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02:52 <tunas> BORN TO CHAT
02:52 <tunas> IRC MODES ARE A FUCK
02:52 <tunas> G:Line Em All 1989
02:52 <june> :D
02:52 <tunas> I am ban man
02:52 <tunas> 410757864530 (IR)Cops
02:53 <tunas> dead (ir)cops*

197: score: 50 /


20:45:15 <jan6> all hail the uwu-scorpiion
20:46:59 <brendo> no
20:47:15 <brendo> https://ttm.sh/uiB.jpg
20:47:18 <brendo> kitty on a bag
20:47:58 <jan6> micRMSoft windux when
20:48:29 <jan6> too huge image
20:48:40 <brendo> zoom out then?
20:49:07 <jan6> I mean as in it won't load within aqcceptable time
20:49:08 <jan6> you doofus
20:49:39 <jan6> it loaded the ears in like 10 sec or so
20:50:36 <brendo> well your internet is shit then
20:50:42 <hedy> mine was stuck on the head for almost 23s lol
20:50:55 <brendo> lmfao
20:51:03 <jan6> not mine
20:51:04 <jan6> lol
20:51:08 <brendo> then why can I pull the entire image down in about 15s
20:51:20 <brendo> using the exact same link
20:51:31 <jan6> because cache
20:51:38 <jan6> you rolling pin
20:54:40 <brendo> jan6: cache was cleared, still pulled in same amt of time
20:55:26 <brendo> so I say it once, I say it again: your internet is shit
20:55:40 <jan6> no u
20:55:42 <~khuxkm> no u
20:55:46 <brendo> or you've got a really unlucky route to ttm.sh
20:55:53 <jess> no u
20:55:56 <brendo> or your compu is weak
20:55:59 <jan6> oooor you have a way too massive image file
20:56:00 <jan6> lol
20:56:27 <jess> i have really good internet and that image loaded slow
20:56:39 <jan6> ^
20:56:40 <hedy> lol

268: score: 48 /


#meta: who the fuck waits until they're legal to drink?

94: score: 48 /


<rndusr>: how do I detect if a file is a gophermap
<xwindows>: It is named `gophermap`.
* rndusr bangs head against desk repeatedly

278: score: 47 /


2020-11-15 00:11:03  <anelki> when we started to gather this morning and the magafucks were showing up, this kid looked at me and the person next to me an asked why we were dressed like cops. parent: "they're not dressed like cops, they're dressed like antifa." person next to me: "...supersoldiers!"

245: score: 45 /


02:05 <~ahriman> fosslinux: plz console me with tales of how the Knights of Parametric Polymorphism saved the kingdom of Software Engineeria from the evil Anti-Pattern Imperial Army
02:05 <~ahriman> npa: you too
02:05 <npa> generics are sweet
02:05 <~ahriman> oh
02:05 <npa> just imagine it's copying and pasting the code but with different types
02:06 <~ahriman> nifty, but it doesn't sound like an epic folktale
02:07 <npa> the knights performed ritualistic mitosis, generating swathes of different legion calvaries
02:07 <~ahriman> oooooooo
02:08 <npa> all forming alliance to fight against skelington, the singleton anti-pattern
02:08 <~ahriman> i hate him! he's so mean
02:09 <npa> skelington's power of always having a single instance around meant traditional weapons were useless
02:09 <~ahriman> oh no!!!
02:09 <npa> it was up to the mighty end-of-program destructor to fire to quench this evil beast
02:09 <~ahriman> get 'em
02:09 <npa> 360-no scope
02:10 <~ahriman> haha

162: score: 45 /


07:42:13     arne | i have set tabbed to open new tabs at
                  | position 1
07:42:16     arne | not relative
07:42:31     ~ben | in what?
07:42:35     arne | tabbed
07:42:41 tomasino | in life
07:42:45 tomasino | all his life tabs open in position 1
07:42:48     ~ben | tabbed what
07:42:49 tomasino | ;)
07:43:14     arne | tabbed, the suckless utility to run
                  | multiple X programs in a tabbed interface
07:43:29     ~ben | ohhhh it's the name of a program
07:43:33     arne | lol

49: score: 45 /


12:37 <+aewens> Is it illegal to run a business virtually killing people to avoid lawsuits from overseas governments by breaking and entering into stranger's homes to use their computers to access a botnet to discretely communicate with your customers?
12:37 <+aewens> Maybe
12:38 <~ben> i'd go with a definite yes?
12:38 <+aewens> I think law officials would agree with you. In every country. Ever.
12:39 <%ubergeek> I think just the last part is a problem.

101: score: 43 /


12:23 <@ben> TildeBot: where are you getting your information
12:23 <TildeBot> ben: Data is information, especially that stored in a computer program, and i am a human being. That should be obvious from my ability to learn.

30: score: 43 /


13:22 <kirch> the great thing about having kids is that I tell my parents what lego sets "my kids" want for their birthday, then I get to build them :3

160: score: 42 /


<~ben> PSA hostserv has been disabled
<lauren> why?
<anton> I forgot what hostserv was for a moment
<~ben> 1) it's a pain to maintain 2) people keep requesting dumb hostnames
<lauren> heh, fair
<xfnw> aw
<kumquat> lol
<anton> what's the dumbest hostname you've seen so far
<~ben> i don't remember
<julian> art.local?
<xfnw> was it richard.stallmans.toe.cheese?
<aravk> wtf
<anton> gross
<anton> aravk: you should replace nyku's ignore with an xfnw ignore :p
<xfnw> lol antons ignore evading?
<aravk> xfnw doesn't troll though, they shitpost
<aravk> I don't mind that
<aravk> everyone shitposts
<aravk> I mind trolls

257: score: 41 /


02:46:07 Naglfar | theres too many ben...
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02:46:53    ~ben | lol yes
02:47:00 Naglfar | awesome
02:47:13    ~ben | no reason lol

119: score: 41 /


17:43 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder
17:43 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> Looking to buy a guitar &amp;
17:43 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> :-D
17:44 <~ben> guitar and what? ;)
17:44 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> lol
17:44 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> best reply ever

114: score: 40 /


21:49:07 @ben    | fuck me
21:49:09 @khuxkm | yes ben   

40: score: 40 /


14:22 <lickthecheese> killall -u root -9
14:22 <lickthecheese> thats how i exit vim

176: score: 38 /