12:23 <@ben> TildeBot: where are you getting your information
12:23 <TildeBot> ben: Data is information, especially that stored in a computer program, and i am a human being. That should be obvious from my ability to learn.
june | like you normally just think about IP as being 1:1 communication but then you run traceroute and it's like
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18:56 < tildebot> [Ducks] shreyas befriended a duck in 3.5 seconds! You've befriended 1 duck in #meta!
18:56 < tildebot> [Ducks] kumquat: There was no duck! missed by 0.76 seconds
18:56 < kumquat> oh first duck, nice
18:56 < shreyas> captured the first two, actually
18:57 < shreyas> being a bit non-violent now
18:57 < kumquat> ahhh
19:01 < alex11> duck virginity broken
19:01 < alex11> ...ew
19:01 < shreyas> uh
19:01 < kumquat> um
19:01 < shreyas> that's one way to put it :D
19:01 < kumquat> please don't violate the #meta ducks
19:01 < kumquat> or any tilde chat ducks
19:01 < kumquat> or any ducks in general
19:02 < shreyas> or any creatures in general
19:02 < kumquat> yes
19:02 < alex11> or any generals
19:02 < shreyas> definitely not any generals
20:45:15 <jan6> all hail the uwu-scorpiion
20:46:59 <brendo> no
20:47:15 <brendo> https://ttm.sh/uiB.jpg
20:47:18 <brendo> kitty on a bag
20:47:58 <jan6> micRMSoft windux when
20:48:29 <jan6> too huge image
20:48:40 <brendo> zoom out then?
20:49:07 <jan6> I mean as in it won't load within aqcceptable time
20:49:08 <jan6> you doofus
20:49:39 <jan6> it loaded the ears in like 10 sec or so
20:50:36 <brendo> well your internet is shit then
20:50:42 <hedy> mine was stuck on the head for almost 23s lol
20:50:55 <brendo> lmfao
20:51:03 <jan6> not mine
20:51:04 <jan6> lol
20:51:08 <brendo> then why can I pull the entire image down in about 15s
20:51:20 <brendo> using the exact same link
20:51:31 <jan6> because cache
20:51:38 <jan6> you rolling pin
20:54:40 <brendo> jan6: cache was cleared, still pulled in same amt of time
20:55:26 <brendo> so I say it once, I say it again: your internet is shit
20:55:40 <jan6> no u
20:55:42 <~khuxkm> no u
20:55:46 <brendo> or you've got a really unlucky route to ttm.sh
20:55:53 <jess> no u
20:55:56 <brendo> or your compu is weak
20:55:59 <jan6> oooor you have a way too massive image file
20:56:00 <jan6> lol
20:56:27 <jess> i have really good internet and that image loaded slow
20:56:39 <jan6> ^
20:56:40 <hedy> lol
03:01:48 edwardthefma | too me a fee
03:03:46 * | edwardthefma dornt lik this in sell irc
03:05:00 slipyx | can you say that again in english please
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14:18:29 +jan6 | who needs to smoke to get high? don't you have a brain full of complex chemicals?
14:18:54 kumquat | weed is easier than mind control
14:19:15 +aewens | Who needs drugs when you can just breathe in deeply next to a chocolate cake to remind you why life is worth living?
14:19:32 * | jan6 steals said cake
14:19:43 * | aewens tells jan6 that the cake is a lie.
22:36:14 brendantcc │ tomasino: YR NOT MAH DAD!! REE
22:36:27 +tomasino │ but what if I WAS your dad?
22:36:30 +tomasino │ how weird would that be?
22:36:33 brendantcc │ very
22:36:38 brendantcc │ very fuckin' weird
22:36:41 brendantcc │ non-dad
22:36:55 +tomasino │ :)
11:59 <~ben> dozens of them
11:59 <~ben> heh
11:59 <~ben> sry not sry for ping
12:01 <+aewens> Don't use nouns as your username if you don't want accidental pings.
12:02 <+aewens> There could be dozens of people who login to virtual servers, just like this one saying things people may think are a sin unless of you're a phoenix who cares not because it's a scifi creature.
12:03 <~ben> oh man
12:03 <scifi> lol
19:14 <spideria> anyway I guess the next grown up thing to do is learn to drive
19:14 <june> whoa
19:15 <june> spideria is becoming a boomer
19:15 <hackintech> lol
19:15 <spideria> maybe have a kid
19:15 <spideria> who knows
19:15 <hackintech> no you don't want that
19:15 <spideria> yeah probably not
19:15 <spideria> idk I like other people's kids
19:15 <spideria> hopefully my brother will have one soon
19:16 <spideria> he and I had a nice game of age of empires 2 the other day
19:17 <alex11> give birth to a car
19:17 <hackintech> there you go
19:17 <hackintech> big brain
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> hmmmm
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> what about a brand new chat service based on irc?
14:42 <+aewens> That's called slack
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> no
14:42 <tildebridge> <~FreeAppSW> or wait