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16:41 * @khuxkm is now known as * @MrBungle
16:41 * @MrBungle is now known as * @khuxkm
16:56 * Kneezle|web is now known as * thetwo
16:56 * thetwo is now known as * Kneezle|Web
16:59 * Kneezle|Web is now known as * theforth
16:59 * theforth is now known as * Kneezle|Web
17:00 * @jan6 is now known as * @Agent_Smith
17:01 * Kneezle|Web is now known as * Agent_Smith[2]
17:03 * Agent_Smith[2] is now known as * Kneezle|web
17:03 * @Agent_Smith is now known as * @Agent_Smith[1]
17:04 * @Agent_Smith[1] is now known as * @jan6

112: score: 15 /


14:48 <@ben> we should get irc notifications whenever there's a post on tildeverse new
14:49 <@ben> s/$/n
14:49 <sedbot> <ben> we should get irc notifications whenever there's a post on tildeverse newn
14:49 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> Hmmm
14:49 <@ben> fuck me
14:49 <@khuxkm|lounge> yes ben
14:49 <@ben> ok
14:49 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> Does it support it?
14:49 <@khuxkm|lounge> n was the letter you were looking for

39: score: 15 /


<&login> the smart don't have it any better than the unsmart

246: score: 13 /


20:49 <~ben> beer time
20:52 <@cmccabe> s/beer/bed/
20:52 <sedbot> <cmccabe> bedscream float?
20:52 <@cmccabe> or not

205: score: 13 /


21:41 < lickthecheese> mayo
21:41 < anelki> no no no no
21:41 < lickthecheese> s/yo/no/
21:41 <+BitBot> [Sed] <lickthecheese> mano

188: score: 13 /


<~deepend> NormalHuman555 hasn't been online in a long time.. killed it off.. but got bored so hes back lol
<NormalHuman555> deepend: Awww geez, i'm using up the time left to think that i haven't had the strangest dream... I dreamed i killed you again.

179: score: 13 /


09:59 <~ben> theone: are you neo
10:00 <~ben> mr anderson
10:00 <theone> i am the alter ego of neo
10:00 -- jan6 is now known as Agent_Smith
10:00 <Kneezle|Web> nooo
10:00 <theone> no pls
10:00 <Kneezle|Web> not Agent_Smith
10:00 <theone> help
10:00 <~ben> oh no
10:00 <+Agent_Smith> yes
10:00 <+Agent_Smith> YESS
10:00 <Kneezle|Web> noooo

111: score: 13 /


12:46 * jan6 stops pouring gasoline on the ~.team and attempts to put up an innocent smile while hiding the can behind his back
12:46 * virtual falls down stairs
12:47 * khuxkm|lounge looks at the can, jan6, then the can, then just sighs
12:48 <@khuxkm|lounge> can we have one say w/o someone trying to burn down ~team
12:48 * jan6 quietly puts a box of matches in khuxkm|lounges pocket
12:48 * khuxkm|lounge throws matches at jan6
12:48 <@khuxkm|lounge> if you want to burn it down, you gotta do it urself lol
12:49 * jan6 spontaneously combusts, igniting the nearby gasoline-covered ~.team

38: score: 13 /


cdmnky │ jeez, it's almost 10. i better go and take a shower                                                                                        
SinaCutie │ Good luck!                                                                                                                                 
* │ cdmnky grabs a screwdriver and a flashlight

90: score: 12 /


[21:59] Ale32bit: please give me
[21:59] Rph: $10
[21:59] Ale32bit: this is the last time i ask you for help
[21:59] Ale32bit: fuck off rph
[21:59] Rph: just an FYI, that function is barely 20 lines long
[22:00] Rph: and I said $10 because I have to look in old code to dig it up

34: score: 12 /


<rawktucc> no retirement fund plan lol
<rawktucc> becuase i doubt it matters in 15 years
<rawktucc> because
<rawktucc> fuck this phone kyneeboard
<alex11> kyneeboard
<rawktucc> keybiard w
<demure> sounds like an ergonomic phone kyneeboard
<rawktucc> KRYBOARD
<rawktucc> aaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHH

260: score: 11 /


16:16:11 < southerntofu> **QUOTA EXCEEDED. MBOX FULL.**
16:16:11 < BitBot> southerntofu: FLOWER SMELLING CHAMPION
16:16:16 <~ben> owo
16:16:19 < southerntofu> what?
16:16:22 <~ben> lol
16:16:36 <~ben> BitBot yells back if you have a certain number of caps
16:16:45 <~ben> WHY ARE WE YELLING BITBOT
16:16:45 < BitBot> ben: ONE HUNDRED TWENTY EIGHT
16:16:51 < southerntofu> oh. lol
16:17:11 <~ben> i find it pretty funny :P
16:17:33 < lickthecheese> LOL BITBOT
16:17:46 < lickthecheese> OH I DIDINT HAVE ENOUGH CAPS
16:17:47 < BitBot> lickthecheese: PUSSY IS A PERFECTLY INNOCENT WORD
16:17:53 < lickthecheese> omg wtf
16:17:53 < hackintech> W O W
16:17:56 <~ben> BitBot: bap

200: score: 11 /


17:46 <jan6> protip: just don't use python ;P
17:46 <zyeri> or, better pro-tip: use more python
17:46 <kirch> no switch...case in python ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

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15:38  * jan6 goes to shop, first time leaving the house in WEEKS
15:38 <praetor> wow. and I thought I was a shut-in
15:38 <jan6> I know, right

142: score: 11 /


15:26:04 <~lickthecheese> quacccccc
15:26:06 <~lickthecheese> duccccccc
15:26:08 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:09 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:10 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:10 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:12 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:12 <~lickthecheese>  ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:17 <~BitBot> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
15:26:29 <~lickthecheese> ha i have summoned the duck with fake quacking
15:26:31 <~lickthecheese> ,hug
15:26:31 <~BitBot> [Ducks] lickthecheese befriended a duck in 14.1 seconds! 
                   You've befriended 34 ducks in #chaos!

194: score: 10 /