@khuxkm|lounge> can we have one say w/o someone trying to burn down ~team
12:48 * jan6 quietly puts a box of matches in khuxkm|lounges pocket
12:48 * khuxkm|lounge throws matches at jan6
12:48 <@khuxkm|lounge> if you want to burn it down, you gotta do it urself lol
12:49 * jan6 spontaneously combusts, igniting the nearby gasoline-covered ~.team

38: score: 40 ↑/↓