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<tomasino> yay gopher!
<ahriman> yay
<tomasino> yay australia!
<ahriman> koalas n shit!
 * cat cracks a tinnie

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17:55 * aewens wiggles jan6's mouse to end suspend mode
17:55 <SinaCutie> (That's not a mouse)
17:56 <+aewens> (oh my)

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15:41 <+aewens> Which I am currently trying to understand how the cloning software works since a customer is trying to use it to fit a square block into a round hole.
15:41 <tildebeast> if you put the customer on a lathe they'll fit after careful adjustment

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19:39  * lickthecheese nosebleeds on jan6
19:39 < demure> kinky
19:39  * jan6 drinks the blood and grows stronger
19:39  * lickthecheese confirms jan6 is vampire
19:39 < jan6> you forgot that there were vampires in my lineage

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Bercik | but i noticed today someone reported problem on my github and on it _stopped_ working on Debian 11
Bercik | as if someone removed it from repo recently ;C
Bercik | i'm calling the cops.
southerntofu | oh no plz no police
southerntofu | they're just gonna teargas us and kill some random package that was just cd'ing by
@ubergeek | The cops will end up killing puppy linux

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15:24 <+jan6> hmm, I'hm back, I guess
15:24 <+aewens> Are you sure?
15:36 <ben|weechat> hi back, i'm dad
15:42 * aewens face palms while snickering.
15:42 <~ben> heh
...
16:20 <@khuxkm|lounge> ben: the dad of the tildeverse

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<~ben> PSA hostserv has been disabled
<lauren> why?
<anton> I forgot what hostserv was for a moment
<~ben> 1) it's a pain to maintain 2) people keep requesting dumb hostnames
<lauren> heh, fair
<xfnw> aw
<kumquat> lol
<anton> what's the dumbest hostname you've seen so far
<~ben> i don't remember
<julian> art.local?
<xfnw> was it richard.stallmans.toe.cheese?
<aravk> wtf
<anton> gross
<anton> aravk: you should replace nyku's ignore with an xfnw ignore :p
<xfnw> lol antons ignore evading?
<aravk> xfnw doesn't troll though, they shitpost
<aravk> I don't mind that
<aravk> everyone shitposts
<aravk> I mind trolls

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15:27:13          BitBot │ [Ducks] den befriended a duck in 167068.22 seconds! You've befriended 5 ducks in #best!

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[10:26:12] * | kirch loves that the US Gov't sues objects it's confiscated from people
[10:26:25] <threv> asset forfeiture++
[10:26:25] <BitBot> [Karma] asset forfeiture now has 1 karma

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12:07 <spacecadet> did yall know that animal crossing contains a real NES emulator?
12:07 <dozens> bad cart
12:08 <desvox> this isnt sonic 06 why it be like how it do
12:08 <aloosefruit> wait wat spacecadet
12:08 <dozens> wait wat spacecadet
12:08 <desvox> wait wat spacecadet
12:08 <fantoro> wait wat spacecadet
12:08 <aliasless> wait wat spacecadet

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<acdw> head down, tail up, that is how i like to ducc

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19:13:26 <~lickthecheese> ,hug
19:13:26 <~BitBot> [Ducks] lickthecheese befriended a duck in 26578.67 seconds! You've befriended 25 ducks in #chaos!
19:13:31 <~lickthecheese> noice

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<ben> bug deepend to set it up
<deepend> whos deepend. :P 
<ben> that deepends
<ben> who's askin'

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17:46 <jan6> protip: just don't use python ;P
17:46 <zyeri> or, better pro-tip: use more python
17:46 <kirch> no switch...case in python ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

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12:53 <@khuxkm|lounge> 'cause I'd rather have my asthma be worse than stop using linux

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