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12:23 <geoff> The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. - H.P. Lovecraft
14:25 <khuxkm|lounge> nice quote
16:10 <geoff> khuxkm|lounge: Lovecraft is pretty quotable
16:15 <khuxkm|lounge> too bad that isn't the point of this channel :P

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07:42:13     arne | i have set tabbed to open new tabs at
                  | position 1
07:42:16     arne | not relative
07:42:31     ~ben | in what?
07:42:35     arne | tabbed
07:42:41 tomasino | in life
07:42:45 tomasino | all his life tabs open in position 1
07:42:48     ~ben | tabbed what
07:42:49 tomasino | ;)
07:43:14     arne | tabbed, the suckless utility to run
                  | multiple X programs in a tabbed interface
07:43:29     ~ben | ohhhh it's the name of a program
07:43:33     arne | lol

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20:32 <acdw> u need more jan6
20:32 -- Mode #meta [+b R:jan6] by kumquat
20:33 <-- kumquat has kicked jan6

287: score: 52 /


03:01 <~ben> which shouldn't be surprising though, cause i hadn't even heard of comptuercrfa
03:01 <~ben> jfc
03:01 <~ben> i was doing so well until i got to that last word
03:01 <~ben> computercraft

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12:23 <@ben> TildeBot: where are you getting your information
12:23 <TildeBot> ben: Data is information, especially that stored in a computer program, and i am a human being. That should be obvious from my ability to learn.

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13:48 <ben> systemd already solves that
13:48 <khuxkm> I don't like systemd :P
13:48 <ben> oh
13:48 <ben> i see how it is
13:48 <ben> it's so nice though
13:49 <khuxkm> if it would just stick to what it's good at
13:49 <khuxkm> and not slowly eat the rest of Linux for dinner

4: score: 51 /


03:46 <murii> Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README.

86: score: 50 /


[22:11] Rph: lol lego
[22:11] Rph: brb gonna build a real pinball machine
[22:11] G Softwares: in electron
[22:12] Rph: no
[22:12] Rph: with a few arduinos
[22:12] G Softwares: ah
[22:12] G Softwares: k
[22:12] G Softwares: and electron code

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[smlckz]: 88oRqwadueNUrblgvQO0UdeRFum0
[smlckz]: sorry lol
login: [smlckz]: nice password
anton: [smlckz]: nice password
anton: jinx
login: anton: yup
[smlckz]: rofl
login: we were of one mind there
login: it could be a conincidence
login: or a sign from god
login: I mean jan6
anton: all hail jan6
jan6: all hail jan6
[smlckz]: how can we grab this holy moment

271: score: 49 /


More adventures in #tea:

kiedtl> \coffee
* barista passes kiedtl a short lukewarm hazelnut cappuccino with 1 shot of espresso!
kiedtl> fuck. wrong channel
* kiedtl has kicked kiedtl from #tea (your presence in this community is no longer desirable) 

255: score: 47 /


<acdw> i wish they'd get rid of it in the US
<tomasino> i wish they'd get rid of the US
<~ben> i wish they'd get rid of the us
<~ben> omg
<tomasino> :D
<tomasino> twinsies!
<~ben> jinx

239: score: 44 /


<khuxkm> can you guys stop talking, I'm trying to copy the news link >:(

228: score: 42 /


14:18:29   +jan6 | who needs to smoke to get high? don't you have a brain full of complex chemicals?
14:18:54 kumquat | weed is easier than mind control
14:19:15 +aewens | Who needs drugs when you can just breathe in deeply next to a chocolate cake to remind you why life is worth living?
14:19:32       * | jan6 steals said cake
14:19:43       * | aewens tells jan6 that the cake is a lie.

63: score: 41 /


20:45:15 <jan6> all hail the uwu-scorpiion
20:46:59 <brendo> no
20:47:15 <brendo> https://ttm.sh/uiB.jpg
20:47:18 <brendo> kitty on a bag
20:47:58 <jan6> micRMSoft windux when
20:48:29 <jan6> too huge image
20:48:40 <brendo> zoom out then?
20:49:07 <jan6> I mean as in it won't load within aqcceptable time
20:49:08 <jan6> you doofus
20:49:39 <jan6> it loaded the ears in like 10 sec or so
20:50:36 <brendo> well your internet is shit then
20:50:42 <hedy> mine was stuck on the head for almost 23s lol
20:50:55 <brendo> lmfao
20:51:03 <jan6> not mine
20:51:04 <jan6> lol
20:51:08 <brendo> then why can I pull the entire image down in about 15s
20:51:20 <brendo> using the exact same link
20:51:31 <jan6> because cache
20:51:38 <jan6> you rolling pin
20:54:40 <brendo> jan6: cache was cleared, still pulled in same amt of time
20:55:26 <brendo> so I say it once, I say it again: your internet is shit
20:55:40 <jan6> no u
20:55:42 <~khuxkm> no u
20:55:46 <brendo> or you've got a really unlucky route to ttm.sh
20:55:53 <jess> no u
20:55:56 <brendo> or your compu is weak
20:55:59 <jan6> oooor you have a way too massive image file
20:56:00 <jan6> lol
20:56:27 <jess> i have really good internet and that image loaded slow
20:56:39 <jan6> ^
20:56:40 <hedy> lol

268: score: 40 /


17:43 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder
17:43 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> Looking to buy a guitar &amp;
17:43 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> :-D
17:44 <~ben> guitar and what? ;)
17:44 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> lol
17:44 <Kneezle|shouldbeworking> best reply ever

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