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<~deepend> NormalHuman555 hasn't been online in a long time.. killed it off.. but got bored so hes back lol
<NormalHuman555> deepend: Awww geez, i'm using up the time left to think that i haven't had the strangest dream... I dreamed i killed you again.

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13:22 <kirch> the great thing about having kids is that I tell my parents what lego sets "my kids" want for their birthday, then I get to build them :3

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17:55 * aewens wiggles jan6's mouse to end suspend mode
17:55 <SinaCutie> (That's not a mouse)
17:56 <+aewens> (oh my)

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[22:11] Rph: lol lego
[22:11] Rph: brb gonna build a real pinball machine
[22:11] G Softwares: in electron
[22:12] Rph: no
[22:12] Rph: with a few arduinos
[22:12] G Softwares: ah
[22:12] G Softwares: k
[22:12] G Softwares: and electron code

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23:56 < zer0> no worries, gen zs are killing email
23:56 <@kumquat> thank goodness
23:56 < zer0> gradually, but surely
23:56 <@kumquat> i knew those kids were all right
23:57 <@june> is there anything gen z isn't killing
23:57 <@june> IS THERE ANYTHING
23:57 < terris> boomers :(

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10:23 <tomasino> the logic of the lucky is seldom sane

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16:16:11 < southerntofu> **QUOTA EXCEEDED. MBOX FULL.**
16:16:11 < BitBot> southerntofu: FLOWER SMELLING CHAMPION
16:16:16 <~ben> owo
16:16:19 < southerntofu> what?
16:16:22 <~ben> lol
16:16:36 <~ben> BitBot yells back if you have a certain number of caps
16:16:45 <~ben> WHY ARE WE YELLING BITBOT
16:16:45 < BitBot> ben: ONE HUNDRED TWENTY EIGHT
16:16:51 < southerntofu> oh. lol
16:17:11 <~ben> i find it pretty funny :P
16:17:33 < lickthecheese> LOL BITBOT
16:17:46 < lickthecheese> OH I DIDINT HAVE ENOUGH CAPS
16:17:47 < BitBot> lickthecheese: PUSSY IS A PERFECTLY INNOCENT WORD
16:17:53 < lickthecheese> omg wtf
16:17:53 < hackintech> W O W
16:17:56 <~ben> BitBot: bap

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17:20 <stompy> is it sacrilege to use trebuchet ms as your gtk/qt font in linux
17:20 <stompy> i cant help it i like the font
17:20 <~ben> probably sacrilege lol
17:20 <~ben> but i'm not judging
17:20 <stompy> what if i used internet explorer in wine
17:20 * Kneezle|shouldbeworking sobs
17:20 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> plx no

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cdmnky │ jeez, it's almost 10. i better go and take a shower                                                                                        
SinaCutie │ Good luck!                                                                                                                                 
* │ cdmnky grabs a screwdriver and a flashlight

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20:47 < kylie> ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< KYLIE!
20:47 < anton> ,consume
20:47 < alex11> ,kidnap
20:47 < anton> ,yeet
20:47  * biglysmalls points at alex11 accusingly

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Bercik | but i noticed today someone reported problem on my github and on it _stopped_ working on Debian 11
Bercik | as if someone removed it from repo recently ;C
Bercik | i'm calling the cops.
southerntofu | oh no plz no police
southerntofu | they're just gonna teargas us and kill some random package that was just cd'ing by
@ubergeek | The cops will end up killing puppy linux

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20:56 < JonPizza7> he quacc
20:56 < JonPizza7> he smacc
20:56 < JonPizza7> but most importantly
20:56 < JonPizza7> he licc (the cheese)

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18:07:55 < jess> and i yeet
18:08:28 <~fossy> YEET
18:08:30 < ensa> hi all
18:11:34 < lickthecheese> yeet++
18:11:34 < BitBot> [Karma] yeet now has 1 karma (1 from lickthecheese)
18:12:38  * ben yEET
18:13:36 < jess> yete

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17:49 <Kneezle> there we go
17:49 <Kneezle> there we go
17:49 <+jan6> weasel
17:49 <+jan6> with knees
17:49 <+jan6> kneasle
17:49 <+jan6> with wheeze
17:49 <Kneezle> lol yes
17:50 <+jan6> kneezle, a wheezing weasel with knees
17:50 <stompy> hmmm
17:50 <~ben> wheezy knees
17:50 <+jan6> !toot kneezle, a wheezing weasel with knees

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14:48 <@ben> we should get irc notifications whenever there's a post on tildeverse new
14:49 <@ben> s/$/n
14:49 <sedbot> <ben> we should get irc notifications whenever there's a post on tildeverse newn
14:49 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> Hmmm
14:49 <@ben> fuck me
14:49 <@khuxkm|lounge> yes ben
14:49 <@ben> ok
14:49 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> Does it support it?
14:49 <@khuxkm|lounge> n was the letter you were looking for

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