20:10 * kirch has worn the letters off the following keys: aces
20:10 <kirch> THIS IS IMPORTANT! THIS MEANS SOMETHING!
20:16 <~aewens> This just in, kirch's password contains the letters "aces"
20:18 <kirch> I can neither confirm nor deny that
19:39 * lickthecheese nosebleeds on jan6
19:39 < demure> kinky
19:39 * jan6 drinks the blood and grows stronger
19:39 * lickthecheese confirms jan6 is vampire
19:39 < jan6> you forgot that there were vampires in my lineage
17:20 <stompy> is it sacrilege to use trebuchet ms as your gtk/qt font in linux
17:20 <stompy> i cant help it i like the font
17:20 <~ben> probably sacrilege lol
17:20 <~ben> but i'm not judging
17:20 <stompy> what if i used internet explorer in wine
17:20 * Kneezle|shouldbeworking sobs
17:20 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> plx no
<mattx> xwindows: just so you know
<mattx> Java CPUs are real
<xfnw> mattx: oh no
<mattx> xfnw: JAVA. NOW.
<mattx> 3 BILLION DEVICES SUFFER
<mattx> java, #1 masochism platform
23:19 <~ben> compile those fonts
23:20 <praetor> hehe
23:22 <fosslinux> Run gentoo
23:22 <fosslinux> "must compile kernel"
23:22 <fosslinux> Run lfs
23:23 <fosslinux> "cannot compile kernel"
23:23 <fosslinux> Gains depression
23:23 <praetor> awww
23:24 <jchelpau> compiling a kernel is easy though
23:24 <~aewens> Unless if you overcome that depression and build your compiler, then you attain enlightenment.
23:24 <jchelpau> yes, lock yourself in a room with SICP and bootstrap your way out of depression
13:09:26 vld | I'm so tired yet I don't sleep
13:09:32 vld | why I'm like this?
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13:27:17 kuriz | strange are the things power outages can do to a man
13:27:27 kuriz | i actually read a book
13:27:30 kuriz | have i gone mad?
In #tea:
alex11> i bet #coffee is full of miserable bastards
alex11> they are genetically inferior
spider> \coffee alex11
* barista hands alex11 a tall boiling hot white chocolate macchiato with 2 shots of espresso!
alex11> I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED
spider> :P
* kiedtl has kicked spider from #tea (uh no no no no, we don't do that here)
june | like you normally just think about IP as being 1:1 communication but then you run traceroute and it's like
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11:53 <anton> hi
11:55 <anton> did I miss anything?
11:57 <jess> no
11:57 <jess> why do you always ask that
11:58 <anton> jess: because I want to know if anything interesting happened while I was away
11:58 <jess> get a bot that logs for you
12:05 <anton> jess: idk where I'd host the bot at
12:05 <~ubergeek> If only there was some place that offered shell access, with the tools needed to build software, and run daemons... :P
12:06 <anton> 99.999% of the time I'm not online from the vps is when it's rebooting or installing updates of some kind
12:07 <~ubergeek> It'd nice if there some association of server operators, that hosted znc or something, too :P
12:07 <@cmccabe> someone should invent that, ubergeek. i bet it would be popular.
12:08 <~ubergeek> They should. I bet they'd get rich doing it.
12:08 <@cmccabe> it could even keep costs down by using a great free os like linux or *bsd
12:09 <~ubergeek> yeah, I think that'd be the ticket. I hope someday, someone invents a service like that
12:14 <~khuxkm> why not us? we're server operators
12:14 <~khuxkm> we could be rich!
12:14 <~khuxkm> but what would we call it?
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12:15 <~ubergeek> I dunno. Maybe call it a umlautverse?
12:15 <Kneezle> lol
12:15 <arisotura> hoi
12:15 <~ubergeek> Or, tildeworld?
12:15 <~khuxkm> no no no
12:15 <~khuxkm> umlaut is a garbage diacritic
12:16 <~khuxkm> and ____world is overused
12:16 <~khuxkm> how about tildeverse?
12:16 <~ubergeek> true. tildeland?
12:16 <~ubergeek> tildeverse sounds so stupid. I mean, who would use something called that?
12:16 * khuxkm looks at camera
11:59 <~ben> dozens of them
11:59 <~ben> heh
11:59 <~ben> sry not sry for ping
12:01 <+aewens> Don't use nouns as your username if you don't want accidental pings.
12:02 <+aewens> There could be dozens of people who login to virtual servers, just like this one saying things people may think are a sin unless of you're a phoenix who cares not because it's a scifi creature.
12:03 <~ben> oh man
12:03 <scifi> lol